Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 2 Newbie QB, Part 2
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00:00 [audience laughing]
00:05 Well, congratulations. Now it's forehead black.
00:08 [audience laughing]
00:10 I can't believe you have to change all the way in the girls' locker room.
00:13 I know. Every time I get to the boys' locker room,
00:16 it's like something fun was happening just before I got there.
00:20 It's like I'm on the team, but not a part of the team.
00:24 Trust me, you're not missing much.
00:26 If they're like my brothers, they're probably in there naming their farts after historical figures.
00:31 I can still smell Napoleon Bonifart.
00:35 Oh, man, practice is starting.
00:37 Oh, I'm almost late.
00:39 How do I look?
00:41 Oh.
00:42 [audience laughing]
00:48 I've done all I can.
00:50 [audience laughing]
00:52 Once you put the helmet on, no one will notice.
00:56 Great. Thanks. Love you. Bye.
00:59 [audience laughing]
01:03 Girl 2B coming in.
01:05 [audience laughing]
01:07 [music]
01:14 [music]
01:22 [audience laughing]
01:29 Dawson, there you are.
01:33 My phone's ringing? I'll get that.
01:36 [audience laughing]
01:39 Oh, my gosh. Y'all listen to Glitter Cheeks, too?
01:43 No. We were just-- No.
01:46 See, what happened was--
01:49 Hey, you got eye black on your forehead.
01:52 That's embarrassing. Let's all laugh at that.
01:56 [audience laughing]
01:59 What an awkward situation this is for you.
02:03 Yeah, it's almost worse than us singing and dancing to a girly pop song.
02:08 [audience laughing]
02:10 Who said that?
02:12 [audience laughing]
02:13 All right. Fine. We listen to Glitter Cheeks.
02:16 But it's just got a sick bass line that gets us amped to, you know, go hit some dudes.
02:21 [audience laughing]
02:23 This is awesome. I cannot wait to tell the girls.
02:26 Oh, whoa, whoa, no. You can't.
02:29 What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room.
02:34 Guys, no problem. Your secret's safe with me.
02:37 You're not gonna say anything, right?
02:40 Hey, I'm a bulldog. I would never say anything.
02:43 Now, let's pump up that jam and dance!
02:49 Yeah!
02:51 [audience laughing]
02:53 Okay, I get it, I get it. Moment's over.
02:57 But we will dance!
03:00 [audience laughing]
03:03 ♪ You won't find me in the bleachers ♪
03:05 ♪ Now that girl is more than buzz ♪
03:07 ♪ I'm made of spice and sugar ♪
03:10 ♪ She's pretty, so pretty tough ♪
03:11 ♪ And not a little glitter ♪
03:13 ♪ Three yards and a cloud of dust ♪
03:15 ♪ And you get, you get ♪
03:17 ♪ A game changer, playmaker ♪
03:19 ♪ Take the ball, she'll see you later ♪
03:21 ♪ I'm on a dream like, team like, living like one of the boys ♪
03:25 ♪ She got it going, going, she got it going on ♪
03:29 ♪ I'm gonna play like Friday night, kick it like one of the boys ♪
03:33 ♪ She got it going, going, she got it going on ♪
03:37 [music stops]
03:39 [rock music]
03:43 Bella, I gotta know, what's it like in the boys' locker room?
03:47 What do they talk about secret crushes?
03:49 Am I one of them? Do they fight over me?
03:51 They do, don't they?
03:54 [audience laughing]
03:55 Pepper, I can't tell you what happens in the boys' locker room.
03:59 But I can tell you what doesn't.
04:01 All that.
04:03 [audience laughing]
04:04 Ace McFall is here with a brand new Ace TV segment,
04:08 Bulldogs Exposed.
04:11 [audience laughing]
04:13 In our lead story,
04:15 Gridiron guys go gaga for glitter cheeks.
04:19 [audience laughing]
04:21 Did he just say glitter cheeks?
04:24 Yes. Yes, he did.
04:27 [audience laughing]
04:28 What? Phone call for coach?
04:31 Coming.
04:33 [audience laughing]
04:34 A source inside the locker room says
04:37 the team and coach love to dance and sing along
04:40 with the girly pop stars while getting pumped up for practices and games.
04:45 [audience laughing]
04:47 Didn't know? Now you do. You're welcome.
04:50 Remember, if it's in your face, it must be Ace.
04:54 [audience laughing]
04:59 Hey, what's up?
05:02 Polka dotty hotties.
05:05 [audience laughing]
05:10 Konichiwa. Which one of you is Miyako?
05:13 [laughs]
05:14 Bu-burn.
05:16 [audience laughing]
05:20 I don't believe this.
05:22 I just got bu-burned by the ch-chess club.
05:25 [audience laughing]
05:27 Well, you may not be blabbing locker room secrets,
05:31 but someone sure is.
05:33 Whoever it is, they're in huge trouble.
05:37 You are in huge trouble.
05:40 [audience laughing]
05:42 You don't really think I leaked this?
05:44 Oh, please. You're the new guy on the team.
05:46 And you're a girl. Girls say stuff.
05:50 I've been doing it everywhere, all willy-nilly and whatnot.
05:54 [audience laughing]
05:55 Dude's right.
05:56 Totally willy-nilly.
05:58 [audience laughing]
06:00 Wow, you caught us.
06:02 We girls open our mouths and occasionally words come out.
06:06 I guess I'm guilty.
06:08 [gasps]
06:09 She admits it.
06:11 [audience laughing]
06:12 That was sarcasm.
06:14 Don't you go quoting your fancy Greek philosophers to me.
06:17 [audience laughing]
06:19 It has a sick baseline for hitting dudes.
06:24 I do not need to explain myself to you.
06:27 [audience laughing]
06:29 Troy, you're my wide receiver.
06:31 I'm your QP. You trust me, right?
06:34 Tell these guys you know I didn't do it.
06:37 Oh, you did it.
06:39 [audience laughing]
06:40 What? Why would I?
06:42 Because you're a girl.
06:44 Everybody knows girls have enlarged gossip glands.
06:48 When those glands absorb the gossip juice,
06:50 they must excrete it.
06:52 That's not me. That's science.
06:54 [audience laughing]
06:57 What science class do y'all go to?
07:00 [audience laughing]
07:03 You know what?
07:04 I'm going to prove I didn't do this.
07:06 Huh. Yeah, you do that, blabberback.
07:09 [audience laughing]
07:12 Wow, Sawyer, really way too far.
07:15 [audience laughing]
07:18 [theme music]
07:21 ♪ ♪
07:28 Ace, I need to know,
07:30 why is it so cold in here?
07:33 Close that vent.
07:34 No can do.
07:35 It keeps the equipment from overheating.
07:37 A small price to pay for state-of-the-art journalism.
07:42 [audience laughing]
07:43 I need to talk to you.
07:44 Of course.
07:45 Uh, do you have an appointment?
07:46 No.
07:47 How's three weeks from Thursday?
07:49 Or--
07:50 Now, Ace.
07:51 Or now.
07:52 Now, just opened up.
07:54 [audience laughing]
07:55 Who told you about glitter cheeks?
07:57 I can't do a kid.
07:59 I don't reveal my sources.
08:01 It's called freedom of the press.
08:03 First commandment.
08:04 [audience laughing]
08:05 I think you mean amendment.
08:07 Tomato patato. I'm not talking.
08:09 [audience laughing]
08:11 Look, I'm still new to the team.
08:13 I'm trying to gain their trust.
08:15 Now they think I'm the snitch.
08:18 You know I'm not.
08:19 So just tell me who it was,
08:21 so I can prove it wasn't me.
08:23 Ooh, dissension on the team.
08:26 Tell me more.
08:27 Stop typing.
08:28 I never said that.
08:30 Gossip suspect Bella Dawson says no comment.
08:34 I didn't say no comment.
08:36 Yes, you did.
08:37 I just heard you.
08:38 [audience laughing]
08:41 Uh, is that with two Gs?
08:45 [audience laughing]
08:46 Oh, never mind.
08:47 Thank you, spell check.
08:49 [audience laughing]
08:51 It's got a sick baseline for hitting dudes.
08:56 I do not have to explain myself to you.
09:00 I'll see you Sunday.
09:01 Love you, Mom.
09:03 [audience laughing]
09:04 All right, all right.
09:05 [whistle blows]
09:06 Let's go.
09:07 We gotta finish our practice
09:09 before the chess club gets out.
09:13 These guys are so mean.
09:15 [audience laughing]
09:17 Yeah, um, I'll be right there.
09:19 Just gotta relace my pleats.
09:22 [audience laughing]
09:28 [whistling]
09:31 Hey, what are you doing sneaking around?
09:35 [audience laughing]
09:38 You make me so happy.
09:41 We're, uh, we're late for practice.
09:44 Let's go.
09:45 Troy, it's okay.
09:47 I have a stuffed bunny, too.
09:50 Okay.
09:51 First of all, Colonel Cottontail
09:54 is not a stuffed bunny.
09:57 He is a poseable action bunny.
10:01 [audience laughing]
10:03 Somebody needs a hug.
10:07 [audience laughing]
10:08 Hey, keep your awes down.
10:10 No one else knows about this.
10:13 Look, my dad gave it to me
10:14 the first time his army unit went overseas.
10:16 I just keep it in my locker for good luck.
10:19 Oh.
10:20 [audience laughing]
10:22 Sorry, but you're making it really hard for me
10:24 not to awe.
10:26 It's such a great story,
10:27 and it's really sweet.
10:28 Oh, it's horrific.
10:29 You had to be the one person
10:31 who found out about this.
10:32 My secret is as good as blabbed.
10:35 Troy, I told you before.
10:38 I'm not the snitch.
10:39 This isn't just the guys
10:40 dancing in the locker room.
10:42 This is important to me.
10:44 I get it.
10:45 Your secret's safe with me.
10:47 [upbeat music]
10:52 This morning on "Bulldogs Exposed,"
10:55 we focus on wide receiver Troy Dixon.
10:59 Oh, boy, what now?
11:01 My source inside the locker room
11:04 tells me tough Troy
11:06 is still close with his childhood friend,
11:08 a certain stuffed bunny
11:10 he keeps in his locker for good luck.
11:13 He calls him Colonel Cuttentail.
11:17 [audience laughing]
11:23 Oh!
11:26 No "ah," no "huh,"
11:29 no nothing.
11:31 [audience laughing]
11:34 Troy, I didn't--
11:35 My secret's safe with you?
11:38 Thanks a lot, Bella.
11:40 [upbeat music]
11:45 [upbeat music]
11:52 [audience laughing]
11:55 Guys, I didn't want to say anything
11:58 in front of Coach,
11:59 but what was that about?
12:01 Why was no one blocking for me?
12:04 I've got cleat marks up and down my back.
12:09 That's what happens
12:10 when you tell really humiliating,
12:12 embarrassing secrets
12:13 about certain people
12:14 that make them look
12:15 completely ridiculous.
12:22 Which is why we are giving you
12:24 the silent treatment.
12:26 Troy, I know this looks bad,
12:28 but I didn't--
12:29 You told me I could trust you.
12:31 Now I'm a joke all over school.
12:33 This is ridiculous.
12:34 I didn't do it.
12:35 Look, I don't want to hear it.
12:37 You know what?
12:38 You've got your own locker room.
12:40 You don't need to be in ours,
12:41 and we don't want you in here.
12:43 From now on, just meet us on the field.
12:45 [phone ringing]
12:50 That's my dad calling from overseas.
12:53 And when he asks about my day,
12:54 I get to tell him all about this.
12:57 [phone ringing]
13:03 [music]
13:18 I can't believe this.
13:19 Last Friday night,
13:20 I threw the winning pass,
13:22 and the team loves me.
13:24 Now they don't even want me
13:25 in the locker room,
13:26 all for something I didn't do.
13:29 It's clear to me
13:30 there's only one solution.
13:33 Quit the team
13:34 and come back to cheerleading.
13:35 I'll have you fluff your pom-poms
13:36 every night on the chance
13:37 that you will.
13:40 I love you guys,
13:41 but I am not quitting this team.
13:44 I just have to somehow convince them
13:45 I didn't snitch.
13:48 I say we tie a base
13:50 and start plucking hairs
13:52 off his mustache collection
13:53 one by one
13:55 until he sings like a canary.
13:58 Okay.
14:00 Loving the enthusiasm,
14:02 but maybe with a little less violence.
14:06 Oh, you never let me have any fun.
14:11 You know what?
14:12 I'm gonna find out
14:13 who's telling secrets to Ace
14:14 if I have to go through
14:15 the entire team,
14:17 player by player.
14:19 How's he going to find out anything
14:20 if they're all giving you
14:21 the silent treatment?
14:24 Oh, I know a couple guys
14:25 I can make talk.
14:31 Got your note.
14:32 What do you want?
14:33 I got it on from you.
14:34 What do you want?
14:38 Sophie!
14:46 Mom says you can't lock us
14:47 in closets anymore.
14:50 Mom can't help you in here.
14:55 Look at them.
14:56 They must be guilty.
14:58 They're so nervous,
14:59 they're shaking.
15:00 No, it's freezing in here.
15:02 The quicker you answer questions,
15:03 the quicker you get out of here.
15:05 First question.
15:07 How many boys in that locker room
15:08 ever crush on me?
15:09 Do they fight over me?
15:11 Oh, they do, don't they?
15:13 Pepper!
15:14 We'll talk later.
15:17 I'm sorry we dragged you in here,
15:18 but I have to know.
15:20 Did either of you tell Ace
15:21 the team secrets?
15:23 What?
15:24 No.
15:25 We wouldn't.
15:26 We've been getting seriously
15:27 dissed at school,
15:29 and it's even worse at home.
15:30 It's true.
15:31 Our own brothers, they--
15:35 Spit it out?
15:37 They glitter-cheeked us.
15:39 What?
15:40 They glitter-cheeked us.
15:45 Wait.
15:46 I never saw glitter on your cheeks.
15:49 Not those cheeks.
15:52 Uh...
15:57 It isn't them.
15:59 Well, you heard the woman.
16:02 Get out.
16:07 Well, that was a bust.
16:09 Fun for me, but a bust.
16:12 Not totally.
16:14 Luis and Ricky did give us
16:15 a very good clue.
16:18 Obviously.
16:20 But why don't you tell Sophie
16:21 so she can catch 'em?
16:25 Think about it.
16:27 No guy would have purposely
16:28 leaked the glitter-cheek stuff
16:29 because they knew
16:30 they'd get made fun of.
16:32 It must have come out by accident.
16:34 Well, who on the team
16:35 is most likely to do that?
16:38 It's almost worse than us
16:39 singing and dancing
16:40 to a girly pop song.
16:44 Who said that?
16:47 Oh, hey, Sawyer.
16:49 I may be late
16:50 to your surprise party tonight.
16:56 Who said that?
17:04 (phone ringing)
17:11 Who said that?
17:16 Newt.
17:19 And that's why you should
17:20 never feed chili to a mule.
17:25 Now, donkeys, on the other hand,
17:27 that's a whole 'nother story.
17:32 Nobody ever stays
17:34 for the donkey part.
17:37 Newt, trust me.
17:39 I will not be mad
17:40 no matter what you say.
17:42 Are you the leak?
17:43 No.
17:45 Tell the truth
17:46 or I'll break you in half.
17:51 Your eyes are so fiery.
17:53 I could lose myself in there.
17:56 I can't work with this.
18:03 Are you kidding me?
18:04 No way.
18:08 You so owe me for this.
18:13 Tell us you did it
18:15 and I'll sit with you
18:16 at lunch tomorrow.
18:20 What?
18:21 No, why didn't I do it?
18:23 Wait, I'll go blab
18:24 some secrets right now.
18:26 It's not him.
18:27 No, no, no, seriously.
18:28 What secrets do you want to know?
18:29 Please.
18:33 Well, if none of the guys
18:34 would do this on purpose
18:35 and Newt did too by accident...
18:37 We're never gonna figure this out.
18:39 This is so messed up.
18:42 I've been kicked
18:43 out of the locker room,
18:44 Troy thinks I betrayed him,
18:46 I finally get to be quarterback,
18:49 and the whole team hates me.
18:52 Bella.
19:11 Yeah, real original.
19:13 You know, the chess club
19:14 left colored eggs.
19:15 At least that was festive.
19:21 Hey, you think laughing
19:23 at people's secrets is funny?
19:26 TJ, how would you like it
19:28 if I told people
19:29 your Nana's nickname for you?
19:32 And Olivia,
19:34 what about the time
19:35 you had blank at the blank
19:37 and then blank happened?
19:40 How would you like it
19:41 if I filled in those blanks?
19:47 Didn't think so.
19:49 You know, I could have
19:50 defended myself.
19:52 I don't need your help.
19:54 Hey, you're my teammate,
19:56 and no matter what
19:57 you think I did,
19:58 if somebody comes after you,
20:00 they're gonna have
20:01 to deal with me.
20:03 And by the way,
20:05 I cherish every single thing
20:07 my dad left me.
20:08 So if you think I'd tell
20:09 the whole school
20:10 about something
20:11 your dad gave you,
20:12 then those stupid gossip glands
20:14 aren't the only thing
20:15 you got wrong about me.
20:18 Bella, wait.
20:23 I believe you.
20:24 Well, it's about time.
20:28 I'm sorry.
20:29 Look, I'm gonna talk to the team
20:30 and tell them I think
20:31 you're innocent,
20:32 but they won't be easy
20:33 to convince.
20:35 Just wish we knew
20:36 who the leak was.
20:38 Me too.
20:39 But it makes me feel better
20:40 that at least you trust me.
20:43 I've gotta call my dad
20:44 and tell him.
20:45 He didn't think
20:46 you did it either.
20:48 You should listen
20:49 to your dad more often.
20:55 What's with the winter wear?
20:57 Oh, I call my dad
20:58 from the janitor's closet.
20:59 It's freezing in there,
21:00 but it's pretty private.
21:03 Wait.
21:05 Do you talk to your dad
21:06 about everything?
21:07 Even what happened
21:08 in the locker room?
21:10 Yeah, but it's okay.
21:12 Troy, I know who the leak is.
21:15 I was in Ace's office
21:16 and it was really cold.
21:18 He didn't close the vent,
21:19 which was weird.
21:22 Then when we were
21:23 in the janitor's closet,
21:25 it was just as cold,
21:27 which makes sense
21:28 if the vent from the closet
21:29 leads directly next door
21:32 to Ace's office.
21:34 And if cold air travels
21:35 back and forth,
21:37 so can secrets.
21:40 Bella found out about
21:41 Colonel Cottontail
21:42 in the locker room.
21:43 There is a leak
21:44 on the team.
21:46 And it's me.
21:49 Are your apology glands
21:51 swelling up right now?
21:54 Big time.
21:56 I'm so sorry, Bella.
21:58 I feel so bad.
21:59 I don't know what to do.
22:01 Well, you're in luck.
22:02 I know how we can
22:03 both feel better.
22:05 ( music playing )
22:13 Hey, Dad.
22:14 How's it going?
22:16 Ooh, ha-ha.
22:17 Time for the leak to speak.
22:21 Yeah, we, uh--
22:24 we figured out
22:25 who the leak is.
22:27 Uh-oh.
22:29 ( honking horn )
22:31 We're coming for you, Ace.
22:36 You gotta catch me first.
22:38 ( laughter )
22:41 Glitter tree cast!
22:46 ( laughter )
22:49 Now that's in your face.
22:55 Ace.
22:56 ( laughter )
22:58 Yeah!
23:00 ( music playing )
23:03 ( knocking )
23:07 Girl QB coming in.
23:09 Got your message
23:10 that you wanted to see me.
23:12 Yeah, come on in, Bella.
23:15 Hey, guys.
23:17 Look at you all lined up together.
23:21 Not nerve-wracking at all.
23:23 ( laughter )
23:25 Bella, look.
23:26 We were so busy accusing you
23:28 because you're new
23:29 and you're a girl,
23:30 we forgot the most
23:31 important thing.
23:33 You're a bulldog.
23:34 And you belong in this locker room
23:36 as much as any man on this team.
23:39 Surprise!
23:42 ( music playing )
23:45 It's your very own
23:55 private lady room.
23:56 A locker, if you will.
23:59 ( laughter )
24:01 Now you can change in here with us,
24:03 but without me
24:04 feeling uncomfortable.
24:07 She's not saying anything.
24:09 What's happening?
24:12 I love it, I love it,
24:13 I love it!
24:15 ( laughter )
24:17 She loves it.
24:20 Thank you!
24:21 Thank you, thank you!
24:24 Hold my calls.
24:25 This is a Glitter Cheeks moment.
24:29 ♪ We are young ♪
24:30 ♪ We are strong ♪
24:33 ♪ We are the fucking best ♪
24:35 ♪ All night long ♪
24:37 ♪ Because we wear the hoodies ♪
24:38 ♪ And your body's safe ♪
24:39 ♪ Now keep your fucking eyes ♪
24:41 ♪ Say yes, say yes, say yes ♪
24:45 ♪ Yeah ♪
24:46 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
24:49 Ace McFumbles here.
24:51 Apparently,
24:52 Vice Principal Smathers
24:53 believes that
24:54 journalistic maneuvers
24:56 such as reporting people's
24:58 private conversations
25:00 are unethical.
25:03 Which led to the unfortunate
25:05 cancellation of
25:06 Bulldogs Exposed.
25:09 But it did inspire me
25:10 to write my new weekly segment,
25:12 I Was Wrong,
25:13 where I retract a few small errors
25:15 from the previous week.
25:17 And here we go.
25:20 Tuesday's mystery meat
25:21 was not possum.
25:22 The janitor could not
25:23 give legal advice.
25:24 Dark matter does matter.
25:25 Most dogs do not talk.
25:27 Oh shit!