Bella and the Bulldogs Season 1 Episode 3 That's Some Gossip, Girl
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00:00In social news the question on everyone else's mind who will this reporter be taking to Friday's big dance
00:08Sorry ladies, I'm working
00:16You're not gonna believe this pepper go I heard from Chloe who got a text from Zoe
00:21He said thanks to Katie who heard and the girls room from Sadie who does Jim it for me. You said Kyle things are cute
00:30Cute
00:44The same cut you've been crushing on since sixth grade
00:52Hey Bella
00:57Great speech and social studies
01:01Oh Bella got a little spinach in the grill
01:07Hey Kyle, my locker's stuck. Can you help me?
01:13Yeah, no problem Charlotte
01:17See you Bella
01:27Charlotte Newman
01:30If it hadn't been for her in those stupid braces and that salad bar and Charlotte's locker
01:36Which you know was not stuck
01:39We would have finally had our moment
01:43Well, your moment is coming last tonight
01:46We're gonna do your hair get you mani-pedi ready pick out your cutest outfit and fall off see like crazy
01:52And when you walk into school tomorrow, you're gonna look all
02:00Quiet sounds good
02:03You're right
02:04This time it's going to be different
02:06I finally have my dream of being quarterback the guys are starting to accept me and I only wear my retainer at night
02:15Kyle thinks her cute
02:31So when's third-person strutting in the chore knows what
02:35What you hear did you talk to Zoe Chloe or Katie I am so done with Katie she knows what she did
02:46I'm talking about how we're playing the Stallions on Saturday. We've crushed them for five years straight, which means
02:53Another win for the Bulldogs
02:57That's right, all we got to do is follow the sacred ritual it's guaranteed us victory every time
03:05Whenever the Cowboys were losing my dad and I would turn our jerseys inside out for good luck. What's yours?
03:11We don't shower from this moment until the Stallions are stuffed
03:22Oh
03:45Boss
03:52I
04:08Can't shower for five days, but I can take a bath right? Nope jump in a pool. Uh-huh stand in the rain negative
04:16Clean myself like a cat
04:23I am all about sports rituals. It's just that this week. It's especially important that I look
04:31We can find another ritual. That's the spirit. Let's go find one
04:37Okay, first. I don't know what
04:42Second you don't find rituals they find you Sawyer testify
04:49For decades the Bulldogs lost to the Stallions
04:53Five years ago what terrible drought struck our town to save water the team didn't shower that week
04:59The football spirits look kindly on our filthy sacrifice and for the first time ever the Bulldogs
05:06beat the Stallions
05:11Great story
05:14I'm thinking total coincidence
05:16Coincidence
05:19Once is a coincidence, but since the Bulldogs started five days of filth we have won every time
05:26It's gross, but it works. I recommend wrapping your bed in plastic to preserve your linens
05:32But what about the dance on Friday?
05:34We all have to make sacrifices Bella
05:38Think about all the girls who won't get a chance to dance with the Troy
05:43I don't feel bad about that, but the team comes first
05:52Guys you know what I went through to get on this team
05:56Nothing means more to me than being a Bulldog. I hear you talking the talk, but can you stank the stank?
06:05How's this for an answer?
06:13I
06:36Look like a cave woman with helmet hair
06:42The helmet ruined my hair
06:44Kyle can't see me like this. He said I was cute. This is not cute
06:51I'm sure that Kyle can see past a little freeze and a little dirt to your
06:58Inner cute
07:02Thanks mom you're right you always know what to say yes, my girl
07:12Okay the crazy lady's gone we need a plan I
07:15Got a plan ditch the super no shower ritual if Kyle sees you five days worse than this he won't be able to unsee it
07:25Sophie's right you have to look great all week. I planned it out tomorrow you
07:31Accidentally bump into Kyle on purpose then you dazzle him on witty banter Wednesday. He's a talking points Thursday
07:38You play it cool. You've done your work Friday night
07:41You walk into that gym looking hashtag fabulous and the next thing you know
07:46Kyle's asking you to dance BAM
07:49It's a great plan pep
07:52But it's not gonna happen. I can't go to that dance
07:56But we've been talking about this since sixth grade. It's our first school dance
08:00You're all gonna go together and dance together and scope out hotties together
08:06And go in the photo booth together this pose is not gonna work without you
08:14You could photoshop me and after
08:17It won't be the same
08:19Guys, I know we've been looking forward to this dance
08:23But I made a promise the team and I have to show them. I'm every bit as much of a bulldog as they are
08:29So you're just going to give up your moment with Kyle and spend the rest of the week
08:33Looking like a cavewoman that just got barfed up by a pterodactyl
08:38Okay first ouch
08:42And second who says I can't have my moment after the dance
08:47Where are you going with this guys dream a little with me?
08:52You do whatever it takes to keep Kyle from seeing me for the next five days. I miss Friday's dance
08:59After the game on Saturday and a four-hour shower with some deep conditioning
09:05The glow of victory on your freshly exfoliated face you spot Kyle at the Starrcade. You're surrounded by people
09:13When our eyes meet
09:15Everyone else disappears and finally we have our moment
09:20It's just crazy enough to work
09:28I
09:58I
10:29Really
10:37Gentlemen as I stand here today surrounded by my stanky bulldog brothers I can truthfully say
10:46Whoa, I smell victory tomorrow
10:51And
10:53No one smells worse than our sister in stank
10:57Bella Dawson, what can I say? I'm a team player
11:02And I hope the football spirits are hungry cuz I brought noodles
11:09Bella we all know how hard it was to give up shampoo and conditioner
11:14Rosewater face wash that tea tree oil foot rejuvenator that makes my heels feel as soft as a baby's. This isn't about you
11:24Anyhoo by embracing our tradition you've earned the right to wear the mark of the bulldog
11:34It's beautiful
11:37Wear it with pride as we all do
11:41I'll wear it with the same pride that I wear other people's lunches
11:55The mark of the bulldog I told you I could pull this off
12:00We got drama mama pepper. Go I just heard from Ava who got a text from Emma
12:06Who's in French Club with Maya who said Charlotte's about to ask Kyle to the dance?
12:20No, I'm not letting this happen again, what are you doing? Who are you texting?
12:30Kyle I just asked him to the dance. You just asked Kyle to the dance
12:37And he said yes
12:39We can come back to my house and get ready together. You'll shower first cuz it's gonna take a while
12:47Shower I did not think this through there she is
12:53Bella the smeller come on. We're gonna sit out the dance at the Starrcade nudes fine
12:59Graham Graham's birthday check was very generous. I'm talking cheese in the crust
13:04YOLO
13:20Ace mcfumbles here at the enchantment under the stars dance. I predict this party will be kicking
13:29Don't take it from me. Let's ask this impossibly handsome lad
13:34Are you looking forward to tonight?
13:36Yeah, I think it's gonna be special. Yeah, I've been every night special for you dreamboat
13:43Look at all the lovely ladies circling around you. Oh, there's one now
13:54Bella are you seeing this Charlotte looks like a princess an evil of evil princess
14:01You gotta get down here
14:04Don't worry. I have a plan
14:06Remember how you guys kept Kyle away from me. Well now you have to keep Kyle away from other girls
14:12especially Charlotte
14:14Can I tackle her?
14:19Which means yes be there as soon as I can hurry
14:26Give me all the tokens you've got
14:34Hey guys, I just bought us all a bunch of tokens as a token of my appreciation
14:41Three hours of games on me don't fight over them
14:52My bed
14:54Wait, I think you have my shower see you in 20
14:59You're gonna shower
15:01How could you I knew it the girl can't hold her stank I held my stink all week
15:08Kyle Webber is waiting for me to dance and I am not going to show up with five days of filth on me
15:13Well too bad. We're not gonna lose tomorrow cuz you want to impress Kyle a kid's up touching my hair Webber
15:22Well to batter cuz this girl's about to get her loofah on
15:28What are you gonna do tie me up
15:32You tied me up
15:34Well to be fair. It was your idea. Yeah next time don't say your personal thoughts out loud
15:41Guess what? I'm thinking right now
15:45How strong are those socks
15:57Let's get this party started
16:01Oh
16:08Well now it's just a matter of time before Charlotte up Kyle to dance
16:13What's taking so long
16:16Seriously, you're gonna keep me tied up all night. No just until the dance is over and we know you're not a shower thread
16:25And by the way, you're not the only one that wanted to go to that dance
16:28I won the golden buckle at the count affair three years running
16:40Yeah, all right chef two-step
16:43I'm starving. Let's hit the vending machines. No, you stay and watch Bella. You want anything my freedom corn chips it is
16:50Oh
16:57No, no, no, don't even try it. I know you've got me to break in the past but not this time
17:03It's okay. I'm not gonna ask you to let me go
17:06Just do me a favor and send one last text from me to Kyle. I guess I can do that
17:15Kyle
17:17I've been waiting for this moment since sixth grade
17:20But I'm not going to be able to make it. I
17:24Guess some things just aren't meant to be
17:27As much as it hurts. I'm letting you go. So at least one of us has a chance for happiness
17:35Is that it
17:39Okay, which one
17:42Sad panda bear
17:44Can't send this I understand your dream if it wasn't for this stinky ritual, I'd be moving Sophie with my salsa skills right now
17:54Have your moment be a happy panda bear
17:59Don't worry, this isn't my first hostage situation
18:12What happened she came out of nowhere she overpowered me she was a beast
18:20She gave me some lovely W speech in UK didn't you
18:27We cannot go down without a fight
18:30If we can somehow get all five days of filth back on Bella before the game
18:36Maybe just maybe that will appease the football spirit so we can win tomorrow
18:42My farm's got pig slop compost and cow pie if we hit her with that. It's at least five days worth of filth
18:49The math works. Let's do this
18:52Let's go
19:04Honey
19:05What are you doing? Kyle dance shower now?
19:10shower
19:11You mean the boys just abandoned five years of tradition. Uh-huh
19:16really
19:17the night before the game
19:21Uh-huh
19:23What's going on? I?
19:25Heard that Charlotte Newman was going to ask Kyle to the dance, so I asked him first Kyle
19:31You mean?
19:35And I refuse to lose another chance with him just for some ridiculous ritual that doesn't really work Bella
19:43When you and your dad wore your Cowboys jerseys inside out it didn't always work, but it brought you closer together
19:50Well this ritual brings the Bulldogs closer together near your team now something to think about
20:08All right kids it's time to slow it down this next song is a special request from Charlotte
20:19Charlotte
20:23She's making her move
20:26Yes
20:49Oh
21:14Quick a mercy she showered you get the stuff in the girls room
21:20I
21:21Know I made the date with Kyle, but I made a commitment to the team first. I may not believe in the ritual
21:28But I believe in them and if Kyle doesn't understand and it wasn't meant to be anyway
21:36Hey Bella
21:39Hey Kyle
21:41Wow you look I know
21:44Horrible I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to get as far away from me as possible
21:51Yeah, well actually I do gotta go yeah
21:56But only because my ride is here
21:59Anyway that stuff you said about the team was really great
22:03And I wasn't gonna say you look horrible. I was gonna say you look
22:08Like you're gonna win tomorrow
22:10And that makes you the coolest girl here
22:13I
22:21Know
22:38Just the way you pictured it only filthy
22:44Speaking of filthy show yourself yeah, and I'm wearing earplugs, so you can't tempt me again
22:56Shower taken sell out Wow that shower did not take
23:06Didn't shower I was going to but I'm a bulldog
23:13I don't know if we need to stink to beat the stallions
23:17But I do know we need to stick together
23:19right Troy
23:21That's right QB
23:23football spirits are proud of you
23:25Sawyer
23:26The ritual is safe abort the mission
23:31So you're holding a giant garbage
23:43There
23:46Smells like tween spirit up in here, so let's drop some seat beats for those filthy athletes
23:58Can't hear I'm just gonna assume. This is salsa
24:13Oh
24:20What a game we should put the stank on those stallions hey, maybe we should try not showering for the rest of the season
24:31Where's Bella Kyle's over at the g-scanner I saw her heading for the showers with a jumbo pack of loofahs
24:37She could be scrubbing for days
24:41I've got some fantastic new talking points for her and have you seen my purple note cards?
24:59Hey you your body spray makes you smell so rugged
25:11You have very manly hands
25:15Are those peppers talking points?
25:18No, I
25:20Bet you'd look cute with the mustache
25:25Is that a chest hair I see