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00:00à l'opéra ce week-end
00:02Hey, il y a un tournoi de soccer
00:04devrions-nous s'inscrire ?
00:06T'es intéressée à un sport joué par des hooligans
00:08dont les cerveaux se trouvent dans leurs pieds ?
00:10J'adore ! Mon père m'emmenait voir les monstres olympiques
00:12nous avions tous leur équipement
00:14Olymflies go go !
00:16Olymflies go go !
00:18Arrête !
00:20Quelqu'un pourrait nous voir !
00:22Ronaldini, tu dois être étonné
00:24c'est l'un des meilleurs forwards du monde
00:26il ne pouvait pas passer la balle si sa vie dépendait de ça
00:28Alors, tu es encore prête pour le tournoi le dimanche ?
00:30J'ai toujours dit que le soccer
00:32était un sport intelligent,
00:34graceux et éthérique
00:36Pourquoi ne pas dire que c'est ta chance
00:38de jouer avec Stanislas ?
00:40Oui !
00:48Attends, ton couleur est...
00:50Ne me touche pas ou tu vas me faire mal !
00:52Jennifer est là
00:54et elle va voir mes pieds
00:56Jennifer mon amour,
00:58quelle surprise !
01:04Oscar ?
01:06All right, go kings, kings of the dribble
01:08go go go !
01:10Kings of the what ?
01:12All right kids, maybe we can begin
01:14whenever you're finished goofing around
01:18Well, good luck
01:20Just some neighbors playing a game
01:22nice and friendly
01:24All right, heck it is
01:26Take a good look at that ball
01:28cause that's the closest you're gonna get to it today
01:30We're going to destroy you, humiliate you
01:32tear you into shreds
01:36Are you nuts talking to our friends like that ?
01:38Those guys are our opponents
01:40and the goal of soccer is to win
01:42using mud and sweat and tears
01:44and we're going to win
01:46Mud, sweat and good sportsmanship might work too
01:50Yeah !
01:54Come on, make fun of the goal
02:18Yeah !
02:20We are the champions
02:22We are the champions
02:24Yeah !
02:32I want a defense press
02:34and I want you all over that pig
02:36Cover him tight, understand ?
02:48No !
02:52It's yours Hubert
02:58Faker !
03:00Nothing wrong with him
03:02Knock off the theatric
03:04He really hurt me
03:06Penalty shot
03:08Don't let him get away with it Hubert
03:12Stanislas says I shoved him
03:14It must be true
03:22He's going to miss
03:24cause he stinks like cowboys
03:34No way !
03:36That doesn't count, he wasn't ready
03:38Yes ! Way to go guys
03:44Pull yourself together now, ok ?
03:52Be my guest
04:00Hubert, what in the world are you doing ?
04:06If we win, Stanislas is going to hate me
04:08and I'll never get to be his friend
04:10That's where you're wrong
04:12because Stanislas is a winner
04:14and winners just hate losers
04:16So therefore, the worse he gets beaten
04:18the more he'll respect you
04:20And besides, Jennifer is watching you
04:22I think Jennifer is sensitive
04:24to the poetic and fragile qualities of the loser
04:26Yeah, so you see
04:28I almost turned pro
04:30I got called up by the...
04:32Let's destroy them
04:50Hubert and Takako win 23-2
04:52I am a winner !
04:54Yeah !
04:56Go Hubert, you're the best !
05:00You're number one !
05:02You're number one !
05:04You're number one !
05:06You're number one !
05:08You're number one !
05:10You're number one !
05:12You're number one !
05:14You're number one !
05:16You're number one !
05:18You're number one !
05:28Mon amour, je peux t'offrir un refroidissement au bar ?
05:36Tu vois, il me déteste !
05:38Peut-être, mais il te respecte
05:40Mais je veux des amis qui m'aiment, pas des ennemis qui me respectent
05:44Mais tu as des amis qui t'aiment
05:46Il y a moi, Oscar et Jennifer
05:48Et tu vas gagner le prochain jeu pour eux, d'accord ?