Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 You a bitch, and that's why I don't want you, bitch.
00:03 I never want you, I never need you, bitch.
00:04 I need me, bitch.
00:05 - Welcome back to Dirt with Dani.
00:07 My name is Dani Jacquel, and tonight I'm in San Diego,
00:09 and I'm gonna be asking people,
00:10 what is something that you never told your ex?
00:12 What's something that you never told your ex?
00:14 - That I f*cked his brother too, like 10 minutes after.
00:17 Like within 10 minutes of each other.
00:19 - Two brothers in LA.
00:20 - Oh my God.
00:23 Wow.
00:24 - I mean, yeah.
00:25 - I mean, wow.
00:26 - Guys, hello.
00:27 - Hey.
00:28 - Hey, hi.
00:30 How are ya?
00:31 - What is something that you never told your ex?
00:33 - I had s*x with a girl without an arm.
00:35 - You shouldn't even be laughing at something,
00:39 I mean, that's not something to laugh about, but.
00:41 Mentioning no arm is a little unnecessary.
00:44 - All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:45 - I had a s*x with her friend in the next room
00:48 when she was sleeping.
00:49 - I think that one's a little bit worse
00:51 than having s*x with an amputee.
00:53 - It is what it is, you know?
00:55 - So you're just a big cheater?
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00:58 - What is something that you never told your ex?
01:00 - I don't have exes, but she has got a lot, so.
01:02 - What's something you never told your ex?
01:04 - That they look like roaches compared to me.
01:06 - How much you don't love them?
01:09 Even though you told them you love them
01:10 and you lied to them?
01:11 - How much they look like a roach?
01:13 - Yeah. - Compared to me?
01:14 - Putting you on the spot.
01:15 - Yeah, that too.
01:16 - I love that for me.
01:17 How I'm prettier than all of them?
01:19 Yeah.
01:20 That works.
01:21 - Next question.
01:22 - That was all the questions, so.
01:25 - What's something that you never told your ex?
01:27 - Her butt stinks.
01:29 You hear it from the back and you get the stink.
01:32 - Yeah, I mean, I get why she's an ex.
01:34 - Sorry, b*tch.
01:35 - What's something that you never told your ex?
01:38 - Oh, I went through all his mail and stuff.
01:40 - Find any checks in there?
01:41 - No. - Oh.
01:42 - Bummer.
01:43 - But I saw a document from Planned Parenthood
01:45 that he got checked and stuff.
01:46 - Oh.
01:48 What is something that you never told your ex?
01:50 - That's a good question.
01:51 F*ck.
01:52 - You can think about it.
01:54 - Uh.
01:55 - Convenient time to get a phone call.
01:57 - I know, right?
01:58 It's my ex.
02:00 - What is something you never told your ex?
02:01 - My body count.
02:02 - Why, is yours really high?
02:03 So yeah.
02:05 Did you ever ask her her body count?
02:07 - That's important.
02:08 - Double standard here, huh?
02:09 - Uh.
02:10 - You never ever should say your body count,
02:12 but you gotta know her body count.
02:14 - Yeah, because for a guy,
02:15 it doesn't matter what the body count is.
02:17 Nothing changes.
02:18 For a girl, the higher the number, the looser she is.
02:22 - This guy gets married every night.
02:24 - Oh.
02:25 - Look at his name in my phone.
02:26 - Captain, say the ho.
02:27 - Are you a ho?
02:28 - I'm not going on that ship.
02:29 - All right.
02:30 - What is something that you never told your ex?
02:32 - I've told my ex everything.
02:33 - So why is she an ex then?
02:35 - Ah.
02:37 - Okay, what is something that you never told your ex?
02:42 - That I know everything.
02:43 Whatever she wants to do, I know it
02:45 before she even does it.
02:46 - How do you know everything?
02:47 - I read minds, I know everything.
02:49 - You read her texts is what you mean.
02:50 - No, no, no.
02:51 I never went to the phone.
02:52 - How do you know everything?
02:52 - 'Cause I read minds, I literally do.
02:54 - Can you read my mind?
02:55 - Yeah.
02:56 - Read it.
02:57 - You know what you're thinking, I can't say it.
02:59 - I actually, I had zero thought
03:00 come to mind at that moment.
03:01 - That's why I didn't say anything.
03:04 - You're (beep) good.
03:05 - You know.
03:06 - What is something that you never told your ex?
03:08 - That I almost had a three way.
03:09 - Why didn't you tell her?
03:10 - It was just unnecessary.
03:11 - If she had wanted to have a threesome with you,
03:13 would you have?
03:14 - Yeah, I haven't checked that off the bucket list.
03:16 - I mean, there's three of us here.
03:18 I'm joking.
03:21 - Yeah, yeah.
03:23 - What is something that you never told your ex?
03:25 - I don't wanna say like I've been entirely honest.
03:28 - Wow.
03:29 - What's something that you never told your ex?
03:30 - Here's why I never told my ex.
03:32 (beep)
03:32 You a (beep)
03:33 and that's why I don't want you (beep)
03:35 I never want you, I never need you (beep)
03:36 I need me (beep)
03:38 on myself.
03:39 - Thank you.
03:40 Thanks.
03:41 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
03:42 I hope you enjoyed it.
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03:45 comment below, subscribe and follow me
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03:47 and I'll see you in the next video.
03:48 Bye.
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