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00:00Wear what the f**k you want, be what the f**k you want to be.
00:04Happy Halloween.
00:05Welcome back to Dirt with Dani. My name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Old Town Scottsdale
00:09and I'm going to be finding out which Halloween costume is the biggest red flag.
00:12I'm obviously the biggest red flag of all, but let's go find out who else is.
00:16What is your Halloween costume tonight?
00:18Um, I don't know. I just decided to dress s**ty tonight.
00:21Oh. Is this costume mommy and daddy approved?
00:23Um, yes, because I think that it really shows the creativity of, you know,
00:28how you can source beads. It just shows how talented that I am
00:32and all the talents that, you know, I could provide for somebody.
00:36That works.
00:37What Halloween costume would a guy wear that's considered a red flag?
00:40I would say either the referee or the janitor costume.
00:44The janitors definitely can get very kinky.
00:47Yeah.
00:48They love to mop. They used to love to use the stick.
00:52Yeah.
00:53What are you for Halloween?
00:54I'm a referee. It's the same thing every year.
00:56You just throw on a shirt.
00:57I know.
00:58You couldn't throw on a whistle?
00:59Over the years, I have lost a flag and a whistle.
01:02Okay. So would you consider your costume to be a red flag?
01:06No. I think referee is safe by the book. It's appropriate. It's fun. It's easy.
01:12And I get to yell at people for doing anything wrong.
01:15Would it make sense for someone to consider your outfit a red flag?
01:19Because you just eat s**t.
01:21I think minimal effort is significantly less offensive than having a thought-out offensive costume.
01:30I can't fight that one.
01:31I can't offend anyone in this thing.
01:33What are you?
01:34I'm a f*****.
01:35Oh, okay. Thank you for breaking that down for me.
01:38Would you consider your costume to be a red flag?
01:40Yeah, probably.
01:41Why do you think that?
01:42I bought it at a s**t store.
01:44Oh.
01:45We're in Scottsdale, Arizona. What do you expect?
01:47It's the city of red flags.
01:49That should be the landmark.
01:50I'm living proof.
01:51What are you guys for Halloween? Frat boys?
01:53No.
01:54Yeah, we'll go with that. Frat boys. Frat boys.
01:56Yeah, that works.
01:57What Halloween costume is a red flag for a girl to wear?
02:00Cat, devil, or angel.
02:02Aren't cats cute though?
02:03They are cute.
02:04You don't like s**t?
02:05That's what makes it so dangerous.
02:07Okay.
02:08Do you think that your Halloween costumes are red flags?
02:10No. I'm a good cat.
02:12Okay.
02:13I'm just single, so I'm awesome!
02:16Why would someone maybe think that your costume is a red flag?
02:19Cats give like s**t vibes. I'm like half naked.
02:22You just want to get some s**t for the night.
02:24What Halloween costume do you think is a red flag for a guy to wear?
02:27I think that all of them are red flags.
02:29Oh, f**king man!
02:31What Halloween costume is a red flag for a girl?
02:33Anything Disney-related. Low-hanging fruit.
02:36What Halloween costume are you?
02:38I am Princess Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty.
02:41Would you consider your Halloween costume to be a red flag?
02:44No. I feel like it's giving very wholesome, very sweet, you know.
02:48I'm trying to find the Hoochie Daddies.
02:50Okay. Yeah, that'll probably do it for you.
02:52What are your Halloween costumes?
02:54I'm Tinkerbell.
02:55Are you a Disney adult?
02:56No.
02:57Yes.
02:58Kind of.
02:59Okay. Do you think your costumes are red flags?
03:01Uh, no.
03:04I think it's okay.
03:05I feel very confident in this costume.
03:07I wore a good bra today.
03:08Mommy and Daddy approved?
03:09Neither would approve, no.
03:11Especially not when I was on top of the bar, chugging a drink.
03:14Pop the f**k off.
03:15What are your Halloween costumes?
03:16I'm red.
03:17Are you a red flag?
03:18I'm a f**king red flag.
03:20Twins.
03:21My golden shower.
03:22For the right price, yeah.
03:24Okay.
03:25What's your costume?
03:26I'm a walking red flag.
03:27I see it, I see it, I see it.
03:29That makes two of us.
03:30Do you think that your Halloween costumes are red flags?
03:32I don't think it's red flag at all.
03:34You think the girls like the prisoner look?
03:36Yeah.
03:37Maybe she's thinking, oh, he might drop the soap.
03:39Exactly. They're trying to find the context clues to find what the prisoners are looking for.
03:44So that's what you're looking for?
03:45Exactly.
03:46Okay.
03:47What Halloween costume do you think is a red flag for a girl to wear?
03:50Stay-at-home wife.
03:51I feel like if you're a stay-at-home wife, then you're not down for the income.
03:54If you're not down for putting in the income and double the income to build a bigger house,
03:58then you shouldn't be a stay-at-home wife.
04:00How do you dress up as a stay-at-home wife?
04:02White panties and a bra and a onesie, honestly.
04:05That's a unique costume. I should try that one year.
04:08What Halloween costume is a red flag for a girl?
04:10Any sort of cop outfit.
04:12They're just looking for the inmates.
04:14They're just looking for the dudes in the orange jumpsuits.
04:17I may know a few.
04:18Do you think your Halloween costume is a red flag?
04:20Probably.
04:21What Halloween costume would you say is a red flag for a guy to wear?
04:24I think anything super basic.
04:26The guys who are not wearing a costume are wearing something that's very simple.
04:31I don't want to talk to you because it's lame and it's Halloween weekend,
04:33and if you're not in a costume, what are you doing?
04:36You guys are so lame for not wearing Halloween costumes.
04:38Can't give everyone what they want, you know?
04:40What are you for Halloween?
04:41Can you guess?
04:42Stupid?
04:43No, not.
04:45What Halloween costume do you think is a red flag?
04:47I think a Barbie.
04:48It's so last year, right? The Barbie movie is pretty old now.
04:51Hey Barbie.
04:52Hi Barbie.
04:53Hi Ken.
04:54How you doing?
04:55No, you say hi Ken back.
04:56How are you Ken and you don't even know what the f*** you're doing?
04:58Hi Ken back.
04:59Do you guys think your costumes are red flags?
05:00Greenest I've ever seen.
05:01What costume is a red flag for a girl?
05:03Probably angels or demons.
05:05I feel like chicks wear the skimpiest outfits with angels and demons.
05:08What do you think about the angel and demon vibe?
05:10I appreciate looking at it.
05:11You think he would appreciate looking at it?
05:13You're just a good boyfriend?
05:15No, I just look at her.
05:16It's making me tear up.
05:18What Halloween costume is the biggest red flag?
05:21The devil costume.
05:23Walking, legit walking red flag.
05:26If you see a devil girl, walk the other way.
05:29Good to know, I'll remember that.
05:31Are you a devil for Halloween?
05:32Yes, I'm a devil.
05:33Okay, I can't talk to you.
05:36What Halloween costume is the biggest red flag?
05:39Hugh Hefner is a red flag for a dude and a bunny is a red flag for a girl.
05:44Would you say that your Halloween costume is a red flag?
05:46I feel like it looks like a red flag but in real life I'm the sweetest person ever so no, no ma'am.
05:52Do you think that other people think your costume is a red flag?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Why would they think that?
05:57Because of how we look but mind your business.
06:01I think wearing like a sports jersey or wearing a sports attire as a costume is a red flag.
06:07Save that for Sunday.
06:09Would you consider your Halloween costume a red flag?
06:12No, it's not a red flag.
06:13Why not?
06:14It's just chill.
06:15I mean, I might bag your bitch.
06:17It's different.
06:18I might steal your chick.
06:19I mean, I don't know.
06:20You look like every guy on Sunday.
06:22I look like every guy on Sunday.
06:24Would you date me?
06:26Absolutely not.
06:28Not.
06:30What is your Halloween costume?
06:32It's the average person that visits Scottsdale.
06:34Creative.
06:35What kind of costume is a red flag for a guy to wear?
06:38Firefighter.
06:39Why so?
06:40Because I work with them. They're a bunch of whores.
06:42So you think they're just dressing up as a firefighter to just get fucked at night?
06:45Yup.
06:46What costume is a red flag for a girl to wear?
06:48Probably a nurse.
06:49A nurse is kind of lame too for a chick.
06:51Do you think that your Halloween costume is a red flag?
06:54Oh, absolutely not.
06:55Do you think some people think that your costume is a red flag?
06:57Absolutely not.
06:58If anything, you're a red cross, not a red flag.
07:00I'm a red cross.
07:01Exactly.
07:02Where's your Halloween costume?
07:03I'm in it.
07:04What is this?
07:05I'm dad.
07:08Are you a dad or daddy?
07:10True. Good question. Very good question.
07:13You didn't answer it.
07:15Cool.
07:17Are you practicing your golf swing?
07:20Now that's a fucking red flag.
07:23Do not.
07:24Do not practice your golf swing in public.
07:26What Halloween costume do you think is a red flag?
07:28Something overdone, like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
07:32That was great.
07:33Would you consider your Halloween costume to be a red flag?
07:35The outfit it came with definitely was a red flag.
07:39But I'm trying to like, I got spandex today.
07:42Trying to make it more like PG-13 a little bit.
07:45What Halloween costume is a red flag for a guy to wear?
07:48Anything, like prison, inmate.
07:51Do you think that your Halloween costumes are red flags?
07:53No, I don't think it's a red flag at all.
07:55What Halloween costume do you think is a red flag for a girl to wear?
07:58The devil costume. That shit is bullshit. I swear to God.
08:02Do you think that your costume is considered to be a red flag?
08:04Yeah, it's a red flag for sure.
08:07Do you think that people typically think that a devil costume is a red flag?
08:10Yeah.
08:11Can't judge a book by its cover.
08:13I am literally terrified of what's going on.
08:15Look at what's behind you. I'm scared.
08:17Look at that thing. That was behind you.
08:20I swear to God, that was...
08:22How did you not see that?
08:24No, I just ran. You didn't see that?
08:27How did she notice that costume behind her?
08:30I'm aware of my surroundings.
08:32Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it.
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08:39And be sure to not dress up as any of the costumes that people thought were red flags.
08:43Just kidding. Be whatever the f*** you want and happy Halloween.
08:48And this guy.
08:49I hope everyone has a happy f***ing holiday.
08:51And I hope you all have a good f***ing time.
08:53And no matter what nobody f***ing tell you, you do what you want to do, baby.
08:57And happy Halloween.