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00:00 "Sweet little granny here!"
00:02 "Welcome to the fluffy bunny show!"
00:06 "Shall we sing a song?"
00:08 "Ok!"
00:11 "Fluffy fluffy bunnies bouncing in the wood"
00:15 "Fluffy fluffy bunnies"
00:17 "Wait! Wait! Wait! Watch out!"
00:19 "No! No! Go!"
00:21 "Sorry sweet little granny, this time slot is needed by us!"
00:25 "Clear?" "Clear!"
00:27 "Run! The secret show!"
00:29 "Yes!"
00:31 "Yes!"
00:33 "Yes!"
00:35 "Yes!"
00:37 "Yes!"
00:39 "Yes!"
00:41 "Where is it coming from? We can't tell!"
01:03 "Oh! You can tell me!"
01:05 "That's not what I meant!"
01:07 "It's coming from somewhere in deep space!"
01:09 "Oh no! It will break through any second!"
01:11 "We're coming back!"
01:13 "Oh! This doesn't look good!"
01:19 "What is it?"
01:21 "I am a herald for those that are to come!"
01:24 "Now look here, Buster! You've just..."
01:26 "Hey! That's not fair! What do you think of someone your own shape?"
01:30 "My master requires the ball of sponge!"
01:33 "Ball of sponge?"
01:35 "It must be delivered unto him by..."
01:37 "Professor! Professor! What's going on?"
01:39 "Who dares interrupt the herald of sponge?"
01:41 "What? Oh! Oh well, for reasons of security, my name is changed daily!"
01:45 "Today you may call me..."
01:47 "Oh! Bobby Bouncy Buns!"
01:51 "My master requires the ball of sponge, Bobby Bouncy Buns!"
01:57 "It landed here some 20,000 of your Earth years ago!"
02:00 "And if it is not delivered unto us, your planet will be sieved!"
02:03 "Sieved?"
02:04 "Behold! The sieving of Alpha Gargulon!"
02:07 "When they fail to find the sacred bucket of seaweed!"
02:10 "Oh!"
02:11 "You have three hours in which to find the ball of sponge!"
02:14 "Until then, I bid you... ta-da!"
02:17 "Three hours?"
02:22 "There isn't a moment to lose!"
02:23 "What?"
02:24 "There isn't a moment to lose!"
02:25 "No, I didn't quite..."
02:26 "There isn't a moment to lose!"
02:30 "Ah! I couldn't get it the first couple of times!"
02:33 "What does the ball of sponge look like?"
02:36 "I don't know!"
02:37 "So how are we supposed to find it?"
02:39 "Just keep looking!"
02:40 "I am looking!"
02:41 "Well, look faster!"
02:42 "Thanks, Mom!"
02:43 "Oh! Oh! One hour to go!"
02:47 "Ugh! It's an impossible task!"
02:49 "How can you search the world in an instant?"
02:51 "Easy!"
02:52 "I beg your pardon, Agent Ray!"
02:53 "Anyone check the net?"
02:54 "The net?"
02:55 "Ball of sponge!"
02:57 "Ah! Here it is!"
02:58 "Here it is?"
02:59 "Yep! Exhibit 239/B in the plundered room at the British Museum!"
03:03 "Right! On our way!"
03:05 "Floaty head deadline in 30 seconds!"
03:09 "29... 28... 27..."
03:13 "We shall have the ball of sponge now, or you shall be sieved!"
03:18 "20 seconds and counting!"
03:19 "I don't want to be sieved! I don't want to be sieved! My life is lumpy!"
03:22 "My life is lumpy!"
03:23 "Hey, this one smells... I don't know... a little minty!"
03:33 "Here they come!"
03:34 "Catch, Bobby Bouncybox!"
03:40 "Ugh! Floaty heads! Gross!"
03:47 "Victor!"
03:48 "Do you have the ball of sponge?"
03:50 "We sure do!"
03:52 "Survival mode activated!"
03:53 "The ball of sponge!"
03:57 "Yes! Place it upon the sponge, good girl, now!"
04:00 "There you go!"
04:06 "Oh, Victor!"
04:08 "This is the ball of sponge!"
04:11 "Well, like you said, it's been here for 20,000 years! It's bound to have changed a bit!"
04:17 "We shall go and place it in the cup of sponge. Then, we shall truly know if it is the one!"
04:22 "Hey, nice meeting you! See you, uh, not too soon!"
04:28 "Where is he?"
04:31 "Welcome, survivor, to the survival pod. I was activated by the scent of alien beings."
04:38 "If you are here, then planet Earth must have been destroyed in its entirety."
04:43 "Oh no!"
04:44 "Leaving you as the sole survivor."
04:46 "That's terrible, terrible!"
04:48 "Lunch will be served shortly."
04:50 "Oh, yummy, yummy!"
04:51 "How long have we got?"
04:53 "I would estimate that we have about two hours!"
04:55 "It should not take us more than ten minutes to get to the sacred cup."
05:05 "We may only have seconds!"
05:07 "We have the ball, oh great one!"
05:09 "The sacred cup of sponge is now in the new room. It will take half a day to get there!"
05:14 "No, half an hour if we use the mystical elevator."
05:17 "Right, stand back!"
05:19 "What is that?"
05:24 "It's a Mark I indestructible survival pod!"
05:26 "Do you think he's actually in there?"
05:27 "Um, oh yes!"
05:29 "Bobby bouncy buns, come out! Get out now, we need some more of sponge!"
05:34 "It's no use, he can't hear us!"
05:36 "How long has it been since we gave them my belt pod?"
05:37 "Ten minutes!"
05:38 "Dear diary, I've been floating in space for at least a week now, and I'm still waiting for lunch."
05:44 "Are we there yet?"
05:46 "Forgive me, master, we overshot."
05:48 "Thanks, Ray!"
05:52 "No problem, ma'am!"
05:53 "Fire!"
05:54 "That's the way to do it!"
05:57 "That's one heck of a survival pod!"
06:03 "Day ten, my survival pod would appear to have been hit by a meteorite."
06:07 "No damage has been incurred, still waiting for lunch."
06:10 "He heard it, and if he heard that, he will hear more scold!"
06:14 "Good thinking, professor, professor!"
06:15 "It's my job, I think like a brainy thing!"
06:18 "Yes, S.O.S., the international distress signal, known by everyone in the world!"
06:23 "The pod has just been hit by nine small meteorites in a row, which I'm hoping will activate the shell."
06:30 "What? Open the pod! Open the pod, you fool!"
06:35 "Open the pod, you fool!"
06:37 "Fire!"
06:46 "Would you get out of there!"
06:50 "Place the ball of sponge in the sacred cup!"
06:56 "They have lied to us! This is not the ball of sponge!"
07:02 "Let the sieving begin!"
07:05 "Hey guys, hold it with the sieving! We've got the real ball of sponge right here!"
07:09 "Inside this indestructible egg!"
07:12 "We have to get Victor's signal through to the ship! Try 1276 gigahertz on radio seven!"
07:18 "I already did!"
07:19 "Well, did it again!"
07:20 "No sieving! Please, stop sieving! We've got the ball of sponge right here!"
07:26 "Why should we believe you this time? Give us proof!"
07:29 "Proof? Well, it's sort of round, and it's got a kind of minty smell!"
07:35 "You speak the truth! The ball of sponge does indeed have a minty whiff!"
07:41 "That's not the ball of sponge!"
07:50 "No, no, no, it's inside! Kind of gift-wrapped!"
07:53 "Dear diary, I've been in the pod for months now. I've given up on lunch, and there's nothing to eat, except the ball of sponge!"
07:59 "No, no, don't eat the ball of sponge!"
08:01 "With the Earth destroyed, there's no more use for it, and it does have a lovely minty whiff!"
08:05 "No, no, don't eat the ball of sponge!"
08:07 "Ball of sponge, reveal yourself!"
08:10 "Oh, hello there! Oh, excuse me!"
08:17 "Oh, boy!"
08:18 "Let the singing commence!"
08:21 "Boy, that's a lot, a lot of sin!"
08:34 "Oh, Sponge! Have you got your ball back yet?"
08:39 "Er, not yet, Grandma."
08:41 "Oh, did you ask for nicely?"
08:43 "Yes, Grandma."
08:44 "There's a good boy!"
08:46 "Here, is that my sieve?"
08:48 "No!"
08:49 "How many times have I told you not to handle my utensils? Bring the sieve, bring your friends, you're grounded!"
08:54 "Oh, it's not fair!"
08:56 "Is that clump with you?"
08:58 "Yes, I'm here!"
08:59 "I knew it! He's a bald troublemaker! That's it, come on now, wait till I tell your mother about this, she's gonna go mad! You mark my words, oh, you're in a bind!"
09:07 "And so, the Earth will not be sieved by floaty-headed aliens."
09:12 "Oh, yeah!"
09:13 "The floaty-heads left our system an hour ago, and the ball of Sponge should leave my system in about..."
09:18 "Attack force, heading this way! They want us to return the ball of Sponge!"
09:21 "But they've gone home!"
09:23 "It's not the aliens, it's the British Museum!"
09:26 "Return the ball of Sponge! It's our property, you thunderers! Give it back, you hear? Or there's a fight involved!"
09:32 "Yeah..."
09:33 "Yeah..."
09:35 To be continued...
09:38 To be continued...