The Secret Show The Secret Show E011 – Alien Attack
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00:00 "To Granny here, welcome to the Fluffy Bunny Show. Shall we sing our song? Oh, okay!"
00:08 "Fluffy, fluffy bunny, bouncing in the moon..."
00:12 "Aaaah!"
00:15 "Granny's lit on Granny's light, over."
00:16 "Clear!"
00:16 "Clear!"
00:17 "Clear!"
00:17 "Clear!"
00:18 "Run! The secret show!"
00:20 *Musique*
00:49 *Musique*
01:13 *Musique*
01:33 *Musique*
01:41 "Oh, patty cake."
01:43 "Patty cake, baker's man!"
01:45 "Bake me a schnouzle as fast as you can!"
01:47 "Did you see what I did?"
01:49 "Yes."
01:50 "Now the key to entering Robert Barron's secret room is his son, Bobby."
01:54 "We have acquired invitations to Bobby's birthday sleepover party tonight for one grown up and two children."
01:59 "But we're not children!"
02:00 "No, but you will be."
02:02 "These backpacks will transform you into 8 year olds. Just press the badgie button pin thing."
02:07 "Cool!"
02:09 "Ha ha! My voice is high!"
02:11 "Oh, look, a table! Are we there yet? I need to go to the bathroom!"
02:14 *Cri de douleur*
02:17 "Of course, these backpacks are totally untested and highly dangerous."
02:20 "It should be child's play to find the secret room now."
02:23 "So why have we been trying to break in all this time?"
02:25 "Because I didn't want to wear the dress."
02:27 "Dress?"
02:29 *Musique*
02:35 "Tonight, you may address me as Priscilla Priscilla or Moutard."
02:39 "That disguise won't fool anyone, Moutard."
02:41 "What do you think, Pattycake?"
02:43 "It won't have to fool anybody. You'll mix in with the hundreds of other guests and go completely unnoticed."
02:48 "It's wonderful that guests have finally come to one of Bobby's birthday parties, isn't it, son?"
02:54 "Yes, dad."
02:55 "Bobby doesn't get out much."
02:57 "You don't let me out much."
02:58 "Why go out when everything you need is here?"
03:02 "Clearly, you doked on the boy!"
03:04 "Oh, I love Bobby!"
03:06 "I'd give him the moon and the stars if I could."
03:09 "And you know what? Pretty soon, I will."
03:12 *Laughter*
03:20 "Oh, what a lovely laugh you have."
03:22 "Thank you, Priscilla Priscilla. Lovely name, by the way."
03:26 "You know, you remind me of my dear late wife."
03:30 "She was lost to us in an unfortunate corn husking accident several years ago."
03:34 "We've never eaten corn since."
03:36 "Oh! Uh, more food, anyone?"
03:39 "Corn? Chef promised me there'd be no corn. I hate to be deceived, I hate it!"
03:44 "I hate it! I hate to be deceived, I hate it!"
03:47 "Daddy got me bumper cars for my birthday. Do you want to ride those?"
03:53 "I'll be with you in a moment. Just let me finish this up."
03:56 "I hate it! I hate it!"
03:59 "Yay!"
04:00 *Laughter*
04:02 "Thank you!"
04:03 "Woohoo! Yay!"
04:05 *Laughter*
04:07 "Whee! That was close!"
04:09 *Laughter*
04:11 "Catch me if you can, Priscilla Priscilla!"
04:14 *Grunts*
04:16 "Priscilla Priscilla, there you are."
04:18 "Watch me bump Victor, Dad!"
04:20 "I'll do that for you, son. You might get hurt."
04:23 "But Dad, I'm..."
04:25 *Gasp*
04:26 *Grunts*
04:28 "Oops! Got to go!"
04:30 "You've always got to go!"
04:32 "I'm doing it all for you, son!"
04:35 *Laughter*
04:44 *Laughter*
04:50 "Ha! The secret room!"
04:52 "You must get into the secret room as soon as you can!"
04:56 "I wanted the top bunk."
04:58 "Sleep tight! Don't let the sea-bakes let Eularius bite!"
05:01 "What are those?"
05:02 "They are commonly called bed bugs.
05:04 "Veinless insects inside your beds that suck your blood out."
05:07 *Giggles*
05:09 "Pleasant dreams!"
05:11 "Having you guys over was almost the best birthday present I could have asked for."
05:15 "Almost? What's the best present?"
05:17 "For my dad to stop doing things for me and do things with me.
05:21 "I know he loves me, but I wish he'd just listen to me.
05:24 "All I want is for someone to listen!"
05:26 "Shh! Can anyone else hear violin music?"
05:29 "Mr. Baron! What is the purpose of your midnight fiddling?"
05:36 "You're a devilishly attractive woman, Priscilla Priscilla.
05:38 "And this is my small way of thanking you for being such a good mother to Bobby.
05:43 "If only for tonight..."
05:45 "Oh dear!"
05:46 "Pattycake! Pattycake! Come in! I believe that Robert is putting the moves on me!"
05:50 "Excellent! Play along!"
05:51 "What?!"
05:52 "It will give Victor and Anita time to access the secret room."
05:55 "Oh! If I must!"
05:57 "Oh! Can you play an Oompa-Pah on the tuba?"
06:00 "Oompa-Pah?"
06:02 "All clear. He's asleep."
06:05 "They're playing hide and seek!"
06:09 "Good! Oh yes! Very good, Robert! Wunderbar!"
06:15 "Anita! How are you and Victor doing?"
06:17 "Time to grow up!"
06:21 "We're almost in. Looks like we need to type in some sort of password."
06:24 "Try corn cup!"
06:26 "Nothing! Here I come! Ready or not!"
06:30 "Oh! How about ray gun?"
06:33 "Right! That seemed to work."
06:35 "No! No! Don't stop, Robert! Why have you stopped?"
06:43 "I really must go."
06:44 "Just one more tune, mein liebchen."
06:46 "I'm sorry! I'm off!"
06:48 "Would it change your mind if I did this?"
06:51 "What? You're a man!"
06:53 "No! I'm a professor!"
06:55 "I hate to be deceived!"
06:57 "I know! But I take your attention!"
07:01 "I hate to be deceived!"
07:04 "Finally! The secret room!"
07:06 "Right! Let's see what he's got cooking!"
07:10 "He's mad, Victor! He's completely barking mad!"
07:15 "What's he going to do? Evolve Vance into a compliant slave army?"
07:18 "No! He appears to be pulling the moon and stars towards us with a giant magnet!"
07:22 "And you evil children and your counterfeit man-mother won't stop me!"
07:27 "Why aren't you children anymore?"
07:29 "They grow up so quickly!"
07:31 "More deception!"
07:32 "I hate to be deceived!"
07:35 "We know!"
07:36 "Out of my way! You won't stop me! Not today! Not on Bobby's birthday!"
07:40 "Thank you!"
07:41 "Oh!"
07:43 "Bobby!"
07:44 "Daddy! What are you doing? Why are Victor and Anita all grown up? Why is her mum a man?"
07:47 "Why do you have a secret room?"
07:48 "Son! I'm doing all this for you!"
07:51 "Oh! Follow that magnet!"
07:53 "I'm giving you the moon and the stars for your birthday!"
08:03 "This is a bad idea for all sorts of reasons!"
08:09 "But I don't want the moon and the stars, Dad! All I want is you!"
08:14 "Aww!"
08:15 "Dad! The moon is going to wreck my treehouse!"
08:22 "Your treehouse? Oh no! What have I done?"
08:28 "You have to reverse the polarity!"
08:30 "I'm trying! I'm trying!"
08:32 "Dad! I can do this!"
08:34 "No Bobby! It's too dangerous! I'll do it for you!"
08:37 "But Dad! I'm great with computers! I know I can save the world!"
08:41 "Hmm! You're right, son! Go on! Save the world! I'll be right behind you!"
08:47 "Thanks, Dad!"
08:48 "You can do it, Bobby!"
08:50 "You'd better do it, Bobby!"
08:51 "Steady, son! Steady!"
08:56 "I did it, Dad! I saved the world!"
09:04 "I know! I'm proud of you, son!"
09:06 "Thank you! Thank you all!"
09:09 "We don't need the moon and stars, Dad! As long as we've got each other!"
09:13 "Now that I've found you, son, I'll never lose you again!"
09:16 "And we'll have each other forever!"
09:18 "Bobby?"
09:21 "And so, the polarity of the magnet is reversed, the moon will no longer impact the Earth, Robert is a good father, and Professor, Professor, why are you still dressed like that?"
09:30 "Oh! Ahem! I'm seeing a friend this evening!"
09:33 "Oh!"
09:34 "I'm seeing a friend this evening!"
09:37 "I'm seeing a friend this evening!"
09:39 *Musique*