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00:04 ♪ Like a nightingale we'll be yellow with age wide ♪
00:07 ♪ No wonder if I wonder where you go ♪
00:12 ♪ So far away for many, many a day ♪
00:17 ♪ Before your Christmas show ♪
00:19 ♪ And the snow ♪
00:21 ♪ Oh, what a misty mystery ♪
00:24 ♪ Set of clouds ♪
00:27 ♪ Our road will never vary long ♪
00:29 ♪ With a merry Christmas song ♪
00:30 ♪ For all my friends to sing along ♪
00:33 ♪ And I know that very soon ♪
00:35 ♪ All around the world too ♪
00:37 ♪ Christmas stars will shine in you ♪
00:39 ♪ Santa, Santa, I love you ♪
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01:05 Wow, Gylfie!
01:06 Thorin just opened more mail asking for bears.
01:09 We need at least 1300 units fitted with red caps.
01:12 Can we handle that?
01:14 Consider it done, Geordie!
01:17 Just a few quick keystrokes and...
01:19 Ta-da!
01:22 Gylfie, Geordie, it's Santa.
01:24 He's acting a little unusual.
01:26 What?
01:27 Better meet me in his office right away.
01:34 Hey, wait for me!
01:37 Oh!
01:38 Oh!
01:39 Oh!
02:05 Gee, I wonder what's going on.
02:07 He didn't even notice us walking in.
02:09 Is everything all right, Santa?
02:15 Oh, fine, thanks.
02:17 Everything's peachy.
02:20 I was just taking a quick snow shower.
02:23 Most refreshing.
02:24 Are you sure there's nothing on your mind?
02:26 Well, Thorin, actually there is something bothering me.
02:31 This, a letter that arrived today.
02:33 It's no ordinary everyday letter to Santa Claus.
02:36 It's a message saying we're about to be visited by three judges from the Santa Claus Society.
02:41 Santa Claus Society?
02:43 The Santa Claus Society is a special organization to check how well I do my job and decide if I'm to be replaced.
02:49 Be replaced? But why?
02:51 Every hundred years I have to pass a test that's made up of twelve tough tests.
02:56 The twelve tough tests of Santa's task.
02:58 Oh!
02:59 Oh!
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03:22 Oh, really?
03:23 The North Pole, huh?
03:25 What brings you around this way, anyway?
03:27 What? Oh!
03:33 Hmm.
03:34 Well, sir, are you going to tell us the way?
03:37 Oh, I certainly.
03:38 The path on your right is your best bet. Less traffic.
03:41 Thanks, I was right.
03:42 No, you weren't. You were both wrong.
03:44 Be sure and tell him that Grasselbeard sent you.
03:46 Faster, please. Good dog.
03:49 Someone pinch me, it's a dream come true. Santa'll be gone forever.
03:53 And I have to perform all tasks and answer all questions correctly for all twelve tests?
03:58 At least you know what they are. You remember passing them a hundred years ago, don't you?
04:03 Never you fear, my little friends. I'll pass the test or my name's not Santa.
04:07 Perhaps I should have put that differently.
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04:17 Welcome to the North Pole, sirs.
04:19 Tell your employer the Santa Claus Society expects him tomorrow at dawn in the church square.
04:23 And tell him not to be late.
04:25 Oh.
04:27 The Santa Claus Society's here?
04:30 I'm sure they're really very nice once you get to know them.
04:33 Nice try, you three, but I heard the whole thing.
04:35 These judges are the toughest yet.
04:37 Oh, all the children in the world are counting on you, Santa. You've got to pass that test.
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04:51 That's not it either.
04:56 It's gotta be here. I always keep books in storage.
04:59 Here it is. All there is to know about Santa Claus.
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05:16 There it is. A complete description of the 12 tough tests.
05:19 Yeah, so what?
05:20 Heh. We're gonna see to it that he flunks.
05:23 Yeah, so what?
05:25 Yeah, pinhead. We've been trying to get rid of that rotund, red-suited sap for years now without success.
05:30 And now, someone else will do it for us.
05:33 That is, if we help.
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09:04 Hmm, whole part of the job, ha.
09:06 Thanks Santa!
09:06 Second half of part 1 of First Task of Santa Claus' 12 Tough Tests, A-OK!
09:11 Time to go on to the written tests.
09:14 Just wait until they've read his results!
09:16 What a laugh!
09:17 The minute Santa Claus finishes, you sneak past everyone and swap these answers for his!
09:22 Know why? They're all wrong!
09:24 You should be ashamed of yourself!
09:27 I bet you thought I said these answers were wrong!
09:29 It's not nice to cheat!
09:31 What I really said was it would be all wrong to replace the answers!
09:34 That better be what you said!
09:35 I'm so misunderstood!
09:37 Gotta run! All the best to Santa!
09:39 We better not let those two out of our sight for long!
09:42 Not a single mistake as we would expect.
09:45 Meet us in exactly two hours at the clearing of a thousand trees...
09:48 For the physical tests, the hardest.
09:50 For these you'll kindly come without your elves or else you'll be disqualified!
09:54 Declassified!
09:55 De-Santa-lifed!
09:59 Go Santa! Float like a butterfly, spin like a bee!
10:02 Amazing, you're beating your own record!
10:07 Here you are Santa!
10:09 You should always drink lots of liquids while you're working out!
10:13 There's nothing like a glass of magical milk to make you feel fit!
10:18 Why thanks, Lauren. I don't know what I'd do without all your help.
10:21 You'll pass the physical, I know it!
10:23 I just might, thanks to you three!
10:25 We're not allowed to go with you, but we'll be hiding in the forest if you need us.
10:28 Promise me you'll be careful and watch out for Gruzzlebeard, alright?
10:33 You never know what he's up to!
10:35 Fine looking day, gentlemen!
10:41 If you didn't catch the name, it's Gruzzlebeard!
10:43 At your service!
10:45 I've got a present for you!
10:47 All there is to know about Santa Claus!
10:49 Uncut, unedited, the genuine article!
10:52 What do you think of that?
10:54 Very nice!
10:56 Take it! It's yours!
10:57 And in return, can I count on you?
10:59 To do what?
11:01 Hello! To see to it Santa Claus flunks his exam! What else?
11:04 No one to be the wiser, just chop a few marks!
11:07 Sir, we do not accept bribery!
11:09 Of course not! Relax! I understand!
11:13 So, what do you say we make it straight cash, huh? Real wampum!
11:17 Alright!
11:19 What's the matter? You got scruples?
11:21 I'm counting to one and I'm withdrawing my offer!
11:25 Can we talk about this? How about a nice piece of candy?
11:28 No!
11:29 Fine, be that way then! I can take a hint!
11:32 I guess if you want wrong done right, you gotta do it yourself!
11:35 Task one of part two of the twelve tough tasks!
11:38 Racing your sleigh down a steep and winding hill without spilling any of the presents!
11:42 You have ten seconds to get ready!
11:44 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...
11:49 I'll fix him! Let's see now!
11:51 Four, three, two, one...
11:55 And go!
11:57 Hiya!
11:59 Hiya!
12:01 Hiya!
12:03 Hiya!
12:05 Hiya!
12:06 Hiya!
12:32 You did it! A-OK!
12:34 When I said set a trap, I didn't mean for us!
12:41 This ain't over yet! Just watch!
12:50 Number eight! Create a magical toy with which boys and girls will both want to play!
12:57 Starting... now!
13:00 Let me see now...
13:02 One of these...
13:04 I'll try one of these...
13:06 Definitely!
13:07 And there you have it! A train engine for the boys, carrying a doll for the girls!
13:27 Very clever, but doesn't it do anything?
13:30 Is history toast, Funito?
13:34 Oh, Santa isn't doing too well!
13:36 Oh...
13:37 Full speed ahead!
13:43 Number eight, A-OK!
13:49 It was that close! I could taste it!
13:53 Now the sleigh flying test. You must take off, pick a sprig of mistletoe from the top of a tree and bring it back.
13:59 The clearing is quite small. We might not be able to pick up enough speed.
14:03 You're asking me to do the next to impossible, gentlemen!
14:06 If it were easy, what would we be doing here? Begin!
14:10 I'm afraid we're in for some tough sledding.
14:13 Don't worry, boss! We're in top shape!
14:16 Then let's go for it!
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20:35 Oh, merci Santa!
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20:43 Je pense que tu trouveras, ils sont assez utiles!
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