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00:00J'ai faim, what do you want to do tonight?
00:02The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
00:04Try to take over the world.
00:06They're Pinky and the Brain,
00:08Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
00:10One is a genius,
00:12The other's insane.
00:14They're laboratory mice,
00:16Their genes have been spliced.
00:18They're Pinky and the Brain,
00:20Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
00:24Before each night is done,
00:26Their plan will be unfurled
00:28By the dawning of the sun.
00:30They'll take over the world.
00:32They're Pinky and the Brain,
00:34Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
00:36Their twilight campaign,
00:38Is easy to explain.
00:40To prove their mousy worth,
00:42They'll overthrow the Earth.
00:44They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain,
00:46Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
00:54You may be wondering
00:56What a smart mouse like me is doing
00:58Floating face down in a large body of water.
01:00Well, you could say it's all a result
01:02Of the misguided attentions I paid
01:04To a certain member of the fairer sex.
01:06What? You mean you're in the soup
01:08On account of a dame?
01:10Yes, Pinky, to use the vernacular.
01:12I suppose I should start at the beginning.
01:14The night began like any other.
01:16I'd hatched a scheme that was sure
01:18To take us straight to the top.
01:22Pinky,
01:24The key to global conquest
01:26Sits right on the top of your head.
01:28Petroleum jelly?
01:30A little dab will do you.
01:32No, Pinky.
01:34Your hat.
01:38Behold the instrument of our conquest.
01:42A dab? An amusement park for fleas?
01:44No,
01:46It's the miniature prototype
01:48For my greatest stroke of genius, Pinky,
01:50The fedoramatic.
01:52I shall divert the flow of the Los Angeles
01:54Municipal water supply to a gigantic
01:56Version of this mock-up.
01:58Oh, a water park!
02:00Will it have slippery slides and bumper boats?
02:02Will it rain?
02:04Look closer and see, Pinky.
02:10Yes,
02:12The fedoramatic works like a dream.
02:14I'll say.
02:16I feel all tingly in a good way.
02:18You would.
02:20Your likely reaction will be panic
02:22And utter chaos.
02:24With the populace trapped in their hats,
02:26We shall seize Los Angeles and then
02:28Pomona!
02:30Eegah! Brilliant, Brain!
02:32Oh, but no, no, wait.
02:34What about people who don't wear hats?
02:36There are no people who don't wear hats.
02:38It's 1946.
02:40Everyone wears hats all the time.
02:42Now come, Pinky.
02:44We must travel to City Hall
02:46And obtain the water rights for the fedoramatic
02:48From the council.
02:50How, Brain? Are we going to bribe them with Captain Midnight's
02:52Secret decoder rings?
02:54No, Pinky. Don't be too sure
02:56I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be.
02:58Besides, there's no reason
03:00The city council shouldn't look with favor
03:02Upon the ambitions of a young lab mouse
03:04Trying to take over the world.
03:06It couldn't fail.
03:08But then, she walked back into my life.
03:10Billy.
03:12A comely female specimen
03:14Of consummate genetic design.
03:16A real swell dish with more curves
03:18Than Mulholland Drive, Brain?
03:20Yes, Pinky.
03:22Hello, Egghead.
03:24Billy, there's something
03:26Different about you.
03:28Well, I've been taking
03:30Breath control lessons.
03:34Yes, so I see.
03:38Oh, pardon me!
03:40Oh, this thing is so dark I can't seem to find my seat!
03:42Oh!
03:44What a riot!
03:46That's funny!
03:48Oh, I mean, how whimsical.
03:50You've just come to laugh.
03:52I need help, Eggie.
03:54So I came to you, Natch.
03:56Natch?
03:58I mean, naturally
04:00I decided to seek your assistance.
04:02How very flattering.
04:04Now, if you'll excuse us, Billy,
04:06We have important labors to attend to.
04:08You mean taking over the world
04:10Is more important than me?
04:14Now, don't get all malleable on me.
04:16You always knew work came first.
04:20Yes.
04:22That's why I left you for Snowball.
04:24Don't say that name.
04:26You know what it does to me.
04:28Sorry, Eggie. I forgot.
04:30But if it's any consolation,
04:32I've left Snow... him.
04:34And now I need your help.
04:36Yes, well,
04:38If you're in trouble, get yourself a gumshoe.
04:40Or at least a really sticky hat.
04:48I hated being tough on the old girl.
04:50But I was a mouse on a mission
04:52And no one was going to get in my way.
05:00Correction.
05:02No one else was going to get in my way.
05:04Help!
05:06Help!
05:08Help!
05:10Help!
05:12Pinky, it's Billy.
05:14She really is in a pickle.
05:16Oh, dear old sweet.
05:18It's all my fault.
05:20Why didn't I help her?
05:22Well, it might have something to do
05:24With the time she ripped out your fragile heart
05:26Then smashed it into millions of tiny little pieces.
05:28Yes, thank you, Pinky.
05:30Yes, and then squished them all up
05:32And ground them into paté.
05:34I get the picture.
05:36Oh, and then she left you for that
05:38Gerbly fella called Snowball.
05:40I told you never to say that name.
05:42I didn't say it, Brain.
05:44Then who did?
05:48Oh, I'm sorry, Brain.
05:50But I do so love it when you wail pathetically.
05:52And now that Billy is mine again,
05:54I suppose you'll be doing
05:56Nothing but wailing.
05:58Oh, I don't think so.
06:00Brain gets terribly seasick.
06:02What's he? Hamster?
06:04Let Billy go or I'll...
06:10Heads!
06:12Tough luck, Brain.
06:14Maybe you can try for two out of three.
06:16Match!
06:18Brain, Brain, Brain.
06:20You should know by now that no matter how many times
06:22We play the game, I always win.
06:26Well, I'll give my regards
06:28To Billy for you.
06:30Thank you, old chump.
06:34Goodbye, Snowball!
06:36Be sure to call again soon!
06:38Don't be shy! Drop by anytime!
06:42To coin a phrase...
06:44Ouch!
06:46Billy needed me.
06:48So, putting my plans for world domination
06:50On hiatus, we hastened
06:52To the palatial abode of my nemesis.
06:54You mean we hot-footed it to the hamster's joint?
06:56Clam up, Pinky.
06:58The hamster lived in one of those $30,000
07:00Spanish-style medieval castles
07:02That everyone was so nuts about a few years back.
07:14Now,
07:16Keep your eyes peeled for clues.
07:18Did they make a special utensil for that, Brain?
07:20No, Pinky,
07:22But I believe they do make a mouth clamp.
07:24Why don't you use it?
07:28It's Billy, Pinky!
07:30We must make haste!
07:32You mean get the lard out, chump?
07:44It can't be!
07:46Pinky, the hamster has purloined
07:48Our designs for the fedora-matic.
07:50Do you know what that means?
07:52I'll get another tight, tingly hat!
07:54No, Pinky.
07:56A slightly snug sombrero?
07:58No.
08:00Mildly uncomfortable lederhosen?
08:04Not!
08:06Not only has the hamster stolen Billy,
08:08He wants to steal the world!
08:18No!
08:20Pinky,
08:22Help, my hat is stuck!
08:24Always the lucky one, aren't you?
08:26What happened to my hat?
08:30Look, Brain,
08:32A whole gaggle of hats!
08:34Pinky, where are you?
08:36Oh, this one's rather rakish.
08:42Brain,
08:44Where are you?
08:46How do I make it tight?
08:48Oh, the irony of it all.
08:50Hoisted by my own fedora-matic.
08:52Brain, the world!
08:54The world can wait.
08:58There you are, Brain.
09:04Back for glass!
09:12That's for Brain.
09:18All my suffering was for naught, Pinky.
09:20I have a single clue to follow.
09:22Does that mean this grocery list
09:24I found in my hat isn't a clue?
09:26Not!
09:28Things to do.
09:30Kidnap Billy, steal Brain's plan,
09:32bribe city council.
09:38This is the city!
09:40I mean, this is the city hall!
09:42But you can't sail off the water right!
09:44I need water for my arugula!
09:46And I need water for my kombucha
09:48mushroom plantation.
09:50I need water for my Mr. Wiggly
09:52Boggly Hosey Tinky Dinky there.
09:54Sorry, but the water rights
09:56have already been awarded.
09:58Meeting is adjourned.
10:00Jiminy!
10:02I always wanted a Captain Midnight
10:04decoder ring!
10:08Are you pondering
10:10what I'm pondering?
10:12I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade,
10:14we'll never have any puppies.
10:16No, Pinky. Someone has already
10:18bribed the council for the water rights.
10:20You mean...
10:22Don't say it, Pinky.
10:24Wee-willy-winky?
10:26No, Pinky.
10:28Snowball.
10:30Too late again, Brain.
10:36After him, Pinky!
10:40I need water for my elephants!
10:46We're in luck! Taxi!
10:48Taxi!
10:50Follow that car!
10:54Yes!
10:56This is the pain that is most promising.
11:02It's astounding, Brain!
11:04That I am pliant enough to survive
11:06such calamity?
11:08No, but you actually found a cab in L.A.
11:10Nuts!
11:12We got to the reservoir without a moment to lose.
11:14And there were three bowls of porridge,
11:16and I said,
11:18my grandma, what big swollen ankles you have!
11:20Stow it, Pinky.
11:24Come on, Pinky.
11:26It's not as hard as it looks.
11:28You just get a little...
11:30scraped up.
11:32That's...
11:34Pinky!
11:36Pinky, hurry up!
11:40Right here, Brain.
11:42Nuts!
11:44Oh, well, sure.
11:46You can take the easy way.
11:48Hold it right there, Mousy Mouse.
11:50You're a very nosy fellow, Mousy Mouse.
11:52You know what happens to nosy fellows,
11:54hmm? Huh? Do you?
11:56Hmm? Hmm?
11:58This!
12:08Oh.
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12:42Oh!
12:50Oh, c'était presque aussi excitant
12:52que notre merveilleux bateau d'amusements
12:54à l'intérieur de l'abri.
12:56Tu joues à la toilette de nouveau, n'est-ce pas, Pinky?
12:58Bien, si tu veux être technique.
13:02Non, ça ne peut pas être...
13:04Pinky,
13:06on est trop tard.
13:08Le Fedoramatic a été construit.
13:10Oh!
13:12Tight Hat City, here we come!
13:16Top of the world, Brain.
13:18Care to tip your hat to my accomplishment
13:20while you still can?
13:24After him, Pinky.
13:26He's about to engage the machine.
13:28Point.
13:30I didn't even know they were going steady.
13:32We really ought to bring a gift, Brain.
13:34Do you know where they're registered?
13:36Congratulations, Snowball!
13:38We're so happy for you and your fiancé!
13:46A hamster engaged to a big machine?
13:48What will people say?
13:50Stop being a fool, Pinky.
13:52Oh, you're right, Brain.
13:54As long as they're happy.
13:56We should get them something nice.
13:58A fondue set, maybe.
14:00I mean, after all, we are getting tight hats in the bargain.
14:08Ha!
14:10I'll stop you now.
14:18No.
14:20It can't be.
14:22Hey, get Brain.
14:24Snowball's turned into a mouse.
14:26No, Pinky, it's Billy.
14:28Billy's turned into a hamster?
14:30She's a mouse!
14:32She's a hamster!
14:34She's a mouse!
14:36Yes, Eggie, it is I.
14:38But...
14:40But why?
14:42Because she loves me?
14:44Yes, Brain, it was all a ruse
14:46designed to distract you long enough
14:48for us to steal your plans and execute them.
14:50And execute me in the process.
14:52Don't be silly, Brain.
14:54It would take all the fun out of life.
14:56I derive my greatest pleasure
14:58from making you squirm.
15:00I derive my greatest pleasure
15:02from making Brain squirt milk out of his nose.
15:04Ha!
15:06Stop that!
15:08Snowball wasn't trying to get rid of you, Egghead.
15:10I was.
15:12What?
15:14I'm sorry, Eggie,
15:16but as long as you're in the picture,
15:18I'll never really hurt the thing I want most.
15:20The world?
15:22No.
15:24Me.
15:26Guess again.
15:28What? Put me down, you goon.
15:30Sorry, Snowy.
15:32I was just helping you to get the water rights.
15:34Besides, you never could accept me
15:36for what I am,
15:38making me take voice lessons and all.
15:40And you, Eggie,
15:42you love the world too much
15:44to ever really care about me.
15:46Sorry, but neither of you
15:48will ever hold a candle
15:50to my one true love.
15:52Pinky.
15:54Pinky?
15:56I've been played like a tuneless fiddle at a hoedown.
15:58Care to do the hokey pokey?
16:00I built this for you.
16:02I hope you like it.
16:04Ta-da!
16:06Egghead!
16:08My own photomatic?
16:10No, my darling. A giant waterpark
16:12with slippery slides and bumper boats.
16:14Oh, brain.
16:16Can we ride the bumper boats?
16:18Can we? Can we, please?
16:20You don't need brains' permission, Pinky.
16:22I don't?
16:24No. Your days of being bopped on the head
16:26and howling to brains everywhere
16:28are over.
16:30They are?
16:32Yes. Boys!
16:44Gee, that looks like kicks, Goony Goon.
16:52Alone at last!
16:54You're not alone, Billy.
16:56I'm here.
16:58And now I can give you the greatest gift of all.
17:00A hat squished down all tingly wiggly
17:02around my head?
17:04No, silly. Me!
17:12Well?
17:14What do you think?
17:16You want to take over
17:18my world, big boy?
17:20Um, I'll have to ask Brain
17:22if it's okay.
17:26Wah!
17:28Whee!
17:32He was
17:34some kind of a mouse.
17:40Hey, yeah.
17:42What's that?
17:44The world's first waterpark. It sure looks swell.
17:46What are we waiting for?
17:52Well, this is where you came in.
17:54With me in the drink like somebody's
17:56dirty laundry.
17:58I hope they separated the undergarments.
18:00Match!
18:02Come, Pinky.
18:04We must towel off and prepare for tomorrow night.
18:06Gee, Brain.
18:08What are we going to do tomorrow night?
18:10Construct a machine to make our pants really tight?
18:12No, Pinky.
18:14The same thing we do every night.
18:16Try to take over the world!
18:18If I don't beat you to it.
18:20Get your hand off of me,
18:22you big, damp, hairy hamster,
18:24as you wish.
18:30The Kinky, the Kinky and the Brain,
18:32Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
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