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00:00 *Générique*
00:02 *Générique*
00:04 ♪ Boys Top ♪
00:05 ♪ Boys Top ♪
00:07 ♪ Girls Top, Boys Top ♪
00:10 ♪ Girls Top, and don't forget the Boys Top ♪
00:13 ♪ Girls Top, Boys Top ♪
00:15 ♪ We love our stuff and we can't get enough of it ♪
00:18 ♪ Kana, Rien, Talia ♪
00:20 ♪ Xaysa, Fan, Cyber ♪
00:21 ♪ Girls Top, Boys Top ♪
00:22 ♪ Girls Top, Boys Top ♪
00:25 ♪ Girls Top, and don't forget the Boys Top ♪
00:27 ♪ Girls Top, Boys Top ♪
00:30 ♪ We love our stuff and we can't get enough of it ♪
00:34 ♪ But always and no matter what I say ♪
00:39 ♪ Yeah, you always come through ♪
00:44 ♪ So pick me up when I'm down ♪
00:45 "All this romance junk is enough to make you wanna be sick."
00:49 "Is it just me or does everyone seem to be paired up with us?"
00:52 "We're definitely the last single people in the Western Hemisphere."
00:56 "And there's only one week, three days, seven hours and thirty-six minutes until the spring dance."
01:02 "Not that I'm counting."
01:04 "I've got to admit, even I'm going through a bit of a dry spell."
01:07 "Jace, girls are always talking to you. No pity for you, bro."
01:11 "I said a bit of a dry spell?"
01:13 "Well, you guys will never meet anyone here in the playground."
01:16 "You need to get out there, be proactive."
01:18 "So, what's stopping you?"
01:20 "I just dish out the advice, I don't take it."
01:22 "Simon's right, there's gotta be something we can do."
01:25 "Like what, date-napping?"
01:27 "Now we all have dates for the dance."
01:35 "Actually, I've got an idea."
01:40 "Never fear, it's Ben to the rescue."
01:43 "No way, last time it was Ben to the rescue, your kid sister Dot was my date."
01:48 "And I ended up locked in the janitor's closet for three hours."
01:52 "Don't ask, it's a very long story."
01:54 "No, seriously, this time it's pure genius."
01:57 "Genius? So, who wants to hear it?"
02:00 "We start our own teen matchmaker service."
02:05 "Trust me, those questions are guaranteed to fix you up with your dream date."
02:11 "What's your favorite color?"
02:12 "If you were an animal, what animal would you be?"
02:15 "Come on, these are the stupidest matchmaking questions I've ever heard."
02:18 "I'm not doing this."
02:19 "Whatever, forget my plan then."
02:21 "You can always dance with... Talia."
02:24 "And Talia and Jason can be partners for the Hokey Pokey."
02:28 "And Talia and Jason can be partners for the Dosey Doe."
02:31 "No!"
02:37 "Alright Ben, it's stupid, but I'm in."
02:41 "I knew you would eventually come around."
02:43 "Now all we need is Simon."
02:45 "No way."
02:47 "Come on, Zai, you just have to write one teeny tiny little matchmaking program."
02:52 "Please, pretty please."
02:55 "No, and you can't make me."
02:57 "That's cool, that's cool."
02:59 "You can always stay home alone and watch wrestling again."
03:01 "Loser!"
03:09 "I'm in."
03:11 "Excellent."
03:13 "Rianne, we're trying to figure out how to get dates, not play Crazy Eights."
03:18 "These are my tarot cards."
03:21 "You ask them a question that you want an answer to, see? Like this."
03:24 "Is Ben's matchmaking service a good idea?"
03:27 "Let me feel that one."
03:29 "One, it's Ben, but more importantly, matchmaking's only for the truly pathetic."
03:33 "And we're only mildly desperate."
03:35 "Uh, no, I think I'm pretty desperate."
03:38 "Colin just has to ask me to dance or my life is over. Over!"
03:43 "Oh, great cards."
03:46 "Will Colin ask?"
03:48 "It's no use."
03:50 "Tao, why don't you just call Colin and ask him yourself?"
03:55 "Hello? That is way too obvious. I'd come off as a total zero."
04:00 "She's right. Nothing's quite as pathetic as a girl who tries too hard."
04:03 "So the question is, how does Talia play hard to get while still getting noticed by Colin?"
04:07 "I know, I know! You conveniently pop up wherever Colin happens to be."
04:15 "That way, he'll see you everywhere he goes and assume it means you're meant to be together."
04:19 "Oh yeah, that's a great idea, Han. I'm sure Talia, Colin, and the restraining order will have a lovely time at the dance."
04:25 "Well, I like it."
04:27 "Hey, what's this?"
04:31 "Got him!"
04:33 "Ready for the dance, Colin?"
04:35 "I just don't get it. Why are they talking to Jason when they could be talking to me?"
04:44 "Yeah, it's a real brain teaser."
04:47 "Oh my, this is truly pathetic."
04:50 "Hey, Gus. You know, it's not too late to sign up."
04:53 "Forget it. We've got way more class than that."
04:56 "Yeah, luckily we don't have to stoop so low to get dates."
05:00 "There he is! There he is!"
05:06 "Told ya, I've got my sources."
05:09 "You mean you've got binoculars and too much time on your hands."
05:12 "I prefer to call it 'sources.'"
05:14 "Well, what are you waiting for? Go get him, Tiger."
05:17 "Right."
05:19 "Forget the tiger. Just try to be casual."
05:30 "Casual? Right, gotcha."
05:33 "Wait! Make it look like you don't see him."
05:39 "What are you doing here?"
05:41 "Ben needs a refill on his eye shadow."
05:43 "Very funny. Look around. All chicks, all the time."
05:47 "It's a perfect spot. While they buy lipstick, we hit 'em up for our matchmaking service."
05:52 "Just watch and learn."
05:55 "Hey, baby. You know, I'm not the only one who's got a crush on you."
06:00 "You know, I'm not the only one who's got a crush on you."
06:03 "You know, I'm not the only one who's got a crush on you."
06:06 "Hey, baby. Bet that color's called 'stolen' 'cause you've definitely stolen my heart."
06:12 "Oh, I'm learning stuff, all right."
06:18 "Yeah, like Ben will ever get a date in this or any other century."
06:22 "I've got to make it up to him."
06:27 "Never fear. Hannah always comes prepared with a plan B."
06:31 "If I were you, I wouldn't come up with any more brilliant plans."
06:35 "The poor guy can barely even walk."
06:38 "That's why I brought this."
06:40 "Ice? You brought me ice? Is that your big plan?"
06:44 "It's for his sore knee. It'll help ease his pain. Trust me, it's fun and flirty."
06:49 "Guess it can't get any worse."
06:52 "Not you again. What's with you, Talia?"
07:02 "As soon as you say 'it can't get any worse', it always does."
07:06 "Ta-da! One matchmaking program extraordinaire."
07:11 "It may have taken me all night, but it's finally perfect."
07:15 "Now all you have to do is enter the data profiles and wait for it to perform its magic."
07:19 "So, what are you waiting for? Get data entering."
07:23 "But I've been up all night."
07:25 "Oh, that's okay. I don't mind."
07:27 "There's one little flaw in your logic, Benno. We've got way more girls than guys."
07:32 "By my calculations, it's a 4 to 1 ratio."
07:35 "That's the genius part. Now there are plenty of leftover girls, and I'm willing to date as many of them as I can."
07:41 "We all got Ben?"
07:44 "We're waiting for Colin outside the men's room? Wasn't it you two who told the guys they were sinking to new lows?"
07:54 "We're just waiting to bump into Colin. Oops, sorry Tal, wrong word choice."
07:59 "Stop now. If Colin isn't scared of you yet, he soon will be."
08:03 "Oh no!"
08:05 "I'm sorry, Colin, but I just had to explain. This whole day has been a terrible misunders-"
08:09 "Talia? Not now. I gotta go."
08:13 "What have I done?"
08:15 "No, what have you done?"
08:19 "This can't be right. Why are all these girls matched up with Jason?"
08:24 "Simple. The girls asked for a laid-back guy who's athletic, but not too athletic, smart, but not arrogant, cool, but not cocky."
08:31 "And that description fits Jason's data per-"
08:33 "That description fits me to a T! Coo-coo!"
08:37 "Ben! Just the guy I've been looking for!"
08:41 "Spill it. What do you want?"
08:43 "Has Colin signed up for your matchmaking service yet?"
08:46 "Yeah, so?"
08:48 "You didn't tell me?"
08:49 "You said you wanted nothing to do with this. In fact, your exact words were, 'Matchmaking's only for losers.'"
08:56 "I was kidding! Kidding, Ben! Matchmaking isn't for losers, it's a, um, perfectly respectable, yeah, respectable way to get a date."
09:08 "You're too late. Colin's already been assigned to a girl named Tina."
09:13 "Tina? No, not Tina! Talia! It has to be Talia!"
09:20 "This is the worst night of my life. Oh, but at least Tina is having fun. And Jason."
09:37 "Okay, we're dateless because we spent all of our time following Colin, but what's your excuse? How come you two are here alone?"
09:43 "Um, should we tell them?"
09:45 "No!"
09:46 "Actually, the matchmaking program did get us all dates. Ben was matched with Hannah."
09:51 "Ew!"
09:53 "I was matched with Rhi."
09:54 "How romantic! Yeah, and me? Did I get a match?"
09:59 "Uh, you got your favorite dancing partner in the whole world."
10:05 "Jason? Ugh, will this curse ever stop?"
10:09 "Well, look on the bright side. The program confirmed something we all knew."
10:13 "That you are a total geek?"
10:15 "That your ideas always stink?"
10:17 "That I'll never dance with Colin?"
10:19 "No, that we belong together. As friends, I mean."
10:23 "I hate it when he's right. Heh, let's dance."
10:27 [outro]