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00:00Touche away!
00:06Touche away!
00:11It's Touche Battle!
00:25Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest pirate of them all?
00:29Oh, you're the ugliest. You're really ugly, Jolly Roger.
00:33Ha ha ha ha! And who is the meanest of all?
00:36Oh, they don't come any meaner than you.
00:38Ha ha! And who's the toughest man in the seven seas, as if I didn't know?
00:43Well, it ain't you. It's some guy named Touche Turtle.
00:47Touche Turtle? Why, you stupid mirror, you!
00:51Well, gee, I just call him as I see him.
00:54Operator, get me Touche Turtle!
00:58Uh, do you think we'll ever track down that pirate Jolly Roger, Touche?
01:03Well, Dum-Dum, at least we narrowed the search down to one ocean.
01:07Oh dear, where did I put that phone?
01:11Touche speaking. Who? Jolly Roger? Yes, that's true.
01:17I am rather fierce, uh, when I'm mad.
01:21A challenge, huh? I accept. Be right over.
01:26Come, Dum-Dum. He's just around the bend.
01:29Touche, away!
01:33Oh sure, I forgot. We'll have to paddle.
01:39Wait here, Dum-Dum, while I engage this pirate in mortal combat.
01:44Gee, I thought you was gonna fight him.
01:48All right, Jolly Roger. Come out with your hands up.
01:52Touche Turtle, I presumes?
01:55That's right, and I must warn you that anything you do may be used against you.
02:00Pardon me whilst I use you against you! Ha ha ha!
02:05You know, of course, you're treading on dangerous ground.
02:08Ha ha ha!
02:13What I need is some new strategy.
02:17Oh, uh, Touche, might I have a word with you?
02:22Excuse me, Dum-Dum. He probably wants to apologize.
02:25Yes? What do you want?
02:27Just this!
02:30Oh, no you don't!
02:32Oh, yes I do!
02:34No you don't!
02:35Yes I do!
02:37You don't! And that's final.
02:41Boy, is he ever gonna get his!
02:45No, Touche, not that, you mustn't, not your trusty sword!
02:50I know, Dum-Dum, but he forced me into it.
02:53He has left me no choice.
02:55You've pushed me too far, you pirate, you!
02:58Choose your weapon, sir!
03:00Had enough! I'll choose this one!
03:08The poor pirate doesn't know he's getting in deeper trouble all the time.
03:15Oh, Touche, where are you?
03:18Are you still the toughest bloke on the ice seas?
03:22Boy, is he ever in for a surprise.
03:25Touche, away!
03:30Oh, Touche!
03:32Yes?
03:33I think you'll miss!
03:37If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a wise guy pirate.
03:42You may as well give up, Jolly Roger.
03:45When it comes to sword play, I'm unbeatable.
03:49Perhaps you're right, Touche.
03:52What do you say we better the action?
03:56Oh, dear.
03:58Bon voyage, Touche!
04:05Yeah, with old Jolly Roger's ship gone, he can't cause any more trouble, huh, Touche?
04:10Touche?
04:11Correction!
04:12Shall we walk the plank, you blokes?
04:17Well, you have to admire his determination anyway, Dum-Dum.
04:21Uh, yeah.
04:22Hey, watch it! That thing's pointy!