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00:00You never said we could travel to parallel worlds.
00:29Not a parallel world.
00:30But that's London.
00:31Our London.
00:32We're on the Thames.
00:33The last great frost fair, 1814.
00:34February the 4th.
00:35Hang on.
00:36Why aren't we home?
00:37Why don't you steer this thing?
00:38I told you, you don't steer the TARDIS.
00:39You reason with it.
00:40How?
00:41Unsuccessfully most of the time.
00:42She's a bad girl, this one.
00:43Always looking for trouble.
00:44Now, stay before the thaw.
01:04Thought I'd better find a more reliable parking spot.
01:07Wait.
01:08You want to go out there?
01:09You don't.
01:10It's 1814.
01:11Melanin.
01:12Yes.
01:13Slavery is still totally a thing.
01:14Yes, it is.
01:15It might be, like, dangerous out there.
01:16Definitely dangerous.
01:17So how do we stay out of trouble?
01:18Well, I'm not the right person to ask.
01:19Okay, well, when you go somewhere dangerous, what do you take?
01:20First door on the left, second right, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on the
01:21left.
01:22What's there?
01:23The wardrobe.
01:24Pick a dress.
01:25So the TARDIS has dresses?
01:26I'm like, it's a bit of trouble.
01:27Yeah, I think it's a bit of trouble.
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02:49Doesn't anyone notice the TARDIS?
02:54Your species hardly notices anything.
03:04So what are the rules?
03:06Rules?
03:07Yeah.
03:08Traveling to the past, there's gotta be rules.
03:11If I step on a butterfly, it could send ripples through time that mean that I'm not even born in the first place and I could just disappear.
03:16Definitely.
03:17I mean, that's what happened to Pete.
03:18Pete?
03:19Your friend, Pete.
03:20He was standing there a moment ago, but he stepped on a butterfly.
03:23Now you don't even remember him.
03:27Shut up.
03:28I'm being serious.
03:29Yeah, so is Pete.
03:30You know what I mean?
03:32Every choice I make in this moment, here and now, could change the whole future.
03:36Exactly like every other day of your life.
03:38The only thing to do is to stop worrying about it.
03:42Okay.
03:43If you say so.
03:46Pete, don't worry.
03:47Cheers, nuts, sir.
03:50Come to the Frost Fair, miss.
03:51Only sixpence, miss.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:58You're not stepping on a butterfly, you're just taking a flyer.
04:06It's just time travel.
04:09Don't overthink it.
04:11Is that what you said to Pete?
04:12Who's Pete?
04:16Sixpence to the waterman.
04:18Sixpence to the Frost Fair.
04:32Sixpence to the waterman.
04:34Sixpence to the Frost Fair.
04:37Sixpence to the waterman.
04:39Sixpence to the Frost Fair.
04:46Yeah, no big deal.
04:47Just walking on the Thames.
04:50I hope you realise I'm going to try everything.
04:53Everything.
04:56Tasty ox cheek, piping hot.
04:58Black bear pup.
04:59Black bear pup.
05:00Yeah, your shoe parts, yeah.
05:02Juicy, juicy shoe parts.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Maybe not everything.
05:06I can't try this if this is my favourite.
05:08Your favourite?
05:10You been here before?
05:11Oh, yeah.
05:12A few times.
05:17Oh!
05:22Get him!
05:23Because it's not really resting unless it's in zero gravity.
05:26Seriously?
05:27With tentacles.
05:28Okay.
05:29And magic spells.
05:40Interesting.
05:41What is?
05:42Regency England.
05:44Only black men are in the movies.
05:47So is Jesus.
05:48History's a whitewash.
06:06Pop champion.
06:07Two years running.
06:14Oh!
06:27Best fish pies on the ice.
06:30Try your luck, ladies and gentlemen.
06:32Look for a pie.
06:37Better luck next time, miss.
06:39And you're sure this isn't cow brains or sheep eyes?
06:43Well, I caught the fish myself, miss.
06:45Made it right here in the old...
06:47Hey!
06:48What are you about?
06:49Do that again. Toss the coin.
06:50You pay me another and I will.
06:52Forget about the pie. I don't want a pie.
06:54I just want to see how you cheated.
06:56Cheated?
06:58Don't I?
06:59Don't look at me like that.
07:00I'm saying you're a very good con man.
07:03A what?
07:04A trickster.
07:05A swindler.
07:06See, I'm a bit of a thief myself.
07:08You know, I bet you that I could steal anything from your shop.
07:14Get out!
07:16In theory, I could steal anything.
07:19In theory.
07:20Doctor.
07:21Honestly, some people.
07:24More pie?
07:28Are there side effects of time travel?
07:30Like physical symptoms?
07:31Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:33Sometimes you see lights under the ice.
07:39Okay.
07:40So, you've seen the lights.
07:42Of course.
07:43Well, why don't you say something?
07:45Well, you're enjoying yourself.
07:47I assume we get to work eventually.
08:13Now, these lights, electric or organic?
08:16Organic lights.
08:17Bioluminescence.
08:19Fireflies, glowworms.
08:21Please, sir.
08:23Have you seen the dog?
08:25He was right here, but then I looked away and he...
08:28He's gone.
08:29He's gone.
08:30He's gone.
08:31He's gone.
08:32He's gone.
08:33He's gone.
08:34He's gone.
08:35He's gone.
08:36He's gone.
08:37He's gone.
08:38He's gone.
08:39He's gone.
08:40I looked away and he...
08:42Oh, it's okay.
08:44We'll help.
08:45Um, what does he look like?
08:47He's small and brown and ever so soft.
08:51Are you sure of that?
08:53They call us for a big dog with long white hair.
08:57Nice con, though.
08:58Respect.
09:02Run!
09:10Run!
09:11Run!
09:12Run!
09:13Run!
09:14Run!
09:15Run!
09:16Run!
09:17Run!
09:18Run!
09:19Run!
09:20Run!
09:21Run!
09:22What is it, do you think?
09:23Something valuable.
09:25Don't break it.
09:27What happened to the car?
09:28Does it matter?
09:29Boy's the one with your magic wand.
09:31Sonic screwdriver.
09:33How is that a screwdriver?
09:34In a very broad sense.
09:36All right, well, how's the sonic?
09:37It makes a noise.
09:39There they are.
09:51Spider, come on!
09:54Kitty, come look.
09:56They'll catch you and then they'll transport you.
09:59Is that what you want?
10:00Spider!
10:02Spider, quick!
10:04The lights.
10:05I see the lights.
10:09Kitty!
10:14Stay back!
10:40Save him.
10:41I can't.
10:42He's gone.
10:45Do something and save him.
10:51I'm sorry about your friend, but the danger isn't over yet.
10:54There must be more of you living rough here.
10:56Tell me where.
10:57So you can take us to the magistrate?
10:59No, of course not.
11:00We're not here to arrest you.
11:01We're here to help.
11:02And if you show me where you live, we can do that.
11:04We're not here to arrest you.
11:06We're not here to arrest you.
11:07We're here to help.
11:08And if you show me where you live, we can do that.
11:10We?
11:11She's gone.
11:31How did you find me?
11:33Get used to that question.
11:34Oh, clever.
11:35Yeah, very clever.
11:38What's wrong?
11:40What's wrong?
11:42Seriously, what's wrong?
11:45I've never seen anyone die before.
11:48A few hours ago, we were standing in a garden full of dead people.
11:52It was different.
11:53How?
11:54They were dead already.
11:56Morally and practically, that is not a useful distinction on learners.
11:59Don't tell me what to think.
12:02I'm your teacher.
12:03Telling you things is what I do.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Tell me this.
12:08You've seen people die before, yeah?
12:09Of course.
12:10You still care?
12:11Of course I care.
12:12How many?
12:13How many what?
12:15If you care so much, tell me how many people you've seen die.
12:22I don't know.
12:25Okay.
12:27How many before you just count?
12:30I care, Belle, but I move on.
12:33Yeah?
12:34How quickly?
12:36It's not me you're angry with.
12:38Have you ever killed anyone?
12:41There's a look in your eye sometimes that makes me wonder.
12:45Have you?
12:48There are situations when the options available are limited.
12:51Not what I asked.
12:53Sometimes the choice is available.
12:54That's not what I asked!
13:00Have you?
13:03Yes.
13:11How many?
13:17Don't tell me.
13:19You've moved on.
13:23You know what happens if I don't move on?
13:25More people die.
13:26More people die.
13:29There are kids living rough near here.
13:31They may well be next on the menu.
13:33Do you want to help me?
13:34Do you want to stand here, stamping your foot?
13:36Because let me tell you something.
13:37I'm 2,000 years old,
13:40and I've never had the time
13:43for the luxury of outrage.
13:53What do you mean on the menu?
13:57Is this where you live?
13:59For now.
14:01But there's no one here.
14:04Good work.
14:09Except you, Dot. I can see your shoes.
14:11They're too big. That's why.
14:13Oh, I see.
14:15I get it.
14:16You lure people to the fair,
14:18and then you rob them.
14:19Very good.
14:21Very enterprising.
14:22They're all right, Dot.
14:23Strange, but all right.
14:25And that's not how it is?
14:27Oh, what?
14:28You don't rob people?
14:30Of course we do.
14:31But bringing people to the fair,
14:33that's by the by, on the sideline.
14:38Why?
14:39Why?
14:40For coin, of course.
14:41Why else?
14:42Someone pays you to promote the fair,
14:44get people onto the ice.
14:48Who?
14:49Who pays you?
14:50Kitty?
14:51Where's Spider?
14:56Spider is...
14:59the...
15:02Who's hungry?
15:03I'm hungry.
15:04Food.
15:05Bill, food.
15:06Food is always useful.
15:08Now.
15:09Yes.
15:10I know what you're thinking,
15:11but don't worry.
15:12These are stolen.
15:15Well, eat up.
15:19Ah.
15:20With your permission, of course.
15:33Don't suck your thumbs while I'm eating.
15:35I'm not eating.
15:36I'm not eating.
15:37I'm not eating.
15:38I'm not eating.
15:39I'm not eating.
15:40I'm not eating.
15:41I'm not eating.
15:42I'm not eating.
15:43Don't suck your thumbs while I'm away.
15:45The great tall tailor always comes
15:48to little boys who suck their thumbs.
15:51Ere they dream what he's about,
15:54he takes his great sharp scissors out
15:57and cuts their thumbs clean off.
16:00You done staring yet?
16:05We're gonna find out what those things are, okay?
16:07They're not gonna hurt anyone else, I promise.
16:11I promise.
16:13The doctor, he helps people.
16:16That's what he does.
16:18And you?
16:19What'd you do?
16:20Apart from shatter him.
16:22We were fighting.
16:25It happens.
16:27Are you still fighting now?
16:30No.
16:32I moved on.
16:40Okay.
16:41I'm wondering why the frost fares on this part of the river.
16:44I bet that at least one of you knows
16:47who paid Kitty to take people out on the ice.
16:50It was a bad man with a ship.
16:52Dotty.
16:53A ship, what?
16:54Do you mean a merchant?
16:55Not that kind of ship.
16:56Harry.
16:57What?
16:58It's all right.
16:59You can tell him.
17:02It's a drawing.
17:04Here, on his hand.
17:06So this guy, where would we find him?
17:09He finds us.
17:10But a tattoo on his hand.
17:12I mean, we could ask around.
17:14Boring.
17:16I know something that's much easier to find.
17:18Where are we going?
17:20All right, you guys hang tight.
17:22Laters.
17:25I was being all down with the kids there, did you notice?
17:27Yeah, my hair was cringy.
17:29Awesome.
17:31Please stop.
17:34So what's easier to find?
17:35Conjecture there's something frozen under the Thames
17:37and it's eating people.
17:38Okay.
17:39Proposal, we need to get a closer look at it.
17:41Good, yeah.
17:42Plan, let's get eaten.
17:48Is this stuff safe?
17:50Potentially.
17:51Potentially?
17:52What does potentially mean?
17:53Safe for the threesome of excitement.
17:56Right, but we're not going to be like completely defenceless down there, though.
17:59No, no, no.
18:01Well, yes, but don't worry about it.
18:03Why not?
18:05What have you got up your sleeve?
18:08Oh, my God.
18:09Have you been holding out on me?
18:10Do you have, like, magical alien powers?
18:15What was that, an impolite question?
18:17Why do we need diving suits on top of the ice?
18:20If we're lucky, the lights will come and take us under.
18:23Whatever they are, they're clever.
18:25When they went after the boy,
18:27they waited until he was away from the crowds.
18:30By himself.
18:31What?
18:33Did you say something?
18:35The question is how.
18:55Doctor?
18:56Doctor?
19:05Doctor?
19:07Doctor!
19:17Ringo!
19:26Ringo!
19:56Ringo?
20:26Ringo?
20:57Ringo?
21:08What?
21:09Who are you?
21:10You're the cheat!
21:11I love your work!
21:15The sound it made.
21:18I couldn't hear you, but that noise...
21:21It was like I felt it in my bones, you know?
21:24Sounded like... like...
21:26Despair.
21:28Loneliness.
21:30A prisoner in chains.
21:34That guy.
21:35He said he caught the fish himself.
21:37I bought pie off that guy.
21:39Fish pie.
21:42Oh, hello.
21:44Aren't you magnificent?
21:46Eat that pie.
21:47I like that pie.
21:49Definitely not carnivores.
21:52Which means you're cooperating with the creature.
21:54Providing for it.
21:55What do you get in return?
21:57What did it take for you to evolve into that?
22:00The creature?
22:01Do you reckon that's what's making London so cold?
22:04Very possibly.
22:05What kind of alien messes with the weather?
22:08You assume it's alien.
22:10Who calls this alien?
22:11Alien, terrestrial.
22:13It's irrelevant.
22:14The real question is who's keeping it in those chains?
22:17Perhaps...
22:19our friend here can answer that.
22:23Who are you?
22:24What do you want with me?
22:25The coin trick.
22:26Just tell me how to do it, please.
22:28Okay, not the time.
22:29Have you ever seen a man around here
22:32with a tattoo of a ship?
22:36What's that face?
22:37Is that a no?
22:38Or are you against tattoos?
22:39I'm against tattoos, too.
22:40I think that we are bonding.
22:43We're stood by the docks
22:44and you just asked me
22:45if I've ever seen a man with a tattoo of a ship.
22:47Exactly.
22:48Fair point.
22:49What point?
22:50Forget the tattoos.
22:52Have you seen anyone acting suspiciously since the freeze?
22:56Well, it's the dredgers.
22:58The dredgers?
22:59Yeah, there's a workhouse upriver.
23:01Hurry up!
23:02There are men out there patrolling all hours.
23:04Bring quagmire in!
23:05What are they dredging for?
23:07Let's find out.
23:10How are we getting in?
23:11How are we getting in?
23:14You work for the palace?
23:16Haven't heard that one in a while.
23:23Hi.
23:25How did you get through here?
23:26Uh-huh.
23:27At last, someone in authority.
23:29Oh, I do apologize, sir.
23:32Does Lord Sutcliffe know you're here?
23:34Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here?
23:37Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here?
23:40Lord Sutcliffe insisted we come.
23:43Oh, that Lord Sutcliffe, yes.
23:45There's no arguing with Sutcliffe.
23:46When he puts his foot down, you better show us around.
23:49Follow me, sir.
23:51Take it inside!
23:54Time is the last thing!
23:57Why all the fuss?
23:59It's just mud from the river, isn't it?
24:01Well, there's one word for it.
24:02Is this even the right place?
24:05The creature's almost a mile away.
24:06The creature's head is almost a mile away.
24:08I assume we're now at the other end.
24:11These men.
24:13Why do we trust them?
24:15Hide them all myself, sir.
24:16Why do I trust you?
24:18Sir?
24:19You understand how important this is, yes?
24:21It is imperative that no one discovers where the stuff goes when it leaves here.
24:25Oh, I know that, sir.
24:27We use unmarked carts.
24:28Are they ever followed?
24:29Oh, no, sir.
24:30Have you checked this person?
24:31Oh, yes, sir.
24:32All the way to Hampton?
24:33No, to the steel mill, sir.
24:36Hampton's cold.
24:37Hampton's cold for the steel mill.
24:39Cold?
24:40Yes, we need to use cold.
24:41Otherwise, anyone could walk in here and get you blabbing away like a fool.
24:45That's a good point, sir.
24:47Now, these men.
24:50What do they know of this material?
24:52No more than I do, sir.
24:55Yes, but you are someone who knows more than he tells.
24:58I do not want to speculate.
25:00But you can't help it, because you are a man of intelligence.
25:04Well, they won't let us smoke in here, so I assume it's fuel.
25:08Fuel for the furnaces, sir.
25:10Excellent reasoning.
25:12Lord Sutcliffe appreciates an inquiring mind.
25:15Well, I came here to the ground, you know.
25:17And what is the ground saying these days?
25:21That this stuff burns a thousand times longer than coal.
25:27Very good.
25:29Hotter, too.
25:31Hotter than they can measure.
25:34Excellent.
25:36Fastly, class.
25:38I'm right, aren't I, sir?
25:40Oh, there's no stopping you.
25:41You keep this up and you won't be working in this yard for very long.
25:43Oh, you think not?
25:44Oh, I can almost guarantee it.
25:47You know what else they say?
25:48They say it even burns underwater.
25:53No shit!
25:56So, this guy has a pet monster that turns people into fuel,
25:59and we're just rocking up at his door?
26:02That's his door, this is us rocking.
26:04If we're going to stop him, we need to know where he started.
26:08Meaning?
26:09Which planet.
26:10Which planet?
26:13So, you think Sutcliffe is an alien?
26:16Possibly.
26:17Because the creature is an alien?
26:19It certainly appears to be producing fuel suitable for interstellar travel.
26:25Either way, Bill.
26:28I need you to leave the talking to me.
26:31Why?
26:33Because you've a temper.
26:35Okay, well, I'll say a tiny bit.
26:37You're about to meet a man, alien or otherwise,
26:39for whom human beings are raw material.
26:42Who grinds up children for profit.
26:44What we're here for is one thing.
26:46Information.
26:48Get that with diplomacy and tax charm, if necessary.
26:53Okay.
26:55I get it.
26:58Always remember, Bill.
26:59Passion fights, but reason wins.
27:05Dr. Disko from the Fairford Club.
27:08Obviously, one aspires to membership,
27:10but to actually be considered for...
27:15Who let this creature in here?
27:17On your feet, girl, in the presence of your betters.
27:26He's human.
27:27He's human.
27:2831 years of age.
27:30Low in iron.
27:31Yeah, that was pretty convincing racism for an extraterrestrial.
27:34My thoughts exactly.
27:37Oh, hello.
27:39Can I just say, this is very unlike me.
27:41I don't normally do this.
27:43Yeah, he was aiming for charming.
27:45Basically.
27:48Well.
27:51You're not from the Fairford Club.
27:53The creature in the river, where did it come from?
27:55Who the devil are you people?
27:57Where did it come from?
27:58Nowhere.
27:59It's always been there.
28:01The secret's been passed down in the family since...
28:03I don't know when.
28:04As far back as records go.
28:06And tell me, do you also keep a record of how many it's killed?
28:09Please.
28:11People know the ice is dangerous,
28:12yet they will insist on their festivities.
28:15That's hardly my fault.
28:16Don't sell yourself short.
28:17This is the biggest frost fair in decades.
28:20That's down to you.
28:22Yes?
28:24The man holding me has a tattoo on his left hand.
28:27That's not all, is it?
28:29The circus performers, the elephant, it's all you.
28:34I made the most of the situation.
28:37It's the first proper freeze it's caused in years.
28:40Why?
28:41Reduction down, huh?
28:43Not enough people dying.
28:45Girl, you show the ignorance of all your kind.
28:48Without that beast, my mills would rely on coal mines.
28:52Men die in coal mines all the time.
28:54I preferred it when you were an alien.
28:57When I was...
28:58Well, that explains the lack of humanity.
29:03What makes you so sure that your life is worth more than those people out there on the ice?
29:06Is it the money?
29:07The accident of birth?
29:09Put you inside that big fancy house?
29:11I help move this country forward.
29:15I move this empire forward.
29:18Human progress isn't measured by industry.
29:21It's measured by the value you place on a life.
29:25An unimportant life.
29:28A life without privilege.
29:30The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value.
29:34That's what defines an age.
29:35That's what defines a species.
29:41What a beautiful speech.
29:44The rhythm and vocabulary, quite outstanding.
29:51It's enough to move anyone with an ounce of compassion.
29:59So it's really not your day, is it?
30:02If they know about the beast, then others must too.
30:04We bring the plan forward.
30:05When, sir?
30:06Now, in daylight.
30:21No time for outrage.
30:24Never had time for anything else, right?
30:26Don't be smug.
30:27Smug belongs to me.
30:32You really 2,000 years old?
30:35Why?
30:37I just wanted to know how long it takes before you can make a speech like the one you just made.
30:44It's worth the wait.
30:47It's worth the wait.
31:00Drop out.
31:09Get in.
31:11Sit down, shut up.
31:13Could we run?
31:14Rum?
31:16Rum came in barrels.
31:19Smell that.
31:20It's a homemade rocket fuel redeployed as explosive.
31:24It's a little reckless, don't you think?
31:26Half the fare disappears into the river.
31:28The secret of your success won't be a secret anymore.
31:30Hardly.
31:31The city will pause to mourn a fireworks display gone tragically awry,
31:35and the creature will be fed.
31:38By spring, this will be a footnote in history.
31:42That is progress.
31:45They're bringing the elephant out presently.
31:47We won't get bigger crowds than that,
31:49so make sure you're off the ice by noon.
31:52Noon?
31:53There's no way you can keep us here that long.
31:55We'll just scream our heads off.
31:57No, no, please, please, please.
32:04Sixpence to the waterman.
32:11Help!
32:14If you're quite finished, I could use some help.
32:19Funny screwdriver inside pocket.
32:21Oh, okay.
32:30No.
32:33Okay.
32:36Yes, yes.
32:38Okay.
32:40Okay.
32:46Doctor.
32:50Oh, hello.
32:51How are you doing that?
32:57Sonic screwdriver.
32:59It makes a noise.
33:00That's how the fish choose a victim.
33:02That's how they know they've isolated someone on the ice.
33:05Better question, why are you doing that?
33:08Just a little more.
33:15What are you...
33:18Get!
33:26What the...
33:27Turn it off, there's a bug on the side.
33:31Here, give it here.
33:33No!
33:36I'm afraid it has a knack to it.
33:46Bill.
33:47Miss Potts, I need you with me.
33:49I...
33:51Things to do, Bill, decisions to make.
33:53What are we going to do about Tiny?
33:55Tiny?
33:56The creature.
33:57The lochless monster, the not-so-little mermaid.
33:59Are we just going to leave it down there?
34:01Well, we can't set her free.
34:04She could burst up out of the water and eat 100 people right off a South Bank.
34:08She could eat half of London.
34:09She might, it's a risk.
34:12So what do you want to do, Bill?
34:13We already know the answers.
34:16Why are you even asking?
34:17I don't know the answers.
34:18Only idiots know the answers.
34:20But if your future is built on the suffering of that creature,
34:23what's your future worth?
34:28Why is it up to me?
34:30Because it can't be up to me.
34:31Your people, your planet, I serve at the pleasure of the human race.
34:35And right now, that's you.
34:36Give me an order.
34:38Not long till noon.
34:41I need an order.
34:56Save her.
35:00I'll take care of this.
35:01You get everyone off the ice.
35:07I need help.
35:08Need it now.
35:09You in?
35:10Where's your friend?
35:11Not here.
35:12What's he doing?
35:13Not sure.
35:14But wherever it is, I don't think we're going to miss it.
35:16The sword!
35:17The sword is here!
35:18A lady fell through the ice!
35:24Quick!
35:25Get to the sword!
35:30The ice is melting!
35:36It's a mistake!
35:37The ice isn't melting!
35:39I swear to you, there's no door!
35:45The ice is melting!
35:47Quickly!
35:48Quickly!
35:58Come on!
35:59Hurry!
36:00Come on!
36:02Something's happened.
36:03They've got the word out.
36:04We blow it now.
36:07Not yet.
36:10The ice is melting!
36:13Run.
36:14But there's still people.
36:15Forget them. There's no time.
36:16Kitty!
36:18Run!
36:19Now!
36:30What?
36:43Out of my way!
36:48Quick!
36:49Get to the shore!
36:50Come on!
36:51Come on!
36:52Come on!
36:53Come on!
36:54Come on!
36:55Come on!
36:56Come on!
36:57Come on!
36:58Come on!
36:59Come on!
37:28Stop her!
37:29Stop her!
37:30No!
37:35No!
37:36We did it!
37:37She's free!
37:59Go!
38:01Where will she go?
38:02Somewhere cold, I imagine.
38:04Hopefully, she's smart enough to avoid you lot now.
38:07You wish, is it?
38:09What if we just, like, doomed Greenland?
38:12I'll check in on Greenland.
38:29How long is she...
38:44Can you hear that?
38:51Penny, look!
38:59No pinching anything, you hear me?
39:01And no staring like gapeseed when the lady talks peculiar.
39:05It's rude.
39:08Get a load of you lot!
39:09Cute ass.
39:11Come on.
39:15You gonna tell us what we're here for?
39:18A very long time, I hope.
39:29Come on.
39:30Eat as much as you like.
39:38You boy, remind me.
39:40What's your name?
39:41Who?
39:43Perry.
39:44His name's Perry.
39:45Why?
39:47Apparently, Lord Suckless' long-lost heir can't be a girl.
39:59We must have changed something, right?
40:01I mean, people thought a monster in the Thames.
40:05Oh, it doesn't look any different.
40:10All right.
40:12Here you go.
40:14Here's your tea.
40:16I'll put a bit of coffee in it, as well.
40:18I'm sure it'll make you feel better.
40:20I'm sure it will.
40:21I'm sure it will.
40:22I'm sure it will.
40:23I'm sure it will.
40:24I'm sure it will.
40:25I'm sure it will.
40:26I'm sure it will.
40:27I'll put a bit of coffee in it, as well, just to give it some flavour.
40:30See?
40:31It's much better when you stick to your oath.
40:38Oh, sir, no.
40:39This is unacceptable.
40:40This is beyond unacceptable.
40:42This is naughty.
40:43Language?
40:44I don't get it.
40:45London, 1814.
40:47Monster.
40:48Sea creature.
40:49Serpent.
40:50Really, really big fish.
40:52Nothing.
40:53Sir, you said you wouldn't be going off world.
40:57Do these look like off world clothes to you?
41:00Sir, you said you'd be coming back to your office.
41:02Look, here I am.
41:04I'm in my office.
41:05I'm drinking my tea in my specially chosen tea clothes.
41:09I don't understand.
41:11How can there not have been headline news?
41:13Never underestimate the collective human ability to overlook the inexplicable.
41:16Also, the frost fire involved a lot of day drinking.
41:19May I?
41:22You can always rely upon the papers to miss a headline.
41:25Lord Sutcliffe drowns in snapshot.
41:28Shock, a steel fortune is past the street urchin.
41:31Sir, we need to talk.
41:33Your oath.
41:34Give us a coin.
41:35What?
41:36The new Lord Sutcliffe was found starving on London streets.
41:40Inheritance was contested.
41:42Everyone got super mad.
41:43Blah, blah, blah.
41:45Urchin boy deemed legitimate.
41:47Oh, my God, it worked.
41:50You did it.
41:51You saved them.
41:54You did.
41:56You gave the order.
41:58Boss.
41:59Sir.
42:02Give me a coin.
42:04We'll toss for it.
42:06Heads, the TARDIS stays put.
42:09Tails, you leave me alone.
42:17Leave him alone?
42:19Jobs be a fine thing.
42:21Leave me alone?
42:22How's about that for a new idea?
42:25Never asked to be reassembled, did I?
42:30Knocking.
42:33What's that about?
42:36No one's going to open the door just because you're knocking.
42:41Getting cocky now, are you?
42:43Why?
42:44What do you think you know?
42:48What has he told you?
42:52Because, yeah, he may have a little friend now,
42:55and, yeah, he may be a little bit distracted,
42:57but I tell you something, I'm still here.
43:00And as long as I'm still here, you are going nowhere.
43:11Are you looking for somewhere to live?
43:15That's your house?
43:16Sharing, yeah. Six of us.
43:18How do you get into the tower?
43:19You don't.
43:21What's that noise?
43:22There's some massive mystery going on.
43:24See you in a moment.
43:27The house is eating people.
43:32No, no, no, no. There's something in here.
43:34You're cooking my head!
43:37You signed the contract. It's time to pay.
43:51You
43:54You
43:57You
44:00You
44:03You