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00:00To die? But how does dying mean becoming one with nature?
00:06Come on, Kichi. What's with telling him to die? Don't make such weird analogies.
00:12Because you can eat the grass, and the antelopes eat the grass. Isn't the grass one with nature?
00:15Now, now. Just relax. I'll explain it step by step.
00:20I'm ready. I'm here. I'm ready.
00:21Being able to absorb nature energy means gaining the abilities to sense it around you, to draw it to you, and to pull it into yourself.
00:31You don't move. I mean that you must learn to sit still.
00:36Oh, that, okay. That's, that's a problem.
00:40The hardest thing for animals to do is to be absolutely still.
00:45Doing stuff like jumping, running, and working to manipulate my chakra?
00:49I've done all kinds of training like that, but not moving?
00:53I've never really had a reason to do much of that before.
00:56This training is going to take some time.
00:58Alright, Shao Klong Jutsu!
01:00Then let's stop talking and do this already!
01:03You must not take this lightly.
01:05Well, I guess it's just lucky for you that there's a better way.
01:09A shortcut.
01:11This waterfall behind me.
01:13It's the secret toad oil of Mount Myoboku.
01:16What's it used for?
01:20Come here, and hold out your hand.
01:23I did think it looked pretty dark, like alcohol or something.
01:26This is far more than just ordinary oil.
01:29It has the property of attracting nature energy.
01:32This stuff will help advance your training.
01:34Whoa, now that's useful.
01:37Now, wherever you rub this oil onto your body, nature energy...
01:42I feel like he's being pranked. Maybe not.
01:46Yeah, you're right. I think I can feel something through my skin.
01:50Psychedelic?
01:51This is a tool to help you grasp the concept.
01:53Secret toad oil?
01:55Warts!
01:57If a needy animal who cannot control nature energy uses it,
02:02they start transforming into a fruit.
02:05Oh my god!
02:07Maybe you should have started with that!
02:10Sit still.
02:16They all used to be people.
02:18I don't know.
02:20I think it was a hallucinogenic.
02:22Or maybe not, I don't know.
02:24You take in too little, and you won't get Sage Jutsu Chakra.
02:27And yet, if you take in too much, nature energy will overwhelm you and turn you into a frog.
02:33Naruto frog?
02:35I want that t-shirt.
02:37Frog O2.
02:38But get beyond a certain amount of it, and you'll never revert back to human again.
02:42You'll be trapped, forced to remain a frog forever and ever.
02:45So that's what Jiraiya does when he turns into a frog.
02:48He opens his nature chakra and turns froggy.
02:50The students who attempted this training in the past, but were unsuccessful...
02:56That's them?
02:57...turn into those stone statues.
03:01Is that true?
03:03And this baton is a tool that can beat nature's energy right out of your body.
03:07That's convenient.
03:08So if I see you start to transform into a frog,
03:11why didn't I simply beat you thoroughly to reverse the process?
03:16He beat the frog out of you.
03:18When he manipulated Sage Jutsu Chakra, Jiraiya Boy always acquired some frog features.
03:24And he was one of the best at it.
03:26I'll do it.
03:28My ninja way is the same as pervy sage's.
03:32The first challenge.
03:34Oh, right here. The face!
03:36Six tails is finally ours.
03:38Now we can go on a hunt for the ninth tail.
03:41Just one more tailed beast remains.
03:43Not two.
03:45Sasuke has already captured the eight tails.
03:48I see.
03:50Alright, let Naruto train. Let's go see that.
03:53Pain!
03:54You leave now for the hidden leaf village.
03:57That's not good.
03:59Now?
04:00Now.
04:01We just started training.
04:02Don't move.
04:03No, don't frog out.
04:07I'm going to be all bruised on the outside and bleeding on the inside.
04:10I love this training.
04:11I can do this training with shadow clones as well.
04:14They'll exponentially increase my progress in learning all this.
04:17If one of them turns into a frog though, what happens?
04:20Remember, if even a single one of the shadow clones completely changes...
04:24He only has one frog.
04:25And one stick.
04:26To do four of them and just all sit there.
04:29Quadruple the...
04:32Damn!
04:34Holy crap!
04:35How do you do this?
04:38I'm just trying to think of how many with an easy number to handle.
04:41Yeah, you're right.
04:47This sounds fun.
04:49You're supposed to be training.
04:50I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
04:53Boy, that stings.
04:55I'm not a frog.
04:56It's just swelling.
04:57My face is puffed up from all your beatings.
05:00Not because I'm turning into a frog.
05:03Come on!
05:06If it'll make me as strong as pervy sage was, then I'll put up with whatever I have to.
05:10You're wrong.
05:11That's impossible.
05:13To be as strong as sage?
05:14Sage jutsu is not meant for everybody.
05:16Not by a long shot.
05:18Well, unless you already possess enormous chakra inside of you,
05:21then nature energy would simply take over and transform you immediately.
05:26But also, you must possess the guts to never give up.
05:30Oh, he's got that.
05:31That is the kind of person who can become a sage.
05:34Believe it!
05:36Alright, let's do this then!
05:42He's going hard now.
05:45Ow!
05:47Just whacking the crap out of him.
05:49Oh, that's some great training, man.
05:52Oh, it's so funny.
05:54Oh my gosh, it's working!
05:57He's feeling it!
05:58It's working!
05:59I can see it!
06:00Yeah!
06:02Excellent.
06:03It seems he's finally starting to be able to sense nature energy.
06:07He's starting to believe.
06:08Hello, Hokusaku.
06:09I'm beginning to get a little bit peckish.
06:11Ooh, buggies.
06:12Mm-hmm.
06:13He's a grub.
06:14So colorful.
06:15After this break, I'll have you try to lift up a stone frog using sage jutsu.
06:19Uh, yeah.
06:21That's some tasty food, isn't it?
06:23They're all Mars' most special dishes.
06:25These are delicious! They're my favorites!
06:29Is that actually...
06:30Does that sound like Meowth?
06:31Yeah, kinda.
06:32The frog?
06:33Meowth!
06:37I can't lift it!
06:39That's enough!
06:41Nature energy's that strong, huh?
06:44They said it could just take you over in an instant, too, so...
06:46Yeah.
06:47Now mix in some sage jutsu chakra.
06:49Dude, man, put some of that oil on Pain and make him turn into a frog.
06:52Yeah, right? And weaponize it?
06:54Yeah, why don't we do that?
06:59Good. Now try lifting the frog again.
07:04Damn, it worked.
07:07Maybe you can't lift it, but it budges or something, you know?
07:09Like, it moves?
07:10Like Thor's hammer with Captain America.
07:14That's not just a budge.
07:28He did it!
07:29Dude, he did it!
07:31Right? In his training, he almost never succeeds.
07:34Right?
07:36Oh, easy!
07:40That was a person!
07:42That was a person!
07:43That was a person!
07:45Shouldn't have done it.
07:46Oh, no. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, uh...
07:48Yeah.
07:52There's seven eyes, I think, and two will never...
07:55No! They got it back?
07:59Dang, I wanted to see them fight the brother.
08:03Huh, I wonder if they can... Can Pain get the frog land?
08:10Hmm.
08:16That's cool.
08:17Wait, didn't he have to have his eyes?
08:23Uh-huh.
08:33Something with the Rossing done?
08:38Hmm.
08:40Oh.
08:43Oh.
08:44Is this what he's writing in the intro?
08:46Oh, and then what Naruto reads?
08:48Where, like, he writes it when he's...
08:50It's not him writing in heaven, it's him writing when he's younger, you know?
08:54Oh, is this from the flashbacks that we had?
09:04From the first things we watched on Shippuden, right?
09:07Uh, no. That was for Kakashi.
09:10Oh, okay.
09:11I think this is Jiraiya's flashbacks that we saw when he went into this...
09:14Before he went to go fight Pain and stuff.
09:21Do a jump!
09:40If there's truly peace in this world, then I am going to find it.
09:45I will never stop looking.
09:47My name is...
09:53Isn't the name Naruto, right, in his books?
10:10And that I could never understand his feelings.
10:13Hey, you were friends with Orochimaru way back, right, Pervy Sage?
10:17Why did he desert the village and decide to destroy the Hidden Leaf?
10:23Orochimaru went through a profound change after both his parents were killed.
10:28And that's when he became obsessed with forbidden jutsu.
10:32My parents weren't killed, so...
10:35Like you, I was accused of not being able to understand anything about him or his feelings.
10:41Perhaps he was right, and I didn't understand a thing about him after all.
10:45Even I'm able to see that there's entirely too much hate in this shinobi world of ours.
10:51There's too much hate?
10:53I've always wanted to do something about all of this hatred.
10:57I'm just not quite sure how to go about it as of yet.
11:01And if I can't find the solution to this problem, then perhaps I'll entrust you to find it instead.
11:06Eh, Naruto?
11:07Yes, sir! I can't turn down a request from my master, can I, Pervy Sage?
11:13What? What the hell's so funny about that?
11:16Your smile is my salvation, Naruto.
11:21I'm very glad I made you my student.
11:24Yeah?
11:25I still plan to change this world with my books.
11:29With those books you don't sell, you mean?
11:31Fool! They'll be bestsellers before you know it!
11:34And when the day finally arrives, I won't autograph your copies either.
11:39I don't want that anyway.
11:45Because you gave me something much more valuable.
11:52Ugh, Jesus!
11:53Dang it, there goes the details.
11:55No!
11:56Aw, man!
11:58I really would have liked to see the brother come and fight, man.
12:01I like Killer B so much.
12:03Aw, dang it!
12:07Why'd he do that?
12:10Whoa, what?
12:11There's a tears that suck tears.
12:14Was he a tentacle the whole time?
12:18Wait, where's Killer B?
12:19It's an octopus leg.
12:21He's still alive?
12:23Dang it!
12:24Dude!
12:26Dang it, I'm writing this down.
12:28I don't want to forget.
12:29He turned into an octopus leg.
12:30But he can still be alive.
12:31He can still be around.
12:32Back to YouTube.