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00:00It's time for the show where your creativity fills in the blanks. It's Mad Libs.
00:07And now, here's your host, David Sedoni.
00:17What's happening everybody? Welcome to Mad Libs, the greatest word game in the whole wide world.
00:22A Mad Lib is a story that's missing a few words.
00:25And it's up to you to fill in the blanks with your own creative words.
00:29Today we've got two teams that are going to be running around playing a bunch of physical and mental games
00:33to try and take that Mad Lib off of the page and bring it to life right here.
00:38But that's enough talk about it. What do you say we get to it? Bring on the team.
00:50Come here gang. Let's find out who our teams are. We'll start over here on the red team.
00:54Josh, how are you doing buddy?
00:56Great.
00:57Josh, what's your favorite thing about school?
00:59Um, I'm school president.
01:01Oh, you like that because you can just tell everyone what to do, huh?
01:03Of course.
01:04Do you have any great rules, like no homework or anything like that?
01:06No.
01:07Teachers don't let you get away with that?
01:08No.
01:09All right. Well, it's good to have you here today. Good luck to you, Josh.
01:11Your teammate over here is Megan. Megan, how are you doing?
01:13Fine.
01:14Good. Tell me about yourself. What do you like to do on weekends and stuff like that?
01:17Well, in the winter I snowboard.
01:18Cool. Can you do any big flips and tricks or do you just go straight down the mountain?
01:21Straight down the mountain.
01:22Yeah, that's the easy way.
01:24Let's meet their opponents over here. The blue team. How are you doing, blue team?
01:27I'm good. How are you?
01:28Good, good. Okay, Savannah, why don't you tell us about yourself.
01:30You know, we've got to be getting all kinds of words here today, so what good words do you know?
01:34Well, actually, I really like to speak in Japanese.
01:37Ooh, give me some.
01:39Okay, I'm going to count from one to ten.
01:41Okay.
01:42Ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, shishi, hachi, ku, ju.
01:45Wow. All right.
01:47What were the first two? Ichi, ni?
01:49Ichi, ni.
01:50Ichi, ni. All right. Let's find out about your teammate over here.
01:53How are you doing, Colby?
01:54Fine.
01:55Tell me about yourself. Do you play any sports?
01:56Yeah, I skateboard and I play soccer.
01:59Cool. Which one do you like better, skateboarding or soccer?
02:01Skateboarding.
02:02Yeah? Do you do vertical stuff or street stuff?
02:04Street.
02:05Cool. Good to have you here.
02:06That's our team. Give it up for them. Wish them some good luck, huh?
02:09All right, guys, that's all of us today. We're going to put some dynamite in the dictionaries.
02:14These two teams compete to earn points to move on to the Maximum Mad Lib,
02:18but today they're going to have a chance to win a brand-new 3-CD changer stereo system.
02:25Going to be cool.
02:28Now to kick things off, we're going to check in with one of our folks at home.
02:32We asked one of our viewers to give us a Mad Lib. Let's take a look.
02:38Hi, my name is Coleman. I go to Luther Burbank Middle School.
02:41I wrote a Mad Lib named Volcano.
02:44Volcanoes are very grouchy. When hiking next to one, stay on the lily pad.
02:49Also watch out for molten shaving cream spewing from the trout.
02:53Have a great game.
02:58Thanks, Coleman.
02:59All right, we're going to take Coleman's Mad Lib and turn it into a game.
03:03Follow me.
03:07All right, red team over here, blue team over here.
03:09Here's how this one works.
03:10Well, first we're going to start over here. We're going to take these gigantic fish eggs.
03:14We're going to cruise this way, walk over the lily pads, which are down here.
03:18Then you're going to come over to the nice grouchy volcano, like our viewer Mad Lib said.
03:24Then you drop the eggs onto the volcano, and be careful because the trout is going to spew shaving cream eruption.
03:30Oh, did I forget to mention, you have to bring them over with your butt.
03:35Butt to butt. All right, let's put 45 seconds up on the clock.
03:38The first team, the team that blows the most up in 45 seconds, that's our winner.
03:42All right, let's put them up on the clock.
03:44Teams, get in position.
03:46The winner of this round is going to get the first 20 points.
03:48Are you ready to go?
03:50On your mark, get set, go.
03:54Now you got to pick them up.
03:56Butt to butt, no hands.
04:02Boom, there's the shaving cream eruption.
04:09Butt to butt.
04:11Boom, there's another one.
04:13Oh, all that shaving cream makes it a little harder to pick them up.
04:17Red team's got two.
04:18Blue team is slip sliding away.
04:22Grab another one, see if you can get one that's less slimy.
04:26Oh, you had it.
04:31Red team's got three.
04:32Red team's got three.
04:35There goes the blue team.
04:36They got themselves another one.
04:37They're catching up.
04:40Out of time, out of time.
04:43Come on over here, gang.
04:45Come up here.
04:46Come up here, guys.
04:47Let's take a look at the scores.
04:48Well, we can tell by the buckets, it looks like the blue team ended up getting two of them.
04:53The red team ended up getting four fish eggs.
04:56Nice job, red team.
04:57That means they are winners.
05:00Here you go.
05:01We know, unless you want to shave later or something like that.
05:04All right, the score, that means the red team, you're the first one to get on the board.
05:07Red team, they get 20 points.
05:09Blue team, no points yet, but we got a whole lot of show left.
05:12Are you guys ready to move on to the next round?
05:14We all cleaned up.
05:15Let's go.
05:16We're going to go over to Matter Than You.
05:17Follow me.
05:25All right.
05:27Now we're going to find out who's madder than who in Matter Than You.
05:31Who's madder than who in Matter Than You.
05:34Now, you guys know you want to be seriously skilled, mad liver.
05:38You got to have a seriously huge vocabulary, because the more words you have,
05:42the more options you have to fill in all those blanks.
05:45In this game, I'm going to read you guys a category,
05:47and it's your job to try and spit out as many words as you can that fit into the category.
05:53Each time you do, you take this hot potato, pass it over to the other team.
05:57And then when you spit out a word, you pass it right back.
06:00We're going to keep on going until you can't think of any more words.
06:03Then you get the big buzzer.
06:04That means the category's over.
06:06The other team gets five points.
06:08And remember, while you're playing, you cannot repeat another player's answer
06:11or a different form of the same word.
06:14All right?
06:15We're going to give you two minutes to bust through as many of these as we can.
06:17Girls, you're first.
06:18Guys, you're on deck.
06:20Let's put two minutes up on the clock.
06:23Girls, here comes your first category.
06:24Ready?
06:25Things in outer space.
06:27Go.
06:28Mars.
06:29Planets.
06:30Stars.
06:31Space.
06:32Balloons.
06:34Comets.
06:36Aliens.
06:37Black holes.
06:38Meteors.
06:40Um...
06:42That's about it.
06:43All right, that's five points for the blue team.
06:45Nice job, girls.
06:46Great start.
06:48All right, words that begin with the letter R.
06:52Go.
06:53Rotate.
06:54Railroad.
06:56Road.
06:58Rainbow.
07:00Red.
07:02Rat.
07:04Rainbow.
07:06That's a repeat.
07:07We already had that one.
07:08That's five points for the red team.
07:09He knew it as soon as he pushed it.
07:11All right, girls, here comes your category.
07:13Parts of speech.
07:15Go.
07:16Adjective.
07:18Verb.
07:19Adverb.
07:21Pronouns.
07:22Noun.
07:23Repeat.
07:24That was the first one we had,
07:25so that means that's five more for the red team.
07:27Next category.
07:28Ready, guys?
07:29Words that rhyme with pack.
07:32Go.
07:33Uh, stack.
07:35Snack.
07:36Uh, jack.
07:39Flat.
07:41Close, Colby.
07:42Colby made up a whole new word.
07:44Black hole.
07:45All right, that's five points for the red team.
07:47Here comes the next one.
07:48Ready?
07:49Things made of glass.
07:50Go.
07:51Glasses.
07:53Windows.
07:55Eyeglasses.
07:57Form of the same word.
07:58Nice try, though.
07:59That's five more points for the blue team.
08:00Here we go.
08:01Ready?
08:02Types of classes.
08:04Types of classes.
08:05Go.
08:06Math.
08:07Uh, science.
08:08Social studies.
08:10Uh, history.
08:12English.
08:15Tea.
08:16That one beat the buzzer.
08:17Keep going.
08:20Lunch.
08:21Lunch I don't think is a class,
08:23although I wish it was.
08:25That's five points for the red team.
08:27We're gonna move on.
08:28Next one is...
08:29That's it.
08:30We're out of time.
08:31We're out of time.
08:32Come on in, guys.
08:33Let's take a look at the scores.
08:34Come over here, guys.
08:35Blue team, nice job.
08:36You guys got on the board.
08:37You got ten points,
08:38but the red team's still in the lead with 40 points.
08:44We got tons more to do,
08:45and when we come back,
08:46we're going to the Big Fat Mega Stunt
08:49right after this.
09:06We are back here on Mad Liz.
09:08Let's take a look at the scoreboard.
09:09Blue team, you have ten points.
09:11Red team in the lead, though, with 40 points.
09:13Got a great game going.
09:15Well, folks, now it's time for the Mega Stunt.
09:18Please prepare yourself for a flight on Mad Liz Airlines.
09:21The players are going to be starting over here
09:23in their airline seats,
09:25sitting back-to-back.
09:26They have to push their aircraft over in this direction
09:29over to the word drop mechanism,
09:32or as we like to call them, big balloons.
09:35Now, the way they pop these is using this device right here.
09:38This is the porcupine.
09:39It looks kind of like Cousin It, doesn't it?
09:41Then they continue to push on this way,
09:43back to the rear of the aircraft,
09:45all the way over here,
09:47coming out the exit
09:48and looking out for the boxing gloves along the way.
09:51Then they come over here and take the word
09:53that drops out of the word drop mechanism
09:55and put it into the Mad Lib wall.
09:58Now, the team that does that,
09:59we're going to take their words
10:01and they get to build a Mad Lib
10:03with what they've just found
10:04in these big, huge balloonies.
10:07They also get 20 points out of their score,
10:09which could affect the game a little bit.
10:11Players, are you going to get ready to go?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Let's get ready to go.
10:15Now, you guys at home, remember,
10:17you can use your couch as a flotation device
10:19in case of a water landing.
10:21On your mark, get set, go!
10:27Here we go.
10:28And it looks like Becky's got one.
10:30Lucy's got one.
10:31Now they've got to find the word.
10:33Get all the way through.
10:35You've got to get all the way through first.
10:37Put the word in, come back.
10:41Now they need a verb, a noun, and a noun.
10:44All right, you've got to make sure
10:46you get all the way through before you go out.
10:48Push it all the way through, Colby.
10:50There you go, go!
10:52Go!
10:54And there's another noun for the red team.
10:57Blue team.
10:59Got this one, the big one.
11:00Now they've got to find the word.
11:03There's confetti everywhere.
11:07Blue team got a verb.
11:09All the blue team needs is the last word.
11:11It's a sporting event.
11:13And the red team just needs one noun.
11:18All the way, Colby.
11:19Boom, they're good.
11:20It looks like the blue team's gonna get it.
11:22Yes, the blue team is our winner.
11:24Great job.
11:25Come over here, Savannah.
11:26Colby, come right here, buddy.
11:28All right, great job, guys.
11:30Fantastic job.
11:31Fantastic job.
11:32Have you guys been on the airlines before?
11:34You guys look like you had some skill there.
11:36Let's take a look at the words that you picked up.
11:38Starting over here with chew.
11:40Then we got World Cup.
11:42Down here is toothpick.
11:44And lettuce.
11:46Nice job.
11:47Now we're gonna take your words
11:48and create a Mad Lib with the ones you just got
11:50on Mad Lib Airways.
11:51Thank you very much.
11:52Let's go.
11:53Over here to the Mad Lib wall.
11:57Right over here, guys.
11:58Let's take a look at the Mad Lib you built.
12:00Let's see it.
12:01It's called Paul Revere's Ride.
12:04Airplanes, horses, it's all the same thing.
12:06The British are chewing, shouted Paul Revere
12:09as he rode through the World Cup.
12:11His code was one if by toothpick, two if by lettuce.
12:15All right.
12:18That's not the way I remember the story.
12:20Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
12:21We Mad Libbed it up.
12:22You guys got 20 points,
12:24which means you're catching up in the game.
12:26Nice job, blue team.
12:28Red team, come on over here.
12:29We gotta find ourselves a winner.
12:30Let's go over to the Mixed Up Mad Lib.
12:33Come on.
12:38Come on in here, red team.
12:39This way, blue team.
12:40This way.
12:41All right.
12:42We got ourselves a great game going on,
12:44and now we have to find one big winner.
12:47Let's take a look at the scoreboard.
12:49Blue team, 30 points.
12:50Red team in the lead by just 10 with 40.
12:53Gonna be close.
12:56Why is it gonna be close?
12:57Well, because this is Mixed Up Mad Lib.
12:59A Mixed Up Mad Lib is a sentence
13:00that already has a crazy word inserted.
13:03These guys have to buzz in,
13:04give me the correct answer.
13:06Each time they do, it's gonna be worth 10 points.
13:09So, blue team, one question,
13:11bang, we got ourselves a tie game.
13:13Now, we're gonna do this for a minute and a half.
13:15That's one minute and 30 seconds
13:16of Mixed Up Mad Lib mayhem
13:18to find out who goes to the maximum Mad Lib.
13:21Is that enough Ms for you?
13:22All right.
13:23Why don't you guys get in positions.
13:24We're gonna put one minute 30 seconds on the clock.
13:26Good luck to both teams.
13:28Here comes your first Mixed Up Mad Lib.
13:31Ready?
13:32Tim Allen starred in Toy Story
13:34as the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
13:37Savannah?
13:38Buzz Lightyear?
13:39Correct.
13:40Tie game.
13:41The people in Chi-town live in the city of charcoal.
13:44Josh?
13:45China?
13:46Incorrect.
13:47Colby?
13:49Chippewa?
13:50Chicago.
13:51Chicago.
13:52If you're an outstanding college football player,
13:54you might win the Heisman Tuna.
13:57The Heisman Trophy?
13:58Yes, taking the lead.
13:59The spinal cord is protected by bony segments
14:01of the backbone called vegetable.
14:04Josh?
14:05Spinal cord?
14:06Incorrect.
14:07Colby?
14:08Foot vein?
14:09Vertebrae.
14:10Vertebrae.
14:11A Geiger counter is a device that measures radish activity.
14:15Megan?
14:16Oh, I don't know.
14:17Savannah?
14:18Radical activity?
14:19Radio.
14:20Radio irradiation.
14:22The man-made waterway connecting the Atlantic
14:24and Pacific Oceans in Latin America
14:26is the Parakeet Canal.
14:29Josh?
14:30Parocheep Canal?
14:32No.
14:33Colby?
14:34Uh...
14:36Panama.
14:37Panama.
14:38Those who travel to England to see the most famous
14:40tennis tournament will wind up in Wimpy Dome.
14:44Wimbledon?
14:45Yes, that's correct.
14:46Wimbledon's correct.
14:48The shape with eight sides is called an octopus.
14:51Josh?
14:52Octagon?
14:53Yes.
14:54Groucho, Chico, and Harpo
14:55make up the famous Marshmallow Brothers.
14:59Marsh Brothers.
15:00Buckingham Palace is located in lava.
15:02Oh, no!
15:03Out of time!
15:04Red team 50!
15:05Blue team's our winner with 64!
15:07They pulled it off!
15:08Nice job, blue team!
15:10Red team!
15:11Oh, man!
15:12Ah!
15:13So, so, so, so close.
15:17Fantastic game, though.
15:18Really fun, really good.
15:19Stay here.
15:20We're gonna give you guys some cool stuff.
15:21Just for showing up and playing so great today,
15:23you guys get...
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15:31and you gotta get your world's greatest word game,
15:34The Mad Lib Book.
15:35Thanks a lot, red team.
15:36You guys were awesome.
15:37Thank you very much.
15:38Blue team!
15:39Whoo!
15:40You squeaked it out.
15:41Did you have any idea?
15:42Did you see the score at all?
15:43Did you have any idea?
15:44No.
15:45No idea.
15:46You were just going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whee!
15:47Well, you did it.
15:48Nice job.
15:49Let's give it up for the Mad Lib.
15:50Come on.
15:51Let's go.
15:52All right.
15:53Right here.
15:54Right there, Colby.
15:55Have you guys figured out who's gonna be giving the clues yet
15:58in the final round?
15:59Me.
16:00Savannah, you have the very important job then right now.
16:02Okay.
16:03You get the tough job first.
16:04You have to take our sealed envelope,
16:06which has the five secret words in them.
16:08You take this up there,
16:09put them in any of the different clue areas you like.
16:12You get to decide,
16:13so you're gonna be determining how well you guys do
16:15in the Maximum Mad Lib.
16:16Take that.
16:17You get going.
16:18Colby, you come over and hang out with me.
16:19It's time for you to put your thinking cap on.
16:21All right, dude?
16:22When we get back, we're gonna watch the blue team
16:24go for the grand prize, the Maximum Mad Lib.
16:27♪♪
16:37♪♪
16:42What's happening, gang?
16:43We're back at Mad Lib,
16:44and it's time to build our Maximum Mad Lib for the day.
16:47During the break, Savannah, she had her thinking cap on.
16:50She was putting it all together.
16:52She placed the words in the different clue areas.
16:54And now it's time to start the Maximum Mad Lib.
16:56Here's how it works.
16:57We've got five blanks in the max.
16:59Savannah's gonna give the clues down to Colby right there,
17:03and the clues come from five different areas.
17:06You start over here with stuffing.
17:08You take four marshmallows,
17:09you stuff them in your mouth,
17:10and you try and say the word with them inside your mouth.
17:13It's tough.
17:14We come over here.
17:16This is spell it.
17:17You grab the ketchup and the mustard,
17:19and you try and spell the word right here on the glass.
17:22Then we come over here to draw it.
17:25Stick your fingers in the finger paint.
17:27Draw like you're in kindergarten,
17:29but make it something good
17:30so that your teammate can figure out what the word is.
17:33This is act it.
17:34Using just your acting skills,
17:36you have to act out the word in pantomime.
17:39No talking here, Savannah.
17:40And finally, this is sing it.
17:43At the sing it pod, you gotta sing a song
17:45that's something of the word description,
17:49but not the word.
17:51Wow, that was bad.
17:53All right.
17:54Colby, what you gotta do is each time you get a word,
17:57we're gonna put it in the maximum ad lib wall over here.
18:00You want to try and get as many words as you can, all right?
18:03Get as many of the five as possible
18:04because the grand prize is gonna be hidden
18:06beneath just one of those words.
18:08So the more words you get, the better chances you have to win.
18:11We're gonna give you guys one minute and 30 seconds
18:13to go for the grand prize.
18:15Let's put that time up on the clock.
18:17Players, get in positions.
18:19Savannah, get ready.
18:21On your mark, get set, go.
18:24She's starting at stuff it.
18:26The category there is gymnastics move.
18:29Gymnastics move.
18:30Cartwheel.
18:31Cartwheel.
18:32Cartwheel.
18:33Good job. You got it.
18:34Moving on.
18:35Spit them on out.
18:36She's going to spell it.
18:37This is an appliance.
18:39An appliance.
18:41Vacuum.
18:43Good job.
18:44Good guesses.
18:45Iron.
18:46What is that?
18:47Iron.
18:48Yes, you got it.
18:49Good job.
18:51Draw it.
18:52It's a small animal.
18:54Small animal.
18:56Mouse.
18:59Small animal.
19:02Elephant.
19:04Butterfly.
19:06More.
19:10Small animal.
19:13Pass.
19:14All right, they're gonna pass.
19:15She wants to pass on that one, Savannah.
19:16I want you to head over to act it.
19:18One of five senses.
19:20One of five senses.
19:21Sneezing.
19:23Snorting.
19:24More.
19:25One of the five senses.
19:26Nostrils.
19:28Smell.
19:29Yeah, smelling.
19:30Smelling, that's it.
19:31We got it.
19:32Singing.
19:33You were doing this upstairs.
19:35Everybody was getting grossed out.
19:38Rude behavior.
19:39People were thinking you were really disgusting.
19:43Silly?
19:44No, you do it with your mouth.
19:47Yes, good job.
19:48You were doing that earlier.
19:49All right, back to draw.
19:50Hurry up.
19:51This is a small animal.
19:53Small animal.
19:54Fly.
19:55Bee.
19:56So close, but you guys did great.
19:58You have four out of five.
19:59Nice job, dude.
20:00Come over here.
20:01We'll tell you in a minute.
20:02We don't want to spoil the surprise.
20:04Savannah, come right down here.
20:06Savannah, do me a favor.
20:07Just wipe that off right on Colby's shirt.
20:09Yeah, thank you.
20:10That's good.
20:11Much better.
20:12We don't want our hands to be all gooky.
20:13All right, we're going to take a look at the words.
20:14We'll check out the ones you got and the ones you didn't get.
20:16Let's see the words, please.
20:19All right.
20:20We're going to start with the one you didn't get.
20:22Small animal.
20:23You were close.
20:24I'll give you a hint.
20:25They're in caves.
20:26Bat.
20:27Yes, a bat.
20:28A bat.
20:29That's not a bad bat.
20:30That's pretty good.
20:31You needed other colors, though.
20:32The red and blue just wasn't enough.
20:33Geez.
20:34You ended up getting everything else, so that was great.
20:36Cartwheel, you got fast.
20:37Now, did she say you were upstairs burping earlier?
20:40Is that what she said?
20:41You were belching?
20:42Give me one.
20:43Come on.
20:44Can you pull one off?
20:45Good job.
20:46All right.
20:47And we also got iron.
20:49And then we got smelling for the last one.
20:52Let's take those words and stick them into the Mad Libs.
20:56All right, this one's called spelling bee.
21:00No belching while I'm reading.
21:03Frank lost the spelling bee when he couldn't spell bat.
21:06Frank's not very smart.
21:08He got so nervous, he cartwheeled when he got it wrong.
21:11The crowd burped what he missed.
21:14Next year, he should iron and enter the smelling bee instead.
21:18All right.
21:21Okay, guys, four out of five.
21:23That's pretty good.
21:24What do you want to do?
21:25You want to start at the top?
21:26Start up with cartwheel?
21:27You want to start at the bottom with smelling?
21:28You want to start in the middle?
21:29What do you think?
21:30Cartwheel.
21:31Cartwheel.
21:32Is it under cartwheel?
21:36Not there.
21:37You still got three more chances.
21:38Let's keep going to my favorite word.
21:40Is it under burped?
21:43Okay, let's keep going.
21:46Is it under iron?
21:49Oh, no.
21:50What are the chances?
21:51All right, you have an 80% chance.
21:53All right, so far, because you got four out of five.
21:55Now, it could be under bat.
21:57It could be under smelling.
21:59Let's hope it's the one word you got.
22:02Is it under smelling?
22:05That's it.
22:06You guys got it.
22:07Congratulations.
22:08All right, you guys have each won a brand-new stereo.
22:12Turn up the volume as you jam to your favorite bands
22:15on your new stereo.
22:17Congratulations, Blue Team.
22:18Great job.
22:19We'll see you next time right here on the craziest word game
22:22on TV, Mad Libs.
22:24See ya.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:55Mad Libs.