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00:00Of course, it's taken me years to put together this collection.
00:21And just as long to convince you to give us all a peek, Marlowe.
00:24Well, you know what they say.
00:26If you've got it, flaunt it.
00:29I wonder what's gotten into John.
00:33He finally steps out of the lab and away from his experiments, and suddenly it's hi, John
00:38Marlowe, alpha male.
00:40I for one think he's much more adorable as the shy geek.
00:43How is it the most attractive ladies always seem to gravitate to you, Bruce?
00:46Oh, no.
00:47We were just talking about these little hot dogs.
00:50Now, Clea, I would think the curator of the Gotham Museum of Art would be much more interested
00:55in this.
00:56Ah, yes.
00:57Emmerich's exponential angst.
01:00You outbid the museum for this.
01:02It cost a fortune, but it was worth every penny.
01:06Just how many pennies are we talking about?
01:18Now step aside, Marlowe, or I make your face resemble that painting.
01:23John, please don't be foolish.
01:29Should have listened to the lady, Johnny.
01:39We've got him, Batman.
01:42That's a broom closet.
01:43There's no way...
01:44Out?
02:45You checked the walls, floor, ceiling?
03:08And the blueprints.
03:09There was no way out of that closet, Robin.
03:12Maybe he was posing as one of the brooms.
03:19Silent alarm at the Gotham Museum of Art.
03:21A second art thief, or a second chance?
03:41I'm a Batman.
03:42Here for another glimpse at my disappearing act?
03:44Ooh, ooh, ooh.
03:45And then we want to see you saw a lady in half.
03:48There won't be any encore performances tonight.
03:51And what makes you so sure?
03:53Because this time it's two against one.
03:55Piece of cake.
03:56Numbers can be deceiving.
03:59And so can I.
04:00Two of them?
04:02So it would seem.
04:03Split up.
04:30Oh, Batman.
04:32My broom theory's sounding better all the time.
04:57I know he took the paintings off the wall, but believe me, Commissioner, I've triple-checked.
05:05Nothing was stolen.
05:06Nothing's even out of place.
05:16Master Bruce, have you been at this all night?
05:19So, any luck?
05:21I recovered a hair sample from the museum security station, where our intruder disabled
05:25the cameras.
05:26There was a match.
05:29John Marlowe.
05:31So you're saying...
05:32No.
05:33I've known John for years.
05:34He's a good man.
05:36And has the perfect alibi.
05:38He was saved from the villain by the Batman himself.
05:42Unless he staged that with someone else to give him the alibi.
05:44You gotta admit that two men would explain all that strangeness at the museum.
05:49Well, some of it anyway.
05:52But if you don't think he's our guy...
05:53No.
05:54We can't rule him out just because we're friends.
05:56I have to hope that any further evidence we uncover will only prove his innocence.
06:01Let's revisit the crime scenes.
06:03There has to be something we've missed.
06:10Bruce, what brings you by?
06:15In all the excitement the other night, I never did get a chance to admire your collection.
06:20Come on.
06:21We both know that's not why you're here.
06:24You can resist a mystery.
06:25You want to see the closet for yourself.
06:27Guilty as charged.
06:30Be my guest.
06:31Readings are coming in, Master Bruce.
06:42Interesting.
06:43We're picking up traces of low-spectrum radioactivity in that closet.
06:49And Master Dick seems to be finding the same radioactivity at the museum.
06:53From the mysteriously reappeared stolen paintings.
07:01Thanks for indulging me, John.
07:03Not a problem.
07:04Closet aside, I do have an ulterior motive for coming here today.
07:07I'm worried about you.
07:09Really?
07:11Something's different, John.
07:12The party, the way you tried to take on that masked thief.
07:15Even the way you talk.
07:16It isn't you.
07:17What's the matter, Brucie?
07:19Scared of a little social competition?
07:21People change.
07:23I apologize if I no longer fit into some comfortable role you've once defined for me.
07:27I didn't mean to upset you.
07:29I'm sorry.
07:32It's fine.
07:34Truth is, I have been a little all over the place lately.
07:38Oh my.
07:53Okay, still confused.
07:56Marlow's company's been conducting experiments in quantum theory for the government.
08:00Which explains why he's radioactive.
08:02But what's the deal with him not stealing stuff?
08:05There's always an explanation.
08:08The readings point to two radiation hotspots in the building.
08:11I'll take this one, you track the other.
08:13And be careful.
08:15Please don't say it.
08:16Fine.
08:17Go.
08:23Go.
08:24Go.
08:25Go.
08:50The sign said,
08:52Authorized personnel only, Batman.
09:02So what happens now, Marlow?
09:04You teleport away again?
09:07Is that what I've been doing?
09:09No.
09:10There's a much simpler explanation.
09:12And it's right behind you.
09:18Then your quantum technology isn't behind this.
09:21That means all you had was an accomplice in the same costume.
09:24Getting warmer.
09:51Going up?
10:08Enjoying the ride?
10:10Beats the company.
10:12Penthouse level.
10:14Nefarious plots.
10:15Brilliant schemes.
10:16Doomed heroes.
10:22Have a nice evening.
10:25You've been expected.
10:27Welcome, Batman.
10:28We've been waiting for you.
10:31Allow me to introduce myself.
10:33I am...
10:34The Everywhere Man.
10:36And you are?
10:37I am...
10:38The Everywhere Man.
10:41Batman's in custody.
10:43But his partner may already be in the building.
10:45What's our priority?
10:46Securing the prisoner.
10:48We might need more men.
10:49Then we'll make more.
10:55Okay.
10:56So my broom theory was way off.
10:58Time to bust out Batman.
11:03It was the quantum technology.
11:05It was the quantum technology.
11:07It was the quantum technology.
11:09It was the quantum field research, of course.
11:12It led to the creation of the Quantex.
11:14With it, I can charge my body's quantum particles.
11:20And replicate another me.
11:22My energy duplicates can split at will.
11:24But with the Quantex, I can also recall them at will.
11:29Even from a distance.
11:31Which is how you escaped from the broom closet.
11:33Sleight of hand, I know.
11:35Yet effective.
11:38Still, that's only the tip of the Quantex iceberg.
11:46Please, sit down.
11:48I'll stand.
11:49Your device made quantum copies of the art at the museum.
11:52Leaving me free to steal the originals for my collection.
11:56You mean for John Marlowe's collection.
12:08The prisoner?
12:09Secure inside.
12:11They must have Batman in there.
12:13Uh-oh.
12:38Whoa!
12:42Hold on, Batman. Almost there.
12:59You're not Batman.
13:04You're not John Marlowe.
13:06You're just another counterfeit.
13:08You're hot with the same quantum radiation signature we found on the copies at the museum.
13:12And there was nothing in his past to suggest the real John Marlowe would commit these crimes.
13:17Very good, Batman. I was copy number one.
13:20Sometimes it takes an upgrade to get things right.
13:23Johnny may be a brilliant scientist, but he's also a fool.
13:27He kept me around to be his lab partner.
13:29But keep a duplicate around long enough, and you know what you get?
13:33Free will.
13:35Johnny and I both loved our art collection.
13:37But he wasn't willing to do what was necessary to add to it.
13:40I was.
13:42Enough with the art collection. All this power and we're only stealing paintings.
13:45Excuse me?
13:47Who cares about art? We could use the Quantex to conquer the world.
13:50Like a bad photocopy.
13:52Each duplicate is just a little darker than the last.
13:55Shut up!
13:56Don't tell him to shut up. Shut him up.
13:59Look, if you can't handle things, I will.
14:03See? Free will. But I know how to deal with it.
14:08And Johnny didn't.
14:10No, he didn't.
14:12So you got rid of him.
14:14I never get rid of anything. I'm a collector, Batman.
14:18And you keep your collection close at hand.
14:22John Marlowe's in this building, which is all I wanted to know.
14:33Attention, everywhere men.
14:35The Batman is loose in our building.
14:37You know the drill. Divide and conquer.
14:43Fill the corridors. Find the Bat. Exterminate it.
14:54When all is said and done, he is but one man.
14:57But we?
14:59We are a lottery.
15:01We are a lottery.
15:08Batman's been spotted by the atrium.
15:10All everywhere men to the atrium.
15:31Oh, come now, Batman.
15:33How long do you really think you can last?
15:36It hardly matters how many of me you break.
15:39I'll just make more.
15:51I'm sorry.
15:53I'm sorry.
15:55I'm sorry.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:06And will they all smell as bad as you?
16:15One more enemy will hardly make a difference against my army.
16:24Yeah, but what if I'm not just one more?
16:28What are you doing with my prototype?
16:35Check out my army.
16:55How's it going, Batman?
16:57Better, now that you're here, partners.
17:05Well, if it isn't old Johnny boy.
17:08I knew I should have eliminated you.
17:10I always was too sentimental.
17:12True.
17:14You even saved the Quantex prototype.
17:16That's going to be your downfall.
17:18There's a reason a prototype's only a prototype.
17:21Sometimes it takes an upgrade to get things right.
17:24Whoa, that's not right.
17:26The unit's overloaded.
17:28Oh, it's worse than that, Johnny.
17:31Your duplicates are unstable.
17:33One solid punch, and poof.
17:39That's it. It's dead. We're on our own.
17:42Suits me. Never was much good at long division.
17:47Cool. You take the high road, and you take the low road.
17:54Whoa.
18:10You've just run out of reinforcements.
18:15Let go of me.
18:17Quiet, Johnny boy.
18:19Batman may not know it, but the battle's over.
18:23It's only a matter of time.
18:27Did you hear that? It's only a matter of time.
18:30Before you're toast.
18:32And before you've outlived your usefulness.
18:34What's copy number one gonna do with so many of you?
18:37Where could he hide a few hundred Marlos?
18:39And how could he stand the competition?
18:41When the fighting's done, he'll recall each and every one of you.
18:45You'll all cease to exist.
18:47What if the Batman's right?
18:49Don't listen to him. Keep fighting.
18:52Hey, think about it. If we win this, we're toast.
18:55Shut up, you traitor.
18:58If one of us survives, we all do.
19:00Then you won't mind if I'm the one surviving.
19:03The Quantex. As long as he has it, none of us are safe.
19:06You're playing right into his hand.
19:08Don't worry. We'll protect you.
19:10But they all look alike.
19:12How will you know who's with you and who's against you?
19:17Quiet. You want him to recall all of us?
19:19Now that's a plan.
19:22I'll get it. Get the Quantex.
19:24We can't let him use it.
19:26No. Stop.
19:29Don't make me do it.
19:43You haven't won yet, Batman.
19:45Two against one. Piece of cake.
19:47I'll create another army of everywhere men.
19:51The same result.
19:52Then I'll recall it and start over.
19:54As many times as I have to.
19:56Eventually you'll fall.
19:59Will you please shut up?
20:08I thought I could help people everywhere.
20:10But all I am is...
20:12nowhere man.
20:16John, it's great of you to donate your entire collection to the museum.
20:19It seemed like the right thing to do after everything I've done.
20:22But John, you didn't do anything.
20:24Perhaps.
20:26But part of me always wanted to be more like that other Marlo.
20:30Confident. Cool.
20:32Maybe it's a good thing that the only place I've ever been comfortable is inside my shell.
20:36Any room in that shell for one more?
20:38Johnny, you've spent too much time locked away with your art collection and science projects.
20:43Stay out here with...
20:45With you?
20:48Johnny, you've spent too much time locked away with your art collection and science projects.
20:51Stay out here with...
20:53With you?
21:17With you?
21:48With you?
21:50With you?
21:52With you?
21:54With you?
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22:00With you?
22:02With you?