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00:00You
00:19Commissioner it's him
00:21Gordon, maybe I haven't been clear Gordon. So allow me to reiterate one last time
00:27No payment by midnight and I remodeled Gotham City. I had hoped last night's demonstration would show you I was serious
00:39But it seems you have chosen not to comply fine destruction on a much grander scale now lies ahead we need more time
00:49Time is not something you have anymore. Good night Gordon and goodbye
00:57I
00:59I
01:23Not one of those Arkham loners you're used to Batman I have a vast organization to deal with you
01:30a
01:32Memo to black mask
01:37You're not the only one with an organization
01:59I
02:29I
02:59I
03:29I
03:48Black masks reign of terror is over not with the device still out there that could destroy half of Gotham
03:54Black mask is the only one with the firing codes to activate it without firing codes. It's useless still
03:59I think we'll all sleep better once we find it. Let's hope his laptop holds some answers
04:05I'll try to sweat its location out of him at my end. I'm Batman
04:10Good work
04:13You like our work on the others commish, yes every little bit helps son
04:18Today's lesson Robin no props for bagging hunchman
04:24I
04:32Since you took point on the black mass smackdown, how about backer on my handle finding the doomsday device?
04:37I've got that covered. I want you to on the police escort escort
04:41Does that involve helping Gordon pin a corsage on black mask until I find the device?
04:46It's important to police have you on surveillance should black masks men try something
04:50If it's so important you can do escort and we'll save the city then you know how to deactivate an electromagnetic shockwave generator
05:01How are we supposed to know anything if we always get the grunt work
05:10Wonder what Batman will have us on next I have an important mission for you to the Batmobile must be washed two coats of wax
05:18this time
05:22And don't forget to hang one of those tree-shaped air fresheners the fate of Gotham depends on it
05:35East side is all clear
05:40West side is clear and very very very bored
05:49Suggest a 2102 procurement of snacks from police lobby Roger that
05:56Weird sir, we can't ID him no fingerprints. No distinguishing marks, and we can't get the mask off
06:04Yeah, but we have him
06:07And that's what counts
06:18The
06:25Shockwave generator is not here anymore Batman
06:31But we are
06:48I
07:18Oh
07:32Hello Batman, I'm number one black mask second-in-command
07:37Excellent detective work, but we are aware of your abilities as soon as the laptop was compromised
07:42We relocated the device that just means a little more work for me and a lot more pain for you
07:50You can amuse black mask with your threats. He'll be here soon to deal with you personally
08:02Eaten by a crow I
08:05Think he fell on a spoon. Yeah, I bet he's not even missing an eye. He just thinks eyepatches are cool
08:13A backup has arrived, which means we can punch out
08:21If you don't tell us the location of the shockwave generator
08:24It's gonna be 30 to 40 years before you walk out of this building
08:27But Gordon I plan to walk out of this building in 30 to 40 seconds
08:32And how exactly are you going to?
08:42I
09:13I
09:24Have a city to destroy
09:33We wait for the gas to clear then go get him no need black mask will walk out all by himself
09:43I
09:48Not that I'm impressed or anything, but how'd you know where to find the vent controls
09:53Commission's daughter. I practically grew up here
09:56So think this has something to do with black mask
10:05Magic pool ball says
10:07It is certain we can make this hard or easy
10:11But I am walking out that door
10:41I
11:03Something is wrong
11:06Too bad your plan didn't count on us or the army of cops that just arrived
11:12I
11:24Looks like more grunt work
11:42I
11:43Thoughts what would Batman do?
11:47He'd use his superior crime-fighting skills to deduce two against a whole bunch equals. Uh-oh
11:53Wait, this building has emergency security gates
11:57They're meant to keep the bad guys in during a jailbreak, but I bet they keep the bad guys out, too
12:02What are we waiting for? The gates are downstairs
12:11I
12:18Okay, let's get ready you hold them off I'll find the gate switch. Hey, what part of that plan is fair
12:42Where is it?
12:51Okay, not it less DJing and more gate closing
13:06Robin
13:11Ah
13:23No
13:29Miss me
13:32That girl and Robin are causing delays
13:35Children I was beginning to think we had a real problem
13:38Still we should have been out of here by now find a way in and find it fast
13:46He'll be fine they all will but it's going to be a long nap
13:52Well, I'd be snoozing too if he didn't save me with my own rebreather rookie mistake I made my share
13:58I
14:03Check for all possible entry points you call Batman don't waste your time
14:08But now my men have ensured the Batman can't help anyone anymore
14:19No answer you think no Batman's finding the shockwave generator and we're keeping happy face away from it until he does
14:26The Batman was the only roadblock to my freedom. Yeah, what are we then speed bumps?
14:34Ask Joker and Penguin if we're just speed bumps take credit for Batman's work
14:39But that doesn't change the fact that without him all you two are are scared little children
14:46So Robin, what do you think the unibrow and bad perm?
14:51Hmm
14:53Hmm I'll go with delicate cheekbones and a 13 year olds mustache. What are you talking about?
14:58Robin, how about an all-precinct distress call to even things up?
15:03Or not
15:07They found a way in
15:15These guys are good
15:20I
15:33Just keep coming not if we can plug the hole keep them busy
15:43Hey who made me the keep them busy guy
15:50I
16:21Oh
16:28We still own this place, but how much longer
16:33We're almost through number one almost isn't fast enough for black mask
17:01A barricade
17:03Are we making our last stand? I
17:08Don't know what else to do Batman would
17:10When my men arrive, I'm considering having them peel you like a grape says the man locked in the cage
17:17You still don't get it. Do you this time Batman doesn't save the day or you?
17:25I
17:28Don't know what else to do Batman wouldn't let you go
17:30I'm not gonna let you go. I'm not gonna let you go. I'm not gonna let you go
17:34I'm not gonna let you go. I'm not gonna let you go. I'm not gonna let you go
17:38I'm not gonna let you go
17:40I
17:51Tried to pick his nose and missed
17:57Do you ever get scared what you're scared a
18:04No, and be let's not redirect the question do I get scared
18:10Yeah, sometimes I guess
18:15Showtime
18:17Oh
18:34Something keep you the device is ready sir. All you need to do is enter the firing code and half of Gotham will be destroyed
18:48You
18:55Bet you wish you had this right now, huh?
18:58Utility belt charge to stun
19:02Who's he talking to activate
19:18Our
19:21Chance to step up as crime fighters and we choke. What would Batman say if he saw us like this?
19:28The words stop whining come to mind
19:32These boots aren't just made for walking
19:36Now want to save the city
19:42No sign of them, but the ride's still here and they must have another way out
19:47Rooftop
19:53You will be able to enter the firing code on a computer waiting in the copter very good number one
19:58You're to be congratulated for getting me out
20:04And fired for letting children slow you down
20:12You you're my new number one
20:17Finish them
20:34Almost missed my flight
20:46Oh
21:04Let's see if this Robin can fly
21:16Oh
21:37You're going back to Gotham PD highly doubtful since there won't be a Gotham PD to go back to
21:46Dad we're too late
22:16Batman
22:24Figures no wonder you always take point. You're good
22:31And you guys are pretty good at grunt work now who wants to watch the Batmobile
22:46You
23:12You