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00:00Combat Log, final entry. Should I fail, let this be a record for those who come after
00:17me. Two nights ago, a madman unleashed a plague on Gotham, turning the infected into what
00:23I can only describe as zombies. Mindless drones at his command. I'd say it's a nightmare,
00:30but it can't be, because I haven't slept in days.
00:39The pieces are now in place.
00:53No.
00:56I have one chance to save the city.
01:02No!
01:23No!
01:25No!
01:27No!
01:52No!
02:23No!
02:39Hard to believe this all started 48 hours ago.
02:44I'm proud to accept this award on behalf of all who worked to ensure that Gotham will
02:49once again stand proud as a shining beacon to a brighter future. What do you think, Dick?
02:54Sure, you could give that speech. Or to save time, I could fly over in the Batwing and
03:00drop knockout gas on the crowd.
03:02I, for one, hung on every word. Still, I'll see to it that pillows and blankets are available
03:09for those who may require them. Don't worry, sir, we still have two more days to work on
03:14the speech before Gotham honors the good works of Bruce Wayne. And speaking of good works,
03:19it seems the city requires some from the Batman.
03:26Doctor Hugo Strange is requesting to see you. He won't say why.
03:30I doubt it's to thank me for the new accommodations.
03:35Be careful what you say in front of him, Robin. Strange may be a madman, but he's also a brilliant
03:40psychiatrist. If he finds an opening, he'll mess with your head.
04:00I don't usually make house calls, Doctor. What do you want?
04:04Thank you for coming, Batman. And what I want is your help with an experiment I'm conducting.
04:12You see, I'm going to release a toxic agent into Gotham's air.
04:17It's odorless, invisible, and extremely fast-acting. It will twist the body and weaken the mind,
04:23turning those infected into monstrous living drones, zombies answerable only to me.
04:32Each victim, in turn, will become a carrier, infecting others.
04:38Sadly, if the antidote isn't administered within 48 hours of infection,
04:45the condition becomes irreversible.
04:51If the toxin's being released everywhere, why won't you be affected, Strange?
04:55I've already taken the antidote, which I'm sure could be very useful to you.
05:04Oops.
05:09Ah, that would mean the toxin is being dispersed throughout Gotham as we speak.
05:19Robin, filter on.
05:22And now that you're safe from the toxin, perhaps we'll watch Gotham go down together.
05:29Let the games begin.
05:48Get them!
05:52Roar!
06:04This isn't over, Strange.
06:05You're right, Batman. It's just beginning.
06:18Collecting air samples.
06:22Roar!
06:31How did Strange pull it off?
06:33With clinical precision. I want to know why.
06:36Sir?
06:37Hugo Strange has released a toxic agent into the city's air.
06:40Stay in the cave. The filter system should keep you safe.
06:44And notify Barbara. We'll need backup.
06:46Straight away, sir.
06:49Analysis complete.
06:52The chemical analysis shows nothing weird. The air's safe to breathe.
06:57The toxin must have dispersed quickly after doing its damage.
07:00But the drones are carriers.
07:13Commissioner?
07:14Commissioner?
07:21No.
07:39Orders! Welcome Batman!
07:44Roar!
07:53Batgirl, I'll totally deny I said this, but having you here doesn't completely...
07:58Roar!
07:59Stink?
08:00Roar!
08:02Cut!
08:14Roar!
08:23Roar!
08:30Roar!
08:35Roar!
08:38Roar!
08:44Roar!
09:01I know. We'll get them back, Dick. I promise.
09:08Roar!
09:14Tear?
09:15Whatever toxin Strange used, if it's in the victim's tissues, we can identify it from this.
09:20You help Alfred research...
09:25Alfred?
09:29Sick!
09:30Roar!
09:31Sick!
09:32Roar!
09:50Rest easy, old friend.
09:54How'd he get infected down here?
09:56I don't know, but I intend to find out.
10:01Roar!
10:10Combat log. I've checked against every known infectious agent and toxic compound.
10:15No match. There has to be a variable we're not seeing.
10:18Roar!
10:21No!
10:23You help...
10:25Stop it! Stop it!
10:27Dick, I need you to focus.
10:29It's not fair. We're all alone. Alfred, Batgirl, the whole city's infected.
10:34And we don't even know why.
10:38But there's one man who does.
10:53Tell me, Batman. What do you see?
10:59Roar!
11:03That you're still crazy about me, Strange. Now how do I save everyone?
11:09And rob myself of the chance to peer behind the mask at the moment of the Batman's greatest defeat.
11:17You want to see behind the mask? Give me the antidote, and I'll remove it.
11:22Of course. You first.
11:24The truth is, you saw me spill my last sample.
11:28Sample? Then there's more antidote. Where is it, Strange?
11:32It's true. I once had a small quantity of it stashed away for my experiments.
11:37Sadly, last week an orderly found it. I believe it is in police custody now.
11:44Feel free to borrow it.
11:46Of course, with all those zombies you've killed, I'm afraid I can't.
11:51Robin.
11:52We're finished here, Batman.
11:55Guards! There is a bat in my belfry.
11:59You're not going to that neighborhood alone?
12:06Robin.
12:07We're finished here, Batman.
12:09Guards! There is a bat in my belfry.
12:29Combat log, second night. Robin's gone. I'm alone.
12:41And I have less than a day to distribute Strange's antidote to the entire city.
12:51I'm being tracked by the Batwave transponder. Not for long.
12:55Priority one. Batwave override. Power down.
13:01Batman. Stop. You.
13:06Poison. You.
13:25Stop. You.
13:33Stop. You.
13:35Poison. You.
13:42Destroy.
13:44Priority one. Batwave override. Autopilot engage.
13:55Poison. You.
13:57Poison. You.
14:23Batgirl. Robin.
14:24I'm not sure you can understand me, but this will help you.
14:37Alfred's cure will have to wait.
14:39With Batgirl and Robin infected, returning to the mansion in the cave is too risky.
14:45Fortunately, I have other resources.
14:50A home away from home.
14:54A home away from home.
14:58Built in case Bruce Wayne and the Batman ever needed to go off the grid.
15:17Only 17 hours left.
15:19Strange's antidote is concentrated.
15:21To get it to work over a large area, the antidote must be vaporized.
15:29Thermo charges.
15:34A lot of them. Wired to pick up the Batwave signal.
15:38Everything is ready.
16:19Let's go.
16:37Bruce Wayne. Gotham's White Knight. We'll see.
16:44All that's left is to transmit the signal.
16:46With that, I'll need to get to higher ground.
16:49I have one chance to save the city.
16:52No!
17:19No!
17:40Grab! Hold!
17:42Hurt! You!
17:45Mess! Ahead!
17:53Mess! Ahead!
18:12Mess! Ahead!
18:35Mess! Ahead!
18:37Strange may be a madman, but he's also a brilliant psychiatrist.
18:41He'll mess with your head.
18:47Robin and I were hit with Strange's antidote.
18:50Moments later, we were attacked.
18:53The air was safe to breathe.
18:55The chemical analysis shows nothing weird.
18:57There was no trace of toxin in Gordon's hair.
19:00Strange virtually sent me to the police station.
19:03As if he wanted me to get the antidote.
19:06But why?
19:07What if...
19:09What if this isn't the antidote?
19:12What if this is the toxin?
19:37Mess! Ahead!
19:47If this is a mistake, it's my last.
20:01No more Mess! Ahead!
20:07Mess! Ahead!
20:19You okay?
20:21That depends.
20:24Were you a zombie ten seconds ago?
20:28You were under Strange's influence the moment he spilled that vial and infected us.
20:32That's why he was moved upstairs to maximum security.
20:35Then there were no traces of the toxin in anything we tested.
20:38Because there was no toxin there.
20:41And when I captured Robin,
20:43doctors were able to take a sample of the real toxin from his tissues
20:46and quickly synthesize an antidote.
20:48Two more seconds and he would have delivered Strange's real toxin to the crowd.
20:53For future reference, there are easier ways to duck out of giving a speech.
20:57I was this close to hurting all the people I try to protect, Alfred.
21:01What if I'm not as lucky next time?
21:03If you'll forgive my saying so, luck had nothing to do with it.
21:07Even under a madman's influence and believing himself to be alone,
21:11the Batman fought his way to the truth.
21:13That's who he is.
21:15It's who you are.
21:17And now Gotham's very own white man,
21:21Batman.
21:23And now Gotham's very own white knight,
21:27Mr. Bruce Wayne.