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00:00Ah, there it is.
00:07Huh?
00:08Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid!
00:11Hey, stop right there!
00:14Huh?
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00:31Ah, oh.
00:34Oh.
00:35Oh, oh.
00:37Ah, oh.
00:40Ha, ha, smooth move, Colonel Klutz.
00:45Alarm on the cabinet, go right in the hall, door is locked, watch the bucket.
00:49What are you talking about?
00:54Whoops. Hold on a minute, cowboy.
01:16Hey! Stop right there!
01:29Smooth move, Colonel Klutz.
02:29Last level! Come on! Almost there!
02:55I don't believe Master Dick has moved in the five days since you gave him his Christmas gift.
03:00I would have given him a book, but then he might have learned something.
03:03I am learning something. How to beat this game, Babs.
03:06Call me Babs again, and that controller's...
03:09Does anyone have any New Year's resolutions, Master Dick?
03:12I resolve to kick more butt.
03:14I resolve to leave more butts unkicked. Gotta leave some for Robin.
03:18Har har.
03:20How about you, Master Bruce? Any resolutions?
03:23Same as every year. Do my part to help Gotham City.
03:34Blast. And I resolve to finally have this old clock repaired.
03:38I got him down to half strength. I owe you, Drakus.
03:44Bat wave. Let's move.
03:46Now?
03:55Another robbery at the chemical lab. This time at Gotham University.
03:59Third one this week.
04:00Same perp?
04:01Mm-hmm. And I doubt he's done. Let's split up.
04:04We can cover more ground if we each stake out a different lab.
04:12Report in.
04:14Nada. Zip.
04:15How about you, Robin?
04:17All clear. I said I wanted to kick butt, not freeze mine off.
04:29I've spotted our man.
04:42Bingo.
04:49Ah, the Batman. I knew it was a matter of time before you showed up.
04:53Then you know what's gonna happen next.
04:55You try to stop me and fail.
05:03Okay, okay. Let's try this again.
05:09I knew it was a matter of time before you showed up.
05:12You try to stop me and fail.
05:21Oh yeah, that hurts.
05:25You try to stop me and fail.
05:29Whoops. Missed me.
05:32I'm quicker than you look.
05:43Ah-ha.
05:51Lights out.
05:53Huh?
05:56Ah, typical.
06:00Try this one.
06:11It's been a barrel of laughs, Batman.
06:14Oh, that's terrible.
06:17Better luck next time, Batman.
06:36Let's look for a match.
06:39I know this doesn't make sense, but the whole thing seemed staged.
06:44Like he knew exactly what was going to happen.
06:46Whatever helps you sleep at night.
07:01It's almost done, Beth.
07:03They stole you and Matt away from me, but soon they'll pay.
07:15It's okay, Matt. It's okay. Daddy's here.
07:24How are we gonna pay all these bills?
07:28Don't worry, honey. We'll get through this.
07:32For once, I'm gonna make things right.
07:50Goodnight.
07:51Goodnight.
08:11For once, I'm gonna make things right.
08:17Idiot.
08:32Huh?
08:50Gas leak.
08:54Run!
09:05I can't do anything right.
09:11Francis Gray was paroled last month after spending 17 years in prison.
09:15That's a long time to be away from your family.
09:18Apparently they thought so, too.
09:20His wife left him while he was in prison. He didn't see her or Matthew again.
09:26Trying to set the time on your VCR?
09:28The atomic clocks in the cave and my suit should keep perfect synchronized time.
09:32Yet there's a discrepancy of several seconds between the two. Strange.
09:37Uh, I hate being late, too, but shouldn't we be more concerned with what Francis has planned with the chemicals?
09:43Gray has most of the base components to make radium trichloromethate.
09:47I'm guessing that's not the secret ingredient in Alfred's eggnog.
09:50It's a deadly poison gas. He needs one more component, and there's only one place in Gotham he can get it.
10:11You okay, Bats?
10:13It's nothing. It's just a sudden sense of déjà vu.
10:17Déjà what?
10:19It's a French term describing when you feel like you've experienced a situation before.
10:23Robin, by the way, is French for duh.
10:31Why is it deadly chemicals are always green? Why can't they ever be pink?
10:38You're going back to the big house.
10:41This time for good, Francis.
10:43You know who I am. Then you know that my prison sentence was totally unfair.
10:47You committed a crime.
10:49I took a watch. Everything else was an accident. For that, they put me away for 17 years.
10:55You make one little mistake, and you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
11:01How'd you do that?
11:03I don't know. We've had this conversation before.
11:06But that's impossible, isn't it? Unless...
11:09Time. You can manipulate time.
11:12And in such a way, you're the only one aware you've experienced the previous moment.
11:17It explains the atomic clock discrepancy. The déjà vu.
11:20Very good, Batman. It's easy to become obsessed with time when that's all you have.
11:27It was all I could think of when I was in prison. All the time that was stolen from me.
11:31And when it became my job to fix all the guards' clocks, I was suddenly surrounded by it.
11:36Seconds. Minutes. Hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years.
11:40I was so obsessed with the time I was losing, I began to actually see it unravel before me.
11:50I thought I was going mad.
11:55Ah! Stop!
12:02Huh?
12:07Uh...
12:27Huh?
12:28I could turn back time.
12:32I spent every day of the next fifteen years working on it.
12:36One second became five seconds. Then ten. Then twenty.
12:45I wanted to go back twenty years before any of this happened.
12:51But all I got was twenty seconds.
12:54I can't get my time back, but I can punish the city for taking it.
12:59Do you know what time it is now?
13:01Time to kick my sorry butt?
13:07To you, this is all happening for the first time. But we've already had this fight. Eight. No, nine. Nine times.
13:18Left hook. Right jab. Spin kick. Flying kick from Batgirl.
13:24Left. Right. Right, right, left. Right, right. Left, right. Left, left, right, kick.
13:31That was fun. Thanks for playing.
13:34Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make sure that Gotham rings in the new year with a bang.
13:54I don't care if he's Father Time himself. He is not outrunning us in that.
14:14It's his power. That's how he's outrunning us.
14:17It's like a video game. He can play the same level over and over again, memorizing every move until he wins.
14:23So everything is a do-over, including our memory. Then this could be the tenth time we've had this conversation.
14:30Whoa. Brain hurt.
14:47I'm circling back to Eighth Street to try and cut him off.
14:55This'll be fun.
15:00I got him.
15:18Here we go.
15:22Not good.
15:47Whoa.
15:58So how do we stop someone who knows what we're gonna do before we do?
16:02Deja vu again?
16:04It seems to grow stronger each time I face off against Gray.
16:07Then any sense of what he's gonna do next?
16:10He said he wanted Gotham to ring in the new year with a bang.
16:14Tonight's New Year's Eve celebration in Gotham Times Square.
16:18And thousands of people to hit with his poison gas.
16:21Gotham Square's already filled with revelers. An evacuation would only cause panic.
16:26We have to find the device before it goes off.
16:34Wait. I have a special mission for you.
16:44Gotham will only understand how precious their time is after it's taken away.
16:49Hello, Batman.
16:52I suppose we've been through all this before.
16:55If it matters, you did catch me off guard. But that only works the first time.
17:03The New Year's ball. That's where you've hidden the device.
17:07And when it reaches zero, this city pays for what they took from me.
17:14Only one minute to midnight, Batman.
17:25Ice tribe, Batman.
17:28Oh, I did not just say that. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I got it.
17:32Ice pellet. That's cold, Batman.
17:36Okay, so I'm not so good with quips.
17:38You're deja vu telling me you're not good with quips?
17:41You're deja vu telling you how this fight ends?
17:44Yeah. Not well.
17:46Then let's hope Batgirl gets here soon with plan B.
17:49Time's up.
17:51Please.
17:55You can't stop me. It's fate.
17:58I don't believe in fate. I believe in choice.
18:12You and your little toys. It's adorable, really.
18:25He can mess with time, but he can't be in two places at once.
18:42Ah!
18:49I totally saw that coming.
18:53Don't make all these innocent people suffer.
18:56But I was innocent, too, Batman. Where was my justice?
19:00You made a choice 18 years ago, and you have to live with the consequences.
19:04Don't make another mistake.
19:07I don't make mistakes, Batman. Not anymore.
19:17Let's try that again.
19:21Left jab.
19:26How are you doing that?
19:28Call it deja vu.
19:36Huh.
19:50Batman! Had a bit of trouble tracking him down, but...
20:01It's not too late to make the right choice, Francis.
20:05Dad?
20:07What are you doing?
20:09Huh? Matt?
20:11Get out of here!
20:13Four, three, two, one!
20:18No!
20:42Dad!
20:45My son! No!
21:01No!
21:15It's not too late to make the right choice, Francis.
21:31How about you, Master Bruce? Any resolutions?
21:34Same as every year. Do my part to help Gotham City.
21:38All set, Mr. Pennyworth.
21:41You're a miracle worker, Mr. Gray.
21:44Sure you won't join us for some eggnog?
21:48No, thanks, Mr. Wayne. I have my own family to get home to.
21:56All done here, son. Let's get going.
22:01Dad!
22:10Dad!
22:40Dad!