Entertainment090
  • 5 months ago
Hindi Comedy
Transcript
00:00You've gone to look for her?
00:01Here, you tell me.
00:03Jai Shree, there's something special today.
00:05But why did they go out?
00:07I told you that no one should know that we're here.
00:10Yes, but...
00:10Then no one will know.
00:12Himanshu!
00:14Why don't you find my Himanshu, Inspector?
00:17Because I'm not an inspector.
00:19I'm the Superintendent of this jail.
00:20Look, this is a ladies' jail.
00:22And if you want to find your missing person,
00:24you should've gone to a nearby police station.
00:26Why did you come here?
00:28Because he's near the house.
00:29He crossed the road and reached here.
00:31I see you every day.
00:33I won't find Himanshu.
00:35I won't find Himanshu.
00:38I'll jump out of here and kill myself.
00:50Now you must be wondering
00:52how the cruel king of Pan-Turkistan
00:54will destroy the world.
00:55Right?
00:56No.
00:59I'm sure you've heard of the world-renowned scientist
01:02Shrikant Makhanwala.
01:04No.
01:06Do you know what a missile is?
01:11No?
01:12No, no, we know.
01:14We've eaten missiles many times.
01:18No missile.
01:19It's a golden missile, isn't it?
01:21Missile.
01:22Let's do it.
01:23Missile.
01:24Missile.
01:25Missile.
01:26Missile.
01:27Missile.
01:28Yes, yes.
01:30Missile means a type of weapon.
01:34Yes, yes.
01:34I used to wear it in my wedding procession.
01:37So the scientist, Mr. Makhanwala,
01:41he invented a robo-missile.
01:47It can walk, fly, swim.
01:50It can rain fire and bullets.
01:52It becomes invisible.
01:53And it spreads a dangerous gas
01:57which can kill the population.
01:59I see.
02:00Uncle Manilal.
02:02Yes.
02:04Is Uncle Manilal a robot?
02:05No, no, no.
02:07But he spreads a gas
02:10that everyone starts running.
02:13Forget the gas.
02:14Uncle Manilal is a robot.
02:16Please, please.
02:17Listen to me.
02:24Okay, I'm sorry.
02:25I'm really sorry.
02:26Okay, okay.
02:27Sorry, Mulan.
02:28Tell us.
02:29Tell us.
02:30So in Paanthukistan,
02:31our scientist, Mr. Makhanwala,
02:34is in the custody of this cruel emperor.
02:36Is that clear?
02:37Very good.
02:38Now if the scientist makes a lot of bio-robots
02:40to save his life and gives them to this emperor,
02:44then what harm can this emperor do to the world?
02:46Think about it.
02:47Oh, I see.
02:50Now I understand.
02:51Father, take the cauliflower.
02:52Yes, give it to me.
02:55I don't want to eat it.
02:58So you want Brother Praful to go to Paanthukistan
03:02in the guise of a king,
03:04sit in the king's place,
03:06save the scientist,
03:08and bring India back.
03:10Is that right?
03:11Absolutely right.
03:12Yes.
03:13See?
03:14Please.
03:15Just be careful
03:16that no one should know
03:18where you are.
03:21Okay, tell me.
03:24Where is Himanshu missing?
03:26From head to toe.
03:28He's missing everywhere.
03:30He can't be here.
03:31That's right.
03:33Do you have a photo?
03:34Yes.
03:37Look at this.
03:38Himanshu.
03:40Someone took it the day after he was born.
03:42Then why are you showing me a two-day-old photo?
03:44Because he's been missing for two days, Inspector.
03:47He was kidnapped by the police.
03:51Oh, God.
03:52Please describe him.
03:54Have you seen the movie Lamhe?
03:55Yes.
03:56Himanshu looks like Anil Kapoor from Lamhe.
03:58Yes, yes.
04:01Does Himanshu look like that?
04:04Listen,
04:05the only difference is that
04:07Himanshu has a moustache.
04:09Anil Kapoor also has a moustache.
04:11Is that so?
04:14Does Himanshu look like that?
04:15No, no.
04:16He looks like someone
04:18gave a moustache to Anil Kapoor from Lamhe.
04:21I don't even recognize him.
04:22I've seen him 50 times.
04:23Not once did he give me a moustache.
04:25Wait a minute.
04:26On the day of Parminder's wedding,
04:28I made a sketch of Himanshu.
04:30Really?
04:31Yes.
04:32Do you want to see it?
04:33Thank you.
04:34Aunt Parminder, the sketch.
04:36Look at this.
04:37Himanshu.
04:40He looks like Jackie Shroff.
04:42There's a face behind this face.
04:44Ma'am,
04:45do you have a sketch
04:47in which the face
04:49has been removed?
04:50Yes, yes.
04:51Show me.
04:52Look at this.
04:54It's Sarah.
04:56Do you recognize her?
04:57What Sarah?
04:58Some video.
04:59Some message.
05:00There must be something.
05:02There's a video message.
05:05Look at this.
05:07First he asked for a photo.
05:08Now a video.
05:09Dear Parminder,
05:11I'm lost in this resort.
05:14Behind my brother Dhan Shuklal's house
05:16is U.B.I. 92.
05:18Don't try to find me
05:20in front of Gorai Beach.
05:22I won't meet you.
05:23Get lost.
05:24Understood?
05:25Inspector,
05:26will you find my Himanshu now?
05:27Yes.
05:28Or should I give you the address?
05:29I don't think so.
05:30Minister,
05:31send Rani Gulkanda to London.
05:32Otherwise,
05:33I'll break your neck.
05:34Come on.
05:35Now act like a king.
05:38Minister,
05:40send Rani Gulkanda to London.
05:42London.
05:43Otherwise,
05:44I'll break your neck.
05:45Neck.
05:46World best.
05:47Chothe Khan.
05:49What are you doing?
05:51Did you see?
05:52Be a little arrogant.
05:54The king there
05:55threatens to speak.
05:56Brother-in-law threatened me.
05:58He said,
05:59I'll break your neck.
06:00Neck.
06:01I'll break your neck.
06:02Neck.
06:03This is not a soap ad
06:05that I have lemon in my detergent.
06:07Lemon.
06:09That's enough.
06:11Chapla.
06:12Chapla?
06:13T.I.A.
06:14Chabu.
06:15Go.
06:17What is it?
06:18What is it, Brother Praful?
06:20Acting is a left hand job.
06:22Right hand.
06:23And then,
06:24Daffod,
06:25you said
06:26that we have to make the people there realize
06:28that Brother Praful is the real king.
06:30Yes.
06:31We'll say a few dialogues less.
06:32Then?
06:33Tell us
06:34how we have to get in there.
06:35You'll go there
06:36as documentary filmmakers
06:37to see
06:38how great
06:39Paan Thokistan is.
06:40And soon,
06:41you'll bring our scientist
06:42back to India.
06:43I'll do that.
06:44Yes, champion.
06:45But who will teach
06:46the rest
06:47what to be,
06:48how to behave?
06:57Hello.
06:58How are?
06:59I have to eat and go.
07:00Farah.
07:11Do you remember?
07:12I'm here.
07:13Here I am.
07:14Sit down and eat.
07:16I'm eating, son.
07:17I'm eating.
07:18I'm here, dear.
07:20I'm coming, Farah.
07:21I'm coming.
07:22You knew
07:23you had to teach these people.
07:24Why didn't you tell us?
07:26If I had told you,
07:27would you have come?
07:28Not at all.
07:33It's all of you.
07:34Go to Akoch.
07:35You are going to do
07:36a very dangerous job.
07:38But if you succeed in this,
07:40the whole world
07:41will be in peace.
07:43That's why
07:44for God's sake,
07:45show some maturity.
07:47What?
07:48What do you mean by maturity?
07:50Maturity, Ansa.
07:51It's started.
07:52Our Ms. D'Souza.
07:53Yes.
07:54Remember?
07:55When people accused her
07:56of being a thief, a gambler,
07:57and a drunkard
07:58in her youth,
07:59what did she say?
08:00Yes.
08:01She said,
08:02I was not a gambler
08:03or a drunkard
08:04in my youth.
08:06I was just a thief.
08:07I was a thief.
08:09I was a thief.
08:11I was a thief.
08:12Maturity.
08:13Maturity.
08:14Maturity.
08:16Okay.
08:17Maturity.
08:19Come here.
08:20I'm coming, brother.
08:21I'm coming.
08:23I can't do this.
08:24Last time,
08:25I had to come to two MRIs.
08:27What does MRI mean?
08:28Big sister.
08:30The ones who don't live in India.
08:31Those MRIs.
08:32Okay.
08:34That's it.
08:35I can't do this.
08:36I'm going.
08:37Bye.
08:38Wait.
08:39What is it?
08:40Farah.
08:42You can use
08:43as many English words
08:44as you want.
08:45For example,
08:46Babuji go to hell.
08:47Hansa will not ask you the meaning.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:49I swear on my life.
08:50Oh, my God.
08:52You are the director
08:53of this documentary.
08:54Director.
08:55And this Hansa,
08:56yes.
08:57She will do
08:58the interrogation
08:59from the emperor.
09:00Yes.
09:01Interviewer.
09:02Anchor.
09:03Let's go, brother.
09:04Host.
09:05Master of ceremonies.
09:06Yes, please.
09:07Hey, Himanshu.
09:08Are you ready?
09:09Yes.
09:10Remember what Kushal
09:11said?
09:12You will go there
09:13as Hansa.
09:14And as soon as you get
09:15the chance,
09:16you will make the emperor
09:17unconscious
09:18by giving him
09:19a drug.
09:20But remember one thing.
09:21This minister
09:22is more dangerous
09:23than the emperor
09:24and on top of that
09:25he is cunning
09:26and suspicious.
09:27Be careful.
09:29You did it, right?
09:30Yes.
09:31Yes.
09:32Let's go.
09:33Hey, old man.
09:34What do you want to do?
09:35Go.
09:36Go.
09:37Hey, Farah.
09:38Hey.
09:39Hey.