Hindi Comedy
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00:00He's unconscious.
00:14Yes, Kushal.
00:15Jai Shree.
00:16Is everything ready?
00:17Yes, yes.
00:18We will take him away in our ambulances as soon as Shankar is unconscious.
00:20All three ambulances are ready.
00:21And listen.
00:22Give him some rabri.
00:24Yes, yes.
00:25Doodh Daya.
00:27Doodh Daya.
00:29What is Doodh Daya?
00:30Datesana.
00:32Cut up.
00:33I mean, action.
00:35So tell me.
00:36Why didn't you make a toilet for the people of Panthukistan?
00:40Lies.
00:41Absolutely lies.
00:42I had promised that there would be a toilet for every citizen of Panthukistan.
00:48So look.
00:50A toilet for every citizen.
00:52Only one.
00:54Without water.
00:55Look.
00:56Come on.
00:59Back.
01:00Back.
01:02Yes, so my second question.
01:05Emperor.
01:06Why did these people die waiting for the bus at the bus stop?
01:12Why die?
01:13Why didn't you send the bus, emperor?
01:15False accusation.
01:16This is a false accusation.
01:19After making this bus stop, I asked all of them.
01:22Do you want anything else other than this bus stop?
01:26So these people told me.
01:28Bus.
01:29Bus.
01:32Emperor.
01:33What they meant was a moving bus.
01:36Moving.
01:37Pong pong.
01:38Moving bus.
01:40Tulsidas.
01:41Should I break your neck?
01:43No, no.
01:44What is it?
01:45They didn't say moving bus.
01:47And they didn't say pong pong with their hands.
01:50Ask them.
01:51This is the second donkey.
01:53Okay.
01:54So my third question.
01:55Donkey.
01:56Donkey.
02:00Emperor.
02:01Before asking my third question.
02:04Hold this.
02:06You eat the donkey of Himanshu.
02:11Himanshu.
02:12Himanshu.
02:13Where are.
02:14Coming.
02:15Come.
02:20Go.
02:21My dialogue is still remaining.
02:24Emperor.
02:25Eat the donkey.
02:26You will become unconscious.
02:29Conscious.
02:30You will become unconscious.
02:32Kushal.
02:33Bring the ambulance.
02:37Go.
02:38Catch him.
02:39Leave me.
02:40Or I will break your neck.
02:42Why not?
02:43Hey.
02:45Who took the emperor?
02:47Kushal Duffer is standing there.
02:50Jaisuri.
02:51Jaisuri.
02:52Emperor went with someone else.
02:54Without eating the donkey.
02:56I am done.
02:58I am left.
02:59Himanshu.
03:00You take Hansa and go to the outhouse.
03:02Give me the donkey.
03:03Babuji.
03:04You come with me.
03:05And see my plan.
03:10Emperor.
03:11Long live.
03:13Emperor.
03:14Long live.
03:15Emperor.
03:16Long live.
03:17Emperor.
03:18Long live.
03:20Brother Raful.
03:21Are you ready?
03:22Listen.
03:23Emperor is safe.
03:25The thing is.
03:26Emperor was hurt badly.
03:28That's why he went to relieve himself.
03:30Yes.
03:32Brother Raful.
03:33Don't say yes.
03:35Come on.
03:36Emperor.
03:37Emperor.
03:38We are trying since long.
03:39Since 1988.
03:40Now listen to our plea.
03:42Announce it.
03:43Announce it.
03:45Jaisuri.
03:46Say it loudly.
03:49After 10 minutes.
03:51After 10 minutes.
03:53We will kiss everyone one by one.
03:57We will kiss everyone one by one.
04:02Kiss everyone?
04:03I didn't even shave.
04:05Emperor is saying.
04:07We will kiss everyone one by one.
04:11Emperor.
04:12Long live.
04:13Emperor.
04:14Long live.
04:15Bantu.
04:16Long live.
04:17Emperor.
04:18Long live.
04:19Bantu.
04:20Jaisuri.
04:21Hello father.
04:22Are you alive?
04:23Does anyone leave his father-in-law alone like this?
04:25How many times have I done this father?
04:27Jaisuri.
04:28Emperor.
04:30Emperor has gone somewhere.
04:31First we have to get rid of the minister.
04:33After that we will take the scientist and go back to India.
04:36Yes.
04:37But Jaisuri.
04:42We will hand over the minister to Kushal.
04:45Jaisuri.
04:46The cup is empty.
04:47There is water in it father.
04:50It won't fill on its own.
04:52Father doesn't know anything.
04:55Hansa.
04:56The minister is not in the cup.
04:58Oh no.
04:59The minister is gone.
05:00He ran away Hansa sister-in-law.
05:02Yes.
05:03He must have gone to the bathroom.
05:05This is the bathroom Hansa.
05:07Come on. Come on.
05:08Pick up the phone Jaisuri sister-in-law.
05:10Hello.
05:11Father.
05:12This is Kushal's fourth call.
05:14Father.
05:15Brother Praful.
05:16Both of you come with me.
05:17Yes.
05:18I am there.
05:19I am not there.
05:20Sister-in-law.
05:21What should we do now?
05:22We will go shopping.
05:25Then no one will know.
05:27First of all we will take the victory of hanging.
05:30Father's vote is also coming.
05:32Hello Jaisuri sister-in-law.
05:33This is Kushal speaking.
05:34Yes Kushal.
05:35Tell me.
05:36The news is that they are telling some international conspiracy behind the kidnapping of the emperor.
05:39You take Praful and send the emperor immediately.
05:41I have already made brother Praful the emperor.
05:43And the public too.
05:44Very good. Very good.
05:45So through Praful find out where these people have hidden the scientist.
05:49Because we have to leave India today with the scientist.
05:52And that Zafran and Zarda.
05:53I have taken them to meet Praful that is the fake emperor.
05:56Yes brother.
05:57They are in front.
05:58Keep the phone.
05:59Emperor.
06:00Did you call us emperor?
06:02Yes.
06:03Yes.
06:04I called.
06:05Who are you?
06:06Tell me.
06:07You should have known about the scientist Shrikant Makhanwala.
06:12Yes.
06:13Yes.
06:15How is he?
06:17Where is he?
06:19Ask this emperor.
06:20Where is he?
06:21Only the emperor knows this.
06:23Oh lord.
06:24Only the emperor knows where the scientist is.
06:28Isn't it super emperor?
06:29Yes.
06:30So the emperor doesn't know that where the emperor has hidden the scientist.
06:36Isn't it emperor?
06:37Yes.
06:38That is why you should have told me.
06:41Yes.
06:42If only the emperor knows where the scientist is then how will we get information from
06:47emperor?
06:48Isn't it super emperor?
06:49Long live emperor.
06:50The court is waiting for you emperor.
06:52Very good.
06:53You should do.
06:54Go.
06:55You stupid.
06:56What did you say?
06:59Emperor go.
07:02Super emperor.
07:04Super Chainsaw.
07:05I'll come by myself.
07:07So Ranza Devi...
07:08come with us.
07:11Come on.
07:11Yes, come.
07:12Come on, Chainsaw.
07:13Let's go to the court.
07:15Hey, police.
07:16In the meantime, you find out where Chainsaw is.
07:18No one will know.
07:20Come on, Chainsaw.
07:21Where is the court?
07:22I don't know how to ride a cycle.
07:23Chainsaw... why were you so different from Chainsaw?
07:28I'll go and find out.
07:29Let's go.
07:32Chainsaw...
07:33Long live the Emperor!
07:39Emperor, food and drink with the court.
07:55Let me go!
07:56The coconut seller has come with the coconut.
07:58Give me two of the malai ones.
07:59Three.
08:00Mine too.
08:01Okay.
08:01Let me go!
08:02This man has made my life hell!
08:05Emperor, give the order.
08:07If you want, I'll cut his throat.
08:09Oh no!
08:10Then how will the poor man eat without his mouth?
08:13Like this, in his throat?
08:15Like this?
08:16Food?
08:16Yes.
08:17One should have food to eat, sister.
08:19I see.
08:22To buy flour,
08:23we have to stand in a queue for ten days.
08:26Oh no!
08:27You have to stand?
08:28Then why don't you people sit in a queue for ten days?
08:34With a sofa?
08:35You can't buy flour just by standing, Gokaldas.
08:37You're talking about sitting?
08:39Yes.
08:40Some people
08:41die before they buy flour.
08:43I see.
08:44It's best.
08:45If you died after buying flour,
08:47the flour would have been ruined, right?
08:50Oh yes.
08:51The money wouldn't have fallen on the ground.
08:54Sister Hamsa.
08:55Yes.
08:56For four days,
08:57I haven't lit a stove in my house for four days.
09:00What's so special about it?
09:03I haven't lit a stove in my house for 40 years.
09:08Now, make a big request.
09:11What do you want to eat today?
09:13Nothing.
09:14Then give me 2000 rupees for that.
09:18Excuse me.
09:19Excuse me.
09:20Tell me, what do you want?
09:20Crow biryani, crow kebab, crow tikka?
09:23Have you seen this Indian scientist?
09:27No, I haven't.
09:28Crow biryani, crow kebab, crow tikka?
09:32Excuse me.
09:34Excuse me.
09:34What is it?
09:35Have you seen him?
09:37Even you haven't seen him.
09:38Because you've held the photo upside down.
09:40Straighten it.
09:41Oh.