• 3 months ago
Hindi Comedy
Transcript
00:00I am the creator of this documentary.
00:02Producer.
00:03You have to act as a very attractive producer.
00:06Go.
00:07Farah, there is a small problem.
00:10Small?
00:10I don't know how to act.
00:13Yes.
00:14So what happened, sir?
00:16You can learn from my profile.
00:19Yes.
00:20Profile?
00:21Yes.
00:21You know how to act in profile?
00:22Yes.
00:24He acts very well in profile.
00:28Profile.
00:29You act as a harmonium player.
00:32Yes.
00:34Farah.
00:35Farah.
00:36Act as a harmonium player.
00:37Look at me carefully.
00:43Super kid.
00:46You..
00:47Wow.
00:48Raghav.
00:49Does anyone play harmonium like this?
00:52Yes.
00:53Harmonium is played like this.
00:55Yes.
00:55But Farah is riding a scooter right now.
00:57Yes.
00:58He will ride a scooter like this.
01:00He won't ride like this.
01:02He will ride like this.
01:04Farah.
01:05Use your brain at least once.
01:081 day at a time.
01:11Action.
01:14Hello.
01:15How are you, Shahenshah?
01:17My first question.
01:18In your beautiful country,
01:20didn't you build a toilet?
01:22Oh.
01:23Is a toilet like this?
01:25Yes.
01:26Do you have to pay everyone
01:28to use this private limited toilet?
01:32Yes.
01:32What is..
01:33Cut.
01:34Why did you say cut?
01:35You were doing well for the first time.
01:37But the dialogue you just said
01:38has less emotions.
01:40Okay.
01:40Ask your question
01:42to your sister-in-law Hansa
01:43with all your heart.
01:45Yes.
01:45So Hansa.
01:47Do one thing.
01:48Bring some more emotions.
01:49I mean bring those feelings.
01:51Like..
01:51Like..
01:53Why?
01:54Why?
01:56Why?
01:59Who?
02:01Who gave this world
02:05the right to insult
02:08your beautiful country
02:11by making false accusations?
02:16Who?
02:17I don't know.
02:19Give me your hand.
02:20Yes.
02:23Who?
02:24Who?
02:27Super.
02:28Super.
02:32Cut.
02:34I will shoot everyone.
02:37What is going on?
02:38Do you have any idea
02:39how dangerous this mission is?
02:41No.
02:43Oh.
02:44Still listen.
02:45Praful, sit there.
02:46Sit.
02:47Himanshu, you stand there.
02:48Shut up.
02:48Sir, you go home.
02:50Praful,
02:51now you will act like a king.
02:53Show me.
02:59Jayshree,
03:00I will go home and clean the house.
03:03You can clean the house later.
03:04I am very scared, Jayshree.
03:06Will this Praful
03:08be able to take the king's place or not?
03:11What if we get caught?
03:13Sir,
03:14there is noriol water in this noriol.
03:17Yes.
03:17So did you want tap water?
03:20I wanted lemon water.
03:22You bring lemon water.
03:23Go.
03:23Brother-in-law,
03:24till then you act like a king.
03:27Anyone will believe that you are a king.
03:29One more.
03:32One minute.
03:33Sir, Hansa, Praful, Himanshu.
03:36What happened?
03:36They have come here.
03:38Who?
03:38Parminder.
03:39Yes.
03:40Oh.
03:41So Parminder must be with them.
03:42You didn't give the address of this place,
03:44you moustached Hansa.
03:46No.
03:46I had sent a direct video message of this place.
03:49Then who gave the address of this place?
03:53One of us has given the address, Hansa.
03:55Traitor.
03:57Some white-haired rabbit.
03:59Shut up, both of you.
04:01One minute.
04:03I have a world-best idea to confuse them.
04:06Really?
04:07Himanshu.
04:08They have come.
04:09Himanshu.
04:09Hansa, you too.
04:10Jump.
04:11Himanshu.
04:12No, I mean with the dialogue.
04:14Himanshu.
04:20What happened to my Himanshu?
04:22Himanshu and my Praful are trapped.
04:27Look, I have become a widow.
04:29Oh, God.
04:31Me too.
04:32Yes, dear.
04:34I think they will speak at any time.
04:37Yes, but they won't speak.
04:38Why?
04:39Because Joy Sri has forbidden it.
04:42Hansa.
04:44They won't speak because they are trapped.
04:47Really?
04:49But how did this happen, Hansa?
04:53I don't know.
04:55Himanshu and Praful must know it.
04:58Himanshu.
04:59Praful.
05:01Show them how to swim.
05:03Yes, Himanshu, show them.
05:05Come on, show them.
05:07Yes, let's go.
05:08Look, Parminder.
05:10Look, how they are having fun in the water.
05:15Oh, God.
05:16They have agreed.
05:16Yes.
05:18What happened, Hansa and Praful?
05:20They had a heart attack.
05:22Me.
05:25And then they had a heart attack.
05:29I am tired.
05:31Be careful, Dora.
05:32Then they came here and drowned.
05:36Oh, God.
05:37Now who will take care of father?
05:41Me.
05:42I don't want to answer.
05:44They drowned.
05:46Parminder.
05:48I will give my life.
05:50I can't live without Himanshu.
05:53Oh, Parminder, if you die, with whom will I go to watch a movie?
05:56Parminder, don't die.
05:58If you die, even I won't be able to live.
06:00But Himanshu, you are a walker.
06:03A walker.
06:04Otherwise he will think that you are alive.
06:05Yes, Himanshu, you are a walker.
06:08Yes.
06:08That's why I will give my life.
06:10You will get bored alone.
06:11I will give you company.
06:12Yes, don't die.
06:14If you die, even I won't be able to live.
06:16Himanshu, you are a walker.
06:19Stop it.
06:21Father, let's tell them.
06:23Listen, this is a very big secret plan, Parminder.
06:28Himanshu.
06:29Tomorrow you will go to Pantukistan.
06:32Yes.
06:34So why don't we have a sweet union today?
06:40I have made all the preparations.
06:42And here, eight packets of sweet union.
06:46Paan masala.
06:57What happened?
06:58Asthma?
07:00No, Himanshu.
07:02My whole body is shivering.
07:06I feel a strange warmth in my whole body.
07:10I feel like I am locked in a room.
07:15Alone.
07:16That's what the COVID-19 isolation doctor said.
07:36What?
07:38Did you say something?
07:40No.
07:43Your lips are moving.
07:46Himanshu.
07:48When are my lips moving?
07:51It's time to make my lips meet my lips.
07:55Then do this.
07:58You will get a lip shot.
08:00Good morning.
08:02You are too much, Himanshu.
08:05Hello.
08:08You run so fast.
08:11We have reached the station.
08:13Himanshu, look at this.
08:15What does HP stand for?
08:17Hindustan Petroleum.
08:18No.
08:19Himachal Pradesh.
08:20No.
08:22Himanshu Parminder Buddhu.
08:25Yes, that is also possible.
08:27What did you bring for me?
08:29Do you remember?
08:31When we went to Switzerland, you ate Sev Batata Puri under Mount Titlis.
08:36Yes.
08:37And how the Sev was on my face.
08:40So to remove that, I gave you the lotion after eating the Sev.
08:45Which one?
08:46After Sev Lotion.
08:49Good morning, ma'am.
08:54Did you like it?
08:55Yes.