Fur Tv - 01x04 - Ita
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00:00Attention, this program is for adults and strong language, it may be full of violence and excess of flautolence, imagine a scene of explicit sex between human being and puppy that could be offensive.
01:00Cesarino, make your fucking brain work, just in case my shift ends in 4 hours.
01:06Listen to me, you fucking pussy, do you want to do it or not, this fucking order?
01:13I bet you'll take the painkiller with extra cheese.
01:19Yes!
01:20Two, number two, thirty-two for the bag at this table.
01:24Will you bring me a milkshake to throw it down?
01:26Sure, I'll try not to spit in it, okay?
01:30Why are we here? Spitting is an insult, the service is no less.
01:34There's something I like about this place, even if I don't understand what.
01:41What's wrong, old man?
01:42Every time I go to that place, I feel a strange sensation on my face.
01:46Tell me, do you feel like that every time you serve that waitress?
01:50Yes, fuck, I think I'm sick.
01:52Buddy, you're sick, but it's the most beautiful disease in the world.
01:56Are you in love?
01:58They're all pissed off, I'm telling you, buddy, it's just air.
02:02Edoardo, you can't keep such a thing inside you.
02:05When you realize you feel it so strongly, you have to let it go.
02:11That's not what I meant.
02:13Anyway, as a first thing, come back there tomorrow morning and tell her what you feel.
02:29THE END
02:33Well, you can forget that once I loved you.
02:36You ugly bastard!
02:38Today I'm taking all my things away, don't worry about me, you idiot.
02:42I'll take care of myself and I'll live very well without you.
02:45Ah, excuse me.
02:46What's wrong with being filthy?
02:48Well, if you're looking for a place to stay, we have a guest room.
02:53What do you want in return?
02:55Free food.
02:56Okay, I'll think about it.
02:58But we don't have a guest room.
03:12Oh, what a nice room.
03:17Do you want to stay naked like fucking statues?
03:20Don't worry about my stuff.
03:22He'll put himself in place once he's developed the legs.
03:27Here's the room.
03:29This was Marvin's room.
03:32Damn, from the smell you'd say there's a lot of blood in here.
03:38How would you describe what you feel?
03:40It's like they gave me fire to get insurance.
03:43Fuck.
03:44It's like a kind of wave that vibrates, a continuous movement as if it had butterflies in its stomach.
03:50Yes, and a lot of air, as if it had to flow.
03:53Well, yes, you've got the idea.
03:56How nice.
03:58There's nothing more romantic than a serenade to the object of your desires.
04:02Be brave and sing a song that comes from the bottom of your heart.
04:11Oh, fuck that shit, what's up now?
04:21Oh, yeah!
04:26Oh, hell no!
04:30Oh, hell no!
04:39So, how did it go?
04:42I don't know, he slammed the door in my face.
04:44You don't know, do you?
04:46Women are so mysterious.
04:49I'll tell you, handsome.
04:50He doesn't know what to do with a blue dick like me.
04:55Dear diary, I can't open you in my new room,
04:58so try to remember what I tell you.
05:01Well, it's been a great day.
05:03Ah, Marvin, can you pass me the aftershave, please?
05:06Sure, here it is.
05:07Thank you.
05:10As I was saying, what a day!
05:12The girl who always screams,
05:14has a tattoo of Eddie on her butt.
05:17What?
05:18It's true, boy.
05:19Look, I took a picture.
05:23Interesting.
05:24Marvin, did you take a picture of everyone
05:26while we were in the shower?
05:29Just someone.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Fuck, I don't understand.
05:34She wears your tattooed belt on her ass.
05:36Couldn't you hope for a bigger declaration of love?
05:39If she has a crush on me, Einstein,
05:41why does she attack me every time I go to the club?
05:44Eduardo, everyone expresses their love
05:46in the way they believe is subjective.
05:48Up, down, with a team of women
05:51tied to a rope,
05:53in the trunk of a transcontinental train,
05:55during a boring wedding,
05:57or at a funeral,
05:58and even at the racetrack.
06:00So, what should I do?
06:02Let nature do its course.
06:04What do you think of a movie?
06:14This is the most disgusting movie I've ever seen.
06:17What is there in this inconsiderate orgasm?
06:20I mean, a bunch of big idiots
06:23made a movie for another bunch of idiots watching it.
06:26One moment.
06:27You still don't know what's going to happen.
06:32Very funny.
06:38It's strange to be here with you.
06:40It reminds me of my ex.
06:45No.
06:47Really?
06:48Yes.
06:49Here.
06:50It's very strange for me too.
06:52When I'm close to you,
06:54I feel this strange sensation inside.
06:57Yes.
06:58Are you trying?
07:00Is it a staging to trap me?
07:02No, yes, I mean, I don't know.
07:05Why didn't you say it right away?
07:07Come on, let's do it.
07:10Ah.
07:12In the end, love always finds its way.
07:15Oh, yes!
07:17Oh, yes!
07:19Oh, yes!
07:20Oh, yes!
07:21Come on!
07:22Do you like it like this?
07:23Do you like it?
07:24Oh, yes!
07:25Oh, yes!
07:26Come on, you piece of shit!
07:28It's not over yet.
07:29What are you waiting for?
07:33Call me by my name!
07:35Call me by my name!
07:40Ah!
07:43Apples!
07:44Dear Ed,
07:45last night you helped me make a decision
07:48and now I understand
07:49that I don't want to see you anymore for a fuck's sake!
07:51With love, Apples.
07:52Apples!
07:54Apples!
07:57She's gone.
07:58Fuck, she's gone.
08:00Relax, have breakfast.
08:02Fuck off, friend.
08:03I mean, fuck off!
08:07Even this reminds me of her.
08:09Ah, do you want a hamburger?
08:11This is the last stomach ache bomb I eat.
08:14It's over, handsome.
08:16It's over.
08:18Lower your guard.
08:20You get closer to a woman and then boom!
08:23Here she is,
08:24striking your fucking heart
08:26with so many shoes and heels.
08:32Wow.
08:34Stay calm, this is all normal.
08:37Ed, you have to go.
08:39But where?
08:40Go, friend, now!
08:41Run to her and tell her you love her.
08:46Apples!
08:47I'm coming!
08:52What else could cause so much pain
08:55if not true love?
08:58Or...
09:00Uh-oh.
09:03Apples!
09:04Apples!
09:05I'm coming!
09:08Apples!
09:09What the fuck do you want from me, pussy?
09:11Apples, I...
09:13I love you.
09:15Oh?
09:16What are you saying, you ugly piece of shit?
09:19Do you really think I could fall in love with an asshole like you?
09:22I wouldn't even go out with you if I were you.
09:25I love you.
09:26I love you.
09:27I love you.
09:28I love you.
09:29I love you.
09:30I love you.
09:31I wouldn't even go out with you if I were you.
09:34You're the only one I care about!
09:36No!
09:38Anyway, you're not my type.
09:40I'm getting back together with my ex.
09:45Hi.
09:47I couldn't wait for you to come back.
09:49I missed you too, Ed.
09:52No!
10:02Love acts in the strangest of ways.
10:05It can shake you to the core.
10:08But it can also be the cause of food poisoning.
10:11Ed wasn't in love.
10:13He was just suffering from a strong meteor.
10:22Fuck it, I feel better.
10:32Fuck!
10:50And the winner, in contrast, and once again, DJ Philly!
10:59Thank you, guys.
11:02Thank you.
11:04Hey, Mr. Superstar DJ.
11:06I have a special request for you.
11:08What's on your mind?
11:11Sure, why not?
11:12Even if we'll have to reinforce the legs of the bed.
11:16People adore you, my friend.
11:18Thank you, Dwayne.
11:19You're in for a double shift this weekend.
11:21No problem.
11:22Can I put a name under yours and in the sign?
11:24Don't even ask.
11:25Of course you can.
11:26Of course you can.
11:27What was on your mind?
11:28DJ Yo-Yo.
11:29He's from Tokyo.
11:30He looks like a junkie.
11:32Tell him he can sleep at my place.
11:34In the meantime, the two of us, ugly little pigs,
11:37are going to my place.
11:41What strength!
11:43Don't get up from that bed, my little bird.
11:45I'll be back in a moment.
11:50Hey, guys.
11:51I wanted to let you know that soon we'll have a guest.
11:57Ah, Yo-Yo.
11:58I see you're already here.
12:01The guest is perfect for a talk show.
12:03I'm scared.
12:04Keep doing that.
12:05Guys, he's DJ Yo-Yo.
12:07He's from Japan.
12:08So don't worry.
12:09It's a completely normal thing.
12:11So, Yo-Yo, how did the trip go?
12:18That bastard will burn Origami in a matter of minutes.
12:21Calm down, Ed.
12:22You won't even notice he's coming out.
12:27Just a moment, Mr. Lemon.
12:31Yo-Yo, have you seen my...
12:33Oh, my gosh!
12:34What a mess!
12:36The room wasn't clean.
12:38I cleaned it.
12:40Oh, shit!
12:41What the fuck happened in the living room?
12:43Ah!
12:44We're in a hospital!
12:46Purity and harmony.
12:48Ed, Ed, calm down.
12:49It's very cool.
12:50It looks like a fucking iPod is inside.
12:53It's a fucking iPod!
12:55I think it's...
12:57cool.
13:02Can you tell me what this strange sound is?
13:05I'm working on some songs for tomorrow night.
13:08Do you want to try?
13:09A dish?
13:10That's too much.
13:12Can you borrow some rare vinyl from my collection?
13:15I don't need your stupid records.
13:18My music is all here.
13:20Wait, all the music for tonight?
13:22No.
13:23All the music in the world.
13:25Wow!
13:26How sexy!
13:31I'll be old-fashioned, but I like vinyl.
13:34I like touching it, announcing it.
13:36The way the light bounces on the tracks.
13:39What's so romantic about that soul-less soul?
13:42What do you say, Pastisina?
13:46Pastisina?
13:47Pastisina?
13:50I like this Kung-Fu shit a lot.
13:52It's so violent.
13:54We Brazilians are rather tolerant,
13:56but there's something about that idiot with the pajama hair
13:59that makes me want to break the old furniture,
14:01if only they were still there.
14:03Pizza!
14:06Who changed the TV?
14:07I put oil in it. It's high-tech.
14:10Beer!
14:17Put it on the pipe.
14:18You owe me, Mr. Yo-Yo.
14:30Guys, don't you understand that this Yo-Yo wants to buy your friendship?
14:34It's a bad thing.
14:35Beer! Beer! Beer!
14:38Beer! Beer! Beer!
14:47Beer!
14:48Beer!
14:49Beer!
14:50Beer!
14:51Beer!
14:52Hey, now it's my turn.
14:54Can we go again, friend?
14:55Look, people are going crazy for that guy.
14:58Yeah, but I'm the one with the title.
15:08Damn, that guy is really becoming a real bitch.
15:18Beer, you piece of shit, what's going on?
15:22Tell me, my friend, did you like it tonight?
15:26Fuck you, I'm out of here.
15:34What?
15:35Mr. Yo-Yo, I need new batteries for my...
15:37Oh, my.
15:38You remember the good old days, don't you?
15:47Oops.
15:50No, I'd say no.
15:52Okay, maybe they weren't great, but you, Eduardo,
15:55you certainly wouldn't have fallen for his tricks.
16:05I see that in this house I'm no longer welcome.
16:08Goodbye.
16:17Goodbye.
16:22Where did I go wrong? Where?
16:25I'm still the same.
16:27The others have changed.
16:39Here, have a drink.
16:41Wait, you're DJ Pini?
16:45Once upon a time...
16:47Matter of style.
16:49What happened to you?
16:51I fell into your same trap.
16:53Like everyone else.
16:54DJ Jackstyle,
16:56even Master G,
16:57that ugly bastard.
16:59Hey!
17:00You let yourself go, you're no longer successful,
17:03and you end up in the forget-me-not.
17:04Hey!
17:05I don't want to end up like this.
17:07DJ.
17:08You've done it.
17:12Oh, shit.
17:15How did we get to this?
17:18And to think that it only seems to me
17:20yesterday when I fell in love with the sweet sound of Oplatos.
17:29And if I had my old system here...
17:33Wait a minute.
17:39I have an idea.
17:46And the winner of tonight's debate is...
17:50DJ Yo-Yo!
17:59Stop, everyone.
18:01The war, my friends, is not over.
18:04Maybe I was yesterday's man,
18:06but it's all in the past.
18:08Today I'm here and I want to look at tomorrow.
18:11I'm talking about a future that is different from yours,
18:14it will be built on the greatness of yesterday,
18:17even if it will be realized in the present.
18:21I'm not taking this shit anymore.
18:23No.
18:31What the hell is that?
18:33These, my friend, are nothing but favela-style dishes.
18:37What does it connect to?
18:38It doesn't have to be connected,
18:40because it works thanks to dreams.
18:43And to top it all off,
18:44there is also a crank that needs to be turned.
18:46This is bullshit.
18:47Well, then your claim to be a S.A.W.
18:50is a declaration of war.
18:53Show me what you can do.
19:06It's your turn, dinosaur.
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