Fur Tv - 01x07 - Ita
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00:00Attention! This program has adult content, strong language, sex scene, gambling game and chilling images between human beings and pets.
00:30This program contains strong language, sex scene, gambling game and chilling images between human beings and pets.
01:00This program contains strong language, sex scene, gambling game and chilling images between human beings and pets.
01:30This program contains strong language, sex scene, gambling game and chilling images between human beings and pets.
02:00This program contains strong language, sex scene, gambling game and chilling images between human beings and pets.
02:30Do you realize that we are risking the money of the bar with the fight, right?
02:34Ah, fuck it!
02:36Yes!
02:38Sorry, handsome.
02:40Ok, the next one.
02:54Thank you, for the moment it can be enough.
02:57Yes!
03:01Oh!
03:15Oh, well.
03:21Friends, the chances are low and the probabilities decrease at every meeting.
03:26Can't you make them last longer, Ed? Try to play, put them at their age.
03:30I do what the fuck I want, handsome.
03:32The Xtreme Fucking Fighting Federation has decided to expel one of its fighters, the monstrous champion Illya the Killer.
03:40The Federation spokesman has stated that four deaths are acceptable, but it is inevitable to ask questions now that 28 of the Killer's opponents have been defeated.
03:49Dead! And another dead! I piss on the dead, yes!
03:56Whether he comes or not, the Killer has promised to continue fighting, both inside and outside the ring.
04:02He doesn't look like anyone to me.
04:04What do you mean? Do you think you can beat him?
04:06That fucking chick!
04:08I want to kill you now!
04:10He definitely looks like a psycho to me.
04:12What? That asshole? That kind of Russian dancer? I'll kill him!
04:17Friends, this was just the opportunity I was waiting for.
04:20Marvin, give me the phone. I think we're ready for the big moment.
04:26Tonight on Xtreme Fucking Fighting Channel, the fight we've all been waiting for!
04:36The champion!
04:39Illya the Killer!
04:43Against the challengers!
04:47Ted Tubbs!
04:50And Marvin J. Minky!
04:56Do you really think we can beat him, Ed?
04:58In a regular fucking fight.
05:00Come here!
05:02Listen, you piece of shit. When I give you the signal, you'll have to inject half a liter of this sedative to the Killer.
05:09This stuff also sleeps a rhinoceros.
05:11Ed, I can't tolerate the use of drugs in sports.
05:14Well, let's take a look at the scores.
05:17In any case, in this situation, we could also take a look at the result.
05:22For example, everything we have.
05:24Well, people, everyone expects that the two idiots are out.
05:30What the fuck? Maybe I should bend at 90 degrees and have him put me in the ass.
05:35What did you say, Ed?
05:36I said that maybe they think you'll let me put him in the ass.
05:40In the ass.
05:43Marvin!
05:45Fuck!
05:48Ed!
05:50Ed!
05:52Ed!
05:54The hair faces the skin!
05:57In this final fight, in the black corner, Illya the Killer!
06:04Come here!
06:07No!
06:08And in the white corner, it seems that there is only Marvin.
06:12Marvin, what the hell happened? Where did Ed end up?
06:15Ed had a lot of sleep, so he had to stretch a little.
06:20Where the fuck did Ed end up?
06:23Marvin, with a syringe full of sedatives in his hand?
06:26Is it possible that something went wrong?
06:29He dressed up as a superhero!
06:31What an asshole!
06:33Ed, we're ready for...
06:37THE FIGHT
06:39Oh, shit.
06:50I'm going to kill him!
06:54Wake up, wake up! You're just a bunch of refugees!
06:57We're about to lose all our money! You have to wake up!
07:07No!
07:20Wake up, moron! Don't you understand that Marvin has no chance of winning?
07:29I've never seen an opponent treat me like this!
07:32I can't hear anything anymore!
07:34Guys, what a mess!
07:43My head...
07:53Wait a minute, it's not over yet!
07:55Courage, Ed! Think of the money, think of the pain, think of Marvin for the misery!
08:02Fortune is about to turn!
08:04Fuck, I hope so!
08:07Get up and fight!
08:13Fuck you, I'll kill you!
08:17Fight, Ed!
08:20Oh, thank you!
08:25Incredible! Fat Ed is hitting his fan!
08:28No, no, no, no! I want to kill him!
08:30No, I'll kill him!
08:41And now you, you ugly piece of shit!
08:45No!
08:51It's a surprising result!
08:54The killer was defeated by a pair of unknown puppets!
08:58Fat Ed is what's left of Marvin, who isn't very...
09:06You know, I'm pretty sure it was Mahatma Gandhi who said,
09:10What satisfaction when a project has a good ending!
09:18The computers drive you crazy!
09:20You don't know what to do? Don't panic, guys, I'll help you!
09:24I can offer you a low-cost solution for all the problems related to technology!
09:30Hello?
09:31Solve everything, Ed?
09:32Yes, fuck!
09:33My fish is broken!
09:34All fucked up!
09:37What speed!
09:38Sure, I live a few fucking meters from here, what's the problem?
09:41The fish is broken, I'm afraid I lost all my love poems in Brazil!
09:46Computers can be a pain in the ass sometimes!
09:49How?
09:50Don't worry, I have a special tool!
09:53No, no...
09:55Found it!
10:04Try it now!
10:08It doesn't give a sign of life!
10:09As I thought!
10:11Fucked up!
10:12Yes, my tool is fast and effective!
10:14If you have problems with your MP3, fuck it, call me!
10:17What song do you say keeps getting stuck?
10:19Justin Timberlake!
10:20A real whore, I think!
10:24I'm getting confused on the table!
10:26Too many cables, too many pins!
10:28Don't try to play with me, you ugly piece of shit!
10:33Problem solved!
10:35Yes!
10:36I use advanced technology to repair electrical appliances that cause trouble!
10:42I'm waiting for your fucking calls!
10:44Well, the TV just blew up!
10:48I have a special solution for this kind of problem!
10:51Are you sure about what you're doing?
10:52Don't worry, I'm an expert!
11:04No, no, no!
11:10Ah, yes, it seems to work!
11:12Thank you, you're very good and...
11:15Thank you, it was a pleasure!
11:34Ok, my friend, you have what you need!
11:38Look, I'll show you what I'm capable of, little man!
11:42I see your 800...
11:45...and I relaunch with...
11:47...these!
11:53You say a lot of bullshit, Edward!
11:56Today, I'll show you what I'm capable of!
12:00You say a lot of bullshit, Edward!
12:03Today, I'll show you what I'm capable of!
12:12Well, guys, it was a nice game, but now I have to go!
12:19You don't move from here...
12:21...you ball of lard!
12:24It's unbearable, even the glasses are interesting!
12:27Lepino, did you know that in Rio the average temperature is 28°C?
12:31Ah, Rio, my beautiful Christmas city!
12:34But why does it take so long?
12:35I'm sure he paid the bill, now I have all my savings!
12:41And these would be all the fucking money you have?
12:45You're screwed, ball of lard!
12:48Unless...
12:49...you can't find another solution...
12:51...I manage a company that distributes DVDs...
12:54...I have a store full of films, immoral stuff, really dirty...
12:58...I sold them all to a Russian friend and now...
13:01...what I'm asking you...
13:04...is to deliver these keys...
13:06...and withdraw the money...
13:08...it's not complicated at all!
13:10I just have to withdraw the money, you say?
13:12Well, you can trust me!
13:14Very good!
13:15Ah, Edward, if something happens to the money...
13:18...you can be sure that they'll cut off your head with my hands!
13:24Do you know that in the middle of the day...
13:26...you can see the stars from the bottom of a well?
13:29Ed, you finally paid the bill!
13:32Not exactly, but I had these!
13:35Really? And what do we do with them?
13:37Do we burn them to get warm?
13:39What we have to do is deliver them to some fucking Russians...
13:42...in exchange for a suitcase full of money...
13:44...then we leave the country and live like fucking Navabbes!
13:48Ed, don't tell me it's another one of your plans...
13:51...to invoke a violent and psychopathic gangster...
13:53...known to be a gambling addict?
13:55Yes.
13:56Don't you think this operation could turn out to be risky?
13:59Fuck, it's true!
14:00It actually could!
14:02Marvy!
14:03Yes, yes!
14:05Fuck that fucking blue asshole!
14:08It's over for him!
14:10Whoever sets foot in that warehouse...
14:13...is fucked!
14:22Hey there, Russi!
14:25I've got the keys!
14:32We have to worry.
14:34Either take the money or kill him.
14:36In any case, it's in our best interest.
14:37Eddie! Eddie!
14:38I took the suitcase full of money!
14:40Fuck! You're alive!
14:42Listen, you don't have to tell anyone about the money, got it?
14:46Whoever asks you about the money, don't open your mouth, got it?
14:49Shut up, got it?
14:51Okay.
14:52Marvy, I want to take a picture of you.
14:54When I say go, you run with the suitcase.
14:58Okay.
14:59Go!
15:04Perfect.
15:06Hello, Esky?
15:08What the fuck were you thinking?
15:10It was a trap.
15:11As soon as I left the building, there was a guy out there.
15:14A little orange boy who stole my suitcase.
15:18Did you see his face?
15:20I was much smarter. I took a picture of him.
15:24Who were you talking to?
15:26Nobody.
15:27I'm coming!
15:29Where did Marvy go?
15:31Fuck it, I'll kill him!
15:33I'll take care of that fucking idiot.
15:40Marvy! Marvy!
15:43Money! Money! Money!
15:48Marvy!
15:50Hi, guys!
15:53What the fuck is this shit?
15:55It's not the porn I wanted.
15:57What the fuck?
15:59It's shit like me.
16:01It's a historical movie.
16:03It's shit, not porn.
16:05I know, I know.
16:07Yes.
16:08Marvy, where did you put that fucking money?
16:12This time I won't tell you.
16:14Tell me!
16:15Or I'll blow your head off and I'll eat what's left of it.
16:18I won't say a word.
16:20Marvy, do you remember that suitcase you shouldn't know anything about?
16:24Of course.
16:25It's not by chance you hid it.
16:27Is that so?
16:28Oh, yes, I hid it in...
16:30What an ogludah!
16:41Rio, I did it!
16:45Eddie?
16:46But where did I end up?
16:48Where's Marvy? Where's the money?
16:53Maybe that fucking orange shit is working for the Russians.
16:58Now we'll show you something. Look.
17:04It's not a porn. It's shit.
17:07This is a historical movie.
17:09Where's our money?
17:12I can't tell you.
17:13You know you're done, little orange monkey.
17:16Eddie said not to tell anyone about the big suitcase.
17:20We want that fucking money right now, got it?
17:27Hi!
17:38Ok, let's go.
17:40So, Marvy wasn't at the Russians' house.
17:43But what makes you think Mr. Esch would be willing to tell us what our friend did?
17:48Hey, look.
17:49Another disgusting refusal.
17:51Tell us everything you know.
17:53Ah, well, the Eiffel Tower is 15 centimeters higher.
17:57What the fuck are you saying?
17:59Tell me what you know about the money.
18:01Of course.
18:02The longest banknote ever issued is the 1000 pesos one.
18:05It's Filipino.
18:06Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
18:10Tell me, where the fuck did you put my fucking money?
18:14We have to do something to help.
18:17Yeah, but let's not rush things.
18:19Now!
18:21Think.
18:22How else can we know about the money?
18:27Do you want me to rip your other arm off too?
18:29No, I could use it for the car.
18:32Since you're having so much fun with this little kid,
18:35tell us what the man of the Stone Age has discovered.
18:39But...
18:40To answer, you have to use these nice buttons.
18:51Ah, the wheel.
18:52Stop. Don't try it.
18:54And the lighter?
18:59Oh, the equinox!
19:01Don't be afraid.
19:02Those money are mine.
19:07Ah! I found it! The...
19:09Fire!
19:22Oops!
19:23Marvin!
19:24Oh, Eddie! You came to save me!
19:27No, I came to kill you!
19:28Kill the devil you don't want to tell me where the money is!
19:31Our friend is visibly traumatized.
19:34Let me talk to him.
19:35Marvin, do you remember that suitcase full of money
19:38that you shouldn't have known anything about?
19:40Oh, yes!
19:41Then let's try to talk about it together, shall we?
19:44I put it here. I'm sure.
19:46I know I buried it next to a little... rabbit.
19:49Marvin, I'm sorry, but I have to tell you
19:52that I suspect that the rabbit might have moved.
19:55Here, rabbit! Mr. Rabbit!
19:57Come to me!
19:58I swear on my head that I'll kill him.
20:02But where is the rabbit?
20:04Oh, come on!
20:05I know it's going to be a long and cold night.
20:08Hey, Marvin, you stay here and light a fire.
20:11Eddie and I will try to find the rabbit.
20:14Come, little rabbit!
20:16Come, little fucking rabbit!
20:18Yeah!
20:24Well, we found the rabbit.
20:26And we also have a fire to warm up.
20:29It certainly won't be enough for tonight,
20:31but soon, when we have found the money,
20:34we will be able to roast under the scorching sun
20:36of the Copacabana beach,
20:38with that fog produced by the heat
20:40that makes the girls look like television.
20:42I can already feel the time.
20:43By the way, Marvin,
20:45how the hell did you manage to light a fire
20:47in the heart of these woods that are so humid?
20:50It was easy.
20:51Some twigs, some dry leaves,
20:53some pieces of paper, and then...
20:55And where did you find these pieces of paper?
20:59Oh, I'm sorry, but this is a secret.
21:04You drank the brain!
21:05You burned our money!
21:07I'll kill you, bitch!
21:15Grrrr!
21:35You're not getting out of here,
21:37ball of lard!