Fur Tv - Guida al metal di Fat Ed
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00:00Opening
00:01Metal
00:04Not everyone loves metal
00:06I DON'T CARE!
00:07Metal
00:11Metal is a real bomb, it works like this
00:14First you form
00:15Metal
00:26The more fucked up his name is, the more the band goes to the big one
00:29Because the name is fucked up, it must contain references to the cult of Satan, dead animals, fire, blood and lower intestinal parts.
00:37Metal is expressed in various forms. Industrial Metal.
00:41Scandinavian Metal.
00:44Progressive Vegetarian Greencore.
00:46Black Metal.
00:48Super Black Metal.
00:51And Lounge.
00:55Choose the most fucked up name you can!
00:59But if you're too fucked up to form a band, you can be a fan.
01:03In this case, you have to do three things.
01:05First, shake your head!
01:10Any head.
01:14Second, go wild jumping among the crowd.
01:19Hey, where's the crowd?
01:23Third, Pogo.
01:24In a nutshell, push.
01:26The order of the push-ups is perfect to get closer to the other fans and break their fucking heads!
01:38In Metal, there's only one rule.
01:40The volume has to be loud!
01:45More fucked up!
01:50More piece of shit!
01:53More fucked up!
01:56More piece of shit!
02:10Sorry.