Charlies Angels S04E05
Transcript
00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy, one
00:07in Los Angeles, one in San Francisco, the other in Boston.
00:16And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:22But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.
00:26My name is Charlie.
01:26Sharon, it's gorgeous.
01:35Wait till Scott gets a look at this on you.
01:37Yours will be just as beautiful.
01:39Oh, not quite.
01:41Take good care of this, will you?
01:42Oh, I will.
01:44And you, make sure that Scott doesn't see you in that.
01:46Not a chance.
01:47Oh, what a weekend it's gonna be.
01:50We'll do all the things we did on my 18th birthday, remember?
01:53Oh, no, not everything.
01:55I am not getting sick on champagne.
01:57Oh, remember, I fell down in front of that guy, the big guy on the high school football
02:01team.
02:02I'd forgotten that.
02:03And if Randy hadn't caught your arm, you would've looked great all over the rug.
02:13I'm sorry.
02:16How did Randy take it?
02:18He kept congratulating me, telling me that he wanted me to be happy.
02:23That skier of yours is such a great guy, he said.
02:26Well, am I?
02:29What other kind of guy could I fall in love with in one day?
02:32One glorious day.
02:37By the way, I had lunch with Randy today.
02:39Oh, Scott.
02:40No, no, we needed to talk.
02:43There were some things that needed to be said between us.
02:46You know, another situation I think he and I could become good friends.
02:50Am I lucky or am I lucky?
02:52Maybe a little of both.
02:53Listen, I've got to get back to the store now.
02:56I wanted to say goodbye to you.
02:58No, you didn't.
02:59You came here to get a look at my dress.
03:02Come on, Kelly, we'll walk him to the coffee.
03:04Okay.
03:05Why did you park way out here?
03:16Driveway's full of delivery vans.
03:17I could get near the house.
03:35You alright?
03:36Yeah.
03:37Kelly?
03:38Just because I'm not rich doesn't mean I'm gonna ruin the neighborhood.
03:46Are you sure you're all right? I'll get started.
03:49I'm fine.
04:06Can I speak to you?
04:08I mean professionally.
04:16Nearly being hit by a car running up on the curb doesn't sound like much of an accident to me.
04:25You say this isn't the first time something like this has happened?
04:28Well, two weeks ago there was a gas leak in Scott's apartment.
04:31What did the gas company say?
04:33Broken fitting.
04:34Which could have been the result of a simple malfunction.
04:37Well, then last week...
04:39He was in the stock room of the sporting goods store he runs.
04:43A cable broke on a weight machine he was demonstrating.
04:46250 pounds just missed his head.
04:49A cable broke on a new machine?
04:51Mm-hmm.
04:52Well, Bert, that's Scott's partner in the store, thinks that one of the stock boys assembled it incorrectly.
04:58Sharon, is it a good partnership?
05:01Oh, sure.
05:03Bert needs Scott.
05:05People come into the store just because they like the idea of buying from a former champion skier.
05:10What about competitors who have lost him in the past?
05:12No.
05:14Even the guy he was in business with up in Aspen, Dick Guzman.
05:18They went out of business angry, but not that angry.
05:24Sharon, there is another possibility.
05:26Maybe someone doesn't want Scott to marry you.
05:29Who?
05:30Oh, no, no, not Randy.
05:32Well, he did have trouble readjusting to civilian life after Vietnam.
05:36He was in a sanitarium, you told me that yourself.
05:38Do you know where to find this Randy, Sharon?
05:41At the wedding, he'll be the photographer.
05:43Sharon, you're kidding.
05:44It's all right, he's a very good photographer, and Scott said it was all right between them.
05:48But that was before someone tried to hit Scott with a car.
05:53Looks to me like we're going to a wedding.
05:55I think Tiffany is right.
05:57Now, Bosley, make the arrangements.
05:59Okay.
06:00Chris, why don't you start with Bert Marshall?
06:03Let's see if Scott's partner really is his partner.
06:08Everything's gonna be okay.
06:10Don't worry.
06:11I'll try.
06:30You'll be there for the bachelor party, right?
06:32Of course.
06:33Stop worrying, I wouldn't miss this for anything.
06:36This is one best man who knows all his responsibilities.
06:39Good morning.
06:40Morning.
06:42Okay, listen, I gotta go pick up my tux with the cleaners.
06:47My partner's the only guy I know who'd own his own tuxedo.
06:51That was Scott Miller, wasn't it?
06:52The skier, must be something being partners with him.
06:54We're a good team.
06:55He's into slaloms, I like water skiing.
06:57What can I show you?
06:59Well, I was gonna go to Aspen this weekend, do a little hiking.
07:02Maybe a little soaking in the hot tub.
07:04Is this all they're wearing?
07:05This is the most they're wearing.
07:08Uh-oh.
07:10I don't know.
07:25Kelly!
07:26Hi!
07:27Mother was wondering where you were.
07:28What happened, did you get lost?
07:29Oh, no!
07:31Come on, let's go.
07:32Oh, no!
07:34Come on, come on!
07:35Will you see where we're gonna have this ceremony?
07:37It looks like an open-air cathedral.
07:39Oh, gosh.
07:40How are you feeling?
07:41Well, I don't know.
07:42I think that I overreacted yesterday.
07:45You know how things always look brighter in the morning?
07:47Yeah.
07:49I think if I told Scott that I hired you, he'd have my head.
07:53All you should think about is the wedding.
07:55You know, just concentrate on walking down the aisle, okay?
07:58Okay.
08:00A little further.
08:03Right.
08:04There it is.
08:05Beautiful!
08:07Contrasting ferns.
08:08That'll really look good.
08:09Well, they're better than those plastic ferns we had in the place in Vegas when we got married.
08:15Hey, Mom and Dad, look who's here.
08:19Now, you see what happens when a bright, young M.D. gets bowled over by the cutest showgirl
08:23this side of the Casino de Paria.
08:25He didn't marry me for my money.
08:27He married me for my time stamp.
08:28No, that's not true.
08:30The only way that she would show me how those showgirls held up those big hats was for me to marry her.
08:37Sharon, I want you to know I've been practicing.
08:40You're really going to go through with it?
08:42Go through with what?
08:43She's going to sing at the ceremony.
08:45Oh, great!
08:47She's afraid I'll go into one of my comedy routines in between choruses.
08:52Good evening, wedding lovers.
08:54A funny thing happened to me on the way to the wedding.
08:57Gloria, Gloria.
08:59Papa.
09:01Uh-oh, Grandpa's at the ball.
09:09Yes, affairs of this kind are very common on those old English country estates.
09:13Somewhat pagan, of course.
09:15And so are Easter eggs and maypole dances.
09:17Daddy!
09:20One martini won't kill me.
09:22Martinis are out these days.
09:24And make sure that...
09:27Well, who have we here?
09:29You remember Kelly, Grandpa.
09:31Oh, indeed I do, Kelly, my dear.
09:33How you have blossomed.
09:36Thank you.
09:3878 years old and he refuses to lie down.
09:41Well, I think that's admirable.
09:43Well, in that case, my dear, what are you doing later on this evening?
09:46Oh, Grandpa.
09:48He hasn't changed at all.
09:50Come on, girls.
09:51Reverend DeBue is waiting for us in the house.
09:53Well, I'm going to wait right here.
09:55Fresh air is good for us old geezers.
09:57Bartender, make sure it's just fresh air.
10:00See you later now.
10:03Yeah, think about this evening, kiddo.
10:09You know, back in the early 20s, there was a drink called the fresh air.
10:13Oh, boy, oh, boy.
10:15Made up of three parts gin, a little grape juice and a dash of bitters.
10:19Mm, sounds awful.
10:21You're right, you are. Skip the grape juice and the bitters.
10:30Well, I'll be...
10:32I never thought I'd see him around here again.
10:35Who's that?
10:36Trouble in the name of Randy Todd.
10:39Sharon was going to marry him until that skier swept her away.
10:42Well, Mr. Todd doesn't look like he's here to make any trouble.
10:47Last time he was here with Sharon, he was talking loud and nasty.
10:51Oh.
10:52Let me tell you something, young fella.
10:54I don't like people who go around threatening other people's fiancée.
11:16Flight 116 now boarding gate 44.
11:20All passengers on flight 419 to Chicago may now board at gate 43.
11:25Claudia.
11:29What are you doing here?
11:37Did that answer your question?
11:40Yes.
11:41It's a good thing I didn't ask Sharon to pick me up at the airport.
11:44Well, she wanted to, but who do you think stopped her?
11:48I can guess.
11:50Couldn't wait to see you.
11:55That's better.
11:57That's only the beginning.
12:01How's it going?
12:02Great.
12:03Accident number four is just about to happen.
12:06The car?
12:07Oh, no, that was number three.
12:10Food poisoning.
12:13When?
12:14As soon as I get back to my apartment.
12:16Oh, wait for me to get back to the house.
12:18I don't want to miss this.
12:20Let's go.
12:30Oh, Sharon, you won't need a suit.
12:33Right.
12:34I guess you don't need tailored clothes on Maui.
12:36Uh-uh.
12:37How about this print?
12:38I like it.
12:39Garish.
12:40I think that goes for everything south of the 20th parallel.
12:43Couldn't you honeymoon in a place where everyone doesn't look so disgustingly healthy?
12:47Good idea.
12:48We'll go to Cleveland.
12:50When did you get in?
12:51I just came from the airport.
12:53You look radiant.
12:55What a beautiful bride you're going to make.
12:57This is my cousin Claudia Harper.
13:00She introduced me to Scott.
13:01This is Kelly Garrett, my best friend from high school.
13:04Hi, nice to know you.
13:05Hello.
13:06Scott's on the phone, dear.
13:07He sounds very strange.
13:09Excuse me.
13:13Scott.
13:14Hello, my love.
13:16I'm going to be a little late.
13:19Something I didn't agree with me.
13:22Scott?
13:26Scott!
13:28Scott!
13:39Scott!
13:52What if it wasn't something he ate?
13:54Don't be silly, Sharon.
13:55What else could it be?
13:57Dad, is he all right?
13:59Yes, it's a good thing that he was calling you when it hit.
14:02He is going to be all right.
14:03Oh, he's going to be fine.
14:05It's a good thing Uncle Mark's a doctor.
14:07Can I see him?
14:08Sure.
14:09I don't think you want to see him.
14:10My darling, my poor darling.
14:11Thanks for coming so quick, baby.
14:14Was it food poisoning?
14:16Yes.
14:17That and my stupidity.
14:20I brought a sandwich home from the deli a few days ago.
14:24I put the potato salad in the fridge.
14:26I came in today and I was hungry.
14:28I think it was there more than a few days.
14:30The mayonnaise must have turned bad.
14:32I've had a lot on my mind lately.
14:34See what you do to men, Sharon?
14:36I'm sorry if I upset you.
14:38That's all right.
14:39Just as long as you're okay.
14:40Well, let's settle it.
14:41The man needs a woman looking after him.
14:43Come on, you're going to our house.
14:45Get your things.
14:46We're going to settle after the wedding.
14:51That's probably the culprit right there.
14:54Just making sure he gets thrown away.
14:56Good.
15:07Hey, I didn't know Tiffany could play the violin.
15:24Well, I don't think Heifetz has anything to worry about.
15:27You never know when one of these little sidelines might come in handy.
15:30The lab said they'll have that potato salad analyzed as soon as they can.
15:34Great.
15:35Thank you.
15:36Hey, Kelly.
15:37It's your turn.
15:38Try to look pretty, dear.
15:39Do your best.
15:40Okay.
15:41Mrs. Kellerman wants individual portraits of all the wedding party.
15:48Well, my dear, we do seem to gravitate towards each other, don't we?
15:52Yes, and always when I have to have a picture taken or something.
15:55I'll see you later, okay?
15:57You'd think a man of my experience would have a little better sense of timing, wouldn't you?
16:05Here's to unrequited love, bartender, and to not going gently into that good night.
16:12And here's to one margarita.
16:15One.
16:16And to you, my friend.
16:25Truly the juice from a contented cactus.
16:29I want you to look right up here.
16:31A little bit more.
16:33Are you comfortable?
16:34It's fine.
16:35Good.
16:39Open your lips just a little bit.
16:42Beautiful.
16:44You and Sharon always did violate Masnick's rule about girlfriends.
16:48What's that?
16:49Oh, he's a guy I knew in Vietnam.
16:54What's that?
16:55Oh, he's a guy I knew in Vietnam.
16:58It states that beautiful girls never have beautiful girlfriends.
17:02That's Masnick's rule.
17:03Now, that's very important when arranging double dates.
17:08Beautiful.
17:10Sharon told me you had a hard time when you came back from Vietnam.
17:15Well, it's over now.
17:18You know, to be very honest, I'm surprised to see you here.
17:22I guess everybody thinks I'm crazy.
17:24Well, of course not.
17:26I mean, you must admit it's kind of unusual for a guy to be at his ex-fiancee's wedding.
17:31We go on no matter what.
17:34Besides, if Sharon and I aren't meant to be together, well, how do you fight that?
17:39You're very understanding.
17:41What am I supposed to do, shoot that guy?
17:44I know, look, I want to do one more here.
17:46Up a little more.
17:48Good.
17:50There are other photographers.
17:51Yeah, that's what I said.
17:52Next thing I know, Scott comes up to me, says he wants to be my friend,
17:55we ought to have lunch together, I'm the only photographer Sharon really wants.
17:58So that's why you said yes.
18:01That and the fact I need the bread and the recommendation.
18:07Let's do one more for protection, huh?
18:11Right here.
18:13Right here.
18:15Give it to me now. Come on.
18:18Good.
18:20So, looks like we all got exactly what we wanted.
18:25Sounds like Scott's some kind of politician.
18:28Yeah, he thinks of everything.
18:30Including lunch.
18:32Yep, he's a terrific cook.
18:35You ate at his place?
18:36Yep.
18:37When?
18:38Yesterday.
18:39Yesterday?
18:40On top of everything else, the fellow's a gourmet chef, regular cordon bleu.
18:45You didn't know that?
18:47No, I didn't.
18:50Well, the question is, what is a cordon bleu chef doing eating spoiled potato salad?
18:54Especially after he's just prepared a meal earlier in the day.
18:57Well, he said he had a lot on his mind.
18:59I can believe that.
19:01This does make for a near missus.
19:03He's just lucky whoever's trying to kill him isn't doing a very good job of it.
19:07Yeah, real lucky.
19:10Chris, I don't like the way you're saying that.
19:13Sorry, just thinking like a detective.
19:15Listen, I'm off to Aspen.
19:17I'll let you know if Scott's ex-partner likes him as much as his new one does.
19:20I'll call you if anything comes up, okay?
19:22Okay. Bye.
19:28All right, people, let's pretend it's the real thing now.
19:31In time to the music, please.
19:38Lovely, very lovely.
19:42The best man and the maid of honor now, please.
19:46In cadence, in cadence.
20:00Grandpa, it's your turn.
20:02To be on the other side.
20:04To be on the other side.
20:06Grandpa, you are in the lily pond.
20:08To the right, please.
20:10To the right. Get out of the lily pond.
20:13Thank you.
20:17And now, the father of the bride escorting our vision in white, our raison d'etre.
20:24I said Mr. Kellerman and Sharon, please.
20:27Stop the music.
20:30Sharon must be somewhere with Scott.
20:34They were upstairs a few minutes ago.
20:36You mean you don't know where they went?
20:38They're in love. They probably want to be alone.
20:41After the ceremony, they can be alone.
20:44They can be up to their ears alone, for all I care.
20:48Come on, everybody, let's go find them.
20:51Oh, I'm so sorry, Reverend.
20:53I know you understand about young people.
20:55I apologize for caring.
20:57Yes?
20:58I know where they went.
21:00Where?
21:01Over there in the woods.
21:04Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you very much.
21:08This way?
21:15If it were you that was lost, I'd know where to find you in the bar.
21:18If it was me that was lost, I'd be in the bar.
21:20Get out of the lily pond.
21:22Get out of the lily pond.
21:37That creature's going to kill us.
21:39In that case, he won't get paid.
21:42Don't worry so much.
21:53Are you two all right? Did you see who did it?
21:56No, but it came from over there.
21:59Oh, my God! Sharon! Darling!
22:03What? What's the matter?
22:05Are you hurt?
22:07You all right, sweetheart?
22:09Tell us.
22:11Tip, did you pass anyone? He ran through there.
22:13No, is she hurt?
22:14Is Sharon all right?
22:15Yes, just scared. Did you see anyone running the other way?
22:18No, no one.
22:20Tom. Tom.
22:22Mark, who did this?
22:24Who did this? I...
22:36I'll get you some water.
22:38How can that happen in my house?
22:40Mark, would you go upstairs and get some?
22:42No, I'm not going upstairs.
22:44Everybody, just wait a minute. Wait a minute.
22:46Did anybody see anything?
22:47No, we didn't see anything.
22:49No, we didn't see anything.
22:50Wait, please.
22:52There's something I must say.
23:00I'm endangering you.
23:02Everybody.
23:04We must call off the wedding.
23:06What? Call off the wedding?
23:08Now, listen, please.
23:10Now, what happened out there,
23:12it wasn't an accident.
23:15I think somebody's trying to kill me.
23:17This is not the first time this has happened.
23:19I think I'm going to call for police protection.
23:21I don't think that's necessary.
23:23Well, I do.
23:24He only wants me.
23:27Whoever it is, I'll handle it.
23:29Scott, do you have any idea who might be doing this?
23:32Possibly an old enemy.
23:35But I can't believe he'd go this far.
23:37What if he misses you and kills Sharon?
23:40No way. I'm for calling the police.
23:42Excuse me, I think I have something to say about this.
23:44If anything happened to you, I'd never forgive him.
23:48Claudia, you're the best cousin a girl ever had.
23:51But I'm supposed to take a vow tomorrow.
23:55In sickness or in health, good times or bad, right?
23:58Now, if all of this had happened after the ceremony,
24:00there'd be no question, and as far as I'm concerned,
24:02there's no question right now.
24:05Delaying the ceremony is not going to change a thing.
24:08Fine, but I'm still for calling the police.
24:11I think Claudia's right.
24:13Excuse me, but wouldn't that be beautiful?
24:16Sharon and I married under police guard.
24:19Hey, the something blue could be their uniforms.
24:24What else can we do?
24:26This guy seems to strike from the back.
24:29Now, if we all stick together between now
24:31and the time Sharon and I go off on our honeymoon,
24:34it might work.
24:36Right, if we stay in a crowd, he wouldn't dare try anything.
24:40Sorry, I don't like it.
24:43Well, it is the only way I will let the plans go forward.
24:52We're right in the middle of my wedding rehearsal, right?
24:55Okay, let's get on with it.
24:58All right.
25:00Everybody out.
25:06You think it'd be worthwhile to search the woods?
25:09We'd never find that slut before the ceremony.
25:12Okay, what do we got?
25:14Nothing.
25:16Except for the lab analysis of the potato salad.
25:19And?
25:20And the mayonnaise had gone bad.
25:22He's lucky he didn't get any sicker.
25:24A couple more bites...
25:26Bosley, did you notice what Randy Todd was doing
25:28during all that excitement?
25:30Now that you mention it, no, I didn't.
25:40Yeah, I know him.
25:42Want to get to the point?
25:44Let me show you some identification.
25:49Townsend Detective Agency.
25:51So?
25:53So I'm investigating an attempted murder.
25:55I'm still not impressed.
25:57Unless, of course, I'm the target.
26:00No.
26:02You're not the target.
26:04You're the target.
26:06I'm the target.
26:08No.
26:09As a matter of fact, it's your ex-partner, Scott Miller.
26:11Good.
26:14Listen, I appreciate you being real candid, but...
26:16If I'm suspect number one, how am I doing it?
26:19Personalized guided missiles launched from on top of the mountain?
26:22No, a hitman would be cheaper.
26:24Not that cheap.
26:25You ought to see my bank account.
26:27Ever since he took up with that lady...
26:30Sharon?
26:31She kept telling him to pull out.
26:32She convinced him that she knew how they both could get rich.
26:35Mr. Guzman, it would be very helpful to me if you could tell me the name of this lady.
26:39Claudia Harper.
26:41But who's Sharon?
26:43She's the lady that Scott's marrying this weekend.
26:45Old Scotty getting married?
26:48Claudia's not going to like that.
26:50Not at all.
27:06Attention, please.
27:08Come through. Make way, make way.
27:10May I please have your kind indulgence?
27:15I think you've all had enough to drink by now...
27:17so that you're all a little bit uncouth...
27:19and you probably think a big, beautiful, naked girl is going to come up out of this cake.
27:23Not in this house.
27:29Another tankard, innkeeper.
27:31And you keep me to a two-drink limit.
27:34Don't you need a steady hand to take those pictures?
27:38It's a little out of focus. They think it's arty.
27:47Where's my drink?
27:49Why don't you go a little easy?
27:51What do you think this is, some sort of a Van Nuys singles bar? Fill it up.
27:54I don't think so.
27:57You know, I haven't punched anybody out since I was in Saigon.
28:01Hey, behave yourself. Take it easy.
28:04This is a nice party. No need to spoil it, huh?
28:08You okay?
28:10I thought I was over all that.
28:13I'm sorry.
28:15It's all right. Just take it easy.
28:27Oh, you're right.
28:29Too much liquor does bad things to me.
28:32Forget it.
28:36Where's Scott? He was over there.
28:39While Mr. Marshall was playing referee, Mr. Miller slipped out the door.
28:43He headed for the woods.
28:46Kelly.
28:48How's the party going, boss?
28:50Our bridegroom just slipped away.
28:52Well, not to meet Sharon. She's right here.
28:54Well, Grandpa says he saw him head for the woods.
28:58I don't like it, boss.
29:00All right, look, I'll see what I can find out.
29:02You stay with her.
29:04Right.
29:16Sharon.
29:18You're not planning a little midnight rendezvous with Scott, are you?
29:22That's not a bad idea.
29:24They aren't doing anything weird down there, are they?
29:27Well, that's why we have Bosley down there bartending.
29:30Oh.
29:34Hello?
29:35Cal?
29:36Chris.
29:37Hi, listen, my plane's gonna leave in a couple of seconds,
29:39but I wanted you to know that Richard Guzman is not our man.
29:42But I do have a name for you to check out.
29:44It's Claudia Harper.
29:45I guess she's an ex-girlfriend of Scott's.
29:47Anyway, this Guzman said she's not a very graceful loser.
29:50Who?
29:51Claudia Harper.
29:52Oh, there's my plane. I gotta go. Talk to you later.
29:54Chris!
30:05Something wrong?
30:07Have you seen Claudia lately?
30:09Well, she went for a walk about ten minutes ago.
30:13Stay here. Lock the door. Don't move until I get back.
30:16I mean it, Sharon.
30:42Come on.
31:04Scott and Claudia.
31:07Well, I'd say she definitely doesn't want to kill him.
31:13No.
31:26Oh, it's beautiful.
31:28Thank you, Laura.
31:33Come in.
31:36Oh, boy, do you look beautiful.
31:39It is pretty, isn't it?
31:41Yes.
31:42Thank you, Laura.
31:45Oh, Kelly, I am so happy I can hardly breathe.
31:49No doubts? No last-minute butterflies?
31:52We've solved Scott's problem.
31:54We're moving to Europe right after the honeymoon.
31:56Just let him try and find us, whoever he is.
31:59Europe?
32:01Switzerland, maybe Italy.
32:03Scott knows all about Europe. He's skied everywhere.
32:07Sharon, have you told your parents?
32:09I wanted your reaction first.
32:14Maybe it would be the best thing.
32:16I knew you'd feel that way.
32:18Especially after that scare you threw my way last night.
32:21Don't move, Sharon. Don't leave the room, Sharon.
32:23Be glad it was nothing.
32:25It wasn't nothing.
32:27It got me thinking clearly for the first time in a long time.
32:30It's the perfect solution.
32:32Can you imagine actually living in a Swiss chalet?
32:35Don't you think you should save some of that energy for your wedding night?
32:39Haven't you ever been in love?
32:42Isn't she the most beautiful bride you've ever seen?
32:47Just wish I were sure she was going to be the happiest.
32:50What does that mean?
32:58I understand you introduced them.
33:01Like a fool.
33:03What's that supposed to mean?
33:05Who would have thought they'd hit it off so fast?
33:07But how can you fight it?
33:10Must have been very hard on you.
33:12Well, it wasn't one of my better months.
33:15I went on a chocolate mousse binge, gained ten pounds.
33:18That's the most I ever gained over a guy.
33:21You want to know the truth, Kelly?
33:23Yes, I do.
33:25Sharon's better for Scott than I ever would have been.
33:28So that's what you were talking about in the woods last night?
33:32Oh.
33:34So that's what all this is about.
33:37You're afraid that Scott is still carrying on with me but marrying Sharon for her money.
33:43You didn't hear what we were saying when you were snooping around out there, did you?
33:47No.
33:48Well, you should have.
33:50I'm not proud of myself, but I gave it one last try.
33:55It's over, Kelly. It really is.
33:58And I want nothing but the best for both of them.
34:11Mom, have you seen my perfume?
34:20Guess it had to happen sometime today, didn't it?
34:22Yeah, I guess it did.
34:28Oh, man.
34:30Thanks.
34:33I hope my being here isn't making you uncomfortable. Scott insisted that you wanted me.
34:38No.
34:39I wanted you to come, but I didn't think you would.
34:42You want me to go?
34:43No.
34:44Not unless you want to.
34:48Just take this one minute at a time. I'll be all right.
34:52Thanks.
34:54I care about you.
34:57I always will.
34:58Yeah.
34:59Unfortunately, not the way I care about you.
35:02Randy, don't.
35:03That's okay. I don't blame you.
35:06I can see how you go for the guy.
35:09I just want you to know that...
35:13I still love you and I do understand.
35:19Sharon.
35:23Randy.
35:24Mr. Kellerman.
35:26Well, it's time, darling. We have to go.
35:42You, come with me. I need help with the drinks. This way.
35:45We're about to begin, gentlemen. We're about to begin.
35:48All right, everybody in the bridal party. We are gathering on the lawn for the promenade.
35:55All right, then we better compare notes fast. Did you talk to Cousin Claudia?
35:58I don't know what to make of her. She didn't deny a thing.
36:01She said she made one last try and he turned her down.
36:04She seemed to really feel guilty about it.
36:06That's not what it looked like to me.
36:08Could be true.
36:09Maybe she made one last attempt before she got desperate enough to really kill him.
36:14You mean you think she's crazy enough to try something now in front of everybody?
36:19I think we better warn Sharon.
36:20Warn her? Warn her about what?
36:22That we saw Claudia kissing Scott in the woods last night?
36:25That we think she still might be in love with him?
36:28If only we had proof.
36:31What are you looking at, Claudia?
36:33I was just wondering what Sharon's nosy maid of honor had to talk to about with a bartender, a maid and a violinist.
36:40Well, whatever it is, I wouldn't worry about it.
36:43That's the difference between us, Bert. I worry about everything.
36:48Relax, Claudia. This is one wedding no one will ever forget.
36:53And we'll be worth a fortune.
36:58Now, if she had the gun, the one that was used on Scott and Sharon, there'd be proof, all right.
37:03Well, listen, when everybody gets involved in the ceremony, I'll sneak upstairs and check out Claudia's room.
37:08Just to be safe, let's check out all the bedrooms.
37:10If we don't find a gun, maybe we'll find something.
37:12Okay. I'll try to get away later, too, if I can.
37:15Well, whatever you do, do it fast. I gotta go.
37:21If we stop this wedding, we'd better be right.
37:31We're killing really hard on her.
39:08You're more nervous than I am. Everything's gonna be fine, you'll see.
39:12Okay.
39:39Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God
39:43and in the face of this company to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,
39:49which is an honorable estate instituted of God.
40:09Sorry.
40:10Whose room is this?
40:11Claudia's. Why don't you try the next one?
40:18For our hearts shall rejoice in him because we have hoped in his holy name.
40:22Let thy merciful kindness, O Lord, be upon us like as we do put our trust in thee.
40:38Oh, promise me that someday you and I will take our love together to some sky
41:03where we can be alone and faith renewed
41:11and find the hollows where those flowers grew.
41:20Those first...
41:32first...
41:36first...
41:50O promise me, O promise me
42:02O promise me
42:32O promise me
43:02O promise me
43:32Oh, my God.
43:48Help!
43:52Help!
43:54Help!
43:55Clarence.
43:56I'm in a fire pit.
43:57Hand the wedding band to the bridegroom, please.
44:02Okay, listen to me, now listen to me.
44:04This is Burt Marshall's room.
44:06I found a sniper's rifle in that suitcase.
44:08We gotta go.
44:09Why would Burt want to kill Scott?
44:11But he doesn't want to kill Scott.
44:12But supposing he's aiming at Scott
44:13and he accidentally hits Sharon.
44:15After the wedding, Scott would be
44:16the tragic grieving widower.
44:17Right, a very rich grieving widower.
44:18And then in a year or so, he can marry Claudia.
44:20How do you know that?
44:21I don't know.
44:22I don't know.
44:23I don't know.
44:24I don't know.
44:25I don't know.
44:26I don't know.
44:27I don't know.
44:28I don't know.
44:29I don't know.
44:30I don't know.
44:31How do you know he can marry Claudia?
44:32I just saw her in the hallway.
44:33Do you ever stop a wedding?
44:34It was the first time.
44:36Do you, Scott Miller, take this woman,
44:38Sharon Rose Kellerman,
44:39to be your lawfully wedded wife
44:41to love, honor, and cherish
44:43as long as you both shall live?
44:46I do.
44:47And do you, Sharon Rose Kellerman,
44:49take this man, Scott Miller,
44:51to be your lawfully wedded husband
44:53to love, honor, and cherish
44:56as long as you both shall live?
44:59I do.
45:01If there be anyone here who knows why these two people
45:05should not be joined in holy matrimony,
45:08let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
45:11♪
45:17Then, by the power vested in me by the state of California
45:20and the Holy Church, I hereby declare you to be...
45:24Wait! Hold it up!
45:26Wait! Hold it!
45:28Wait!
45:30Sharon.
45:31Oh, Sharon, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
45:33But you can't marry him.
45:35You'll find a sniper's rifle in his suitcase.
45:37What is all this?
45:38Claudia locked Chris in the closet.
45:41Who are these people?
45:43They're all in it together.
45:44Claudia, Scott, and Bert.
45:46Bert was gonna kill Sharon by accident.
45:49Scott would get her money.
45:51Yes, and Claudia was gonna help him spend it.
45:55Scott, that's crazy.
45:56You have to tell me that's not true.
45:58Come on, Dick.
45:59Listen here.
46:00I...
46:01No!
46:02No!
46:03I'll kill her! I mean it!
46:05♪
46:12Stay right where you are.
46:14♪
46:24♪
46:37We'll take it from here.
46:39♪
46:49You see, angels,
46:51Scott planned to be the perfect grieving widower
46:54for a year or so while he and Bert
46:56opened a chain of sporting goods stores.
46:59And then Claudia would just drift back into his life.
47:02It would seem perfectly natural, after all.
47:04She is one of the family.
47:06Don't be silly.
47:08He was good-looking, charming, sophisticated.
47:11All the attributes of the well-crafted con man.
47:14He fooled us, too.
47:16He had to, if his plan was going to work.
47:18Sharon, it's nice to see that you're handling it so well.
47:22Well, I stay home, watch TV, read a lot.
47:26I told her she ought to get out more.
47:29Well, Randy called a couple of times.
47:31He said he'd be back in a couple of days.
47:34I don't know.
47:36After the way I treated him when I was with Scott.
47:39Good photographer, Randy.
47:41You ought to see the portrait he did of you.
47:44I'll call him eventually, I guess.
47:46Maybe you won't have to.
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