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00:00You
00:30So
01:00You
01:14It all started one stormy night at Marlins Pike Hall
01:19Professor calculus was working on just another innocent experiment
01:23or so we thought
01:26Oh blistering barnacles, it seemed the professor's strange experiment had attracted some unwanted attention
01:36That sounded like a gunshot
01:39Professor is everything. All right. No, I promise you not a single drop. Allow me professor. Oh
01:46A hole we'd better contact the police
01:50Hello Tintin, we've come to warn you Bordurian agents are at large in these parts. Oh
01:56Hello, are you going away?
01:58I'm on my way to Geneva for a Congress on nuclear physics with the professor safely out of the country
02:05We had to find out who would want to shoot him and why captain? What have you got there a pack of cigarettes?
02:12Hotel corn of in Geneva
02:14That's the hotel Cuthbert always stays in the professor's in danger
02:20We arrived in Geneva to warn calculus only to discover he had gone to visit a professor Topolino in neon
02:26I had a letter from calculus telling me about his work on ultrasound the field
02:31I specialize in he asked if we could meet he seemed alarmed by the results of his research
02:37Boris
02:39Are you sure the timing device hasn't stopped?
02:41Do you smoke professor? These belong to my assistant Boris. He's gone home for a visit to Borduria
02:47Borduria the Thompson's told us about agents
02:50Your assistant must have contacted the Bordurian Secret Service and told them about calculus coming to visit the trouble is what have they done to calculus?
03:06We survived the explosion and had an unexpected visitor at the hospital
03:10Professor calculus, where have you been not at all?
03:14I simply missed my train your discovery must be very important professor
03:19If the wrong people got hold of it, there could be disastrous effects on world. Peace, right?
03:24You are I'd better be on my way things to do. I'll be back to see you later
03:30Oh
03:35Blistering barnacles, I'm glad to be out of there. The food was terrible. Oh that reminds me
03:41I wanted to pick up some postcards. Okay, but don't be too long. Yes, of course you can come along
03:48No, no our plane leaves at noon
03:52Okay, then wait there
03:56Ah
03:58Just two more hours and we'll be on our way home. I can't wait for another nice quiet walk in the countryside
04:13Why is that car just sitting there?
04:20Let's see what's taking the professor so long
04:26Thundering blistering bazookas
04:31This cigarette it's the same kind the bordearian agent smokes
04:37Professor
04:44He's gone professor
04:55Oh
05:05What do we do now find the bordearian embassy
05:18Look out here comes one
05:20Gotcha bloodthirsty devils
05:29Captain there's the embassy
05:46Look
05:50I
05:57Somebody's coming out of the embassy
06:02They got calculus
06:07Captain
06:16That'll teach you to kidnap my friend
06:21They're putting him in a motorboat
06:39They're after us in the helicopter we got him
06:51Captain
06:59They're gonna pay for that
07:02Bombs away
07:06Earthworms slugs, they're going ashore
07:20There they are
07:42Maniac rude hog
07:45You
07:47Crazy man, who are you park in the middle of the road, please? This is an emergency. Our friend has been kidnapped
07:56Get in we catch it there. Thank you, sir
08:00You in let's go
08:06Blistering barnacles
08:15Oh
08:21Italian drivers best in the world
08:31Thundering typhoons there. Thank you, sir
08:39Empty
08:42There they are
08:44But
09:10Don't worry professor
09:14You
09:17Last call for flight 273 to Borduria
09:23Those fools they're going to Borduria
09:32Borduria three two one eight
09:37Colonel sponsors office. Yes. I'll tell him
09:44The plane has just left Colonel you were right Tintin and Haddock were on it
09:49Make sure the welcoming committee is at the airport. It has all been arranged sir lieutenant
09:57Yes, Colonel. They are not to leave Borduria alive
10:14What sort of place is this you're right captain there's soldiers everywhere
10:28What's wrong snowy oh
10:31He forgot the professor's umbrella
10:35Well, never mind we can get him another one when we get back
10:38You
10:43Are Tintin and Haddock, yes
10:47Good morning. Mr. Tintin. I am chronic. This is clumsy
10:52We are assigned to protect you on your visit to Borduria. We will escort you to your hotel. Please come with us. I
11:01Think we should do what they say
11:09Come on snowy
11:18Come on it's okay. Good boy
11:28Captain look no door handles
11:36Welcome to Borduria
11:38You
11:41You
11:43You
12:05Hello Tintin, it's me
12:08Hi captain, what are we gonna do?
12:13Yes, I'll meet you outside your room I'm hungry too
12:20The phone's bound to be tapped
12:29Captain I propose we order a bottle of champagne in honor of our gracious hosts champagne since when do you ow?
12:37Poor captain is your rheumatism acting up again rumored. Oh, yeah
12:43My rheumatism. Well, there's nothing like champagne for that
12:48waiter
12:50You
13:02Okay, here's my room I'll stay right out in the corridor good idea in the hall
13:09I'll be right outside
13:12Good
13:15Any problems nah sleeping like a baby
13:21Oh
13:26Guards everywhere
13:42A light bulb
13:50Captain
14:09Blistering barnacles my eardrums
14:21Oh
14:23Let's blend in with the crowd Oh
14:27Soldiers everywhere
14:33Colonel Spence dear foreigners have escaped find them you incompetent fools
14:39Tomorrow you'll face a firing squad
14:43You sure, you know where you're going. There's gotta be a back door
14:47Ding ding
14:49Is that you?
14:50my handsome young man
14:53How wonderful for you to see me perform always a pleasure madam, and I see you have brought a friend
15:00Captain Haddock at your service
15:03charmed
15:04You must join me for a little celebration
15:07Oh
15:16So, mr. Pollack you saw the show such a success who wasn't it a headache
15:24madam, I
15:27Who is it
15:30Signora it is Colonel Spence. He wishes to pay his respects
15:35but of course
15:36My admirers they adore me, please. Madam. Don't let him in
15:42My friend and I are in trouble
15:46Coming
15:50Madam
15:53Colonel
15:57Please sit down
16:00What is this
16:02Ah
16:05A stage prop colonel the magic of the opera. Yes here. Allow me to take your coat
16:15Will you take some refreshment with me colonel
16:18Colonel
16:25Spence excuse us. We are searching for the foreigners. They are not here. You idiots search someplace else
16:35Forgive me madam
16:37They are looking for two escaped spies. It sounds most interesting. You must tell me more
16:43Colonel it is a matter of no significance
16:46The spies are after a prisoner being held in the Bakkeen fortress
16:51They will not succeed. Of course only I hold the necessary papers that would secure the prisoners release
16:58bingo
17:07Everything seems to be in order
17:13What are you doing
17:15He'll know the rules all papers must be checked. Of course
17:20Commandant, this is major kaduka Bakkeen fortress. I wish to speak to Colonel spawns. I
17:26Have two men here with papers ordering the release of the foreigner
17:30Yes
17:36Fine gentlemen, we'll release the prisoner immediately
17:44Ah
17:46Colonel I just had major karduk on the phone sir. He was confirming the release of the foreign scientist fight
17:57Get karduk on the phone. There must not be allowed to leave the fortress
18:06We did it welcome back professor well, no, I never had the chance to get any postcards
18:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha
18:22We've been found out and we're still an hour from the border
18:28Faster they're gaining on us captain unhook the roof at the back. Okay
18:36Ready
18:39Now
18:44Oh
18:47Take that you bike riding swabs
19:13I
19:15Oh
19:37You should have told me you couldn't drive this tank you should have asked I think I've got the hang of it now
19:44We're almost there the border is only two kilometers away
19:53Landmines
20:08Proletarians
20:13Roadblock, what do we do? We'll go right through it
20:44Oh
20:53Good boy, you found the professor's umbrella
21:05What a relief to be home again and with our good friend calculus that reminds me
21:11Where is my umbrella your umbrella?
21:17My umbrella my dear little umbrella and now look I
21:24unscrew the handle and
21:26The microfilm of the plans for my machine. It's gone. Oh
21:32Now I remember where I'd left it
21:35I
21:39Left it on my bedside table
21:41It's a dangerous weapon because some people could use it for war like ends. There is only one thing to do
21:50Destroy these plans
21:58Blistering barnacles my nerves won't stand much more of you you flaming jack-in-the-box
22:03Chicken pox at your age. Oh
22:33You
23:03You