Trevor And The Virgin - Full Movie Full Episode
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00:00What?!
00:06There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:14And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:19Out of the way!
00:23What are you doing?
00:24Look, I'll explain later.
00:25Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:27Tell who?
00:28Trevor?
00:30Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:31Martha!
00:32Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:33Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:34She's psycho?!
00:35You're literally hiding under my bed, naked!
00:37Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:39Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:41Okay.
00:42He's tucking her head.
00:44Thank you.
00:45Where is he?
00:46Where's who?
00:47Trevor.
00:48I saw him running this way.
00:50Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:53Trevor Holt?
00:55Football player?
00:56Cute.
00:57No!
00:58Doesn't ring any balls.
00:59I mean bells.
01:00You're lying.
01:02Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
01:04Even girls like you.
01:08I haven't seen him.
01:10Also, you've got a little...
01:14I'm watching you.
01:21Granny panties?
01:22Seriously?
01:24How many of those boner killers do you own?
01:26None of your business.
01:28Cover up.
01:30No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
01:32She's become a bit of an issue.
01:34Why, did she ask for something like...
01:36commitment?
01:37No, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
01:40I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
01:42She jumped me in the shower.
01:44I'm sorry, I didn't...
01:45Anyway, what'll it be?
01:48Huh?
01:49I said I owed you one.
01:50Am I a man of my word?
01:57This is my chance.
01:58A favor from Trevor Holt.
02:00And he has the one thing I truly want.
02:03What can I do you for, Martha?
02:05Drew Longhorn!
02:06Drew Longhorn?
02:07Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
02:09What about Drew Longhorn?
02:10I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
02:14Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
02:18He was my lab partner freshman year.
02:21We had...
02:23chemistry.
02:24You had chemistry?
02:25Yes.
02:26Okay.
02:28You want his attention?
02:30Then we'll get his attention.
02:31But...
02:32not in that.
02:33Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl,
02:35and it's not...
02:36Forget it.
02:37Hey.
02:38No, let's just forget the whole thing.
02:39Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
02:41I just meant that...
02:43this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
02:46You're really pretty.
02:48You need to show it.
02:49You're messing with me.
02:50I'm not.
02:51I swear.
02:53You're just going to have to trust me.
02:57Okay.
02:58First, you show up at the party with me.
03:00Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
03:02And second,
03:04we need to go shopping.
03:06Shopping.
03:07One, two, three!
03:20Ta-da!
03:21Where did you get all this?
03:22It's my one-night stand box.
03:24Go on.
03:25Take your pick.
03:26No, thank you.
03:28I'm not parading around in your...
03:30hook-up trophies.
03:31What?
03:32These aren't trophies.
03:33These are just...
03:34clothes that have been forgotten.
03:36They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
03:39So...
03:41I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
03:43I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen
03:46while the panties were being worn by the girl.
03:49No.
03:50Come on, Martha.
03:51This stuff's hot.
03:53Come on.
03:55Just wear it.
03:56Trust me.
03:57I've worn it.
03:58I haven't worn it.
03:59I lied.
04:00I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
04:03I just never had the guts.
04:04Turn around.
04:08Are your eyes closed?
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11Totally.
04:22Okay.
04:23Turn around.
04:27Wow.
04:29Trevor!
04:30What?
04:31It's nothing you haven't seen before.
04:32Just get dressed, please.
04:33And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
04:35Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
04:42Oh, my God.
04:43Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
04:46I don't know.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
04:53No.
04:54I'm not doing this.
05:04Okay.
05:05I guess I'm doing this.
05:12There's three things I need you to remember.
05:14Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
05:17You listening?
05:18Yep.
05:19Okay.
05:20One, eye contact.
05:23Not like that.
05:24And two, you need to smile at him.
05:28Oh, come on.
05:29This is serious.
05:30I'm very serious.
05:31All right.
05:32And three, find a casual way to touch him.
05:34You know, quick hand on the arm, you know, brush on his bicep.
05:37You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
05:39Why does that have to be a game?
05:41Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
05:44All he does is play games.
05:50You ready?
05:54Thank you for your help, Trevor.
05:57Wow.
05:58That was really good.
05:59I think you might actually pull this off.
06:02Oh.
06:03I spoke too soon.
06:05I got it.
06:06Thanks.
06:12I love you.
06:20Hey, everyone.
06:22This is my girlfriend, Martha.
06:25He's kidding, everyone.
06:26We're just friends.
06:27Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
06:29We're in love.
06:31What the hell is wrong with you?
06:33Just trust me.
06:34If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
06:36Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
06:38It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
06:40Especially if that someone is me.
06:42Who's going to believe this, anyway?
06:44Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
06:47No.
06:48Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
06:51Trev.
06:52What's up, man?
06:55I see you brought a friend.
06:57Yeah, this is, uh...
06:58You look familiar.
06:59Have we met?
07:00Yeah, we had chemistry.
07:01I mean, we had science class.
07:04We were lab partners.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:07That class was such a joke, am I right?
07:10Yeah, definitely.
07:11Total joke.
07:13But I enjoyed working with you.
07:16One second.
07:18Two seconds.
07:20Got him.
07:22What did you say your name was again?
07:24Her name is Martha.
07:27Nice meeting you, Martha.
07:29Well, hey, guys.
07:30We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
07:32You care to join?
07:33Sure.
07:34Sweet.
07:36See you there.
07:40That was good, right?
07:42Have you played drink or dare before?
07:43No, but how hard can it be?
07:45I got this.
07:53Conker, your girlfriend's here.
07:55So what?
07:56So she's gonna know I lied to her.
07:58So?
07:59Just ignore her.
08:01My turn.
08:02Tila.
08:03Drink or dare?
08:05I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
08:07Drink.
08:08I want you to drink with...
08:12Trevor.
08:13Okay.
08:18Open up.
08:39Yum.
08:41Okay, my turn.
08:43You.
08:44Drink or dare?
08:46Dare.
08:49Okay.
08:52I dare you to take off your panties
08:54and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
09:00Hello?
09:01What are you waiting for?
09:03You don't have to do this.
09:04Yes, she does.
09:06Um...
09:07Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
09:11Because I'm not wearing any.
09:17You're up next, Martha.
09:19Drew.
09:20Drink or dare?
09:22Drink.
09:24I want you to drink with me.
09:27My pleasure.
09:29This is my chance
09:30to do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
10:00I should be happy.
10:03This is what I've always wanted.
10:06But...
10:08That was hot.
10:10Yeah.
10:11I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
10:14No, it's fine.
10:16I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
10:19Never saw you around.
10:21I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Me too.
10:26I'd love to hang out sometime.
10:28Yeah, I'd like that.
10:29Great.
10:30Give me your number.
10:36I just sent you a special message.
10:38Let me know when you get it.
10:40Trev has my phone.
10:41I'll be right back.
10:46Okay.
10:48Who's next?
10:50Trevor?
10:56Trevor!
10:57Oh, sorry.
11:00Trevor!
11:12You win, Tilla James.
11:15You win.
11:30You okay?
11:35I'm leaving.
11:36You can stay.
11:37I just need my phone.
11:38Okay, where's my cigarettes?
11:41I'll walk you home.
11:42No, give them to me.
11:43No, you have to give them.
11:44I know that you have them.
11:47Your advice didn't work.
11:49Just so you know.
11:51It's probably for the best.
11:52You two never would have worked out.
11:55And why is that, Trevor?
11:57Is he too hot for me?
11:59Too popular?
12:01Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
12:06No.
12:08To all three.
12:10You want to know my three reasons?
12:11Not particularly.
12:13One, he's a douche.
12:15Two, you're not a douche.
12:17You're doing great so far.
12:19Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
12:20That kiss was a hot mess.
12:23And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
12:29You're right.
12:32It was kind of terrible.
12:35Oh, but that look on Tila's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
12:40Priceless.
12:41How do you do it?
12:44Do what?
12:46Hide your emotions.
12:48They're just so...
12:50easy to read.
12:52I noticed.
12:54I'm serious, Trevor. What's your secret?
12:56I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
13:01There is no secret.
13:03It's just who I am, right?
13:06Oh, and before I forget...
13:25Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
13:28thank you.
13:30Oh, you don't have to thank me.
13:32I owed you one.
13:34I guess I missed that.
13:36No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
13:39Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
13:41Yeah, cause...
13:43even though it was kind of awful,
13:45I got my first kiss.
13:48I'm gonna go.
13:51Goodnight, Trevor.
13:55Goodnight.
14:19That wasn't a first kiss.
14:26Goodnight.
14:33And there it was.
14:35The thing I had been looking for.
14:38Chemistry.
14:39Between Trevor,
14:40the guy with the biggest
14:42you-know-what on campus,
14:44and me.
14:47The virgin.
14:55Rumor has it that
14:57every girl on campus once drew Longhorn.
15:00Every girl...
15:02except me.
15:04Because after last week,
15:06I could not be more over Drew.
15:09Martha.
15:11Mind if I join you?
15:13So...
15:15where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
15:17I had to go home to study.
15:20I have a big test coming up.
15:22What are you up to later?
15:23Probably more studying.
15:26Why?
15:28The wet party.
15:31The wet party?
15:33It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
15:37So of course I've never been invited.
15:40What about it?
15:42You in?
15:44I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
15:47But it could be the perfect way to get over.
15:50Wait.
15:51Is Trevor gonna be there?
15:52Holt?
15:53Nah.
15:54He's been ghosting me.
15:55Think he's out.
15:56Then I'm in.
15:57Excellent.
16:00Oh.
16:01And bring a friend.
16:03A female friend.
16:07What are those?
16:09Guess who just got us tickets to
16:11the wet party.
16:14Since when do you find frat parties fun?
16:17I just wanted to try something different.
16:19Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
16:22Maybe.
16:24Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
16:26No.
16:28Yes.
16:29Okay.
16:31I just keep playing the night over and over in my head
16:33trying to see what went wrong.
16:35I mean,
16:36things were going so well.
16:37We had
16:39chemistry.
16:45How could he just
16:47walk out on me after I asked him to?
16:50You know.
16:51Take your virginity?
16:52Shh.
16:53Don't say that word.
16:54What word?
16:56Virginity.
16:57There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
16:59Tell that to Trevor.
17:01He hasn't talked to me since that night.
17:02Screw him.
17:03That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
17:06I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
17:09I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
17:11Why can't I get a guy?
17:13I don't think it works that way, Mar.
17:15You're right.
17:16And you know what?
17:17Forget this stupid party.
17:18I'd rather study anyway.
17:20Oh no.
17:21We're not going to that party.
17:23We are?
17:24Yup.
17:25And forget these dumb books.
17:26All you need
17:27are Deb's three simple rules
17:28for getting over any guy.
17:30Deb's three simple rules?
17:31Shh.
17:39Step one.
17:40Dress to impress.
17:41Okay.
17:43But don't do it for any guy.
17:45Do it for you.
17:47Step one.
17:48Dress to impress.
17:49Check.
17:51Step two.
17:52Find someone new to flirt with.
17:54Basic bra bro.
17:55Check.
17:56That's Drew Longhorn?
17:57He's cute.
17:59He's a chauvinist douchebag.
18:01Your words?
18:02Well, I mean a girl can't look.
18:08Step three.
18:09To really get over a guy,
18:10you've got to put yourself out there.
18:12Show the world who Martha really is.
18:17Oh, what's wrong?
18:20I already did that, Deb.
18:21I put myself out there with Trevor.
18:23Showed him who I really am.
18:24And he rejected me.
18:25Yeah, but it's not...
18:26No.
18:28From now on,
18:29I'm a closed book.
18:32Great.
18:33This'll be fun.
18:49I don't admit it.
18:50All the wind's at it.
18:51You don't need to repeat it.
18:52It's a tongue twister.
18:53That a man can't fool.
18:54Like a sniff cake.
18:55Got that new kick game.
18:56Got it since day,
18:57since day.
18:58Don't believe us?
18:59We just got it straight.
19:00Got a whole gang trippin'.
19:01Got it like it's winning.
19:02I don't like it.
19:03I don't like it.
19:04I don't like it.
19:05I don't like it.
19:06I don't like it.
19:07I don't like it.
19:08I don't like it.
19:09I don't like it.
19:10I don't like it.
19:11Trevor Holt.
19:13He wasn't supposed to be here.
19:15But now that he is...
19:16Martha!
19:18Glad you could make it.
19:20And you brought a friend.
19:22Drew Longhorn.
19:23In the flesh.
19:24And you are...
19:26Drew, this is my best friend,
19:28Deb.
19:30It's a pleasure, Deborah.
19:33Oh my God.
19:34What are you doing here?
19:36Hello to you too, Trevor.
19:38They're here with me, Holt.
19:40None of your concern.
19:42Can we talk?
19:43Alone?
19:45I need a refill anyway.
19:48Deborah?
19:49Care to join me?
19:51You came here with Drew?
19:53Really?
19:54Why? Jealous?
19:56After the kiss last week?
19:57No.
19:58He's right.
20:00That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
20:04I just thought it would be fun.
20:06Martha, this party, these people...
20:09It's not your thing.
20:10Oh yeah? Well maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
20:12Please, you're an open book.
20:14That's what I like about you.
20:16Trevor!
20:17Up for a round of beer pong?
20:19Did someone say beer pong?
20:22Hello?
20:23No.
20:24Yes?
20:25Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
20:28Can't we talk about what happened?
20:29There's nothing to talk about.
20:31Just give me a second to explain.
20:32You!
20:34Who let you into this party?
20:36Who let you into this college?
20:38Have you ever even played beer pong before?
20:40There's a first time for everything.
20:42Alright, it's two to a team.
20:45So who's it going to be?
20:47The clueless nerd, or me?
20:50Her.
20:51Fine.
20:52Drew, you're on my team.
20:53Let's do this.
20:54Debra, are you in?
20:56Oh, uh, no, I am gluten intolerant.
20:59I'll just watch.
21:00You sure?
21:02Positive.
21:04You know what?
21:05Let's up the stakes.
21:06What did you have in mind?
21:08What about strip beer pong?
21:10Sweet!
21:12Come on, Toa.
21:14I'm game.
21:15What do you know how to play beer pong?
21:17What are the rules?
21:18Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:24And vice versa.
21:25So if Trevor makes it, I strip.
21:28Seems easy enough.
21:30Come on, Holt.
21:31It's game time.
21:32Let's go.
21:33Ladies first.
21:41Hold on.
21:42Your form is way off.
21:44May I?
21:59Okay, that's not even fair.
22:01You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
22:03You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
22:06Oh, please.
22:07Ladies.
22:08Ladies.
22:10Let me show you both how it's done.
22:18Great job.
22:24My turn.
22:31Alright, Trevor, you know the rules.
22:34You are so lame.
22:36You're up.
22:37Want another lesson?
22:38I think I can handle myself.
22:41I learn quick.
22:44Okay, I call BS.
22:45There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
22:49It's called studying, Toa.
22:51Ever tried it?
22:53Game time.
22:57Your turn, nerd.
22:58Strip.
22:59You don't have to do this.
23:01Not for her.
23:04I know.
23:05I'm doing it for me.
23:09There.
23:10Happy?
23:12Trevor, it's your turn.
23:18I got it.
23:19I got it.
23:20Whatever.
23:21Can we talk now?
23:22Please?
23:23There's nothing to talk about.
23:24I just want to tell you why I...
23:25You can't seem to commit to anything?
23:27No.
23:28Don't care about anyone but yourself?
23:29No.
23:30Think I'm just some clueless nerd?
23:31I don't.
23:32Then why, Trevor?
23:33Why did you walk out on me?
23:34Why?
23:35I just didn't want to sleep with you.
23:37Found it.
23:40What'd I miss?
23:46I'm so sorry.
23:53I guess I win.
23:57No, no, no, no, stop.
23:58You cannot leave.
23:59Not now.
24:01I'm sorry.
24:02I'm sorry.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:04I'm sorry.
24:05Not now.
24:06Didn't you see what happened back there?
24:08Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one-night stand box, doesn't want to sleep with me.
24:13Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
24:15Who cares, Mar?
24:17He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you.
24:22Hey.
24:23The Martha I know doesn't give up.
24:25Okay?
24:26The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
24:30The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.
24:35I hate him.
24:36But I don't.
24:38I can't.
24:40A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.
24:45This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
24:47If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
24:52But I know there's someone out there who does.
24:55Okay?
24:56So just no, no, no, like that, okay?
24:58Great.
24:59Oh.
25:00Remember step three.
25:02You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
25:05Okay?
25:08Okay.
25:11Wait.
25:13I have an idea.
25:16Wait, where are you going?
25:18I'm putting myself out there.
25:20Yes!
25:21Here we go, girl!
25:23Okay, Martha, you can do this.
25:26Hey, everybody!
25:28Listen up!
25:31Wow, there's a lot of you.
25:33Okay.
25:34Um, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
25:42But there's more to me than that.
25:44So here it goes.
25:47Tilla James!
25:49You called me a clueless nerd.
25:51And you're right.
25:52I'm a huge nerd.
25:54I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
25:57I mean, last weekend was my first party.
25:59Can you believe that?
26:01I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college, like getting to know myself.
26:08I guess what I'm trying to say is...
26:11I am clueless.
26:16Especially when it comes to love.
26:18I've never slept with anyone.
26:20Or dated anyone.
26:22But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
26:26Because when the time is right, it will happen, and it will be on my terms.
26:31And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me, or if somebody doesn't like me.
26:35Because I like me.
26:37Just the way I am.
26:45Putting myself out there?
26:47Check.
26:48I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
26:56Yeah!
27:07Hi, I'm Trevor.
27:10Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
27:14I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
27:16But that's only because before any of you knew me, back in high school, someone broke my heart.
27:23When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
27:28I even developed a bit of a reputation.
27:31And I was fine with that.
27:34But the other night...
27:37Everything changed when I met Martha.
27:40Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
27:43You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
27:46I just... I didn't want to sleep with you because...
27:49I wanted your first time to be special.
27:51And this may sound stupid coming from me, but...
27:55I didn't want to rush it.
27:57I really, really like you, Martha.
28:00And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just give me one more chance, I...
28:03Yes!
28:05What was that?
28:06I said yes.
28:07I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
28:22Let's go!
28:30Drew Longhorn!
28:32I think you're funny.
28:34Charming.
28:35And secretly sweet.
28:37And hot! Like, so hot!
28:46Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew.
28:49I'm Drew.
28:50And...
28:52I really hate parties.
28:54Bro.
28:55Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean.
28:59Making out with people I don't like.
29:01Bro.
29:02But today was different.
29:04Because today...
29:05I met someone I think I actually really do like.
29:08So maybe...
29:10I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
29:15I do love drinking, though.
29:17Woo!
29:20Look.
29:21I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean.
29:23Or whatever.
29:24But that's just because I'm brutally honest.
29:26And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
29:30Oh!
29:31Oh!
29:32Oh my god!
29:33Woo!
29:34Woo!
29:35Woo!
29:36Yeah!
29:37Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:39Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:44Woo!
29:46So there it is.
29:47That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school,
29:50started dating me, the virgin.
29:54But you'll just have to imagine the rest.