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00:00all right I had a new piece of dental floss sitting on the sink this morning
00:10and now it's gone who took it did you try looking under the rug yes in the
00:19garbage yes in Kevin's diary no I haven't looked there yet hmm you're
00:30awfully quiet Mitchell yes mr. Mitchell mr. pilot man mr. mr. hey look at me I'm
00:40a pilot man person tempered temper captain temper temper tell me Mitchell
00:47did you hide my floss to be funny does that amuse you tell me where it is hmm
00:59well yes yes very good then Mitchell my apologies of course next time though you
01:05might want to do that before I go berserk oh I'll do my best captain you
01:10know how I hate to look silly
01:18you
01:22start a 88 point B slash 11 12 mission accomplished with Jason and Michelle's
01:29help we have just completed a dangerous mission helping the peanut butter people
01:33out of a jam was a sticky situation but we prevailed I'm ready to get back to
01:41grandmoms I'd like a nice cup of cocoa before bed you'll be back in no time
01:46mates I got my flipper to the metal suppose we have time to drop by the
01:52Comet Lounge for some ice cream after all it's Thursday the space t-free ship
01:59comes by on Thursdays calling Comet Lounge come in Saul
02:07what can I do for you today hi Saul we need some ice cream to go now hey vigil
02:17yes uh-uh temper temper remember my floss incident besides do we really know
02:24that that toenail came from vigil well who else could it have come from still
02:30mustn't accuse before you have all the facts how the captain's right Mitchell
02:35those who have knowledge use words with restraint and those who have
02:39understanding are even tempered now that means the more you know the less you get
02:44angry and that's good anger just makes you lose control and you end up accusing
02:49others wrongly he talks a grandma I suppose you're right captain sorry I
02:55got angry Fidge penguins come in penguins Admiral strap sir that's
03:10Admiral strap our commander at Federation HQ I have another mission for
03:15you penguins a mission always at the ready sir
03:18Baron von Cavendish has been spotted in this sector
03:22Cavendish there's no time to lose we should hide I think he wants us to
03:27capture him oh right what about us are we gonna help sorry kids looks like
03:34we'll have to skip the ice cream this trip brat you sure that's all right we
03:39really want to get back to grandmoms anyway
03:43oh well until next time cadets goodbye mates
03:53oh no what happened what happened can't you see the things broken how hmm corn
04:04syrup so I less it in and titanium dioxide if I'm not very much mistaken a
04:09construct otherwise known as chubby bubblegum oh no it was you you must
04:17have spit out when the gleeful pulled us in I wasn't the only one with hubby
04:21chubby you were doing it too I swallowed mine I didn't do it you must have done
04:28it I didn't do it you did no you did uh-uh temper temper here we go accusing
04:36each other again remember what old Saul told us not smart without all the facts
04:41well the fact is we aren't going to be able to get back to grandmoms and it's
04:45all Michelle's fault can you fix it vigil well I can try try oh no we're
04:58gonna stay the size I'm only as big as my little finger can you make it work
05:04again this is what makes it work the metric magnetic matter disperser the
05:10only one in existence as far as I know without this the gleeful is useless I
05:14fear the bubblegum has burnt it out can we get another one who made this
05:20magnetic micro metal thing anyway his name was Bert Bertman he was my
05:26assistant long ago with the Academy smart lad big teeth but I have no idea
05:31what to find him hey maybe Saul at the Comet Lounge knows where he is
05:36Saul knows everyone then off we go to the Comet Lounge looks like ice cream is
05:41back on the menu whoo-hoo spicy freeze what about our mission in that cavitus
05:48I'll alert the Admiral we'll just have to look for cavitus later no rush on
05:52hunting down a supervillain spicy freeze so kids frozen treats sound good I just
06:01want to go home and until we're back I'm not speaking to you well I'm not
06:06speaking to you either I mean captain kindly tell my brother I'm not speaking
06:13to him fine by me then it's settled we're off to find Bert Bertman and enjoy
06:19a frozen Larry Berry on the way first officer Mitchell make it so aye aye
06:23captain
06:31Oh hello professor looking for a little refreshment oh yes I have a hankering
06:42for a grape apalooza
06:51cavities
06:55ah look at all the travelers awaiting the arrival of the celebrated space
07:01deep freeze ship ooh me likey space deep freeze Larry Berry good yes I'm rather
07:09partial to the radioactive raspberry myself your dark overlord is in need of
07:14refreshment parallel park
07:19Oh get as angry as you want I am cavitus evil overlord and the bane of your
07:58Master! Why ambush it? Why not wait in line like everybody else?
08:14Once more, my low wattage friend, we capture the space deep freeze and blame it on somebody else!
08:21That will make everyone angry.
08:24Soon they will start blaming each other,
08:27giving us free reign to take over the galaxy.
08:34Master, it's the penguins.
08:36On their way here to the comet lounge.
08:38Those preposterous penguins have met me at every turn.
08:42How did they know we were here?
08:44No matter. I won't let them ruin my fun today.
08:48Not bad!
08:52Intercept the rock hopper and distract those penguins.
08:56Make them lose control.
08:58You know what to do.
09:02I don't need to fight my flippant foes
09:05when I can get them to fight themselves.
09:08That's my greatest weapon of all.
09:21I work every day on my biceps.
09:31Don't worry about getting a tan.
09:34I dance a small jig with my triceps.
09:37It's great being a man.
09:40A penguin.
09:43I love to go ride in a fast car
09:46and eat pork and beans from the can.
09:49I wish I could think of something I could learn.
09:51Fast car.
09:52It's great being a man.
09:55Fast car.
09:57Fast car.
09:59Fast car.
10:01Fast car.
10:03Fast car.
10:05Madagascar.
10:07Something, something, something.
10:09Madagascar.
10:11It's great being a man.
10:14Penguin.
10:19Yes, smashing.
10:21All right, Kevin, now try this.
10:26It's an aerosol meat spray for easy sandwich making.
10:32It comes in chicken, beef, or savory shrimp flavors.
10:36Jason, Michelle, would you like a sandwich?
10:40No, thank you.
10:42I'd like a sandwich.
10:44It comes in chicken, beef, or savory shrimp flavors.
10:48Jason, Michelle, would you like a sandwich?
10:51No, I just want grandmom's cocoa.
10:55I thought you weren't talking to me.
10:57I wasn't talking to you, you gleasal breaker.
11:00I didn't make it, you did.
11:03Your gum must have come out when you were screaming like a baby.
11:06Screaming like a baby?
11:08Yes, you always scream like a baby when gleasaled into the ship.
11:14You've been into my shampoo again.
11:16Calm down, Captain.
11:18Calm down? Calm down?
11:20Listen to me. Ridiculous proportion shampoo is shampoo.
11:25Do you hear me? Shampoo.
11:27But you always use it as a body wash.
11:30A body wash.
11:32Do you know how much body you have to wash?
11:36Now wait just a minute, Captain.
11:38Didn't you say earlier that we shouldn't be too quick to accuse each other?
11:44Doc! Doc! What have you done to my poster?
11:47I just needed something to protect the table.
11:51Do you know how much this is worth?
11:53It was from the last tour of the Boomerangatans.
11:56Well, if you wouldn't leave your quarters in such a mess,
11:59how am I to know what's rare and what's rubbish?
12:02I mean, it's...
12:04Nice going, Michelle.
12:06What? Now you're blaming me for this?
12:09It wouldn't even be him if he hadn't broken the gleasal.
12:15Oh, glorious one. The Rockhopper has steered off course.
12:19Excellent. Most excellent.
12:22Not a moment too soon.
12:38This will be a day long, remember.
12:41I, the great and terrible Cavitus, will now rule the galaxy.
12:47Attack!
12:55Great eyes, Posh. Hello?
12:57Is anyone there? 911? SOS?
13:00Help!
13:03How would you like it if I treated your stuff that way?
13:07Like this!
13:09That's it! Next time you can stay by yourself at Grandma's.
13:20Run!
13:39Welcome to Papa, little Shibishu.
13:42Is anyone there? SOS? Help!
13:50Nobody wastes quality hair products on my watch, mister.
13:56I'm sorry, sir.
13:58I'm sorry, sir.
14:00I'm sorry, sir.
14:02I'm sorry, sir.
14:04I'm sorry, sir.
14:06My watch, mister.
14:10Hey, what's this?
14:18A unique combination of citrus, jasmine and cedar oils.
14:22I'd know that scent anywhere.
14:24My shampoo!
14:26My apologies, Kevin. It was this little imptron that did the deed.
14:30Okay.
14:31Hey, what is it?
14:33A net bot, if I'm not very much mistaken.
14:36From its markings, I deduce that it belongs to none other than the Dark Lord Cavitus.
14:42Cavitus.
14:43Cavitus.
14:44Cavitus.
14:45Cavitus?
14:47He did all this. The shampoo, the poster.
14:50He wanted us to fight and accuse each other.
14:53But why?
14:56Hey, look! What's that flashing?
14:59The space defreeze ship. It's come under attack.
15:03By Cavitus.
15:05What do we do?
15:06Here, my leafy friend. Guard him well.
15:08We have to hide now. I mean, we have work to do.
15:15Why don't we just think things through before accusing each other?
15:18Saul was right. Our anger made us lose control and get way off course.
15:24But now we're back on track on our mission to capture Baron von Cavitus.
15:29Penguins, to your hiding places. I mean, stations!
15:38I hope we get there in time.
15:42Space defreeze is fun to eat.
15:45It makes each day a special treat.
15:48After veggies and meat, have a space defreeze!
15:59What? What happened?
16:01Hey! My stuff! My disperser!
16:07Uh, is it safe?
16:09Game over, Cavitus.
16:12You?
16:13Yes, me.
16:15Well, it's us, actually.
16:17Let's see. There's one, two...
16:19There's six of us. Seven, if you count the plan.
16:21No. No!
16:23Yes. Yes, Cavitus.
16:26You'll never rob the good people of Sector 12 of their delicious space-deep treats.
16:31And now we're gonna reel you in.
16:33You've reached your last havoc.
16:40Those penguins!
16:42Those penguins!
16:44Those penguins!
16:46Oh, no!
16:48We've been eaten!
16:50We need to escape!
16:56We've broken free. Hurry, before they hook us again!
17:00Mark my words, oh penguins.
17:03I will return to retrieve my disperser another day.
17:09Hurry! Shoot the thingy at Cavitus' ship before he gets away!
17:13It's technical commander-speak, Midgell.
17:15You wouldn't understand.
17:17Look! It's a metric magnetic matter disperser.
17:25Cavitus is getting away.
17:27No matter. Our first job is fixing the galezel for Jason and Michelle.
17:31True, true.
17:33Why confront a dangerous foe when you can let him go and have Grandmum's cocoa?
17:39Hmph.
17:42How did Cavitus get that metric, uh, thingy?
17:46Stole it from Bert Burtman, most likely.
17:49Well, this is in perfect condition. You're going home, children.
17:55But first, we have a date with some frozen confections.
18:09Well, what can we say? Thanks again, guys.
18:12Not a problem, Sol. We would have been here a lot sooner, but Cavitus' gnat bought out us at each other's throats.
18:18Here, Fitch, have a frozen pumpkin-sicle as a peace offering.
18:24I've learned my lesson, too, and I'm certainly glad to see you two are speaking again.
18:29It got crazy there for a minute, didn't it?
18:33You know, I guess I could have lost my gum when the galezel pulled us in.
18:38No. Might have been me.
18:40Anyway, I don't think either of us can really know for sure.
18:44Either way, I'm sorry I blamed you and got so angry.
18:48Me, too, Jason.
18:50Oh, Sol, I was meaning to ask you, do you know whatever happened to my old assistant, Bert Burtman?
18:57Bert Burtman. Hmm. Bert Burtman.
19:01Oh, yeah, I remember him. Inventor. Nice kid. Big teeth.
19:07Don't have a clue what happened to that little hamster.
19:10Hamster?
19:11Oh, yes. I didn't mention that to you before. Bert was my pet hamster.
19:16Yes, he was very ambitious.
19:19Well, children, ready to go home?
19:22You bet!
19:27Oh, well, you're a smashing paperboy, I'm not saying otherwise.
19:31But you didn't deliver my paper this morning.
19:34Well, where is it, then?
19:36I did look, young man. I did.
19:40Oh, my! Wherever did you find it, Pumpkin?
19:45Under the picnic table, Grandmum.
19:47Why, thank you. That's...
19:49Oh, dear.
19:50What's the matter?
19:51I accused the paperboy of not delivering it. Oh, I feel just horrible.
19:57Sol told us those who have knowledge use words with restraint, and those who have understanding are even-tempered.
20:05That means the more you know, the less you get angry.
20:08Sol?
20:09Just a friend of ours.
20:11Well, he's a very wise friend indeed.
20:14Now, why don't you two kumquats go get ready for bed, whilst I call the paperboy and apologise.
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