321 Penguins Give and Let's Give (Asia Star International) (without intro)
I removed the intro for copyright reasons
Transcript
00:00Martin is pretty pretty would you like a cupcake cupcake I'm the captain I should
00:15be served before the crew are they all gone I'm not sure there are enough to go
00:20around grandmum secret recipe chocolate squid
00:28yum yes they're all gone now not quite there's enough for a major vigil and
00:36you one for Jason no Jason doesn't get any why not
00:42uh you sure really he can have mine I made them I say who gets them but
00:48grandma sent me to my room to think about my behavior do you think that's
00:53fair I would never disagree with a grandmum
00:57you should share with your brother
01:01Admiral strap on the horn we have a mission duty calls Kevin the hat thank
01:12you
01:31let me have a cupcake I'll tell grandma me learn your lesson when you get back
01:41no I made them I say who gets one you won't give me one because you're still
01:47mad about placer tag yeah it was no fair I was sick of being it at least I shared
01:54with you you gave me the broken one this one it's a new invention vigil even
02:00said it didn't work right no thanks that thing is a placer tag magnet
02:18wherever I hid in the room that beam would find me I was fine but it's not my
02:27fault it doesn't work keepers fail cupcakes
02:40Kevin we just received a new directive it's a class for planetary operation
02:45right this is the big one battle stations man the main blasters
02:49standby tracking and target systems raise shields sir class for operation
02:57it's intervention between two opposing factions it's a peacekeeping mission
03:01right okay so what's our heading to the planet share alike land of the great
03:08Sahara Desert look fortune cookie what Saul never gave me a fortune cookie the
03:18generous soul shall be blessed and he that waters shall be watered also
03:23himself interesting what does that mean who knows I believe the conflict on
03:30share alike has something to do with water maybe he's talking about that no
03:34the fortune seems to be talking about sharing you know generosity wouldn't
03:40know anything about that would you
03:44Kevin put that thing away we have a mission this is no time for games to
03:56planet share alike
04:00what a lovely planet looks pretty dry to me it's all how you look at it I'm
04:15looking with my eyes and it looks pretty dry silicon-based soil compounds
04:20arid surface climate 80 degrees zero humidity and oh this is interesting I'm
04:25major underground reservoirs major who I'm detecting water underground what do
04:35you think you're doing wait a minute I've got something precisely three point
04:42one four degrees east by northeast what is it something different very different
04:48come along follow me sure East sounds good let's go that way everyone stay
04:54together
05:10well hello and welcome so nice of you to come you must be from the Federation I
05:17am plan this is my wife sham we are the mingos thank you for arriving so quickly
05:24like you hurt it's our job sir we received a class 5 planetary request for
05:32assistance ah that was a class for whatever what seems to be the problem
05:36that is our problem well actually one of several thousand little pants get your
05:43wings off me a long-legged twinkie business
05:47we're Federation officers here to help you my lawn ornament friends sure
05:53and what's your story small fry who me I'm Jason this is my sister Michelle
06:00where would them yeah well I don't like the looks of them words of a feather no
06:05what I mean I'll plead my case to the kids a regulation permits the selection
06:11of an arbiter providing there are no linguistic or dialectical difficulties
06:15thanks Einstein you always talk like that so get name's nutty McFluffy pants
06:23call me Jeff please all right this is it pure and simple
06:29taste all our water and we want it back that's a blatant fabrication we had an
06:34agreement now you pot-bellied hooligans are
06:37threatening to attack us and go back on the deal who you calling a hooligan
06:41boy legs excuse me but did you say attack you bet your beak in fact the
06:46signals been given and my boy should be on their way right about now
06:53you
07:06hand over the water if you know what's good for you I told you now do
07:11something or we will we want our water
07:17well how about you share the procedural directives of a class for planetary
07:32operation but typically requires a review of the history which preceded
07:36said disputes they mains before you launch a war why don't you tell us how
07:41it started oh it all started several years ago oh yes things are very
07:48different back then in those days was very little water we barely survived
07:53from day to day while over there the gnomes lived in the lap of luxury there's
08:01was a land full and lush with vegetation trees food but most of all water they had
08:08a pond and with all they had would they help us would they share no but one day
08:16it all changed a metal man saw our plight and he helped us
08:27it was through his clever genius that everything was turned around creating
08:34this the happy land we have here today you stole all the water stealings naughty
08:43you had your turn now it's ours sharing's nice why you no good bandy-legged
08:48beanpole you stole our pawn who I'm calling isn't very never we only tapped
08:55into the water below with the pump from cavitus wait a minute did you say
08:59cavitus baron cavitus oh he's gonna get it now it's one big fat timeout for him
09:06boy you watch and see gentlemen you've been had no time to waste take us to the
09:12house
09:17perfect perfect the penguins have wandered into my little conflict soon
09:22the fires of war will be lit and planet share alike will be mine and it's not
09:28even my birthday but master won't the penguins help them and stop the war not
09:34so watch and learn second thought just watch
09:48all right mr. Federation guy is the hose now what
09:58watch this
10:13we're in trouble you think what did you do yes what have you done I I I I don't
10:22know
10:42it must be cavitus he shut off the water some kind of remote signal there must be
10:47a pump somewhere out there Fidge give me a spectrometer what for I want to try
10:53something no you'll break it what can't he borrow it for a moment he might be
10:58able to get us free no he's never careful with my things it's a delicate
11:03device but doctor what about soul's cookie what about sharing well what do
11:09you want it for anyway I need to get back to this ship to get a fix on the
11:13pump so you can find it override the signal and turn it back on please this
11:19is no time to be stingy don't get any sand in it thank you I'll head to the
11:26ship you look around here keep your communicator on now I realize how this
11:31all must appear but I assure you that despite my hardy physique I'm really not
11:35strong enough to break your water hose right let's see what's what there we are
11:44round and around around we go and gotcha vigil do you read come in that's not
11:55good I mean unless it actually was Christmas all right listen I got the
12:00pump coordinates stand by did I mention I was here on a peaceful mission
12:07right I'm here the pump has a metal casing and from the looks of it I'm
12:35going to I need some tools yes thank you just get that pump working
12:42master there is still no fighting where is the war patience patience they're
13:04getting ready for war these things take time the planet share alike is just
13:10within our grasp with all of its vast resources add to that the end of the
13:16penguins a prize well worth waiting for wouldn't you say
13:22what are we gonna do well we're not gonna panic okay now if I can just just
13:45you want us to help you no just look natural I've almost nearly there how are
13:59we supposed to fix this problem both those selfish birds would just share
14:04the water there wouldn't even be a problem selfish sharing's good wait a
14:10minute why should they the norm started it they wouldn't share the water when
14:15they had it oh that's great the cupcake Queen has spoken and since digital shut
14:22off the water nobody has I didn't shut off the water why does everyone keep
14:26saying that I was standing there just like you I didn't do anything I thought
14:31you said we shouldn't panic I'm bored yeah well hello Kevin is that you we've
14:43been trying to raise you in the captain I'm trying to open the control panel so
14:47I can boost the transverse override and operate the pump manually hello Kevin
14:54hello Kevin is the captain there a bit tied up vigil I'm here you found the
15:04pump any idea what shut it off I'll give you one guess well it wasn't me I can
15:09tell you that was it the duck Lord Cavitus Cavitus drat I was gonna say
15:14that okay ask me another one our Jason and Michelle there yes oh come on that's
15:19too easy I want a hard one Mitchell is on his way to rescue you I'll join you
15:23just as soon as I can vigil out captain I got your positions prepare to transport
15:49congratulations you've restored the water how heroic and now thanks to you
16:11I've thought of a much better plan a way to destroy both meddlesome civilizations
16:16all at once and get rid of you as well yeah it's perfect really thank you
16:23what's the status of the pipeline midge is the water back on yet scanning
16:34affirmative water's flowing terrific way to go vigil vigil his comm link is off
16:41that's not like him sir what's going on vigil got the water back on isn't it
16:47great what about the war what war over the water oh yeah that's still a problem
16:53isn't it sir I found vigil and it looks like the problem's gotten a lot bigger
16:58great Scott that hose is gonna blow and wipe out everything
17:04I got nothing
17:14I'm sorry about the cupcakes I was wrong not to share but now I need your help if
17:37we're going to say vigil okay I'm in
18:07what do you want haven't you done enough harm just stand back vigil vigil is that
18:21you
18:25how do I turn the blazer beam into a laser well if you take up the filter and
18:30boost the maximum frequency the light will become a laser but the beam will
18:34still be self-reflecting it won't fire straight that's fine just hold on
18:38ready
19:08you see when you're generous with what you have everybody benefits
19:38well don't just stand there untape me
20:08miss pretty pretty grandma and I made them ourselves
20:17oh hello pumpkin I hope you've had time to think about sharing I have grandma oh
20:23why that's right very good young lady you have learned something yes grandma I
20:31learned when you're stingy it makes for a disaster it's better to be generous
20:37and share what you have with others see I'm even sharing with Jason if I have to
20:44attend her party I have to dress for it anything for a cupcake
21:07you