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00:00Like going live
00:03So as Kirk does not come in today, I guess oh
00:07There he is
00:08There he is
00:10The host we're live
00:12What's up, Kirk? Are we live? We're live babies. The show starts. I apologize. It's 1130
00:18So it's you know, I was just finished my program. How you guys doing? I'm doing great
00:23Are you guys got an AC problem?
00:25House is too big. So I've been
00:28Guy can't even figure it out. Well, no, it's I don't know what's going on. What it looks like here
00:33Your house is a window unit house
00:36That's why I'm not joking that's what that window
00:41You have an AC yeah, I got I got I got one of those
00:44It's a real powerful fan that just does the whole house that look like you're one of the wall units
00:49What's a Walgreens and guzzling?
00:51That that is the beauty of having one of those old houses where you stick them in the window. Those are easy
00:57I don't know the house is installed. What's it? What's it? What would you say? The temperature is right now in the room? You're in Dave
01:0378
01:06Maybe 77 like downstairs is cool. But upstairs. Yeah, it's a lot of things going on
01:13Forgetting about sorry Kirk. I know this is your show to host but forgetting about the AC and stuff
01:18You are an absolute prick to be rooting on Nate Buston in that tournament
01:23One of the meaner things I've ever seen for a guy who says he doesn't take glitter
01:27This guy had a chance and went on a little bit of run and you're blatantly
01:31Chanting I'd be bust Nate bust before Dave answer. Let me can I can I just defend to be he's free to defend himself
01:37But like you want Dave to like then go against who he is like you want to know
01:41No, I'd like he doesn't want he doesn't like the guy doesn't want him to win
01:45Nate I
01:47texted
01:49If for people think oh, it's a joke and oh hey a joke
01:53This and that big cat and I were texting me his big cat
01:56staked him
01:58So he had like 60%
02:03First of all, I I almost puked when he was called the savior of barstool and in a lot of poker guys, but uh
02:11He said leave the dog alone
02:14247 yesterday Dave is he texted me just leave the dog alone Dave
02:18I go I hate him so much
02:20But I want to but I want him to win the money of 60% Sorry, I can't stand him
02:24I understand. I won't be promoting poker goal, but I need to cast just something
02:29he's just
02:32He's so unlikable in his unlike ableness to me goes times
02:38100 when he goes to like these poker things and thinks he's the center of the universe and oh
02:44Thank you for all the positive support in that speech he gave I like a more when he plays poker. Oh
02:51He's so he's so obnoxious. He's a he's gonna drum you. Oh, there he is. He's a he's a bad guy
03:01Fresh off a 700th place finishes
03:06717th and this guy's
03:08People though, well half of them were gone before even played because he wasn't gonna show up
03:13He's I do need an explanation Nate. How do you get into the tournament after it started? That's a let's like
03:18Oh, I'm gonna hop into the Masters after the first round the poker go fellatio
03:23The second so Nate's promoting poker go he's probably got some side deal because the king of the side deals
03:30So he's like hey, come watch me on poker go. I'm like get poker goes cock out of your mouth
03:37There was a little bit that literally
03:39Literally less than three seconds after I tweeted that guess who text a mincey. Hey poker go wants to do a deal with Barstool
03:47No shit, these fucking leeches get him out of here. Oh
03:54Hi, Dave, how are you?
03:57I'm good. You say where are you? I'm in Las Vegas, Nevada to be editing the blog
04:04Thanks for having me on Dave you have any more of the hits you want to play
04:08personality
04:15You're a mean bad guy
04:17So this is a mean bad guy
04:19Anybody has a glimmer of success at this company
04:23You have to make it all about you in the most negative most Davey page use
04:28For you, I'm allowed to root against you I didn't make I tweet twice
04:33That's the well cuz Dan put you in a body bag. He said he said not to tweet and you listen to him
04:39What are you talking? I want to sleep
04:42Well, yeah, I guess it did become six o'clock. You had your early bird dinner. You go to bed
04:46I'm allowed to work against you Dave. Hey, you're an
04:51Unlikable guy. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie
04:56It's
04:58Sorry, you're mad about Dave is people have picked up on your bullshit and they just know that you play the same hits over and
05:05over again
05:11Well Nate Nate that's what I would say is I gave Dave credit because he doesn't like you like why should he pretend to
05:16Like you and roofie if he doesn't like you I wouldn't correct you wouldn't do that Nate
05:19Why would you want him to do that?
05:26Like I don't get that now we have to tell people to shut up and not hurt
05:30We know he can do anything he wants. He does anything he wants. Why?
05:35It doesn't make him not a jealous bitter old fuck to be honest I responded
05:40To a tweet that I read from you being like I'm blocking anybody who says mean things about me like a soft guy
05:47So I'm like, all right, I fucking you're soft and I hope you bust
05:52Yeah
05:53People you've blocked before to Dave like you're you just decide here and there when I
05:59Do the only time I block people's literally if I can't get people soft-ass, bitch
06:07What was a what was a company-wide email I'm not Dave could confirm this I don't get some mean girls thing
06:12What I don't know. I don't get emails, you know, you don't let me get emails
06:15It was the mean girls when it was the clemmer mean girls thing when I'm like, how about not fucking
06:23Trying to savage people who could make money for the company. Oh, I mean I was not on that. All right, okay
06:29All right, they've said we're not a bullying company. We all have to be nice to each other. I won't
06:34Yes, yes you did you said I won't stand for it we're not a bullying company
06:39He's just so obnoxious
06:44Yeah, you just want to turn around root for this guy
06:51So now I got a root for the worst guy he gets on your skin
06:55He makes my skin crawl the longer. He's in the tournament the more none of the deal with this fucking guy
07:01I want him out. Will you bet you tweet this morning? You're gonna beat him, right? So you guys will play you're in me. I
07:08Let me say this yeah, Dave if you played the 250k it would have been the most humbling
07:14Experience of your life. You have less than a 0% chance against these people. Yeah
07:21Yeah, what's that what if he like
07:26Again our sample size
07:28Nate
07:29Smitty like to to clearly the dumbest guys. We got I don't think Nate is stupid check it off
07:37Another one of the Davey hits check it off dumbest guys. There we go
07:42Many and Nancy not to the dumbest guys we got
07:45But you just say the same shit over and over again, but you don't we're talking about poker skill
07:50We've been trying to play for 10 years. You won't do it because you know, you have no shot play me or shut the fuck up
07:57Okay, I said I'm gonna play you
08:01Here's the thing Nate
08:03Like we I know you do nothing all year except go to the Las Vegas and play the tournament
08:08Which is why the mid-season eight Nates and guys show up there
08:11I
08:12Will I would have played this year?
08:13But I had to play once before I played in the 250 and I had something right before at the Celtics
08:19Sorry, the excuses so for the last 10 years. You've just had something I had this has this hasn't been a 10-year like thing
08:26We've talked about every second
08:28Name how much you've tweeted for 10 years about why you haven't done it
08:32You want 20 scared because you know, you're not good. You want 20 cents? I hope you want 20 cents. I don't guess accurate
08:38Yeah, I'm doing here. I said in my tweet Kirk. I said, I'm not throwing a parade for 717
08:45You said you're not throwing a parade
08:55He was in the Canyon a hero
08:59I'm not
09:02Thing was a goddamn parade. It was a parade. It's a cool event. See Dave. You can just be happy for someone
09:08It's a thing. Do you like? No, we're not for you. I don't like you
09:12You are do you hear your voice out loud when you just say the most bullshit negative stuff?
09:18Like I don't like when you go to bed. Are you happy with how just depressed you are?
09:22I'm not depressed. You're the one who's always depressed. Not me
09:25I mean Dave, it's okay not to like you right like people don't like me. He just doesn't like you
09:29So what you know what?
09:32Like in four weeks, he's gonna sabotage somebody he's gonna say somebody sucks at their job and there's gonna be this thing at Barstool
09:39Like he's unlikable. He's proven himself. So I'm sorry. I can't root for an unlikable guy
09:45I told Daniel this is the worst thing you ever did Dan trying to make him likable. I
09:50Think we're going in circles. What are the parameters?
09:52What are the parameters of this match because we discussed like a month or two ago me and Kirk announce it
09:57Yeah, that's absolutely. So what are the wasn't it? Like even money like Nate? Did you have sort of advantage or something?
10:04I think now he's well in this tournament that
10:06Kirk if you recall when we originally talked about it years ago old office
10:11Dave laid out the parameters where he was gonna give me ten to one. It was his idea. Not mine
10:16I accepted and now he's backtracking like a pussy. Okay, but but you've played well
10:21You've already obviously played under the big spots now. Why don't you be the bigger man and say, you know what?
10:25I'll play this guy even up forget the ten to one
10:27Why don't you do and I'd Kirk if you recall when we discussed it last month I did I said Dave you can be a
10:32Pussy you can back out of you said they've said my words my bond as he immediately backed out of his word
10:37Like the soft piece of shit he is
10:40Immediately I haven't watched the clip, but he's immediately
10:43I
10:47Years ago, he's talking about conversation. We had like ten years ago your words your bond your word is your bond you say that
10:55not
10:56This is who you root for. This is who you guys want me to report
10:59You're a backtracking pussy if your words your bond your words your bond. It doesn't
11:13Just
11:16Okay, great, he's a pussy whatever so we agree even odds you're both in for that. Yes, Nate
11:24Kurt I got
11:26Money your opinion Kirk. Yeah, because obviously Dave says everyone hates Nate, but if he they went one-on-one
11:34You think the company's more rooting for Dave with all the money? No Nate Nate. That's the underdog story like fuck
11:41No, nobody nobody roots for the the rich guy that's like this guy as much as you say they do. Yeah, but people I
11:49Listen, you wrote the rooted for him. Who would you root for and I know here's the question Whitney if I said you we gotta
11:54Go out so you gotta go to dinner with somebody either me or Nate
11:58You're going with me a hundred out of a hundred times
11:59If you say you got a root for one of these guys in poker you're rooting for Nate. I can't do that
12:04No, I can't root for the guy I find makes my skin crawl the most ideal situation
12:11And yeah, I would root for Nate
12:13But if you somehow rivered him on like an all-in situation to win, that would be pretty pretty entertaining
12:19No, do we I want Nate we've made it when we can do this. I know you're busy Dave. I know Nate's busy
12:24So I think we can do it at Foxwoods was which helps good. What's all he doesn't like dad
12:31What was that face? He just made
12:35I know
12:37Tables he has poker go tables. Guess what?
12:40We have Draftkings Foxwoods, which keeps your ass in business not poker go. We'll do it at Foxwoods Nate
12:46What's your bitch with that name? What's the issue? Yeah
12:51I've had it all set up for years
12:56Deal Foxwoods yes or no with who yes
12:58I mean anything who do you have it set up to me? Who do you have it set up with with your friends go Dave?
13:03I
13:08Was gross
13:09How much do they pay you?
13:11Zero. Yeah, right. Well, that doesn't make sense Nate considering
13:15You're like bringing all these views to their Twitter feed the other day like you're making poker go popular
13:22Yeah, it's like when Dave goes on Fox News like you just go up who asked you to go on
13:27I'll go on any show that asked me. Yeah, but Fox News has an audience
13:31Yeah, so does poker go when Nate's on there
13:34They have an audience all the time. They're the biggest poker platform in the world
13:40Who's the poker of like CNN?
13:44Poker go. Oh, they're Fox News and CNN. So they're the big dog. They were like the one. Yeah, they're monopoly
13:50They do it all what can we can we cuz this is gonna float away
13:53Can we get like a hard date for this because this would be something we do for money. Yeah, when is the Foxwoods?
13:59We got set up it was offered that we can use it whenever we want I believe what great set it up
14:05Well, what was that again that expression, you know, it's it's I it just seems like you won't play
14:11Like you've just backed out for a decade straight while making up excuses. Well, maybe don't you wait?
14:16why don't you coordinate with the people that are doing this and figure out the Foxwoods date and give Dave like five dates and then
14:22Before this poker thing came up before this poker thing came up when I rementioned it
14:27We hadn't talked about this in years
14:29Cuz you were dodging them. Yeah
14:32Dave a shocker. You hadn't brought it up in years. Wow, who would have thought?
14:37All right. Okay, we're gone. Sure. Sorry Nate. See you later. Congratulations. Congrats on 717 great 717
14:43Well, you can hang it above your bed
14:46717
14:48I thought it like I mean, what are 20,000 people boy?
14:51Half of them were gone before even fucking showed up
14:54Even answer that so he you can show up. Yeah, how does that work? I don't know anything really about it
15:00how does that work because I think there's a school of thought like I
15:05Maybe it could be an advantage or disadvantage you avoid some of the scrum in the beginning, but you can't raise
15:12I don't really know. All I know is for the one clear lie
15:17Was he throw himself a parade? Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a dream come true tweet
15:22I think the tweet said like dream come true and then at the end it was like 7-7 you do the video where you're like
15:27Hey, thanks everyone for being on this row with me in this
15:30And you are in parade, which is fine. Just own it like he was very happy
15:34He got some attention people usually hate him other than Dave people were kind of into it
15:38But like, you know, yeah, you can't do a thing where you're like, oh, I didn't throw a parade
15:41I've just been through too much with him to suddenly turn it around and be like, yeah, I'm gonna root for Nate
15:48He's an unlikable guy
15:50I got no problem. It'll be my unlikable guy. I
15:54Should be rooting for him harder than anybody because whatever you had to gas Nate or Smitty tomorrow
16:01Smitty way before Nate, okay
16:04But you don't hate Smitty like you hate Nate. No, I don't I I don't like Smitty at all
16:10He called me a Jew
16:12Yeah, I say gas exclamation point
16:16And I have no proof it was him
16:19Oh
16:24By the way, why isn't it so goddamn soft like it's like golf it's fun
16:31Me rooting is Nate. It's good brings more people in my people into a you just so soft
16:38But I I think he's working out. He's doing all these things or maybe he's like
16:43Getting into the positive energy and vibes and he's trying to just pay you seem really good
16:48Rid of all the haters like it could be a whole mental change. He's going through not just his physical change
16:54He seemed really positive in that last segment. It was really really a new guy
16:58He's Nate is always a different Nate. He didn't like you blowing the microphone. He like gave any by that
17:05Well, did you see rashes like we knew it in Foxwood? Oh
17:09Oh
17:14The guy to the poker go guys arm tweet
17:17He's like we offer you guys a deal in the morning
17:19You said no, we didn't you didn't offer us dick mincey texted me a second after I met mincey and in Nate are like
17:26Poker go employees. It's he's like I gave him some free brick watches
17:31Come on. Oh
17:34Good for him 717 II I think he won
17:3717 grand was it some like profit? Yeah, I think I think so
17:44That's not Tara. I think 20 cents
17:46Well 60% goes to Dan
17:49Well, that's true, too. All right
17:51Let me ask you guys this because it will get a Dave made some news yesterday with this as well if you
17:576,200 yard course
17:59What does Biden shoot?
18:01Does he break a hundred fit rigs now? We're talking about the other day. I don't he breaks 150
18:06Yeah, no, I I don't think so if there's a hole if there's a hole with like a hundred twenty yards like me
18:11There was a hole a carry yard carry of 120 carry water
18:15He could if you're hitting the back of cups like golf like a legit round of golf, right?
18:21I mean, I think we're talking 200. I mean, it's like first forget the drives. What about four footers?
18:27Yeah, like yeah, 180 yards out on a par for us, but we're dry
18:31We haven't spoken since that debate. I don't think that no
18:35Maybe I missed it that that golf argument. I mean, that's funnier than any movie hilarious
18:42but the look on Trump's face like
18:44They're debating about like all these serious world issues war NATO
18:49Abortion in the anybody's ever played golf in their life
18:51I was lying down on the couch and when he said that I was like Trump I shot
18:57Talking about
18:59Handicaps a good fucking golfer
19:01Unbelievable. Yeah
19:03There's reports that he act that he he was like four or five years ago, but even then he was like lying about
19:11Yeah, I
19:13Know what Trump goes? I've seen you swing. I know well, that's in the thing about it beyond even it being like hilarious
19:20It's so stupid and he's gone but like Trump's never gonna let it go
19:25Like he issued the formal challenge like now everything just gonna be like he did him jumping in in the golf debate
19:32That'll live on forever that I was saying to my buddy that if they played and he gave him 20 shots
19:38And it was a million to charity
19:41I'd pay I mean I'd pay five thousand dollars on pay-per-view to watch that
19:45I'll be believable imagine the world view numbers the world would it would be the most watched guys
19:50How many strokes do you actually have to think he gives them to make it like competitive 40 50 20 aside?
19:5740 40 Trump smashes the ball. How old's Trump Kirk? He's 78. He's melting
20:06So if Trump hits him 50 yards past me if Trump shot 85
20:11Shot 90. I think he'd beat him by 40 shots
20:14Like I don't think Biden can you know you tweeted yesterday Dave about the Clooney thing like Biden can't walk
20:20Yeah, no, he's I feel bad. I feel bad for his brains putting like he can't play
20:24Yeah, he's being manipulated or his wife or his or his family who fucking knows
20:29Yeah, he's but that he's been gone for a long time
20:32Like I mean, you see these old people like, you know, who driver only he's 85 yard par threes
20:37That would be like Biden. I don't take dry
20:40I don't even know I don't even know that Biden can like he the ball at this point. Yeah, like he can't walk
20:46No
20:46It's in you were right yesterday Clooney
20:48But I had an op-ed in New York Times saying that which all these guys Stephen King Rob Reiner
20:53Now all Hollywood's coming out after all the Democrats saying meanwhile three weeks ago
20:58Clooney saw this thing. He raised 25 million and just left just walked away
21:03The bigger part of it, which I've said from the beginning
21:06There's no shot the people who are close to Biden like when I saw the debate
21:12I thought he did well like Biden did better than I thought I was like, oh, he's actually like hasn't fallen asleep
21:18So, I don't listen anybody who put him out there who's close and allowed him to do that debate
21:24We're just setting him up so they could whack him. That's the only why else what else do you think was going to happen?
21:30But why still here? It's two weeks later. He's still here. Why?
21:33Yeah, because I think so. I think maybe my theory would be they tried to get him to step down previous
21:40He won't do it
21:41They're like, all right go do this debate and we're gonna show the world how gone you are somebody I whether it's his wife
21:47Whether it's his family whoever is running the presidency this moment has power. Nobody wants to give that up you give up Biden
21:56Whoever is the the puppet masters their puppets gone?
21:59So that's the only thing I can come up with because how can you know somebody that well and everyone's saying it like Clooney's saying
22:06Everybody's saying it. Yeah, he's he's
22:09Parkinson's or whatever it may be. Well, why would you let him go debate if you wanted to go the distance?
22:14It's also bullshit because everybody
22:16All these Democrats all these media people last two weeks like I can't believe this anybody who's been on Twitter for the last four years
22:22Exactly. He's this every single like the man. I saw Biden begin to shuffle out at that debate
22:27I was like, oh this is actually happening. The thing you see every day on Twitter is real. Not only that they're lying
22:32I mean, they're flat-out lying like when Obama escorted him out at that charity event
22:36They're like the photo is doctor their friends like you're blatantly lying which but that listen that's powerful course on both sides
22:44My only thing and I might have said this on the show if I had I apologize
22:47Why does the the right the Republicans?
22:51Why don't they just let like they should want him in if he's out they may lose
22:55I think I do. Oh, I don't think I don't think Trump wants to Trump Trump has been shockingly
23:01Shockingly, he's been smartly silent. This is like a mix
23:05he said a few things but this is as
23:07Quiet as he's been over a long span of time because like you said you want him and you want Biden in the only I
23:13Love how we're considering him quiet, even though he's Chuck. I don't
23:19Strokes for a million bucks
23:20Usually he's he's firing at everybody all the time. But the only thing I would say is also like they
23:26Harris is more unpopular than Biden though, like that. I mean, I think the Democrats don't want Harrison there
23:32Yeah, I I think and I'm not sure on the law on this
23:35But I thought I saw something's like it tried. I don't know. Let's say the DNC
23:39Right if they have all these donations and you don't give it to Kamala
23:44I'm not sure can just go to the next person because of the theory it was donated to this ticket
23:49I think there's some truth to that. So I don't know. I don't know. It's also you could say well
23:54They didn't replace Biden earlier because the DNC wants a handpick who replaces them. So there's no election. There's no real election
24:02How about you guys I'm that's all I pay attention to now is this stuff I'm obsessed by it
24:06I'm watching the full White House press briefings
24:08You have you know this Parkinson's doctor went in there 12 10 times or something private to meet with Biden
24:13His name's were on the log then the press secretary's like I can't say it's but and now the press has turned now the press
24:19Is angry at them. It's just a fucking disaster my dad
24:23My dad is the biggest anti-trump. So I asked him like would you vote for a head of lettuce?
24:28Against Trump and he goes I hope his answer is just like I hope when I'm an old head of lettuce
24:34You just don't throw me in the trash
24:39It was like me and Edmonton like the interview after he's like I had a bad night
24:48Speaking of rare Admiral go ahead. Yeah, I was gonna mention that so we're at most taking a little little break, huh? Yeah, so rear
24:56Things have spiraled a little bit and and rear and I started this show as biz said rears the godfather spit chicklets an
25:03Enormous mistake was made by us as a group. I guess you could say rears at the head since it's his life
25:10But when rear got divorced
25:12we kind of turned it into like single rear admirals back and people were disgusted and
25:18And I think there was a sense of like people are really into hearing Paul Bissonettes
25:23I don't like not
25:25sexcapades but single-life living and his
25:28People aren't interested in our a single life and all of a sudden the hate kind of started coming and then RA was
25:35You know
25:35it's just been a little heavy probably on the substances and stuff and he's never taken a break from work and it was just
25:41The Kirk I appreciated what you said when biz and I called in from the golf course about like fuck the haters
25:48Yeah, it was take, you know, it was taken over it was like every single comment and it's
25:54Go, I think more important that with is like if he's got real issues
25:57Like yes haters or not go get it taken care of, you know
26:00Get your shit together and then come back which I'm sure is what will happen right now
26:05Dave's known rear longer than any of us and he's a he's a
26:08Quirky guy like people are always talking about like him shaking around. He kind of just can't sit still he's moving around but
26:15He needs to talk to somebody he needs to figure out some substance issues
26:20He needs to just get away and biz said it everyone loves a comeback story
26:24But for now, it's like RA go get healthy go do what you need to do now
26:29I I do need to talk to him because we had this long calls a great call
26:32Very open and honest kind of like a good team meeting and you know
26:37It takes some time and then I think he sent about 8,000 tweets in the last couple days
26:42I don't know if he understood that it's like take a break from social media as well now
26:47Also that could be kind of a release for him and maybe a way for him to still feel like he's in the mix
26:52but I just am rooting for rear Admiral to get healthy to get his
26:56Everything going straight again to get back on the show and be the old RA that we knew and loved
27:02But there had to be a had to be a decision and a break was needed. So do we then think?
27:09maybe
27:10All the texts and messages of support saying that kachuks fucked him and like they'll never like those kachuks and all the NHL players
27:18Who came out of the woodwork to support him? Maybe was made up. I
27:23Know of one ex NHL or that texted him. I know of one. I don't know
27:28I'm not gonna say he made things up but biz ran into kachuk at the Calgary Stampede and he was laughing
27:34He said of course I had to bust his balls, right?
27:36So, so, you know, he's not like really holding that over him forever, I don't I wouldn't think
27:43like a guy of
27:45Kachuks and like stature which just wanted Stanley Cup one of the best players in the team would hold a grudge first rear Admiral
27:52No, it's yeah, it just doesn't seem like that's necessary
27:55but I
27:57Looking back the guy was like I've seen you dancing with an Edmonton Oilers cutoff jersey
28:03Weeks like I'm not gonna shake your hand on the ice. That was just how it went down
28:07But that was the end, you know
28:08You gotta hit hit the bottom before you go back up and for the first time already told us like I know I got some
28:14Problems like I think the first step in terms of the person actually can't force someone to go get help
28:19But he knew it's time to get some help. That's what we're rooting for him. Good and you uh, re-sign pet Beverly
28:25Yep. Yep. He's back. Yeah, is he doing is he in surviving this year?
28:30As of now he is yes, he said he wanted to do it. Oh good. Okay, so you got him any other contract stuff or
28:37Anybody else? No
28:39No negotiating a bunch right now, but nothing to report any with this chicken fry stuff
28:44I saw some people tweeted me that she wants to do chicken fry does that time to time?
28:49Will say things and it's like what are you talking about? I mean you heard Zack if she wanted to do a
28:55Podcast they could do it with us tomorrow. Like we'd make it work
28:58I did talk to her about it. I'm like, is that real? She's like, I don't know. I was just kind of talking Zack
29:05He said he was gonna only tour this would be his last tour I find that hard to believe it's not gonna happen because
29:11Forever it's what he said. Come on. We didn't get that people musicians say shit like that all the time
29:16That's how they make their dough, right? I know. Yeah, they just love it. They're addicted to it like there and he's
29:21It's still I think I'm actually going with chicken fry to see him
29:28Gillette like Wednesday, but it is kind of still surreal because I mean he's like
29:34He's in country music right now. So
29:38Do couples?
29:40Podcasts tend to like is that a thing out there? They're successful like couples podcasts, you know, it's one of those things
29:46I am so not in the loop with anybody's podcast except like our podcast and occasion
29:52I'll see like things mentioned as competitors
29:54There's not none that like jump our that I have any interest in I mean
29:59if that podcast they did a podcast since remotely interesting it would work because he's
30:05Gigantic, you know, it's young people people listen to it. Yeah, because he's fucking gigantic. So Dave, can we go into this?
30:12this woman that
30:14Owned you on the island of Nantucket. What happened?
30:17This this lady Sue cost Sue Costello. I love her. I
30:24Was waiting for my food at Millie's the or the roundabout
30:29It's only me in there. She gets comes right up takes her glasses pulls him down looks at me
30:35She goes do you recognize me? I'm like, no, so you tweeted about me four years ago like, okay, and
30:41She starts ripping in she's like your people came after me for four days
30:46Like you should think twice about it. I didn't even know what she was talking. I had no idea
30:51What I tweeted and then so I'm like, all right
30:54Well, I did ask him like did you deserve it? Usually most of the time I tweet about somebody they provoke me
30:59So I didn't provoke you. I made a joke about rice and beans
31:03Like all right. I had no idea who she was then I want to get the food. We like call my name
31:09She's in my face. I go to the side. I brush her. Don't touch me you fucking lunatic
31:15So you made contact though
31:17We brushed that's contact. I think she would I think she initiated I was trying to get by her to get my food
31:24I went back and looked at the tweet. This lady said the fucking barstool fun was a scam
31:29I call it. I said you're an asshole. That's all that was said
31:34some guy from the Nantucket
31:37Comedy Festival
31:38Emailed me goes I want to tell you something and that's kind of like a big thing here
31:42That comedian that Suka still she's the worst human who ever lived like she is the worst human
31:49So yeah, everyone's glad she got my face. She was not but unfortunately for you not an intimidating character
31:55So I wasn't like nervous. It's like oh this lady's fucking crazy
31:59So yeah that happened. Did you see the I got a bunch of tweets cuz I'm into it, too
32:04So you gave Papa Gino's a good review, which I was happy about. Yeah, it was good. Yeah. Yeah, it's incredible
32:09I think I'm gonna sit down with the
32:12With the guy who like kind of owns it see if I can't get involved
32:15Maybe we I think one of my one of my listening to Kirk like you've been talking about Papa Gino years
32:21Did you on EEI? Yeah, I had it every Friday night. I must have been from age six till I call it
32:28Same thing on the weekend. Yeah, you watch your shows. You have your Papa Gino's and it hasn't lost its luster
32:34It's good
32:36When it's good, it's good
32:37Yeah
32:38I got so many
32:39Texts and like DMS and everything being like if you get involved you got to bring back the mini jukebox at every single time
32:45So that I said in my show today you have to do that
32:48If you do that, if you get into it, you have to let
32:52KMS you have to let us run one of the Papa Gino's have the minute fans run one run one the Papa Gino's
32:58Yeah, we love it. It's fucking great. It's one cook in the pizza
33:01Yeah, it's one of those tough things because I do want to get involved
33:04But it's like I'm also struggling mom and pop. Oh, yeah big competitor, but there's not that man
33:11I didn't realize it. It's all they're bleeding like crazy. Yeah, I know I know Oh Dave that reminds me
33:16I actually uh, I asked I ran into a guy who asked me about you and he knows you solely as Kirk said
33:24I'm through pizza reviews. He's like, I just know him for Pete. I'm obsessed with the pizza reviews and
33:29He's severely kind of disappointed that you don't really give bad scores anymore I explained it
33:35Oh, he doesn't want to bury a business, but he's like it's just not like it once was if you know my scoring system
33:41You'll know what a bad score is, but I'm not gonna like it's just I don't want to fucking no
33:47I get it. I get it, but it was a fan. That was just like it's not what it once was
33:52well, I used to give like twos and
33:54Shit like that. No, but oh this too. Have you apologized for this?
33:59Me. Yeah, you're your beef with this Greg Wishanowski guy. So so listen
34:15Listen it's like he said he should have a vote
34:18Listen listen, listen, are you it was very very very passive-aggressive
34:24I hate passive-aggressive. That's very that guy
34:28hates
34:30Barstool
34:31Bitten chicklets and what he did was the tweet
34:35He worded it in a way where he could never ever ever say that he was chirping me. He could easily say
34:42I'm happy
34:46What he did was so see he put in he put in how I voted for Crosby
34:51So that's the passive-aggressiveness
34:53He puts in how brutal he thinks my vote is because Barkov wanted a landslide and I didn't vote for Barkov
35:00So he words it in this passive-aggressive way and then he puts in that that picture as in like what a stupid vote
35:07Why is this guy voting that is a passive-aggressive tweet and I might have overreacted a little bit
35:12But that is not not at all. I'm happy you're voting that is let's write this message. That looks good
35:19And then let's show that he voted for this
35:23Ridiculous type of voting winner of the of the selkie trophy. I've been trust me. Trust me guys
35:28I'm not the PW
35:30Hwa says the days when they wouldn't let bloggers and it sucked open the doors to voters at primarily podcasts
35:35Which IMO is quite new is great weirdo. He tweeted back to you. Yeah, I gave me the weirdo, which
35:51Yeah, that's different then he took out a big old fishing pole
35:55He's like, let me go real in this big right Whitney fish and he had
36:01I'm gonna real this guy hit because there was no way to read this as
36:07Antagonistic to you. There was not
36:11You're not in the hockey circles if you knew him you knew it was act and he had you on the hook and he got
36:17Me I was a big old trope going up river and some guys
36:21And yeah, I bet I bet
36:24You have to Saratoga this weekend or no tomorrow I know tomorrow very excited good
36:30How was it with Elio and all the kids at your house?
36:33he's really like
36:35Great dad pushing me on the kids
36:39What do you mean? Oh, he's telling you to have kids
36:41No, like trying to get them to take pictures with me and like just constantly like go go with you
36:47Yeah, like a camera out like one like
36:518 p.m. Like like right here like they knock on the door. I open he's in the bushes like filming it. It's like Michael Myers
37:01Candy it's like what do you guys shut the door in their face? I almost did. I was like, what?
37:06What's going on here?
37:10It's like yeah
37:13He's trying to rent my house
37:18You know, do you like being around these kids though or no, is it just a yeah, no, he has a great family
37:22They're good kids. Yeah, where you are
37:25You're closing the door on kids. Totally. I
37:28Mean, I don't want kids right now. Yeah. Well, I mean I'm getting old Fox ticking. You don't wanna be
37:34I don't feel the societal societal pressure societal pressure to have kids
37:44Say that what are you are you 47?
37:47Yeah, so yeah, I mean dude, maybe in eight years a long time 55
37:52Pop one out and then you can have anything to let you you'll make it the third grade
37:56It'll be a nice couple years you had with them
37:58It'd be that kid would be so lucky be inherit like fucking hundreds of millions of dollars
38:02It's gotta be 73 3 feet tall and orange in high school graduation. Just be wheeled around
38:08It's a nice cool baseball game arguing with Nate all of a sudden
38:17I
38:22Figure out this fucking you said we don't know when the States can be with Nate. Yeah, I'm gonna play
38:26I'm not under the urgency
38:28My schedule like this guy's acting like we've gone back and forth on it and he overreacts to everything
38:34I woke up and saw Nate fully showing the internet and I'm just I hope this fucking guy busts and then he goes crazy
38:41That's what we do with fundamentally disagree. I like that Dave
38:45I respect the guy who hates somebody who doesn't break if he if he hates him. He hates him
38:48Like why start liking him?
38:51Yeah, I understand I just was like, ah one time he might let him just go on a run but you're right
38:56I should have known how devastating Ben Dave if he had somehow won this thing. Well, he quit he quit in a second
39:02I mean last time he made a run at this, right?
39:05He was screaming at us hanging up saying like we're all suckers and I'll see ya. He'll see us on the other side
39:11Dave what about this picture of of Riggs and Pilar?
39:15They're meeting Kelsey if they happen to if Riggs met Taylor Swift before you is that would that would that just now?
39:22I was invited on that trip. Oh you were invited. Yeah, I passed on it
39:29All right
39:30No, where's it hurts?
39:32I mean, it's weird like if you remember Dave on your on your show
39:36Chicken fry didn't know Bruce Springsteen was and now she's like fucking hang out with the guy that just bothers just bothers you it bothers
39:44That sentence just came out of nowhere
39:49Yeah, just talk to him because he has a song with Springs down his new album if you've heard it yeah
39:53Yeah, they kind of sound a little bit. Yeah. He's very influenced. You can tell yeah. Yeah
40:00Yeah, so yeah, I know that well
40:03I mean, she's dating a monster
40:06Country stars long way of saying if she can get me to meet Bruce Springsteen, that'll be great
40:09I was just trying to jam that Burke
40:10Would you retire immediately and shut down the like your?
40:14Entertainment business forever if you got an hour lunch with Bruce like with that would die
40:19But you never like, you know, I'm always worried about meeting people like your heroes because what if they turn out to be asshole
40:24So what do you think that like? What did you think? No, I'm nice to people. What do you think of like when?
40:30Zuckerberg is USA like 4th of July with born in the 4th of July, which is an anti-american song born the born USA born in
40:37The USA. Yes. What do I think about it?
40:39Well Zuckerberg you picked like everyone's he's so cool. He was trying to be pro for the July picked an anti
40:46USA song. Yeah. Yeah, he's going. I don't know what the fuck is going on with him. But yeah, very strange very strange
40:52All right. I understand that's a that's an anti-american song
40:56but for me when it's pumping I'm still kind of fired up and I don't I like forget that it's anti-american like it's more like
41:02The chorus I'm just like I
41:05Know that it's a great rock song. Yeah. Thank you. Yes. Yeah. No, I'm fine with that
41:09Yeah
41:09I don't get to work double with Mark Zuckerberg still not really the bigger you get Dave the more you're going after suck like
41:15Yeah to be a side of you. That's like this guy might end up seeing this. God knows what he could do
41:20I mean Dante thinks you're in the Illuminati on days an idiot. Yes now that is true
41:25I've got there's enough big people who probably already don't like me. I don't have to worry about that
41:29Oh, yeah, we're not gonna talk about the fence video. Oh
41:32Yeah
41:34My god job, I've ate a really good job. That's pretty impressive. I don't know
41:38I thought you had some salt and pepper on that
41:41No, nobody would have been able to do it. But I mean it went crazy viral. So that's
41:46Well, but he wouldn't be able to do it. Not not that fence up
41:50Not not with the tools and nail that fence in no no shot with the nobodies I had
41:55You weren't even hammering the thing. You looked like an absolute. I don't want bitch. I didn't want to miss it hit my finger
42:01Well, that's part of hammering and nailing. No, what am I gonna break my finger dad? Look, that's Kirk's Drive. That's
42:08Kirk
42:15You're saying nobody what what equipment do you have that that you feel like somebody else couldn't do that with it was it was to it
42:21Was the wrong nail and they were like nobody could do that. No, it wasn't going in at all
42:27You needed us. I needed a screw a screw gun
42:31I've seen some comments that say like for you you and miss Peaches relationship
42:36It seems like she's constantly trying to run away from you
42:40Well, she likes the beach well, yeah, but it's not
42:44Yeah, it's a lot here. I mean if you didn't have a house with the like fucking oh by the way, I
42:49Was to remind me. I was in the supermarket three kids come up to me like
42:54We want to play golf with you. I say today with caddies
42:57We played with that other guy, but we really want to play with you. We don't want to play with the other guy
43:01I'm sweating. That's how I knew you were talk it
43:04You played sanctity the other day. I take it
43:08Probably if I could be a member at any course Kirk, I know you might think I'm crazy, but it might be sanctity
43:14Yeah, because living over here. I can't really golf much. It's it's it's hard to play golf over here
43:20I can't afford an Nantucket golf club probably couldn't get in could never get into sanctity my calm
43:25It's amazing, but it's public tea times are booked in advance this golf course
43:29If you know golf, it's mini Shinnecock. It's an incredible place
43:33Unbelievable, you can't get it. You can't cut the line
43:36It's like a somebody told me it's a 25 year wait
43:39And then you got to basically be invited on to the waitlist
43:42Somebody goes a member said to me you just got to play in the member guests to get to know people
43:47Fuck do I play in the member guess?
43:49How much is it? I don't even think it's like I got the much Nantucket golf is like
43:54I want to say like 600 grand and it's
43:58Could I get and I feel like I could no, no, this is like blue blood like I may try they don't like
44:05Like some of you like I think this I may try to do it back into you know
44:09There's a membership committees like bringing up like Dave Portnoy
44:14Costello's popping out of the fucking Google search. No, I think I may try just to spite you like got in there
44:21I'd sell this house immediately
44:23Never
44:26It's not a single-family house that way you have to worry about the other families
44:29I gotta I gotta knock the ACs out of my window before I move out of here. Take a long time
44:34600 grand I'm pretty sure that's what Nantucket's amazing. I'm actually going to play there right now
44:39Do you join Nantucket? It's just a matter of whether you can afford it. Yeah, I think it's probably the
44:46But what year was that
44:48Cove it the prices of golf. No, that's true too. That is true gone up great. It's it's amazing
44:53I saw I may just do it Nantucket. Golf was built just to spite
44:59I think by guys couldn't get into sanctity
45:02Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just to spite him
45:04You join Nantucket. Yeah
45:08That would hurt
45:09No, it hurt. Maybe I can be like a timeshare of it. I get to caddy there
45:15One round
45:17Around the summer. Yeah, I mean, I don't miss golf
45:19My thing is it's like once literally today starts I turn all attention to horse racing. I got my boat
45:26It's been I saw I get a boat right out in front of my house. I don't know
45:30You can't drive a boat. Oh, you should see me trying to park it
45:34Yeah, I I thought it's gonna have to call the Coast Guard. I'm like banging other boats twisted in their anchors
45:40I rented I rented a
45:43What was it a paddleboard the other day was great had the kids on the paddle board then the next day I went back the
45:49Wind was too heavy. So I ran to the kayak
45:51Buddy, I had to walk the kayak and it was into the wind. These guys are looking at me. I'm I can't do it
45:57Stop my neighbor on the house said they saw me when I like we saw you try to park that boat
46:02It's like I don't know. I've never done a boat in my life. It was I
46:06Don't know. It's like the rules of the road. I don't know which way I'm going. I if I see a boat
46:11Miles off on the horizon I beeline the other way
46:14So I'm not like crashing in and get hit by the waves miss beaches is gonna jump off that bug
46:19I get away as I've been on yet, so
46:22All right. All right. We're good. All right. We'll see you next week. Bye