Hoshyarian Tottay Ki Shadi, Haroon Rafiq Banen Gay Shehbala
Hoshyarian Tottay Ki Shadi, Haroon Rafiq Banen Gay Shehbala
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00:00Yes, Irza?
00:01We have a parrot with us today.
00:03Why is it here?
00:04Because it's a tarot card reader.
00:06But it's a smart parrot.
00:08No, it will draw cards.
00:09And it's smarter than before.
00:11But look at him, he's been hit by a stick.
00:14No, sir. I didn't get hit by a stick.
00:15Then?
00:16I have a sore throat.
00:18Oh, so you had to stay at home if you had a sore throat.
00:20Actually, I've fallen in love with him.
00:22I got him for some time.
00:24But Arzu is married.
00:26What?
00:27Arzu is married? Why didn't you tell me?
00:29What's wrong with me?
00:30Hey, hey!
00:31What's wrong with you?
00:32You had a sore throat.
00:33Yes.
00:34And you didn't even ask me before you abused me.
00:40Hey, parrot!
00:41Yes, Ustad Salim?
00:43Go away, Ustad Salim.
00:44You've taught me how to ride a cycle.
00:45No, I..
00:47Why have you come today?
00:48Sir, actually..
00:49Can I play some sad music?
00:51Yes, play some sad music.
00:53The thing is, after meditating in the jungles of Bengal for 25 years..
00:57Yes?
00:58..I've come here with a very beautiful car.
01:03Oh!
01:04I'll tell you what's going to happen to you.
01:06There are such kids whose father tells them
01:08that they can never stand on their own two feet.
01:12The first parrot is lying on the cat's feet.
01:15So, should we get the fowl out first or should we go to the audience?
01:18No, no, first get the fowl out.
01:19Come on, get someone's fowl out.
01:21Okay, give me the fowl. I'll do it.
01:23Go ahead.
01:24Go, go, go.
01:26Oh, wow, wow, wow.
01:27Is there an assistant?
01:28It's not going in my beak.
01:31Go and assist the parrot.
01:33Malaika is coming.
01:34The fowl has come to the palace.
01:38Okay, thank you very much.
01:40Actually, I didn't need an assistant.
01:42I just wanted to get a glimpse of you.
01:45Malaika.
01:46Yes?
01:47How are the circumstances at home?
01:48Very good.
01:49You fight with your husband, right?
01:51Never.
01:51Then get lost from here.
01:53What?
01:56I..
02:01Mithu, I have come to help you.
02:03Don't talk nonsense.
02:05But whose fowl is coming out?
02:08Mithu, tell me whose fowl should we get out first?
02:11Who is getting it out?
02:12Let's get Mr. Agha's fowl out.
02:14Okay, take this.
02:15Wait, let me read the mantra first.
02:16Okay.
02:17I forgot the mantra.
02:20Give it to me.
02:23This is the fowl.
02:23Hold it.
02:24What is written on it?
02:26Show it to me.
02:29There is a happy face on it.
02:32Oh, I got it.
02:34Yes.
02:34Mr. Agha, congratulations.
02:36What happened?
02:36There will never be happiness in your life.
02:40There is a happy face on it.
02:42No, it means that
02:43there is going to be happiness in your life.
02:45Wow.
02:46I mean..
02:48Wow.
02:49Wow.
02:50Wow, Mr. Agha.
02:51Let's get Gokha's fowl out.
02:52Okay.
02:53Let's get Gokha's fowl out.
02:54Let me read the mantra first.
02:55Read it.
02:56I forgot the mantra.
02:59Give it to me.
03:01Hold it.
03:02Look, what is written on it.
03:05Show it to me.
03:08There is a bird on it.
03:10And there is something in its beak.
03:13Oh.
03:14Gokha means, where will it be made?
03:15Gokha.
03:17He will tell us.
03:17It means that it will grow up and become a bird
03:21and there will be something in its beak.
03:22What will be in its beak?
03:23You will know it.
03:25This is a bird.
03:28Leave the rest.
03:29Is there any woman who doesn't have a bird in her house?
03:31There is one.
03:33Who?
03:34Charlie.
03:35Wow.
03:36May God bless you.
03:38Show us its fowl, Charlie.
03:39Show us.
03:40Charlie's fowl.
03:41This is a very beautiful bird.
03:42Charlie's fowl.
03:43Look at it.
03:44It is a very beautiful bird.
03:45Look at it.
03:47Wow.
03:47What is written on it?
03:49There is a frog on it.
03:52Frog.
03:53It means that their struggle is not yet over.
03:57What will be in my fowl?
03:59Show us Ali's fowl.
03:59Let's show Amaan's fowl.
04:01You also pray that something good happens.
04:03Wait a minute.
04:04Read the mantra.
04:05Read it.
04:06It will get stuck in the cream.
04:08It will get stuck in the cream.
04:09It will get stuck in the cream.
04:10It will get stuck in the cream.
04:11Let's do it on one side.
04:12Here you go.
04:13It will bite you.
04:15It will bite you.
04:16Go.
04:18What did you say?
04:19Go.
04:21Okay, show us.
04:24What is written on it?
04:25There is a sword on it.
04:27Oh.
04:28It means that I am fighting against Tipu Sultan.
04:30Yes.
04:30I understood.
04:32What does it mean?
04:33This fowl has a sword in it.
04:35I liked it.
04:36Show us the other side.
04:37There is a watch on it.
04:38There is no watch on it.
04:41What does it mean?
04:42It means that
04:44when it leaves this world, it will make a lot of watches.
04:48Yes.
04:49There is one thing.
04:52He is my brother and my friend.
04:53I will make him cook.
04:55If you can make such a big fowl
04:57then tell us how long will you sell your two shops to Saleem?
05:00Yes.
05:01Wow.
05:02I will also make it.
05:03Yes.
05:04Please throw it.
05:05Okay.
05:06I will make a big fowl.
05:08I will make a big fowl.
05:10Here you go.
05:14What an insolent fowl.
05:16It is a good fowl.
05:17You don't have to take money for it.
05:20Mr. Arun, look at this.
05:21There are bricks on it.
05:23There are bricks on it.
05:24Whose fowl is this?
05:26This is Saleem's fowl.
05:28Yes, Saleem's fowl.
05:29I understood.
05:30You don't sell puris.
05:31You sell puras.
05:32You have to sell bricks.
05:34You have to sell bricks.
05:36You tell us.
05:38This means that
05:41according to the lines
05:43your shops will not be sold there.
05:50Grandpa.
05:55I have got a lot of love.
05:56I have got a lot of love for you.
06:05I think he didn't bring the perfume.
06:08He is breaking his neck again.
06:11No, I am coming.
06:12Listen to me.
06:13You go to my father.
06:14You don't have to do this for me.
06:17Mr. Arun's fowl is also sold.
06:18Yes.
06:19Now it is Mr. Arun's turn.
06:20Okay?
06:21Mr. Arun's fowl.
06:22Okay.
06:23Give him a job.
06:26Give him a job.
06:27Give him a job.
06:29Give it to him.
06:30Yes.
06:31Give it to him.
06:34Girl.
06:36This means that
06:39this means that
06:42What happened?
06:43That you will be the groom
06:45at my and Malaika's wedding.
06:49Look, parrot.
06:50Our audience has been waiting for a long time.
06:52Where is it?
06:53You wait here.
06:54We will talk to them too.
06:55Malaika.
06:56Yes.
06:57This promise has started to fall on me.
07:00I will come to you again.
07:01Okay?
07:02Promise?
07:03Yes.
07:04I don't know.
07:05After a minute I will give you polio.
07:06You are a fool.
07:07Polio is not a disease.
07:11It is a disease.
07:14Look, there is one more.
07:23He has become very insecure.
07:25He has changed.
07:26Look at him.
07:28He is looking so thin.
07:30He has started to look thin.
07:31Mr. Agha, you have become safe.
07:33Sir, actually I weigh 180 kgs.
07:35But 80 kgs is my own weight.
07:36And 100 kgs is my mother's love.
07:40And I feed her desi food.
07:42Mother's love is not a joke.
07:45He weighs less than 180 kgs.
07:46Is your son fat?
07:47Yes.
07:48He is not 180 kgs.
07:49He is more than that.
07:50He is more than that.
07:51He is so fat.
07:52When he is born.
07:53Talk to him.
07:54He says, yes.
07:55Brother, I don't want to weigh more than 190 kgs.
07:56You do it.
07:59He is so fat.
08:00When he is born.
08:01He says, who is he?
08:02He says, the one who is fat.
08:04When he is born.
08:05He sleeps alone.
08:06The whole family sleeps together.
08:08Brother Ali, how do you fit on the seat of the plane?
08:11Oh yes.
08:12Where the luggage is not kept.
08:14And he says, the plane should not get to know.
08:17He is the only kid who can book it.
08:21Sir, I have a funny incident of the plane.
08:23The one who sits on the seat of the plane.
08:25The seat is tied.
08:26And the seat says, next, next.
08:29Sir, actually I was going to South Africa.
08:32The economy seat was very tight.
08:34So a white lady was with me.
08:36It is not tight.
08:37It is fine.
08:38It is tight for you.
08:39It was tight for me.
08:40She was a white lady.
08:41So I was sitting there.
08:42I was spreading my legs.
08:43So I touched the lady a little.
08:45And she called the nurse.
08:46And said, you please.
08:47Nurse.
08:48Nurse.
08:49She called the nurse.
08:52Sir, he is an air hostess.
08:55She called the nurse.
08:56And said, go to the hospital.
08:59I think he is in a hospital.
09:01I think he is in a hospital.
09:04And then she announced that
09:05our hospital is going to land.
09:08She called the nurse.
09:09Sir, she told me that she is an air hostess.
09:11I am not a nurse.
09:12I see.
09:13I see.
09:14Here you, Mridaki.
09:15Just report.
09:17What is this?
09:18Again, again.
09:19Sir, didn't she come to the dining room?
09:20She said, you just please come this way.
09:23You just please come this way.
09:25What is this?
09:26Sir, she came to the dining room.
09:27She said, you just please come this way.
09:28I see.
09:29Sir, I will tell you what she said.
09:30She said, it is very difficult for me to sit here.
09:32Can I have another seat?
09:34You speak better English than that white lady.
09:37And she also said, see this what is.
09:41Then she changed my seat.
09:43There was a white man behind me.
09:45He also cried.
09:46Yes.
09:47While doing that, she spoke to the pilot.
09:49That there is a double seat behind you.
09:51Do something like this.
09:52Then?
09:53Then he gave me a seat in the business class.
09:56Wow, wow, wow, wow.
09:58Sir, please give the mic to the audience.
10:01Yes, greetings.
10:02Greetings.
10:03My name is Muhammad Tauseef.
10:04Yes, Tauseef.
10:05I want to recite a couplet of Nasir Kazmi.
10:06Yes, sir, go ahead.
10:07Nasir Kazmi.
10:08You didn't come, I missed you.
10:09Wow.
10:10Your promise, my friend, was faithful.
10:12There was a lack of meeting you.
10:15My peace, tranquility, was destroyed.
10:17Destroyed.
10:18My mouth was shaking, it cracked many times.
10:20I understood the effect, I prayed.
10:23When my brother opened the Nasir Shah.
10:25He made fun of me.
10:27Wow, wow, wow, wow.
10:33According to me, when I heard the couplet.
10:35No.
10:36It was Nasir Kazmi's couplet.
10:38Brother, this couplet is not in Nasir Kazmi's couplet.
10:44We should ask the person where he read Nasir Kazmi's couplet.
10:47Yes, where did you read Nasir Kazmi's couplet?
10:49I read it in the book.
10:50Which book?
10:51This book.
10:53This is a water book.
10:54Yes.
10:55It's not Nasir Kazmi's.
10:56I read it in the book.
10:57What?
10:58No, sir, this is not his.
10:59Okay, no, this is not Nasir Kazmi's couplet.
11:01He said, don't eat sweets in front of me.
11:05No, brother Tauseef.
11:06The couplet is very good.
11:07I mean, this couplet.
11:08I read it with you.
11:09That means, I remember the couplet.
11:11The couplet is very good.
11:12It's a Punjabi couplet.
11:13But it's not Nasir Shah's.
11:15Nor is it Nasir Kazmi's.
11:16Yes, it's not Nasir Shah's.
11:18I can't say anything.
11:19But the couplet is good.
11:20Very good.
11:21Good.
11:22Next scene.
11:23Hello.
11:24Hello.
11:25Sir, my name is Rizwan Shah Amal.
11:26Wow.
11:27I'm from Bahawalpur.
11:28Very good.
11:29Your show is very good.
11:31Thank you.
11:32Whenever I'm worried, I watch your show.
11:34Wow.
11:35Thank you very much.
11:36God bless you.
11:37I have two couplets.
11:38Give one to Anand.
11:39Give one to Anand.
11:40One for Mr. Agha and one for you.
11:42Wow.
11:43What will you do?
11:44I had secretly sent this rose to you for Mr. Agha.
11:46Secretly?
11:47I had secretly sent this rose to you.
11:48The fragrance spread all over the city.
11:51Wow.
11:52Wow.
11:53Wow.
11:54Wow.
11:55Wow.
11:56Wow.
11:57Mr. Agha, you haven't done any drama in Lahore with Khusboo.
11:58I have done a lot.
11:59Very good.
12:00Then why didn't it spread here?
12:01Why did it spread only in Bahawalpur?
12:02Okay.
12:03By the way, both of you have such a big stage name.
12:06So, tell me.
12:07In your opinion, who has been the best actor on stage so far?
12:14Or is there anyone?
12:15Why is there only one?
12:16Who?
12:17Madam Nargis.
12:18Wow.
12:19Wow.
12:21Sir, shall I recite a poem for you?
12:23No, brother.
12:24No.
12:25Recite.
12:26Recite.
12:27I packed my luggage to meet you.
12:30Yes.
12:31And the dog attacked me.
12:38Yes, son.
12:39We were preparing for our wedding.
12:41When we reached, they said you have a long life.
12:44Wow.
12:45Wow.
12:46This is also your story.
12:48If a person recites a poem like this, the dog will bark again.
12:50Change.
12:51Change.
12:52Very good.
12:53Very good.
12:54Very good.
12:57This is a very good poem.
12:58Where do you live in Bahawalpur?
13:00In the station.
13:01Don't you have a house?
13:02No, sir.
13:03Then what about me?
13:05Yes.
13:06Greetings.
13:07Greetings.
13:08My name is Akiya.
13:09Yes, dear.
13:10Tell me.
13:11Uncle, why do you fight so much?
13:12No, dear.
13:13I don't have such a habit.
13:14I don't fight with anyone.
13:15Have you heard?
13:16I don't fight with anyone.
13:17Dear, he doesn't fight.
13:18He just wears clothes.
13:19No, but he is not a fighter.
13:22Dear, if he was a fighter,
13:24he would have written,
13:25the fashionable design,
13:26wear quality,
13:27clothing,
13:28style,
13:29best madness.
13:31He might have started buying.
13:32Ask him.
13:33Brother, you have a lot of color.
13:34You tell him.
13:35Brother has a lot of new clothes.
13:37You..
13:38Listen to me.
13:39If he has to buy,
13:40he should give 1000 rupees.
13:42Yes, dear.
13:43Greetings, Mr. Arun.
13:44Greetings, brother.
13:45Greetings, brother.
13:46Mr. Arun, I have a question for you.
13:47Yes, brother. Ask him.
13:48The one whom we like,
13:50doesn't like us.
13:52And the one whom we like,
13:53doesn't like us.
13:55Wow.
13:56Wow.
13:57By the way, you didn't tell me your name.
13:58Shaukat Ali.
13:59Okay.
14:00Okay.
14:01Brother Shaukat Ali.
14:02You are unlucky.
14:04In response to this,
14:05Mr. Mishir Badar has written very well.
14:07I didn't say anything on the way.
14:09I never went to his house.
14:11Wow.
14:12I belong to him since my birth.
14:15He doesn't know this till date.
14:17This gift of God is strange.
14:19That this is called destiny.
14:21Wow.
14:22The one whom you wanted,
14:23you got.
14:24The one whom I wanted,
14:25you didn't get.
14:26Wow.
14:27Amazing.
14:28Wow.
14:32Parrot, tell me.
14:33Will you be able to keep our Malaika happy?
14:38How does she stay happy?
14:39By shopping.
14:40By good food.
14:41No.
14:42By good clothes.
14:43No.
14:44By attitude.
14:45No.
14:46By a good car.
14:47No.
14:48By a good car.
14:49Oh damn, Malaika.
14:50You are materialistic.