Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 10th Mar 2025
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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Viewers, nature runs under the system of attraction. Everything attracts other things.
00:27Whether it is the solar system, stars, planets or anything else in the world, everything has a certain attraction.
00:35And this is the same principle for success in life.
00:39You must have heard that if you run after something, you run after it more and more.
00:46You don't get it.
00:47Many people are like this.
00:49They are in search of something.
00:51Or they are after something but they don't get it.
00:55If you like butterflies, instead of running after butterflies, make a beautiful garden.
01:05Butterflies will come to you.
01:07And this is success.
01:09Don't work outside. Work on yourself.
01:12Make your personality such that whatever you are interested in,
01:16whether it is your passion, your business, your job, your love,
01:22whatever it is, make yourself attractive.
01:26Then you will get along with the system of nature.
01:29And success will come to you.
01:31Let's start today's show with this message.
01:33Let's take you to the hospital and see what is happening there.
01:41You are absolutely right, Mr. Haroon.
01:43And in the same way, this nurse also attracts patients a lot.
01:48Doctor!
01:50Mr. Haroon said that if you run after butterflies, you won't get them.
01:54So don't stop running after your patients.
01:56They will come. Make a garden here.
01:58Your ears are already closed.
02:02Doctor, there was a case against me yesterday.
02:05I did a C-section and made your name.
02:08You did a C-section and made his name?
02:11No, no. It was normal.
02:14I did a C-section and got a commission from the doctor.
02:18Oh my!
02:22Where is he? I won't wipe my shoes.
02:33Go to the washroom and freshen up.
02:38Are you fasting?
02:39Yes, yes. Alhamdulillah.
02:41You should fast.
02:42Fasting is natural.
02:44This is how we should fast.
02:46There are many diseases that can be cured.
02:49What are they?
02:50Eating more.
02:51Yes.
02:52There is a lot of need.
02:54This is your own negligence or carelessness.
02:57You do it yourself.
02:59Otherwise, people all over the world are fasting.
03:04Yes.
03:05Now it has been proven by science that the longer you fast,
03:09the bigger your window will be.
03:12It can even cure cancer.
03:16Who is the next patient?
03:18Greetings.
03:19Sir.
03:20Sit.
03:21Come, sir.
03:22Greetings, doctor.
03:23Keep the hospital closed.
03:25There are buses and lorries here.
03:27Your voice is very nice.
03:29You will get so many passengers.
03:3112 patients run away when they hear your voice.
03:35Yes, sir.
03:36Sir, it is a regular check-up.
03:39Yes.
03:40I don't understand.
03:41I feel very hungry.
03:42I see.
03:43I feel like I am having diarrhea all the time.
03:46I am not saying you have diarrhea.
03:48I am saying you have so much of diarrhea
03:50that even if you cook a lot of parathas,
03:52you won't have diarrhea.
03:53You must be aware of this.
03:55This is your problem.
03:57I have fixed it 20 times.
03:58It will be fine again.
03:59It's okay.
04:00It's not a problem, sir.
04:01It will be fine.
04:02We are here for you.
04:03You don't have to worry.
04:04You don't have to worry.
04:05You have reached your destination.
04:07Can you give us some history?
04:09History?
04:10When we came to Mughal.
04:11Yes.
04:13Come on.
04:14Give us some medicine.
04:15Your history.
04:16I have read about the Mughals.
04:17Write it down.
04:18Name?
04:19Jamshed.
04:21Jamshed.
04:22Age?
04:23I am 42 years old.
04:24Okay.
04:25Smoking?
04:26Yes, I smoke.
04:28Give me a cigarette.
04:31Come out.
04:32This is a hospital.
04:33Don't do this.
04:34Don't smoke in Ramadan.
04:35Okay.
04:36No, sir.
04:37I smoke after the fast.
04:38Okay.
04:39Does anyone have a stone in their family?
04:41Yes.
04:42Okay.
04:44Does anyone have blood pressure?
04:46Yes.
04:47Does anyone have a heart problem in their family?
04:49Yes.
04:50Okay.
04:52Look, Mr. Haroon.
04:53I want to ask you.
04:54The disease of the stomach.
04:55It can be caused due to tension.
04:56Yes.
04:57I am asking you.
04:58Is there tension in your family?
05:00What he is saying is right.
05:02Your stomach.
05:03Your stomach can digest metal.
05:05Oh.
05:0699% of stomach diseases are due to depression, anxiety and tension.
05:15All the good doctors.
05:16When you go to them, he is absolutely right.
05:18The acid in us.
05:20It can't finish the stones of the gallbladder.
05:23Okay.
05:24It can't go that way.
05:25There is a reason for that.
05:26Yes.
05:27Do you know?
05:28That acid.
05:29If it even touches somewhere.
05:31Then it will burn and turn into ash.
05:33Oh God.
05:34Why your stomach?
05:35Actually, there is a lining in the stomach.
05:37Like a bowl.
05:38Okay.
05:39There is a lining.
05:40In that lining.
05:41A liquid is continuously coming out.
05:45Which the skin of the stomach.
05:47Like you have put cream on your face.
05:49It doesn't let the skin of the stomach and the acid meet.
05:52Otherwise, the acid comes out by melting everything.
05:55Oh.
05:56It is one of the most dangerous acids in the world.
05:59Give me my history.
06:00Why?
06:01Show him.
06:02He is a sensible doctor.
06:03No, no.
06:04Show the doctor.
06:05One more thing is very important.
06:07You should take care.
06:08Often while going to school.
06:09Or in the days of exams.
06:11They complain a lot.
06:12That my stomach is hurting.
06:13And parents say that you are making excuses.
06:16They are not making excuses.
06:17They are obviously because of tension.
06:18Because of tension.
06:19You should pay attention to that.
06:21You are absolutely right.
06:22Doctor.
06:23Tell me.
06:24What do you eat and drink?
06:27It is Ramzan today.
06:29I feel like having a cup of tea in the morning.
06:32And a paratha.
06:35But.
06:36But what?
06:37He can eat 8-10 parathas.
06:39Why?
06:40There is butter in it.
06:42How much yogurt does he eat?
06:43He can eat it all.
06:44I think he missed the last fast.
06:46And now he is doing it again.
06:48It is not a fast of patience.
06:49It is a fast of patience.
06:51I can tolerate it for a day.
06:52I can tolerate it for a day.
06:54Doctor.
06:55He can tolerate it for a day.
06:58Fast.
06:59You know.
07:00I will tell you.
07:01He can eat 2-2 kg fritters.
07:03Really?
07:04Yes.
07:05And he can eat 3-3 dozen samosas.
07:07Who has kept fasts inside you?
07:10He can't digest it.
07:11Then don't eat it.
07:12Don't eat it out of helplessness.
07:14Doctor.
07:15I am feeling dizzy.
07:16Call 11-22.
07:18I am feeling dizzy.
07:19Give me water.
07:21Brother.
07:22We have to reduce the quantity of butter.
07:24Mr. Haroon.
07:25Yes.
07:26We have to reduce the quantity of butter.
07:29Doctor.
07:30I have only butter inside me.
07:32No.
07:33That is why you are feeling so hungry.
07:34Look.
07:35I have studied medical.
07:37You go there.
07:39One minute.
07:40What are you going to do?
07:41He doesn't have hair.
07:43You are a barber.
07:44He doesn't have hair.
07:45Sir.
07:46It happens.
07:47One minute.
07:48There are two barbers inside him.
07:51That is why I have hired a barber for him.
07:54People come to us.
07:55They use our hair extensions.
07:57They ask for money.
07:59Hello.
08:00They use our gowns.
08:01They come to us.
08:03Hello.
08:04Razia.
08:05Tell him to go there.
08:07Come here.
08:08Come here.
08:10Mr. Haroon.
08:11Sir.
08:12Here or there?
08:13You sit here.
08:15You go there.
08:16There.
08:17You sit there.
08:18Come.
08:24Come.
08:25Lie down.
08:27You lie down.
08:28I will show you.
08:29You don't worry.
08:30Okay.
08:31The reason for eating food is more than you.
08:32Yes.
08:33His stomach has become big.
08:34Oh.
08:35You sign here.
08:37Look.
08:38Read all this.
08:39Okay.
08:40If the patient has any side effect during the operation.
08:43No problem.
08:44If he dies.
08:46No problem.
08:47If he gets a big cut.
08:49No problem.
08:50No.
08:51Who will get a big cut after death?
08:57Ma'am, it's a major operation.
08:58It will take 6-7 hours.
08:59Do it.
09:00You do the operation.
09:01I will sign.
09:02Do it quickly.
09:03The operation is very long.
09:04Okay.
09:05The cinema in front.
09:06Yes.
09:07There is a new film.
09:08Kaali.
09:09Okay.
09:10You watch that for 3 hours.
09:11How many tickets will be there?
09:12How would I know?
09:13I will black out the tickets there.
09:14Okay.
09:15Give me scissors.
09:16I have to go to work.
09:17You know it's Eid.
09:18Who are you?
09:19I am the tailor.
09:20You are a tailor.
09:21Now the work is on us.
09:22You come to get the scissors.
09:23Why have you done that?
09:24There is some operation going on there.
09:25There is no labor room.
09:26Shut up.
09:27Give him the scissors.
09:28Give him scissors.
09:29Give him scissors.
09:30Get one for yourself.
09:31Take this.
09:32How long will you give?
09:33You know it's Eid.
09:34I have to go to work.
09:35Okay.
09:36I have to cut a nail.
09:37Give it back right away.
09:38Eid is a nail.
09:39They will come.
09:40Doctor.
09:41Doctor.
09:42Doctor.
09:43Doctor.
09:44Doctor, how many pills do I have to take?
09:46Take a lot. Take a lot.
09:47You can't do it like this.
09:49Jidda, connect my stomach with another one.
09:53I don't know which doctor is saying to take a lot.
09:56Brother, if you get up during the operation then..
09:58Which doctor are you, brother?
10:01If I get up, you'll leave me and run away.
10:04I don't want to get an animal here.
10:07You have to get an animal here.
10:08This is a dream of God.
10:10Hello.
10:11I am here.
10:12Jidda, you are like a guard.
10:14What does he say to you?
10:15He doesn't say anything good to you.
10:17No, he doesn't say anything.
10:18Don't you want to go to the washroom?
10:19You don't have to pay any fees.
10:20You have to earn money like this.
10:23Don't you feel nervous?
10:24Start counting till ten.
10:27Ten, nine..
10:28Yes, index.
10:29..eight, seven, six, five, four, three..
10:35It's a one and a half year operation.
10:36Yes.
10:40Doctor, I have got a double dose of this.
10:43Take care of her for a long time.
10:45Lie down.
10:46Lie down, sir.
10:46Hello.
10:48Lie down. We are your father and mother.
10:49Where are you putting me in trouble?
10:52Where is your sister?
10:54Tell me where your sister is.
10:56Tell me.
10:57She has gone to watch a film.
10:58She doesn't know where she is.
11:04I can't find my sister.
11:06I can't find my sister. What do I do?
11:08What are you doing?
11:09This is a hospital. Don't act smart.
11:10I am trying to hug you.
11:11And you are saying I am not acting smart.
11:12Your name is Bajiraazia.
11:14I will find you.
11:15Give me your eyes.
11:16Come here.
11:18Come here.
11:18Come here.
11:19Don't do this.
11:20Come here.
11:21Oh, God.
11:22Come here.
11:24Give me the tape.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26He has found three or four more operations for you.
11:30Don't you feel nervous?
11:31No, sir.
11:32There are so many good doctors and nurses.
11:35The arrangements are so good.
11:37The coat.
11:39The coat is coming. Give it to me.
11:41Give it to me.
11:42He has taken the scissors.
11:43I am sitting here for no reason.
11:45You hold my drape. I will get it.
11:47The doctor has gone to get the scissors.
11:49The thing that you are getting done.
11:51Yes.
11:52This is irreversible.
11:54I mean, this treatment happens.
11:56This is the method.
11:56They remove a part of your stomach.
12:00But this is irreversible.
12:01And I am very scared of irreversible things.
12:04Do one thing. Get a bandage done.
12:06You know this, right?
12:07Yes.
12:07There is a bandage.
12:08A bandage.
12:09Like you hold a bag and put a rubber band on a small part.
12:15Yes.
12:15Get that done.
12:16Because it is not irreversible.
12:18Then one day I will go to Karachi and the rubber band will come off.
12:26I will get a flood in my house.
12:30Look, there will be no flood.
12:32He will come. Talk to him.
12:35Instead of getting it removed, get a bandage done.
12:38I will get a bandage done.
12:38Tell me. I don't want to work.
12:40You get your suit cut.
12:42Didn't you find it?
12:43I found it.
12:44Listen to me.
12:46Doctor, you know what?
12:48Yes.
12:48I have a friend's call.
12:50Yes.
12:50He says, don't get a small part of stomach cut.
12:53Yes.
12:53Get a bandage done.
12:55Don't say it right.
12:56I think you should get a bandage done.
12:59What are you doing?
13:01Bandage.
13:03We are repairing the car.
13:05Why do you need a bandage?
13:06No.
13:06Who is your friend?
13:07He says, don't get a small part of stomach cut.
13:08Look at his face.
13:09He is not looking good.
13:10We are getting it done, doctor.
13:12You are a man.
13:12He says, don't get a small part of stomach cut.
13:15Yes.
13:15Get a bandage done on a small part of stomach cut.
13:19Okay?
13:20Now get this bandage done.
13:22Doctor.
13:23Doctor, why do you have to put it on my face?
13:25He is talking nonsense.
13:26Get it done.
13:28Hurry up.
13:29Doctor, I think my brother-in-law is operating on me.
13:34Mr. Room.
13:36Yes.
13:36Pray for me.
13:37I have scored 70.
13:38I am the last wicket.
13:39I will run after the catch.
13:44Please lie down.
13:45Stay like this.
13:46I will stay like this.
13:48Come on.
13:48Fari, I am fine.
13:50I am telling you, I am not having any problem.
13:51I am fine.
13:52Who is with the patient?
13:54I am here.
13:55Come here.
13:55I am not having any problem.
13:57What is the problem?
13:58Greetings.
13:59Greetings.
14:00Please sit.
14:01I will do an operation and then I will check you.
14:03Please sit.
14:03Doctor, please check me first.
14:05I have to reach home before evening.
14:06Do you want curd or medicine?
14:09Doctor, I am getting all the things that I don't need.
14:14Please be quiet.
14:15You are a patient.
14:16Why are you doing this bandage?
14:19Doctor, what is this?
14:20Are you trying to make me a fool?
14:21Sister, when will you get work?
14:23I have brought 3-4 kgs of cotton.
14:25You are not going to get the bandage?
14:26You had told me that you will get the bandage
14:29after the operation.
14:31No, no.
14:32Bring the cotton.
14:33Bring the cotton.
14:34And bring a good cotton.
14:36He has called me to do the bandage.
14:38No, no.
14:40He is a patient.
14:41Please lie down for a minute.
14:43Yes.
14:43Check his heartbeat.
14:44Yes.
14:45I have brought the cotton.
14:46Please sit for a while.
14:48Sister, my head is aching.
14:49Doctor, please stay away.
14:50She is trying to make me a fool.
14:53Please lie down quietly.
14:55That is why he is talking nonsense.
15:01What is your problem?
15:03Actually, he is my husband.
15:05What?
15:05Yes, absolutely.
15:06And I have done a chef course.
15:09I cook a lot of food.
15:11But whenever I cook good food and serve it to him
15:14he takes two bites and says that he is full.
15:17Oh.
15:18I cook a lot of food.
15:20And he eats so little.
15:22He eats so little that you will think that he smells.
15:26Okay, okay.
15:26But still, how much does he eat?
15:28He just smells.
15:29You just think that.
15:30Then he should be on duty at the airport.
15:34What is happening?
15:35Sir, she is not getting ready for the operation.
15:38Then?
15:38She is doing push-ups.
15:42Mr. Arun, I have a good news for you.
15:44Yes, yes.
15:44Today is not my operation.
15:45Then?
15:46Today is Mayu.
15:49Okay, why does he smell the food?
15:51Sir, a few times he has made me eat bad food.
15:53Okay.
15:54I just smell that it is not bad.
15:56But you shouldn't have smelled it.
15:58You should have eaten it.
15:59I am not hungry. Why should I eat so much?
16:01Okay, listen to me.
16:01What do you want, madam?
16:03I want him to keep eating and eating.
16:06And I should keep cooking.
16:08I have understood that he should eat a lot.
16:11Yes.
16:12You have come at the right time.
16:13Niyaz is Niyaz.
16:16Look, listen to me.
16:18Do you see the cotton?
16:19There is a patient under it.
16:22There is a patient under it.
16:23His stomach is very big.
16:26And he eats a lot.
16:28His stomach is very small.
16:30He doesn't feel hungry.
16:31Look, I want your problem to be solved.
16:34And his problem too.
16:36I will remove his stomach and put this.
16:38Okay.
16:40So that his stomach will become small.
16:42Absolutely.
16:42And his stomach will become big.
16:44You will be happy and he will be happy.
16:45Doctor, I agree.
16:46You do the surgery.
16:47Mr. Raziabad.
16:49Yes, brother.
16:51If the cotton is cut, should I call you?
16:56He is a patient.
16:57Why?
16:58He is lying.
16:59He is not a bear from Doha airport.
17:01Where have you come?
17:02He has a lamp.
17:04Sit, sir.
17:04Okay.
17:05Sir, my world will be in Guinness book today.
17:08Why?
17:08Because I will operate two at a time.
17:11Fear God.
17:12You will kill both.
17:13Raziabad has also come in Guinness book of world record.
17:16How?
17:17He has cut so much cotton for one person.
17:19Okay.
17:20Give me the scissors.
17:20I can't cut it.
17:21I can't cut cotton like this.
17:23Okay, thank you.
17:24Just a minute.
17:28Sign here.
17:30Okay.
17:30If there is any problem in the stomach, you are responsible.
17:33Okay.
17:33Doctor, medicine.
17:34Take this.
17:35Come on.
17:35Where is your man?
17:37Your man has come to the room.
17:38Congratulations.
17:39Oh, God!
17:40What have they done to you?
17:41Nothing.
17:42There was a lot of trouble in the hospital.
17:46Doctor, why did you give him so much cotton?
17:49He will die.
17:52Hello.
17:53Let him do his job.
17:57What are you doing?
17:58Actually, I have cut his cotton and put it in his cotton.
18:02Have you thought about it?
18:03Why?
18:03I have raised him with so much love and affection.
18:07Hey, you..
18:08He has become our cotton after nine years with prayers.
18:11Oh, God!
18:16Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a short break.
18:17We will meet again after the break.
18:26Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
18:27Ladies and gentlemen, we have two neighbours with us in the break.
18:31They are fighting again today.
18:32I don't know why. Let's talk to them.
18:33Greetings.
18:34Greetings.
18:35Greetings.
18:36Why are you so angry?
18:37You don't look good when you are angry.
18:38Why don't you make me beautiful?
18:40But I have a question.
18:42You said that you don't look good when you are angry.
18:44Do you look good when you are not angry?
18:45Yes, yes, yes.
18:47I don't know what to say.
18:49May God have mercy on you.
18:50Yes.
18:50When I see a beautiful face..
18:53When you fight, you go to the parlour first, right?
18:57Not the parlour.
18:58I used to dress up.
18:59I used to dress up as a bald man and I used to dress up for you.
19:01He copies me.
19:02Whenever I do my make-up, he can't tolerate it.
19:04How can you tolerate it?
19:06What?
19:06By the way, if you copy me, you do it very well.
19:09You do it very well.
19:10She looks exactly like you.
19:12She doesn't even look like a cheap copy.
19:14And you?
19:15You have such a big mouth.
19:17Don't talk to me like that.
19:18Don't talk to me like that.
19:19I am still breathing.
19:21Who are you?
19:22Yes.
19:23Who are you?
19:24I am.
19:24You?
19:25Yes.
19:29Look, if I didn't come here, I wouldn't have sold this house.
19:32No.
19:33No one will find your house.
19:34No one will find my house.
19:36Yes.
19:36This is not my old house.
19:38I have written my number on the brief.
19:41Everyone calls me but they don't say anything about the house.
19:45I have given you my WhatsApp number.
19:47WhatsApp number?
19:47I have given you my WhatsApp number.
19:48Even if you call me on WhatsApp, I still don't know how to talk to you.
19:52Oh, no.
19:52No, no.
19:53I have written my number on the brief.
19:54No, mother.
19:55Yes.
19:55I have written my number on the brief.
19:56Have you written your house on it or not?
20:00The house that you have kept dirty, you will clean it.
20:04They have made a stone out of marble for you.
20:07You smell like urine.
20:10Where does the urine come from?
20:11Yes.
20:12My son has made a stone out of marble.
20:15My son has made a stone out of marble.
20:18What?
20:19He has made a stone out of marble.
20:21He has made a stone out of marble so that it comes out.
20:25He has done iftari.
20:26I have told him that I want to eat dates.
20:28Eat dates?
20:29I have keys for everything.
20:30Cups, plates.
20:32But he has not told me about iftari.
20:33Okay, listen to me.
20:34You are being unfair.
20:35He has given you everything that was necessary.
20:41Why didn't you invite him for iftari?
20:42When you are angry, you don't know what to do.
20:45Really.
20:46Actually, I wanted to invite him.
20:48I was thinking about it when I took the utensils.
20:50Yes, you were thinking about it.
20:51I thought you were talking about dates.
20:54Mr. Haroon, how is it possible that I didn't want to invite him?
20:57Yes.
20:58I wanted to invite him.
20:59I was fasting so much.
21:01I thought I will fast and invite him.
21:02You will fast and invite him.
21:04I wanted to clean the plates.
21:06I wanted to eat samosas.
21:07I remembered your plates.
21:09I wanted to invite him when I was coming from Pandey.
21:12When there was so much water in the sink,
21:13I thought I forgot to invite you.
21:15Yes.
21:16I wanted to invite him to hit you in the sink.
21:19Listen to me.
21:21Is this a plunger?
21:22Or did you remember this?
21:23I think this is a plumber.
21:25No.
21:25Why didn't you invite me?
21:26He has done iftari on my chest.
21:28My chest is full of thorns.
21:29I thought he had a meeting with the Arabs.
21:32If you remembered while cleaning the sink,
21:35you should have sent some iftari.
21:36There was a shortage of space in the house.
21:39There was a shortage of space.
21:41We had invited 80 guests.
21:42Now there are 83 guests.
21:43This is too much.
21:45You should have invited me.
21:47You should have asked your husband to get the tiles cut.
21:50There was a shortage of space.
21:52He has a bad habit.
21:54He brings all his children to my house.
21:55Oh, this is the matter.
21:58Even a woman's children don't get cut from 7 to 8.
22:017 to 8.
22:02Only 9 are left.
22:05And if the woman's children are not healthy,
22:06and if the children are not well,
22:08she doesn't get a balloon at home.
22:09She picks it up from her pocket and says,
22:11who is this guy?
22:13You fool.
22:14What can I tell you?
22:15You think you are my elders.
22:16Last time, he invited me for iftari.
22:18And he had written to me
22:20that Mr. and Mrs. are coming.
22:22Then?
22:22He brought the whole family.
22:24How?
22:24He brought his mother,
22:26his aunt,
22:27his sister-in-law,
22:28and his aunt.
22:29It's their natural instinct.
22:30They ask me where I am going.
22:31I say, let them come.
22:32Let's go.
22:32Let them come.
22:33No.
22:34This is unfair.
22:35This is unfair.
22:36This is the nature of iftari.
22:38Why do you take this nature?
22:40You didn't even invite me once.
22:43I didn't invite you.
22:449 children are there.
22:45You are running a rickshaw.
22:46Where will I do iftari?
22:48I have a dress for money.
22:51A dress?
22:52Yes, I asked for a dress.
22:53What's wrong with that?
22:53I came here for a free life.
22:57The government has made everything free for me.
23:00If you want to talk,
23:01you can come to my shop.
23:04Very good.
23:07I didn't get paid.
23:08He says he didn't get promoted.
23:10Tell me, where do I go?
23:14Now you will get paid.
23:16Your performance will be better.
23:21I don't drive a rickshaw in the morning and evening.
23:24Listen to me, sir.
23:25You drive a rickshaw at night.
23:27Your husband drives it during the day.
23:29You are driving a rickshaw in shifts.
23:31There is nothing wrong with that.
23:32It's a great job.
23:34But change your shifts.
23:37You drive it during the day.
23:38At night, you don't know if it's a man or a woman.
23:40Okay.
23:40When the driver starts talking,
23:42put the cigarette in his mouth.
23:44My husband has a weak eyesight.
23:48You have a weak eyesight?
23:49My eyesight is very sharp at night.
23:51I can see the driver from a distance.
23:52She is a driver.
23:53She is getting ready to go home.
23:54And her husband is standing here.
23:56He has to leave from here.
23:57Sister, do one thing.
23:58Keep a separate iftar for him.
24:00And tell him that only he is invited.
24:02Then he will make demands.
24:04You let him come.
24:05You let him come.
24:05You didn't let him go.
24:06You didn't let him eat.
24:07Tell me, should I fulfill his demands
24:08or should I make him do the iftar?
24:09Tell me once, what iftar did you come for?
24:11If you ate salt and chillies,
24:13would you have hit him?
24:14Is this how you talk?
24:15Salt and chillies?
24:16Yes.
24:18You didn't do a good job, Meenu.
24:19You are a commoner.
24:20You are a Pandan.
24:21You didn't do a good job.
24:21I have been calling you Pandan.
24:23For what?
24:24You..
24:25Meenu..
24:25I am trying both outside and inside.
24:27A decent person should be happy.
24:29Absolutely.
24:29You didn't invite me for iftar.
24:30Nor for birthday.
24:31In the last few days, his nephew got married.
24:34He was dancing alone.
24:35I was dancing inside my house.
24:37Oh..
24:38But he..
24:40His marriage, his..
24:42Why are you dancing?
24:43Why his?
24:44His..
24:45He was the first one to cry.
24:47And now she is dancing.
24:50You have been dancing all your life.
24:51Don't you understand this?
24:53Listen to me.
24:53Only select people invited me for my nephew's marriage.
24:56Only select people.
24:57Then why did they invite you?
24:58Selected people invited you.
25:00I am his aunt.
25:02I don't want him to get married.
25:02You are not his aunt.
25:03You are a cat.
25:04What?
25:05What aunt? Cat?
25:07Aunt, it's not like that.
25:08I will get my son married soon.
25:09Yes.
25:10You have been dancing for a long time.
25:12Aunt, why do you say that?
25:13If you didn't have a son, I would have had one.
25:17Don't do this, Shabby.
25:18Your brother is saying this.
25:19Don't be stubborn.
25:20Go ahead.
25:20Go ahead.
25:21Yes, but my nephew's car is on the way.
25:22Old car.
25:23Old model.
25:24My husband gets tired in the morning.
25:26This car is old.
25:27May God forgive him.
25:28Then give me a new one.
25:31I will not give you a new one.
25:33You talk too much.
25:34Do I look like your mother to give you a new car?
25:36Shut your mouth, Shijayi.
25:37The car has been washed.
25:39Who else is there to wash it?
25:44Do you keep an eye on the car for 24 hours?
25:46No, I keep an eye on the washerman.
25:49He washes so many clothes.
25:50He washes so many clothes.
25:51He has washed 40,000 clothes in a car worth Rs. 20,000.
25:55He is a driver.
25:57What does your husband do?
25:58He drives a car.
25:59I see.
26:00But I have a job.
26:02I am a teacher at Changi Police School.
26:04What do you teach the kids?
26:05I teach them about farming.
26:07Oh, God.
26:08By the way, I have never seen such a woman in my life.
26:11I have bought a house for her.
26:12I just..
26:13It would be good if I could see you.
26:14I would die for you.
26:16I have made a video of my house.
26:18Online?
26:19Yes.
26:19I see.
26:20It has gone viral.
26:21People say that a mummy has appeared in the mirror.
26:23Anyway, don't sell the house.
26:25I won't sell it.
26:26I have a neighbour.
26:27He lives in the jungle.
26:28Go to the jungle.
26:29You wear a suit to live in the jungle.
26:30I have a net in the jungle.
26:32My monkeys know you.
26:33I will show you.
26:34I have a tunic for my husband.
26:36What is it for?
26:37To tie his work.
26:38Okay.
26:39He has a rickshaw.
26:40Sometimes, the axle breaks.
26:41What does he have?
26:42I will make him happy.
26:43Why do you want to sell your house?
26:45Listen to me.
26:45He has nothing.
26:46What are you looking for?
26:47You stay with us.
26:49You eat food and stay up all night.
26:51How do you know?
26:53I am the only one who knows.
26:55He is shouting.
26:57I don't know what he eats.
26:59He is so noisy.
27:01He is shouting so much.
27:02I can hear his voice.
27:04I can see it in your ears and eyes.
27:07Your house's walls are very thin.
27:09You can hear the noise.
27:10I live in a three-storey house.
27:13Three-storey house?
27:13It is a three-storey house.
27:15I live in a three-storey house.
27:16He is a timer.
27:17Who told you?
27:19Who told you?
27:20You told me.
27:21I didn't tell you.
27:21The government is cleaning the house.
27:24They will clean your house too.
27:24I will pay for it.
27:25Why have you made this place?
27:27To park the car.
27:28To park the car.
27:29This is great.
27:30Do you pay for it?
27:32You are paying for it, right?
27:33Yes.
27:33Do you pay for it?
27:34I told you.
27:35I will pay for it.
27:37Really?
27:38Yes.
27:38This is great.
27:39This is great.
27:45Viewers, there is a small break.
27:46We will meet after the break.
27:55Welcome back, viewers.
27:56We are going to play a great buzzer game.
28:04Let's start with you.
28:06Greetings.
28:07Greetings.
28:08What is your name, sir?
28:09My name is Zeeshan.
28:10That's a lovely name.
28:12What do you do, Zeeshan?
28:13I am the owner of a car showroom.
28:15He is the owner of a car showroom.
28:17JJ Bhaiyan is smart.
28:19Yes.
28:20He must have done Fx.
28:22Absolutely.
28:22No, that's not true.
28:24He must have thought that he is Prado.
28:27No, I can't drive it.
28:30No, he can't.
28:31Actually, he doesn't believe that I am the owner.
28:36Greetings.
28:37Greetings.
28:38That's great.
28:40That's great.
28:41I have heard your voice before.
28:44And you were saying,
28:44I have taken a step ahead of you.
28:46Something like that.
28:48What is your name, sir?
28:49Sir, Malik Ibtekhar.
28:50That's a lovely voice.
28:52That's great.
28:53That's great.
28:54If a person is shouting,
28:56I am coming. I am coming.
28:59He sits in the evening.
29:03Okay, Mr. Malik, what do you do?
29:04Sir, I am the owner of an extraction company.
29:06That's great.
29:07You are the owner of an extraction company.
29:09Sir, if a person is shouting,
29:12I am coming. I am coming.
29:16That's great.
29:17Okay, dear, greetings.
29:19Greetings.
29:20Dear, what is your name?
29:21Hira. Hira Imran.
29:22That's a lovely name.
29:23And what do you do?
29:24I am a ninth class student.
29:26That's great.
29:27And you are so brave.
29:29That's great.
29:31Next.
29:32Greetings.
29:33Greetings.
29:34Dear, what is your name?
29:35Noorul Huda.
29:36Noorul Huda.
29:36Your parents have given you a lovely name.
29:39And what do you do, dear?
29:40I am a ninth class student.
29:42Okay, you are also a ninth class student.
29:44That's great.
29:45Sir, greetings.
29:46Greetings.
29:47Sir, you have a very smiley face.
29:48You look like a fun person.
29:50What is your name?
29:50My name is Imran.
29:52Mr. Imran, what do you do?
29:53I am the owner of an extraction company.
29:55Greetings.
29:56Greetings.
29:57What is your name?
29:58Ahmed Baloch.
29:58Ahmed Baloch.
30:00He is standing outside.
30:02That's great.
30:03Do you belong to that side?
30:05No, I am from Punjab.
30:06You belong to Punjab.
30:08And you have a name Baloch because you came from there.
30:11No, sir. My ancestors were Baloch.
30:13So what do you do?
30:15I am a real estate agent.
30:16You are a real estate agent.
30:18I follow Saseeda.
30:21Okay, don't ring the buzzer before the question is over.
30:24Otherwise, you will have to dare.
30:26And don't answer without ringing the buzzer.
30:29Absolutely.
30:29The question is, I will say two sentences.
30:32You have to tell me which one is correct.
30:35Do the egg yolks turn white or do the egg yolks turn white?
30:41You rang the buzzer.
30:42First of all, you will have to answer.
30:43The egg yolks turn white.
30:46Wrong answer.
30:47Now you will have a competition of yes and no.
30:50Both of you put your hands on the buzzer.
30:52If I say yes, you have to ring the buzzer.
30:54If I say no, you don't have to ring the buzzer.
30:56Yes.
30:57You rang the buzzer first.
30:59Yes, sir. Answer.
31:00Neither do the egg yolks turn white nor do the egg yolks turn white.
31:03Excellent. Very good.
31:04Wow.
31:05Very good.
31:06Wow.
31:09Wow. Bumper to bumper.
31:12The next question is, a minister has a king.
31:15What does a king have?
31:18You rang the buzzer first.
31:19A glass.
31:20The answer is close.
31:22Very good.
31:24Wow.
31:27Very good.
31:29The answer could have been a crown.
31:32A minister has a king and a king has a crown.
31:35I have seen many kings, but they don't have a crown.
31:38I have seen many kings, but they don't have a crown.
31:41That is true.
31:42But the answer is,
31:43he has cut his business and asked for a lot of money.
31:48Okay.
31:49The next question is easy.
31:50Kids, put your hands on the buzzer.
31:53So that it is your turn.
31:54What is it that you eat and it eats you?
32:00Yes.
32:01Spoon.
32:02If your spoon is eating you,
32:05then this is very bad news.
32:07Okay. Put your hands on the buzzer.
32:08Do you know the answer?
32:09No one in this team knows the answer.
32:11You don't know the answer.
32:12Okay. Sir, the way you are standing,
32:16I think I should step back.
32:19Okay. If you don't know the answer, I will give you a hint.
32:22We often say,
32:23don't eat this.
32:25You will have a good time.
32:27Haram.
32:28Yes, you rang the bell.
32:30Brain.
32:31When you eat the brain, the brain eats you.
32:34No, don't eat this.
32:37You will have a good time.
32:38That means you will have a good time.
32:42Should I say it?
32:42Okay, you say it.
32:44Sadness and anger.
32:45Sadness and anger.
32:46When you are sad, the sadness eats you.
32:49Okay.
32:51Put your hands on the buzzer.
32:52I have taken out an easy question.
32:56A girl threw the ball 10 feet away.
32:59The ball came back to her.
33:01She didn't bump into anything.
33:03No one returned it.
33:05Okay.
33:06Yes, sir.
33:07Sir, the girl didn't throw the ball.
33:09What?
33:10Okay. He knows the girl.
33:14He knows she is a liar.
33:15She didn't throw the ball.
33:17She didn't throw the ball.
33:18She said to the anchor that she threw the ball.
33:19Do any of you know the answer?
33:21Just say yes or no.
33:22You don't know the answer.
33:23Yes, sir, you know the answer.
33:24She threw the ball in the air.
33:25She threw the ball in the air.
33:26Wow!
33:28Very good.
33:29Very good.
33:31Mr. Arun, Mr. Malik has made a reaction in his life.
33:34What?
33:34He said, you hit me and she hit you.
33:38What is the situation of the points table?
33:40The situation of the points table is that
33:42he has two points.
33:43Zero.
33:44He has one point and the girls have zero points.
33:46Tell me a place where 12 comes before 1.
33:5212 comes before 1.
33:54Yes. Where does it come?
33:55It comes on the time page.
33:57Time page. Wow!
34:01So, two points.
34:03Ten one. Very good.
34:04Yes, sir.
34:05Very good.
34:07Now, I will ask a little difficult question.
34:09And I will give two points.
34:11If any of you gives the correct answer,
34:13then the game is won.
34:14And if the girls give the correct answer,
34:16then the game is won.
34:17In which situation, if a white cat comes in front of you,
34:22then it is a very bad luck for you.
34:26The girls rang the bell first.
34:28What could be the situation?
34:29If a cat comes in front of me.
34:31If a white cat comes in front of you,
34:33then it is a bad luck for you.
34:35Okay. You are not getting the answer.
34:37You have to say yes or no.
34:38Do you know the answer?
34:39You know the answer. Do you know the answer?
34:41You don't know the answer. Do you know the answer?
34:42Give the answer.
34:43It is a good thing that a white cat comes in front of me.
34:46What?
34:48One minute. One minute.
34:52Mr. Malik, remember one thing.
34:53The police is sitting in front of you.
34:55Yes, sir.
34:55Avoid such conversations.
34:57Wow.
34:58If a white cat comes in front of me,
35:01then it is a good luck for me.
35:03Yes.
35:03And it is not a bad luck for me.
35:05What could be the situation?
35:07Mr. Arun, the girls have got the answer.
35:09The girls have got the answer.
35:10Tell us.
35:11Driving a car.
35:12Driving a car.
35:15The girls have got the answer.
35:16They haven't seen Salim Bhai.
35:17Okay.
35:19Otherwise, the mouse would have come to their senses.
35:21Okay.
35:21I also had it in my mind.
35:22I didn't tell you.
35:23I thought I was going to be the bad one.
35:27Mr. Gupta said,
35:28a white cat is a good thing.
35:30When a person talks in the ear,
35:32Nadeem takes the money again.
35:34Then he flies away.
35:38A woman shot her husband.
35:41And an hour later, she went out to eat with him.
35:43How did that happen?
35:45You played the music.
35:47I took a picture of her.
35:48I shot it from the camera.
35:49You shot it from the camera.
35:51Very good.
35:54Sir, you have won.
35:55Yes.
35:56Give the gift line to him.
35:58You have won, sir.
35:59Beautiful.
36:00Oh, no.
36:01But there is one thing.
36:03Both the teams played very well
36:04excluding the team in the middle.
36:06You played very well.
36:07You played very well.
36:09Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a short break.
36:10Don't go anywhere.
36:11We will meet after the break.
36:27Welcome back, viewers.
36:28Yes, Irza.
36:29Mr. Arun, I am very happy to tell you
36:32that Mr. Agha has confessed something today.
36:34What?
36:35What?
36:36He has said that in the show,
36:38Irza has a very mischievous and mischievous element.
36:41Oh.
36:42The way he has said it,
36:44there is a great silence on it.
36:47He said that he is mischievous and mischievous.
36:49It is your faith that one day
36:51all of them will be together.
36:53Now, we will go to the audience.
36:54Yes, of course.
36:55Yes, come.
36:55Who has the mic in the audience?
36:57Greetings.
36:57Greetings.
36:58Greetings.
36:59My name is Ikram.
37:00I am from Punjab.
37:01Let's clap for you once.
37:02Very good.
37:04I mean, I know this much
37:06on a very serious note.
37:08The thing is that people should understand one thing.
37:10Today, we were talking off camera
37:13that in many dramas,
37:14the police is being shown as negative.
37:17Absolutely.
37:17Whenever we did a show in the last three to four years,
37:20we always showed the police as positive.
37:22There is a reason for that.
37:23This society, our cities,
37:26their population is so large
37:29that the population of a country in Europe
37:32and the population of our city,
37:34the population of Canada
37:35and the population of one of our regions
37:38is more than that.
37:40And the police equipment there,
37:42their salaries,
37:44excuse me,
37:45because I know the salaries of the police,
37:47their salaries,
37:48their equipment,
37:49their support,
37:51their everything,
37:52in comparison to that,
37:53it is not even 5%.
37:56And the kind of people we find in our society,
38:00believe me,
38:01the black sheep,
38:02it is the job of the police
38:04to throw them out.
38:07They have so much money and equipment.
38:09Let's give them a round of applause.
38:10Wow.
38:11Amazing.
38:14Yes, sir.
38:15I write my own Punjabi poetry.
38:16Really?
38:17And it's enough for me.
38:18I will read it and recite it to you.
38:19Yes, sir.
38:20Please recite it, sir.
38:21Please recite your poem.
38:21Listen, your flying faces,
38:24all of them are partners today.
38:27Wow.
38:29You have forgotten to come to your country,
38:31even I have leeches on my shoulders.
38:34Wow.
38:38Amazing.
38:39And the smells of the heart have remained open.
38:41Okay.
38:42The smells of the heart have remained open,
38:45even the thorns have become thorns today.
38:47Wow.
38:48The thorns have become thorns.
38:50Your flying faces,
38:52even the thorns of love have become thorns today.
38:55Wow.
38:55Even the thorns of love have become thorns today.
38:58Think about it, your flying faces.
39:00Wow.
39:01Your flying faces.
39:03Wow.
39:04Very nice.
39:06Very nice.
39:06You see,
39:08the government of Punjab has trained them so well
39:12that they have told you
39:14that if you come to the police station as a criminal,
39:16you will have to scream.
39:17Yes.
39:18In a different way.
39:19The song has become very beautiful.
39:20I have been wearing it for five days.
39:23And they liked it so much that the kids also wore it.
39:31Mr. Kiran, when will you get a chance
39:32to look at a criminal and tell him
39:34that come, I will teach you a lesson.
39:36Walk a long distance.
39:41Next.
39:42Who is next?
39:43Greetings.
39:43Greetings.
39:44My name is Sabaat.
39:46Yes.
39:46And I am a teacher.
39:47Okay.
39:50I would like to say something for my father.
39:52You want to say something for your father.
39:54Yes.
39:55Please say it.
39:55When my father left me, the world told me
39:59that daughters who do not have a father
40:02do not have any sympathy.
40:07Yes, brother.
40:08Greetings, sir.
40:09Greetings.
40:10My name is Asad Rana.
40:11Asad Rana.
40:12I belong to the small village of Lahore.
40:15Wow.
40:16And I am a lion.
40:17Give me your car number.
40:20I can't bear it.
40:21You know, I am fasting.
40:22He should have taken charity.
40:27I am surprised that there is no one surprised here.
40:30Are you surprised that we were not surprised
40:32when you came here?
40:34No, no.
40:35He is a lion.
40:36Okay, he is a lion.
40:37Sorry.
40:37The lion has started.
40:38Yes, sir.
40:39Give it to him.
40:40I am surprised that there is no one surprised here.
40:42I am surprised that there is no one surprised here.
40:45People are here, but there is no one.
40:49Wow, wow, wow.
40:50Wow, wow, wow.
40:52Haider, from Mangamandi.
40:54From Mangamandi.
40:54No, Mangamandi.
40:57My brother used to say that
40:58I have never heard such a lion before.
41:00I don't know how he recognized me.
41:05Okay, now that the poetry has become very good,
41:08why don't we request the doctor
41:11to recite a great poem
41:13to all the good audience who have come today.
41:15I will recite a poem for you.
41:17Go ahead.
41:17Before that, there is a paragraph.
41:19Yes, yes.
41:19What are the dreams of men?
41:21Oh, wow.
41:21What are the dreams of men?
41:23Whoever you look at, he is busy with his mobile phone.
41:26Whoever you look at, he is busy with his mobile phone.
41:30What is so special about him that he is just busy with it?
41:32Wow, wow, wow.
41:34What is so special about him that he is just busy with it?
41:38Whether he agrees in front of his wife or not, but sir.
41:41Whether he agrees in front of his wife or not, but sir.
41:44The ideal of men is just Ikran-ul-Hasan.
41:46Wow.
41:48Wow.
41:49So, the direction of the poem is,
41:51Just wait, sometimes we are neighbors.
41:54Wow.
41:55Wait, sometimes we are neighbors.
41:58Just wait, sometimes we are neighbors.
42:01Wow.
42:02Then whatever we do after that, we do it to his brother.
42:06Wow.
42:07Very good.
42:08Whatever we do after that, we do it to his brother.
42:10We do it to his brother.
42:11And your love has made me in that condition.
42:14Yes.
42:14Your love has made me in that condition.
42:17Samosas that are made in Ramadan.
42:22Your Jalwa that are made in Ramadan.
42:26These lies, bribes, bribes.
42:29Yes.
42:29They do the fasting.
42:31Those who don't do stupid things in the village.
42:34Wow, wow, wow.
42:35Very good.
42:36They eat all the fritters of the fasting people.
42:40But they don't show any interest.
42:43They do.
42:44Wow, wow, wow.
42:44Just wait, sometimes we are neighbors.
42:46We do it to his brother.
42:48Then whatever we do after that.
42:49We do it to his brother.
42:51Wow, wow, wow.
42:55Viewers, this was today's show.
42:57God willing, we will meet you in the next show.
42:58Take good care of yourselves.
43:00Goodbye.