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00:00:30it's go time target is half a click southwest don't mess this up seals i don't make mistakes
00:01:00the x47 death balloon this one's really deadly uh i'm gonna call a human no we got this
00:01:12uh claggart you you're sure we we shouldn't get a human i i feel like we should get a human
00:01:17you know you cut the wrong wire we'll all be boom
00:01:22the pain the pain switch focus i'm focusing death what's taking so long
00:01:28i got a photo shoot with national aquatic after this this isn't as easy as going
00:01:32heck dolls
00:01:42so
00:01:58do my good boys want some tasty sardines we don't do this for tasty treats we do this for honor
00:02:05for duty for yes you do now give me a thumbs up
00:02:26wow
00:02:35oh
00:02:51claggart and the water died before i have my photo shoot
00:03:06oh
00:03:14oh wait i'm a dolphin i'm totally fine
00:03:35so
00:04:05so what's the plan really obvious head first charge got anything less stupid
00:04:33how about the old 1 2 17 backboard inside out maneuver huh yeah too complicated oh
00:04:40surprise attack too obvious super secret surprise attack three two
00:04:52oh
00:04:58quinn why do you always have to shout out the name of the plan
00:05:02ah i got carried away but it was such a good plan come on
00:05:12what are you doing there could be you know what's lurking out there a few ravenous seal eating
00:05:26jerks is nothing for the bravest seal in the ocean i the great geraldo once escaped from
00:05:33an aquarium using only my wits and perfectly symmetrical features have you been waiting
00:05:39for someone to come past so you could tell that story perhaps perhaps not it's all part of my
00:05:46mystique we can still see you
00:05:55come on let's go home we'll catch a fish tomorrow
00:05:59oh no we're gonna get a fish today i don't know quinn stay here i'll be back before you can say
00:06:10this is a really stupid idea this is a really stupid ah quinn wait up
00:06:19oh come on man this is way better than a fish oh yeah you don't even know what it is oh come on
00:06:38of course i do it's a super awesome shiny thing a super awesome waddy waddy
00:06:45oh did you see that do you think it'll make a difference if i pretend i didn't
00:06:53oh who wants to get in my face
00:06:56oh
00:07:10hey snap your face went right into
00:07:26oh
00:07:44benji benji
00:07:46oh that was too close come on we're almost home i said you're doing it in the face hole
00:07:57no my face hole any ideas don't say super secret surprise attack the corkscrew spin
00:08:05you sure about this nope not at all three two
00:08:10oh no wonder they didn't want to go in your face hole it's disgusting in here after them
00:08:28uh quinn yeah you shouted out the name of the plan again but we totally nailed it that time
00:08:38do you count not catching a fish and almost being eaten by a shark three times as
00:08:42nailing it yeah kind of sort of maybe not really no not at all definitely not that was a total
00:08:50failure this is my spot oh my my my my you do know what you did out there was really
00:09:01stupid right stupidly worth it check it out we could use them to make light signals
00:09:07my eyes
00:09:18i wasn't talking about the thingies i meant coming back for me
00:09:22you could have been eaten we gotta look out for each other right
00:09:26no matter what
00:09:30i'm a seal eating sharky
00:09:36tag you're part of the food chain all right little predator it's time for dinner
00:09:43barnacles
00:09:48barnacles oh
00:09:50barnacles oh it tastes like sand and disappointment
00:09:59oh
00:10:17they're particularly disappointed yesterday there has got to be a better way than this
00:10:22oh there is trick is to lick a rock for flavor then stir directly at the sun
00:10:30searing pain removes the disappointment uh thanks beth but i was talking about all of this
00:10:38risking our lives every day to maybe get a fish yeah i'm so sick of barnacles barnacles are the
00:10:44don't worry things it is almost time for the sardine run we'll all get to eat
00:10:52yeah i love sardines let's hope they avert any worries i had what about the sharks sharks
00:10:58oh i did not think of that hardly a concern i can count the amount of sharks i've seen out
00:11:03there on one flipper i'd buy that nothing to worry about that's pretty convincing
00:11:14so
00:11:18quinn yeah i really hope we catch more than awesome shiny thingies tomorrow i'm so hungry
00:11:29what do you think these things really are who knows all kinds of shipwrecks around here filled
00:11:35with weird human stuff yeah much much in your dreams he is dreaming
00:11:49so
00:12:13benji what are you doing out here i'm gonna get us some food all kinds of
00:12:19shipwrecks around here right and humans never go anywhere without snacks now go back to sleep
00:12:25breakfast is on me trust me that's all i want to do right now but some idiot once told me that
00:12:32we gotta look out for each other well that guy must have been pretty stupid
00:12:37uh-huh
00:12:42over here human sure have some interesting snacks junk trash worthless
00:12:58wow this is a rough part of the ocean
00:13:01okay tell me about it
00:13:09oh there's got to be some food out there yeah like us if we go out there
00:13:14come on we'll be in and out before you can say this is a really stupid idea
00:13:19i don't even know why i bought it
00:13:34what do you think happened to these why would you even think about asking a question like that
00:13:39looking for trouble yeah it's just uh you know this is totally off the charts
00:13:43asking a question like that looking for trouble it's just that you know this is
00:13:47totally the kind of place that you would find it don't say it oh relax man i'm sure we'll be
00:14:04hello there little fellas
00:14:12wow it's the rush i haven't even introduced myself my name's grimes how are you doing today
00:14:25are you good how are you well are you fine
00:14:31what i asked if it was fine yeah like you wanted to pick the scraps of their bones
00:14:37isn't that what we're doing here obviously but we don't want my eyes
00:14:49we can move them in there
00:14:54corkscrew spin are you sure
00:14:57i thought so
00:15:06woohoo see i'm learning i didn't even shout out the name of the plan
00:15:12bingy
00:15:15so
00:15:22come on come on come on
00:15:30come on
00:15:36oh
00:15:46oh
00:15:55did he just no way
00:16:16so
00:16:37oh stop it this is so undignified
00:16:45this is what happens when you go up against the food chain food sink kiss my tail fin
00:17:15hmm
00:17:39no you can't eat them i thought you'd learned your lesson
00:17:43ah so so sorry we thought you were oh you know k-i-a roger my name is diving d
00:17:52this is roger roger and that eloquent lady is mayday
00:17:57is she all right yeah she's been trying to eat that starfish for years
00:18:03you know i think they formed a symbiotic relationship
00:18:06i'm quinn well quinn what brings your unconscious body to these waters
00:18:13i went looking for food with my friend benji
00:18:21oh an old seal he saved me from a shark big mustache angry face like this
00:18:29oh claggart roger you know where i can find him
00:18:46you're probably safer going back to the shark that old grouch does
00:18:49not like visitors nope he does seem to enjoy inflicting pain on them though
00:18:54oh well it's nice having known you quinn
00:18:59enjoy the last few moments of your short short life over and out over
00:19:24and out
00:19:34you have exactly 10 seconds to get off my ship before i teach you the meaning of pain
00:19:4010 unbelievable pain nine ridiculous pain eight worse pain the way you took on that shark
00:19:48how did you do that ha basic flipper to flipper combat could you teach me
00:19:54that's what my crew used to call an rsi rs a really stupid idea
00:20:00why would you want to throw your life away the other super awesome shiny thingy
00:20:09it belonged to my best friend oh i see well it's a cold dark cut the wrong wire on a naval
00:20:16mine and get your whole team disbanded kind of ocean out there pup weirdly specific it's
00:20:21best to go home move on with your life and leave complete strangers alone the only way
00:20:27you're getting rid of me is to teach me how to fight or throw me off this boat
00:20:33i i phrased that badly
00:20:38ah
00:20:50that lesson's for free now get lost
00:20:58teach me or the sardines are gonna get it you wouldn't dare
00:21:08me
00:21:19do you have any idea how difficult it is to get those more than anyone
00:21:32come with me
00:21:38so
00:21:45my years in the service taught me that this is what you need to accomplish any mission
00:21:52a photo oh in the photo a dolphin smoking a cigar oh a team of soldiers brave stupid or
00:22:02crazy enough to follow you into any mission no matter how dangerous you mean i should
00:22:09form some kind of seal ensemble you want to sing a cappella seal club you
00:22:15obviously haven't been to the arctic wait i've got it flip a patrol
00:22:20oh have fun with the sharks
00:22:39my name is seal you seals have been an amazing audience
00:22:43now this is the part of the evening where i want you all to sing along say
00:22:51oh now say
00:22:57now say quinn where have you been cut it out benji and i went to
00:23:09there was a shark
00:23:10oh it's best to forget about all that and have a barnacle
00:23:21no i am so sick of disgusting barnacles don't worry there's always what the sardine run
00:23:29please we all just go out in the water and hope that we're faster than the next seal
00:23:34aren't you tired of leaving your friends behind i hate to bring up the painfully obvious but
00:23:40it's a shark eat seal world out there right every seal for themselves it's between him or me
00:23:45i'm choosing me you jerk i thought we were friends my spot i've been checking every year
00:23:51well i'm through running i'm gonna make sure we never lose another seal i'm gonna fight back
00:23:58fight back is there anyone here brave stupid or crazy enough to help me
00:24:06actually this isn't much but you can have it not even crazy steve is that crazy
00:24:12and a shark once spat him out because he tasted too weird all right back to the music
00:24:18please you guys gotta listen to me twin is never gonna survive
00:24:24because he's a little crazy
00:24:31stupid seals not even stupid enough to fight sharks
00:24:35oh thanks beth but it's gonna take more than rocks and searing pain to help me
00:24:48you need seals brave stupid or crazy enough to fight sharks you were there
00:24:53how'd it go scale of one to ten oh quinn they haven't invented a number low enough to describe
00:24:58that but look on the bright side if you want to fight sharks you're obviously very very stupid
00:25:04so you're already a third of the way to forming your own team yeah you're right all i need is
00:25:11someone brave and someone me yeah you're always helping others by forcing them to lick rocks
00:25:22and you stare directly at the sun for hours so you gotta be tough i do have a lot of skills
00:25:29but fighting sharks is a little certain deathy for my taste i'll get you all the sardines you can
00:25:35eat if you really want to die a horrible death involving sharks i'm gonna help you achieve your
00:25:41goal yes nice i think all we need now is someone brave oh easy i know the bravest seal in the ocean
00:25:50wow it's a little cold tonight it is a bit chilly a slightly chilly evening is nothing for the
00:25:59bravest seal in the ocean what about fighting sharks fighting sharks is nothing well actually
00:26:05it is quite something you brave enough to help us do it brave enough
00:26:13oh i laugh in the face of danger so much danger says to me oh great job you hurt my feelings
00:26:20and then i hold danger in my arms and i say sorry i never meant to hurt you so
00:26:29is that a yes on fighting the sharks perhaps perhaps not all a part of your mystique huh
00:26:36all a part of your mystique huh you're a fast learner i like you uh one question how do we
00:26:44fight the sharks the great geraldo also wonders about this but does not care about the answer
00:26:49i have no idea but i know a seal who does
00:26:56i found seals brave stupid and uh beth enough to follow me into this mission
00:27:01now will you train us you're persistent pup i'll give you that but only that this is the
00:27:07most blubbery pathetic mess of a team i've ever seen you don't look so hot yourself walrus
00:27:13and insubordinate too forget about no if you don't teach us how to fight we're gonna eat
00:27:21every can of sardines on this entire ship i can't promise i won't do that anyway
00:27:27hmm his mystique it's magnificent
00:27:37so you pups think you have what it takes to be in the hmmf wait your team was called
00:27:41hoof kind of makes sense i suppose it stands for hydra marine military force
00:27:46the most elite fighting animals ever to swim in the ocean and i don't think you have what it takes
00:27:58ah you gotta be fighting fit on land and in water
00:28:18you gotta have discipline
00:28:21you're ready to quit
00:28:26the light that would be nice huh you gotta be a master of stealth who's that bat
00:28:35you gotta learn how to do a thumbs up
00:28:39yeah we'll come back to this one you're gonna need air support to spot the enemy
00:28:45that over stupid bird this is my training now uh where were we you were gonna ask if
00:28:52we're ready to quit and we were gonna say seal no seal you're gonna learn pain
00:29:00or pain
00:29:19you ready to quit never huh you might just be material after all
00:29:27that's the spirit but you still have to pass the final test what test fighting a shark of course
00:29:38meet the fiercest predator in the ocean
00:29:42bob
00:29:43is that all you got eternal hemorrhaging is no match
00:30:00oh
00:30:11one down two to go next
00:30:30oh
00:30:50now hurry up and fail i got a military grade nap to get to
00:30:54huh seal is no match for a shark that's why we gotta work together come on guys hey
00:31:02they've had their turn you said it yourself you can only achieve your mission with a photo
00:31:08i mean a team three two one
00:31:16one not bad pups not bad now get some shut eye you're in for more p a i n tomorrow
00:31:28that one just means pain
00:31:36oh
00:31:43bad boy bad bad boy
00:32:06what are you doing out here pup nothing can't sleep coming up with uh strategies
00:32:12what are you doing out here same thing
00:32:19is it even possible fighting sharks well it's stupid and will probably end in death
00:32:26but that never stopped my old team from diving into action uh does it seem like that ended
00:32:33super well yeah what happened to the rest of your team there was an accident and hoomph was
00:32:42disbanded dolph went into show business and our gear expert switch he went crazy gear expert well
00:32:50more crazy crazy enough to fight sharks forget it not gonna happen pop i already led him on one
00:32:57starfish brained mission i'm not gonna do it again okay you leave me no choice then hey
00:33:04give those back or i'll or you what teach me all of your moves military mistake of the century
00:33:16i don't get it your old teammates are out there but you just soak here by yourself
00:33:20i would do anything to see benji again
00:33:35pick up the pace stragglers will be left behind then captured then left behind again
00:33:40then recaptured then tail slapped then left behind wow he's particularly home fish today
00:33:47he's just nervous because we're gonna go see an old friend of his the great giraldo also knows
00:33:52this pain and when i escaped from the aquarium you've seen only my wits and perfectly symmetrical
00:33:58features i had to leave my one true love behind magnificent anything could be listening
00:34:07you mean like the biggest shark you've ever seen in your whole life
00:34:27hi i'm dave uh are you gonna eat us
00:34:33nah i'm a basking shark i only eat plankton and one time a little wooden boy by mistake
00:34:43he really liked to sing but that's cool because i really like to sing too my favorite song is the
00:34:52one that goes what's that one called again
00:35:03wow there's worse things a shark can do than eat we're here
00:35:22hold it right there or you're gonna get the shrimp
00:35:34hello switch claggart is that really you i haven't seen you since
00:35:42boom yeah i know oh plaggy it's been too long my old friend it's good to see you too switch
00:35:54jeez what's up with you slipping alone on spooky rats oh i'm not alone no no no i stay with my old
00:36:01friend uh senor echo is that sister echo no no he's a sophisticated but aloof gentleman
00:36:08senor echo say hi everyone hi everyone everyone wait wait wait are you is this
00:36:17is the hoof getting back together not quite we formed a team to fight sharks
00:36:25that's a serious rsi did you tell them that's an rsi kind of why we're here
00:36:29we're gonna need some heavy firepower i don't have access to the armory anymore
00:36:36so i've had to improvise with some unstable experimental biotechnology
00:36:47they know senior echo they know they know i just told them oh sorry my bad
00:36:54oh clam grenades oh excuse oh watch out
00:36:58watch out
00:37:01select with needle bolts just what you need awful minds
00:37:09watches for synchronizing um what is this i love you
00:37:16yeah well um that one works uh works better underwater
00:37:29and you've already seen the pistol shrimp
00:37:35he's kind of cute no are you insane that's one of the most dangerous weapons in here
00:37:39one click of his claw oh anywho moving swiftly on now this one is super exciting
00:37:47this is my latest project activate octo suit
00:37:56oh sorry you got to do the voice they love the voice activate octo suit
00:38:09so
00:38:24oh
00:38:39um
00:38:50this one's still in a r&d stage
00:39:10so
00:39:15this is seven five one niner bogey identified at 12 o'clock
00:39:18over roger we're right here can you just speak normally for once
00:39:25never mind
00:39:39um
00:40:10uh
00:40:15compensating for angle calculating distance and
00:40:31okay let's tie this up
00:40:39no way i just don't believe it now what
00:40:45oh
00:41:10wow
00:41:23should we go after them sure i'll be right behind you if this thing gets us into deep water we're in
00:41:31deep water oh we can trap her in a shark cage that isn't a real thing yeah it is
00:41:38oh are you sure this will work not at all i'll take it
00:41:49oh
00:41:58so
00:42:05we are currently floating in the zone of death home of flying great white sharks
00:42:28oh come on people
00:42:36what kind of a cheapskate shark cage is this there is no way a shark can fit in there no way
00:42:46oh she's cagey you're funny i like you that's why i'm gonna eat you last ah put a clam in it
00:43:16oh call him oh that's totally cheating what are you doing in my territory
00:43:28mr grimes yes sir we saw a group of seals attacking a shark and what did you do about it
00:43:37we came here to tell you we saw a group of seals attacking a shark you got chased away
00:43:43by food you don't understand they got weird gadgets crazy moves ever-growing camaraderie
00:43:50we're no match for that we're ballyhaven friends get a grip of yourselves your socks
00:43:56now tell me more about these seals well they had one of those one of what dead super awesome looking
00:44:06shiny thingy the food that lived this is bad for all of us first it seals fighting back
00:44:17next thing you know we'll have penguins pecking in our eyes dolphins on the counter-attack but
00:44:23they look so friendly a sea otter uprising oh i'd like to see that actually so what are we gonna do
00:44:32we make an example of them
00:44:42so
00:44:58seals are doing what
00:45:04how dare they
00:45:12we're so dead
00:45:16that is ridiculous
00:45:20oh yes of course i know seals attack the shark how do you think i got here all right sorry
00:45:42so
00:45:54go back to sleep go back to sleep
00:46:01i'm too talented to be eaten
00:46:14all right seals your next mission is to party
00:46:22got let's bust up the dance floor style
00:46:42what's wrong pup moping around in the shadows is the one move i didn't want to teach you
00:46:48oh nothing it's just seeing you guys it reminded you of your friend benji wasn't a friend he was a
00:46:55tbfiteo oh the best friend in the entire ocean see we'll make a military seal out of you yet
00:47:04benji was loyal brave telling me how stupid my ideas were looking out for me no matter what
00:47:13oh that really is a tbfiteo and he paid the price for it
00:47:21sharks
00:47:26they've surrounded seal island now it could be that they just want a little chit chat but i think
00:47:32you guys made them really angry roger yeah gear up team we're heading out that's a serious rsi
00:47:39pup we barely survived a fight with one shark if we cause this we have to fix it
00:47:45not by just rushing in blindly that's how you get your friends hurt
00:47:50wait quinn i i'm gonna save those seals with or without your help wait
00:47:56pup quinn i was talking about me
00:48:11the accident that destroyed the good boy it was my fault i cut the wrong wire on mine because
00:48:22because i'm colorblind
00:48:26um all seals are colorblind what uh-huh yeah for all i know our camouflage could be bright pink
00:48:34oh man i gotta rethink everything you sure
00:48:44all right all right all right i'm okay
00:48:48ah
00:48:52it's ruined everything pull it together the point is i was proud overconfident and i rushed
00:49:01in without thinking my crew my friends they paid the price ah come on it's water under the
00:49:09exploded bridge we all make mistakes right but you don't have to make the same ones i did
00:49:15so what do we do the seals are trapped over here on sentinel rock there are sharks here
00:49:22here here here here a little bit over here this one no don't go there there's a shark here here
00:49:28here there was a baby shark over here do do do do uh mommy shark here yep a shark here
00:49:34grandpa shark over here he did not look very happy there was a shark okay we get it we've got
00:49:39eight hours before the tide comes in we need to rescue those seals without engaging the shark
00:49:45sounds like a job for the octo sea yeah probably an rsi i think i have something else that could
00:49:54work my special formula chow irresistible to sharks one drop will lure them all the way
00:50:02from the island the sharks are going to be honest as soon as we put that stuff in the water we need
00:50:06a boat that's this boat though right hey the good boy can still sail you mean in reality or
00:50:13in our hearts and minds the great giraldo knows where we can get a boat the harbor near my old
00:50:19aquarium it's the last place i saw my one great love the magnificent jing before i escaped using
00:50:26only my wits all right we've got our plan get a boat chum the water and rescue the seals
00:50:31synchronize watches in three two one i love you i really hate this thing
00:51:01hey what are you doing here
00:51:18harbor seals no honor no bravery they just laze around doing tricks for snacks
00:51:24you think you can just roll into our territory and insult us hey we'll show you
00:51:29who's the harbor queen i don't know she sounds kind of dangerous yeah what you gonna do spin a ball on her nose
00:51:44oh
00:51:53give it up you are no match for the great giraldo
00:51:57it is you who is no match for the magnificent jing
00:52:07we need a song to lift our spirits
00:52:14right
00:52:34tell her to join the attack from the north
00:52:37i mean what do you mean he's lost sharks have a built-in navigation system
00:52:46fine left at the reef right to the canyon and he can't miss it
00:52:51if you give me bad news i will eat you right now
00:52:56just spit it out already the news tide's almost up but still no sign of them pesky action seals
00:53:03doesn't matter as long as they stay out of my way the plan will proceed and if they do show up
00:53:12save a bite of the cheeky one for me
00:53:15no right at the reef right
00:53:20jing
00:53:22geraldo
00:53:24you useless good-for-nothing
00:53:26self-involved coward
00:53:28hold up is this the jing
00:53:30from when you escaped from the aquarium
00:53:32using only the perfectly symmetrical features
00:53:36escaped the magnificent jing laughs with all the sarcasm she can muster
00:53:42the sarcasm she can muster
00:53:49great geraldo notes your sarcasm but does not appreciate it
00:53:52ugh two of them help me please my love we do not have time for this now
00:53:57no one is going anywhere until he tells the truth
00:54:01i
00:54:01please be dramatic please be dramatic
00:54:04i
00:54:07escaping the aquarium was jing's plan
00:54:11but i i couldn't go through with it
00:54:15i am not disappointed
00:54:17it's unbelievably difficult as that is to believe the great geraldo was scared of
00:54:25take this stupid watch
00:54:30so if jing's the one who's all pretty smart symmetrically featured how did you escape the
00:54:35aquarium i was thrown out without the magnificent jing our show was an absolute failure
00:54:45we always were better as a duet my love were best dance
00:54:55listen we're on a mission to fight a whole lot of sharks chances are we're definitely
00:55:00gonna die if you help us you'll really be punishing geraldo
00:55:11what do you need
00:55:24by day birch blitz spitzburton is a millionaire dolphin philanthropist
00:55:28by night he's a crime-fighting porpoise of purpose in style for action
00:55:35it's go time
00:55:37it's go time
00:55:58so
00:56:10well good luck with a certain death perhaps you would like to uh
00:56:15certainly die with me you're nailing it
00:56:28so
00:56:51you you took my sandwich
00:56:54come in come in we've got a robbery in progress
00:57:03come on come on come on come on
00:57:13oh
00:57:15or tuned into talkie talk radio next caller
00:57:19hi i'm dave
00:57:26that sandwich had all the toppings
00:57:37flipping shelves
00:57:43oh
00:57:53hey what's that sound what's that smell
00:58:12so delicious
00:58:39we need to give them more time
00:58:43so
00:58:48get up get up
00:59:13so
00:59:19you're almost there
00:59:29so
00:59:38mommy oh sam oh i was so worried
01:00:00i thought i was gonna forget about your help get him
01:00:02get her
01:00:25is everyone okay yep just fine kind of good one piece no
01:00:29no
01:00:31you
01:00:38i know this fish he works for the shark who took benji oh and uh grimes is just getting started
01:00:45surrounding seal island was just a distraction to keep you busy shut up yourself out yeah snitches
01:00:52get eaten we need to find out what grimes is up to without those sharks warning him that we're
01:01:02coming i think i have a plan
01:01:23me
01:01:35are seals meant to do that only after we bite them
01:01:43well i am hanging my head at an unnatural angle out of deep regrets
01:01:51i the great geraldo love you jing go go we'll keep him busy what do you mean we we always work
01:02:00better as a duet right what a shock i the magnificent jing did not expect this
01:02:11how will i ever decide between these two eligible seals
01:02:18choose geraldo he doesn't deserve her
01:02:40so
01:02:59my buddy sydney sixpins knows the name the funny thing with sydney sixpins is all sharks have six
01:03:08fins or unless you count the uh you know
01:03:16the butt fin then it's seven that reminds me of a joke why is six afraid of seven
01:03:26oh wish i knew jerks have no concept of arithmetic
01:03:39so
01:03:49split up
01:04:05remember when i said i'll eat you last
01:04:09alive one move and you're gonna get the shrimp
01:04:20what you gonna do merchandising opportunity meet up
01:04:31i have a terrible secret that i have never told anyone
01:04:35i laggards am in fact such a father's plays evil son wouldn't that just be as evil
01:04:49not coming with you was the biggest mistake of my life
01:04:54back story finally well you are a liar a coward a brown boastful son of a walrus
01:05:02but we are better as a duet
01:05:06kiss him already not with you creeps watching he's gonna do it he's gonna do it
01:05:17come on let's go the great geraldo was definitely in on that plan
01:05:24are those really the most deadly creatures in the ocean
01:05:27not when you're around my love
01:05:57hmm
01:06:06the puny shark is no match for the
01:06:14a great drop
01:06:17so
01:06:24what are they doing down there
01:06:28no way we're gonna get close enough to hear without being spotted uh guys this kind of
01:06:33maybe sort of seems like a job for the octo suit uh he's right wait what are you insane
01:06:41really you think flicka can hold it together yes
01:06:47if things get a little uh colorful just say activate countermeasures
01:06:52they'll know what to do well then let's do this
01:07:11so
01:07:34you can do this flicker
01:07:36as i was just minding my own business suddenly this massive tornado just lifts me out of the
01:07:41water yeah i heard about that brothers and sisters i have invited you here because of the seal menace
01:07:54i mean do they live on land or in water pick a habitat you stupid mammals but i know how to turn
01:07:59this problem into an opportunity we can learn something from those seals
01:08:08how to do a thumbs up teamwork
01:08:13if a group of floating lunch boxes can band together and threaten us
01:08:17imagine what we can achieve together that will be the mammals you know what the next time anyone
01:08:23wants to speak face your fate now where was i every year seals head out for the sardine run
01:08:30and every year we eat our fill but who do we catch the old the slow and that one weird
01:08:37tasting seal was always frothing at the mouth that tastes the worst flavor hey what did i just say
01:08:44but as a team we'll make sure no seal is left behind because we'll eat them all
01:08:54yes good night two seals more five seals more seven seals you will eat as many seals as you can
01:09:04count uh guys we have a little bit of a problem
01:09:19hey
01:09:20eat seals for breakfast seals for second breakfast seals for 11 seals for lunch
01:09:29seals for afternoon tea seals for dinner seals for supper seals
01:09:49so
01:10:00uh activate countermeasures oh right i gotta do the voice activate countermeasures
01:10:19hello there little fella
01:10:36you're a bit early for the feast but i can always have a pre-dinner snack yeah i get that you must
01:10:43be pretty hungry after monologuing for like seven hours how do you guys deal with the boredom
01:10:49staring into the distance i do crossword puzzles plot and betrayal mostly first i'm gonna stop you
01:10:56then i'm gonna tail slap that stupid smile right off your face
01:11:04we're gonna tail slap that stupid smile off your face
01:11:07oh you brought me more friends to eat but you're not the only ones with reinforcements
01:11:22any ideas get out of here i'll keep them busy i thought i was the one with the stupid plans
01:11:31uh no forget it no way listen to me pop when we met i was an empty wreck i'd given up on everything
01:11:42but you you're crazy stupid and brave enough to never surrender to always be there for your
01:11:50friends that's why you got to get out of here no please i don't want to be a part of this
01:12:00i can't i believe in you pop you are natural born goof
01:12:14no i'm not leaving him we stay here we're all good for
01:12:20i'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain you're gonna have an honorary doctorate in pain
01:12:31so
01:12:46oh claggard
01:12:51i lost him again guys quinn where are you going the sharks are planning an ambush during the
01:12:58sardine run i need to warn everyone what's the plan there isn't one
01:13:07everyone keeps paying for my stupid ideas bingy claggart
01:13:16one of you will be next all right team bath we're gonna find a way to stop those sharks
01:13:22hey since when are we team bath no questions alone team bath
01:13:41no no no please no no
01:13:44oh too late
01:13:54sardine run sardine run here we come come on sam this is my spot
01:14:03i've been dabbing him for years stop everybody come back quinn what are you shouting about
01:14:09listen we've got to stop them the sharks are waiting out there the what the sharks
01:14:14hmm never heard of them you know what i don't have time for this quinn can i tell you a secret
01:14:24there are sharks out there really you know why i don't admit it out there you might not come back
01:14:34i might not come back but the community will survive if we don't go on the sardine run
01:14:42everyone will starve
01:15:03oh
01:15:13quinn thank goodness oh things got out of hand so quickly without you we were training with
01:15:18bob but next thing i know he'd take it over bob gonna be very persuasive why did you come back
01:15:25the seals have already left for the sardine run i gotta try to protect him
01:15:31is there anyone here brave stupid crazy let's do this
01:15:43the seals have a head start on us
01:15:47the sharks they're gone what do you mean gone hey well roger what they said here's the island
01:15:57this is where the sardines will come past but there's nothing in between except for
01:16:13so
01:16:28i can't stand that guy so boring whatever you do don't make eye contact
01:16:36uh i thought the point of this team was to not get eaten by sharks actually i only ate blood
01:16:59thanks dave you're the best shark i've ever met
01:17:02no problem team quinn please team geraldo uh quinn geraldo quinn geraldo quinn
01:17:14quinn geraldo geraldo what
01:17:18team juice
01:17:22i love you
01:17:24you i love you
01:17:31i love you
01:17:41i really love that watch
01:17:54so
01:18:04i'm beginning to think this mission is a serious rsi
01:18:09i'm hungry can we eat yet so cramped in here yeah we're packed like some kind of fish
01:18:23holes patience brothers and sisters we wait for the tasty seals to pass overhead and then
01:18:32when they're cut off from the island we attack this year no one's coming back from the sardine run
01:18:42hmm
01:18:50i think i have an idea switch can you release that container even if i have to break the chain
01:18:56with my teeth the rest of you position yourselves at the exits as soon as that crate comes down
01:19:03close the doors
01:19:16why do you hate me
01:19:33oh
01:19:52go my love no ways i have spent my whole life proclaiming my bravery
01:20:00but being a coward when it really counts not today if you don't come back
01:20:08i will find you and i will hurt you i wouldn't expect any less my love
01:20:20this puny door has no match for the great
01:20:25drogo
01:20:29sorry my friends
01:20:36so
01:20:52this way
01:21:05so
01:21:14why hello there little fella shut up you creep why always the eyes
01:21:23first i'm gonna eat every seal you ever met then i'll be back for you
01:21:35so
01:21:59it's over isn't it
01:22:01for all of us well this mission did have that classic uh certain deathy kind of feel to it
01:22:12then why'd you come because of you dummy
01:22:18my whole life i believed that it was every beth for themselves then some starfish brained idiot
01:22:25showed me another way a very stupid way but a better way
01:22:34we gotta look out for each other no matter what oh oh what come on let's see if we
01:22:43could take down a few of those sharks with us told you a puny door is no match for the great
01:22:54roldo
01:23:03oh
01:23:21that was shocking i'm electric baby
01:23:32activate octo
01:23:49you ready to get involved in this fight
01:23:52roger
01:24:11prepare to be astounded prepare to be amazed
01:24:15prepare to have your fins handed to you by the great geraldo
01:24:46laser
01:24:50laser
01:25:16huh
01:25:34you're surrounded you're outnumbered
01:25:38you're about to be fooled give it up little fella you can't win
01:25:45i know but we're brave stupid and crazy enough to try anyway
01:25:57sorry i'm late i had to fetch reinforcements
01:26:09it's go time
01:26:27everyone get to the ship
01:26:44not bad pup not bad
01:26:57so
01:27:11i don't believe it it's a shark come on everybody let's help them yeah
01:27:18are you guys with me we can do this together yeah
01:27:23oh sharks will always be at the top and you you'll always be food this food bites back
01:27:45oh wait i'm a shark i'm totally fine
01:27:51amateur well you did it pup we did
01:28:02set course for the sardine run
01:28:14oh yeah well we're a sail team
01:28:33yeah
01:28:40i wouldn't go there if i was you the island is under seal team's protection yeah
01:28:47i've been devouring my way across the seven seas i'm afraid of those seals
01:28:53wow that guy is so done for yep quinn's gonna kick his tail fin quinn please it's
01:29:05geraldo he's gotta watch out for sierra hotel alpha romeo kilo over we've got it coming
01:29:14yeah
01:29:36all right whose idea was the dave can
01:29:39i thought that we agreed to stop listening to quinn's plans
01:29:55out there in the deep blue sea a danger down below now who's gonna rescue me
01:30:04is there anybody you know in the distance out of the blue
01:30:09a hero's call for you as the jaws of defeat close in they come to set you free again
01:30:19you can't fight the power of the seal team
01:30:24the time has come it's the hour of the seal team
01:30:28yeah
01:30:30dangers of the deep watch out it's a seal team
01:30:36because you can't fight the power of the seal team
01:30:44oh
01:30:52down there something hides in wait an evil look to no good now who's gonna seal their fate
01:31:00is there anybody who could in the distance out of the blue a hero's call for you as the jaws of
01:31:10defeat closing they'll come to clutch the final way you can't fight the power of the seal team
01:31:21the time has come it's the hour of the seal team
01:31:26the dangers of the deep watch out it's a seal team
01:31:32because you can't fight the power
01:31:48yeah
01:31:56you're tuned into talkie talk radio next caller please hi i'm dave oh again
01:32:08well what's on your mind today i just want to talk about the portrayals of sharks and
01:32:14film and tv they make it seem like we just eat everything we could get our fans on
01:32:20but that's totally not true i only eat plankton
01:32:30and uh one time a little wooden boy by mistake
01:32:36and a paramilitary unit of highly trained seals but that doesn't really count because
01:32:43i spat them out again also bicycle tires a crab with a knife well he was really angry
01:32:52definitely not barnacles barnacles are the worst
01:33:03the sea anemones it's pronounced anemone did you know that my whole life i've had it wrong
01:33:11oh anyway sea anemones d anemones i think a g and an h anemone a couple of helmets i think
01:33:20probably like early roman toothbrushes very necessary as far down let me tell you a stick
01:33:28that kind of looked like a man like it was some kind of a stick man kind of hard to describe but
01:33:35you're coming with me oh and like this crazy blue diamond that just floated down one day huh
01:33:42hope somebody's not missing that
01:33:51a bag of flour some cocoa powder bicarb soda bacon powder white sugar salt eggs milk oil
01:34:00vanilla extract it was only afterwards that i realized that i had all the ingredients for
01:34:06a chocolate cake i wish i had mixed them first
01:34:31strut down again
01:34:51as your deepest fear floods in prowling ever closer
01:34:56you're devoured by hungry eyes praying that it's over grin and shadow show their teeth
01:35:04nightmares creeping in well scatter as the mighty shine through the dark again
01:35:26on waves of glory you'll see the wicked fall
01:35:43break through a deeper shadow
01:35:55you'll see the wicked
01:36:25so
01:36:55so
01:37:25so
01:37:55you
01:38:25you
01:38:55you
01:39:25you
01:39:55you
01:40:25you