Fred's Head - A Minor Runaway
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00:00Oh
00:07My word Fred, I can't believe this down. What's the problem look for yourself sunshine. I
00:15Think the giraffe is shrinking
00:30Oh
01:00Oh
01:09It's good every time you talk to us it's because you want something
01:12Why do you want to start coming home at midnight mom all my friends get home at that time?
01:17Well, it's a little late, but I'd be open to discuss it not a chance sunshine for two years now
01:23You've come home at 10 o'clock except for special circumstances, and that has never been a problem
01:27Don't knock a good habit before you are legal
01:31I'm not a kid anymore. Forget it. Yes, you're grown up, but it doesn't mean you're grown up in your head
01:38Very mature, huh?
01:46Where are you going?
01:48I
01:55Just don't feel like going shopping for girl stuff today to me
01:59It's proof that you don't really love me when you ask me to do something with you
02:03I never ever go play basketball with my girlfriends. That is the proof of true love. Oh stop it
02:10You know that I love you. Hey, why don't we go to the movies and try your new glow gloss?
02:18Hello, it's Jody. Hey when you buy the new face cream total mask
02:22They give you a free disposable camera so you can take before and after shots want to take some fashion pics too bad
02:28I don't have the time. I'm too busy sulking right now. Come on
02:32Tamara's trying to finish our group project by herself, so I don't want to disturb her Jody
02:36I insist that you stop insisting
02:41Penny poo
02:48Poo see you later
03:01Angie I don't have time and even if I did I wouldn't do it
03:04I've got to go to school forgot my notes for the group project
03:06On Sunday, how silly can I just walk with you? You don't have to say a word. I have tons to talk about
03:15Well, I would like to say one word no
03:36Hmm
03:46What the heck's going on
03:49Mommy
03:52Wow an earthquake
04:01Hey somebody open up
04:07Oh
04:15Hey close buddy my bosom buddy, did you feel that earthquake?
04:19uh
04:20Yeah, you boy. Did I ever feel it? I caught up a herring like it was a sausage a real faux pas for a butcher
04:32What are you waiting for standing there looking like a forsaken cucumber
04:35Penelope is an hour late and that's on top of the hour. She's usually late boys. Have you seen my sunshine?
04:41He didn't come home to eat. It's unusual because he absolutely loves my beast stroganoff
04:53Will you just relax
04:55You're right. What was I thinking?
04:57Who wouldn't be able to relax stuck in a closet with you for two hours?
05:00I'm, just saying it looks like you're gonna pass out
05:03Well, I think it's time we found benji
05:05You told me you didn't have your cell phone. Well, it wasn't true
05:08It's just that when i'm mad at him, I always wait at least two or three hours to call
05:13It's very important. Otherwise, he doesn't feel as bad, but we could have called someone else. Are you crazy?
05:19I had to keep the line free in case benji called
05:25I'm sure it's him
05:27Hello. Hello. Hello
05:29I got you pretty good. Huh? It's penelope either a busy now or it's sulking. So please leave a message
05:36Penny poo stop sulking and call me, okay?
05:39When she's sulking penelope thinks that it's very important to never answer the first time he calls
05:47Give me that. No, give it to me now. You crazy
05:59Oh no
06:09Or i'm sulking so please leave a message
06:12The pictures from my disposable camera are going to be ready in one hour
06:16Wait till you see the photos I took I don't think your benji poo will be very happy to see what you did
06:22Hey, sweetie
06:25No, I haven't seen them today
06:28Okay, bye benji
06:31Hey fab, hi there. Oh boy
06:35What's wrong?
06:38You don't want to tell me
06:41Okay, well then i'm torn between torture and cheesecake i'll take the cheesecake
06:47Mm-hmm
06:55You've called everywhere
06:57He's nowhere to be found if our science teacher was here
07:00He'd say that's impossible
07:02Fred is at a bowling alley in guatemala or in a million pieces after having got through a power blender
07:07But he is indeed somewhere
07:09Ha ha ha
07:13It's weird penelope and fred disappearing at the same time carol i'm starting to get a little worried you pumpkin worried
07:20The situation is worse than I thought i'm calling the police drama how you grasp us in your crab-like claws
07:29Hmm
07:35Do you have any tweezers good idea I can pluck your eyebrows to pass the time
07:41No, where was I? Oh, yes
07:43So I looked him in the eyes, of course
07:45I almost melted because whenever I look in benji's eyes, I always melt
07:50But I found a trick I closed them. That means that I don't know
07:55Oh
07:57Oh, how tall is he four and a half feet he's gotta be closer to six he's a little chubby
08:03Uh, he's as thin as an alley cat a distinctive feature. Uh, he doesn't like creamed herring
08:09He's got the cutest dimples on his elbows. I seem to remember his elbows being pointy. He's been gone for so long
08:15You've all forgotten what he looks like
08:17Oh
08:23Usually you start talking after the eighth bite. I just don't feel like it
08:29Hmm, I feel a bit ridiculous is it because of a guy?
08:35Yeah, I like someone but I don't think he's interested in me william. Oh tony julio
08:45Come on take another bite
08:47What you think he's run away?
08:50It's my husband's fault what freddy just asked us if it was okay if he came home at midnight and his father said
08:55That he thought it was a little late
08:58What's that?
08:59They have to be missing for 24 hours before you can start looking for them
09:03Even if I make you a nice lemon meringue pie
09:08I understand that you're having technical difficulties, but i've been waiting three hours for my one hour developing
09:17This is useless I can't see a thing. Oh, wait. I've got my tube of glow gloss. It's a new phosphorescent lip gloss
09:23I bought it so that benji could find my lips in the dark when we go to the movies. You could always follow the noise
09:31I miss my benji. He never says mean things to me ever and if you say it's because he can't get a word in edgewise
09:37It's not always true. Okay
09:40Hello
09:41Hello
09:43I got you pretty good. Usually when she's sulking penelope answers by the third call. This is the 20th time
09:49I have a hypothesis
09:52fred
09:53Upset with his mother his father
09:56So fred left the house and then he met a beautiful girl
10:05They rushed off and got married
10:07I now pronounce you husband and wife
10:09That was a nice encounter. Then they had 12 children in one very formidable pregnancy
10:15They named them bernadette bestienne bridget barbara berthold benny birdie bobby beverly bonnie babs and
10:22badger
10:23They are now ready to take the big leap purchasing a sandbox shaped like a turtle
10:30It's just that they've only been gone a couple of hours your hypothesis is logical concerning the notion of time space
10:36Continuum and since when is love illogical my good sir. What about penelope?
10:43A tree branch fell on her head during the earthquake suffering from amnesia
10:48She promptly volunteers to work for butchers without borders where she shows disadvantaged youths how to slice salami in a reasonably thin manner
10:56I think that actually fits the time space logic. Hmm
11:02I've gone through all the half decent guys at school
11:06That really only leaves the morons
11:09Hmm
11:10Is that why you don't want to tell me?
11:13He is a moron and on top of that. He's not interested in you. Oh the shame maybe it's
11:20Nina
11:23Stop oh, why not? You could use windshield fluid to wipe your lipstick marks off
11:30You're so mean
11:36Hmm
11:40Oh, you're almost strong, huh? My benji has always been so strong
11:53You can never get tired of that ringtone, huh?
11:58I've gotta get out. I've gotta get out. It's funny. I never thought she would be the panicky type
12:04I mean, it's not like we're gonna be locked in here for centuries
12:09You really should start using my moisturizer you look so old and I look impeccable
12:15Now, what was I saying before? Oh, yes at that time my benji
12:20Why are you getting all hot and bothered fred i'm claustrophobic
12:25Oh
12:26I don't know what that means, but i'm sure it's scandalous and I can't wait to tell all my friends
12:31Is that all you do gossip all day? Huh?
12:33Well, excuse me, but there is one thing that I have never told anyone
12:38I know that you're in love with annette freeze dry
12:47Hello
12:48Hello, let's go the message
12:51I can only imagine one thing
12:53I think that fred upset with his father decided to run away. But then then
12:59The earthquake happened the sidewalk opened up under my sunshine that's when he fell into a huge gaping hole
13:06I can hear him calling me. Mama. Help me
13:09Mama
13:15Mrs. Carroll, come on get a hold of yourself. That hypothesis is utterly ridiculous. We have to do something
13:22Please calm down, you know
13:24Like my dear old uncle laszlo who lost 108 pairs of suspenders once said it doesn't really help a whole lot to look for something
13:30When you don't know where to find it
13:38Better late than never i'll be right there
13:42Troy no, you're kidding me. We still don't know if it's a boy or a girl exactly
13:50Ha
13:52Wait, I know yohan or manny stop it. No yohan and manny
14:04Do you want some gum? No, thanks. Was it tamara who told you?
14:10She knew and she didn't tell me that little traitor, but no it wasn't her
14:14I could just tell because I know all about love fred
14:17When you look at her there's like a pink aura around you with lots of little glittering stars and sparkles and I hear this music
14:30I find it really sad because I noticed that annette doesn't see it at all
14:35You surprised me penelope. Oh, you know, not everyone knows what i'm really like under all this makeup
14:42Oh
14:46Now i'm about six hours late benji must be getting worried
14:54Shoot i'm all sticky
15:01We got it careful slowly. Yeah
15:06Hello
15:09It's her message again
15:11Hello. Hello
15:14He hung up on me quick. Call him back
15:17Oh, no, my battery's dead moldy. Oh shooty
15:25I've tried calling everybody
15:28Something is resurfacing in my memory like a salmon returning to its spawning ground
15:32Fred was supposed to go to the school to get the notes. He forgot for the group project
15:36He forgets things and he wants to come home at midnight
15:40Oh
15:41The evidence is slim like a girl who doesn't know how to eat stewed beans. It's better than nothing
15:45I'm going to look up the janitor's number. I'll ask madam butterfly to look after boone me. Hey, I forgot to call annette
15:51So listen, could you introduce me to your sister? You should have chosen torture. It's really no use. I just can't tell you fab
16:00Hello
16:01Hi benji
16:03I haven't seen him
16:04You do you know where fred is no, he's crazy. Everyone's looking for him today. We haven't seen him. Sorry. Bye
16:18Huh
16:20Wait a minute
16:22No way
16:24fred
16:25Oh, I don't believe it. Why didn't you want to tell me? I'm your best friend. You're also his best friend
16:33I'd be embarrassed each time we ran into him. It's obvious. He's not interested in me
16:37Yeah, for sure. If he had a thing for you, he would have told me that's what I thought
16:43I find him so
16:45special
16:46Intelligent ironic independent. He's got an air about him
16:54Oh, don't tell anyone, okay
16:59Fred wow
17:03Benji
17:05I was just on my way to your house
17:06I waited six hours for them to be developed, but it was well worth the wait. I think
17:13I don't know how to tell you this so i'll just show you
17:20Chico
17:23He goes behind the back of his best friend and kisses his girlfriend and he wants to come home at midnight
17:28To the school step on it
17:32It's for my emergency deliveries
17:45The thing that bugs me the most is that there's no washroom in here to me
17:49There's nothing worse than missing my benji poo and really having to go
17:57I also have a little hypothesis
17:59Penelope left upset with me
18:02Usually when she's frustrated she gets herself a 900 calorie frappuccino
18:07And that's when she noticed fred going by
18:10Fred, I really need someone to listen to me complain about benji. What has he done this time? Oh
18:18fred
18:21Wow penelope i've just realized that i'm madly in love with you
18:26Very intense. Let me put on my new glow gloss for our very first kiss
18:32They were surprised by jody and now they dare not show their faces around us
18:37Maybe we've wasted too much time and they're already on their way to las vegas exchanging our shattering kisses as they go
18:44What did you just say to me? What did you just say?
18:51Hello william, how are you? What are you doing tonight?
18:55You
19:01Thank you, sir
19:08Do you ever think about trying out for the canine squad?
19:12I know people think i'm superficial just because I own 36 different shades of lipstick, but think about it fred
19:17It is so important for a mouth that says intelligent things to also be pretty
19:21Ah
19:36I never thought you'd do that to me chico do what what did you say? What the heck's going on benji?
19:43You have my girl in your arms. She threw herself at me because she had a spider in her hair. Oh, yeah
19:48That is classic penny poo
19:51Am I happy to see you and me?
19:56For now
19:58But who's somebody?
20:00How the heck did you two get locked in that closet anyway?
20:03Don't ask
20:05I was on my way to school and I ran into penelope
20:08I'll walk with you. You don't have to talk. I have plenty of things to say the janitor opened the door for us
20:14Then I got my books
20:16Blah blah blah and that's when I noticed that fred had a hair stuck in his teeth
20:22So then I did what I always do
20:25I pulled it out with my own teeth. It's the only way. Oh, thank you not to do that again, please
20:31Then there was an earthquake
20:34An earthquake take cover the door frame right there
20:38That's where they always tell you to go during an earthquake quick, but i've always felt safer inside closet. So let's do that
20:46Huh
20:49No
20:51then
20:52her cell phone died
20:54Imagine I just want to know if eventually after one of our adventures. We'll finally get the chow down on some wedding cake
21:02I'm, happy to know that you're capable of keeping secrets penelope keeping secrets. Are you nuts?
21:07I've always wanted to say it but there's always someone missing. I want to wait till everyone's there, especially annette moldy
21:15Oh
21:18Is my beef stroganoff good sunshine, it's perfect mom it's after events like this that we realize how precious certain things are to us
21:28Oh, yes
21:29And on the subject of changing your curfew. Yeah, we'll forget about it sunshine
21:33You've seen the shenanigans you get up to when you're out till midnight getting stuck in a closet
21:38honestly
21:40Hmm every good teen should shake things up on the home front now and then
22:10So