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00:00Candy?
00:01With pleasure.
00:02Fred LeBlanc, you knew perfectly well that sugar puts you in a deplorable state.
00:11I know.
00:12It's really a shame.
00:19We must ask ourselves how far the subject will go to contradict the authority of his
00:22doctor, his parents and his psychologist.
00:31Maybe a bit too far.
00:32Can't.
00:33Move.
00:34To.
00:35Match.
00:36Lips and eyebrows.
00:37Communicating.
00:38Can sometimes feel painful.
00:39When coupled with facial reaction.
00:50No signs of aging.
01:01Faces without wrinkles.
01:09Can't.
01:10Move.
01:11To.
01:12Match.
01:13Lips and eyebrows.
01:14I made a Halloween special!
01:15Do you believe in ghosts?
01:16I have a fascinating personal story on this subject.
01:17Go on.
01:18I'm not a ghost.
01:19I'm not a ghost.
01:20I'm not a ghost.
01:21I'm not a ghost.
01:22I'm not a ghost.
01:23I'm not a ghost.
01:24I'm not a ghost.
01:25I'm not a ghost.
01:26I'm not a ghost.
01:27I'm not a ghost.
01:28I'm not a ghost.
01:29I'm not a ghost.
01:30I'm not a ghost.
01:31I'm not a ghost.
01:32I'm not a ghost.
01:33I'm not a ghost.
01:34I'm not a ghost.
01:35I'm not a ghost.
01:36I'm not a ghost.
01:37Go on.
01:38I'm talking about the spirit of my Uncle Laszlo.
01:41You know, the dear man who's interred under the counter at the shop?
01:44Anyway, his spirit has been known to come out from under the counter sometimes to check
01:48on the quality of the meat.
01:50Intense.
01:51When it happens, you sometimes feel an icy cold draft, and a very strange odor permeates
01:57the shop.
01:58I ignore it most of the time because I don't know if they're supernatural manifestations
02:01or if Laszlo has left the door to the cold room open.
02:04Grrr.
02:05Hmm?
02:06Hello?
02:07Fred, it's Nino.
02:09Ah!
02:10Ah!
02:11Hey!
02:12I hear you're having a party for Halloween.
02:14I want to ask if...
02:15I thought that...
02:16What I mean is...
02:17I wonder if maybe I could...
02:19Okay.
02:20You can come.
02:21I never would have asked.
02:24Thanks.
02:25I've already got my cowboy costume.
02:28Oof.
02:30It was Lone Ranger Nino.
02:32And you have invited him.
02:34He who is so cruelly rejected by all.
02:36You're good like a freshly laid egg, Fred LeBlanc.
02:39That's why I love you so much.
02:41You want to kiss with that?
02:43Ha!
02:47My dress is really pretty and so fizz.
02:50I even think it may still be in style next week.
02:53I'm gonna be fabulous as beauty.
02:56Benji has gone to rent his costume for the feast.
02:58It's so hairy, I think it'll give me shivers for at least three hours straight.
03:02Meow.
03:03Meow.
03:07Hopkins, I'm at the end of my emotional rope.
03:10I offer you a little gift for Halloween
03:12and you don't even thank me with a sweet little song.
03:20I give you food.
03:21I give you water.
03:22I also very generously psychoanalyze you.
03:24And you don't seem to appreciate any of it.
03:27You take me for granted.
03:29Ow!
03:31This subject suffers from deep ingratitude.
03:33Therapy is in order.
03:39For someone who hates parties, I'm surprised that you're throwing one.
03:42Halloween's my favorite celebration.
03:44It's also fabs too.
03:45And if you get fab, you get a net.
03:47Huh?
03:48Check out my costume.
03:50But you'll never be able to shimmy to the music with that thing on your back.
03:55Exactly.
03:56Help.
03:59I invited Madame Butterfly.
04:01She's gonna try to talk to the dead with this weird game she has.
04:04Beyond the Hereafter should be funny.
04:07And the net has a good sense of humor.
04:09This could take you to the marriage altar.
04:12And the hotel after.
04:13Hubba hubba.
04:14Well, I gotta get ready.
04:16I already have a great idea for a disguise.
04:21What do I owe the honor of this unexpected and pleasant...
04:24Let's just say unexpected.
04:26I hear you're throwing some kind of Halloween orgy at your home.
04:29Teenagers should not take advantage of their parents' absence to indulge in shameful pleasures and unsavory satisfactions.
04:36On the contrary, it's the best time.
04:41The subject is constantly eating red jujubes to satisfy his oral fixation.
04:45Fixation.
04:52Your mother has told me that your weak constitution is very sensitive to sugar.
05:10You're laughing.
05:12I was thinking of a gross spider I flushed.
05:14Fine. For once, I have other canaries to fry.
05:24What the...
05:35Miss Worry Not?
05:37If the evil anemone is in paradise, then paradise is now an inferno.
05:41Evil everywhere.
05:45Whoa, Horsey. Ready for the big party?
05:57This is my first party.
05:59I really don't want to kiss a girl.
06:01But now that I'm here, I'm going to kiss a girl.
06:04I really don't want to kiss a girl.
06:06But now it's ruined.
06:08Ruined? With this stylish dress and the countless hours I spent brushing out my princess wig?
06:13No! I don't think so.
06:15I'm sure that anemone poor soul would have wanted for us to continue having fun.
06:19Oh, no. I hope I didn't forget to bring my new extreme anemone mascara.
06:23I'm going to go change in your room.
06:27Gigi, I don't know how to tell you this, but there's been a death.
06:31Not Carol!
06:34Anemone Worry Not.
06:36Ah, what a shame.
06:37She harassed you for so many years.
06:39So, of course, you become attached.
06:41I'll bring you some creamed herring.
06:43Will you stop with the herring?
06:45But, well, you know, the idea of fish in an onion mixture with a little cream on the side should satisfy the natural cravings of any teenage boy.
06:53Please, keep your weird fantasies to yourself.
06:55I liked it better when you had a secret garden.
07:02Ah!
07:06Oh, shoot, girls.
07:08I can't believe what's happened.
07:10I am so full of gas.
07:12It must have been the prune yogurt.
07:14Oh, no.
07:15And Benji's about to get here.
07:17What a nightmare!
07:18Hopkins is broken-hearted.
07:20Unless, of course, those are peeps of happiness.
07:22The two are so easily confused.
07:24I picked a lock off the evil anemones with a chopstick so that I could get him out, poor thing.
07:29He's now an orphan.
07:33I sense that I'm going to be in communication with spirits of great importance.
07:37I've never kissed a girl before.
07:40How was it for you the first time?
07:51This isn't doing it for me.
07:56You don't want to know.
08:00Could you maybe predict if I'm going to kiss a girl soon?
08:03Of course.
08:04I will consult the occult forces.
08:06Occult forces?
08:08I hope I'm not allergic.
08:16Is this your way of telling me that I'm frightening?
08:19Bring it ahead.
08:20I saw her.
08:21Demony.
08:22Shut up.
08:23I swear on your mother's head.
08:25It was her.
08:26Or maybe it was her ghost.
08:28Milky, white, spooky, horrible.
08:30You're hallucinating, Gigi.
08:32She was calling Hopkins.
08:34Hopkins!
08:36Hopkins!
08:37You're not funny.
08:39You don't believe your bosom, buddy?
08:43Moldy.
08:45Finally.
08:46That must be Annette.
08:48Would you please take your hand off your pistol?
08:52Hey, everybody.
08:54Where's my beauty?
08:55I can't wait to show her the beast in me.
08:57She's getting ready in my room.
08:59So see you in three hours?
09:02That's a good one, Chico.
09:12Huh?
09:13My husband?
09:14My dead, dead husband?
09:15Is it you?
09:16Yeah, but right now, could you please ask my uncle, Lazlo,
09:19if he has any information concerning the disappearance of some cottage cheese from the cold room in 1995?
09:25Someone or something is trying to get in contact with someone here.
09:30Lazlo?
09:31Or could it be...
09:32Anemone!
09:33Are you crazy or what?
09:34I think not.
09:40Who's there?
09:41Who is there?
09:47Hopkins!
09:49Hopkins!
09:54It's worse than ever!
09:56I can't go out in public like this!
09:58I'll check the bathroom and see if Fred's mom has any anti-gas pills.
10:01Penny-poo?
10:03Penny-poo?
10:04Shoot!
10:07Penny-poo, you here?
10:08Go away!
10:09You can't see me yet!
10:11It's like...
10:13It's a running day!
10:15If you say so.
10:21Benji!
10:22I forgot to leave my costume.
10:25Something smells funny.
10:27Classic dance!
10:28It's the boys' room!
10:29Out!
10:30Okay.
10:33I imagined Anemone as a spider and I threw her in the toilet.
10:36And then I flushed it.
10:37Now she's dead.
10:39I feel guilty.
10:40Silly, huh?
10:41No, not at all.
10:42If I was in your shoes, I'd feel unbelievably guilty too.
10:45We should be very careful about what we wish for.
10:49I see it!
10:50I believe I have made contact!
10:57Peggy!
10:58I will never forgive you for hiding my golf bag!
11:02A sign from the other side!
11:04A sign we're about to have a blackout, Gigi.
11:08Sugar makes you thirsty.
11:10Juice?
11:11No, thanks.
11:12Maybe later, Chico.
11:14So, leave me a nice, long, scary message.
11:17Thanks!
11:18For a girl who loves Halloween, you're running pretty late.
11:20Ciao.
11:24Hello?
11:30Hey, Benji!
11:31C-c-cool party, huh?
11:33Maybe I'm gonna kiss a girl!
11:36I hope you get one of those juicy ones, Chico.
11:38Just the way I like it.
11:41That was you on the phone, huh?
11:43Cause that was a good voice.
11:45It wasn't me.
11:46I swear on the head of our immortal and virile friendship.
11:49Hey!
11:51They all called Fawcett's toy with me!
11:53And they were trying to communicate with...
11:55Friends!
11:56And Emily knows what you think about her!
11:58She wants to come back and punish you!
12:00I'm all out of candy.
12:01I'm going to the grocery store.
12:02I'll be right back.
12:03I'll be right back.
12:04I'll be right back.
12:05I'll be right back.
12:06I'll be right back.
12:07I'll be right back.
12:08I'll be right back.
12:09I'm going to the grocery store.
12:11In the meantime, try to calm down!
12:16Please wait till everyone gets here before you bring out the special effects.
12:20I didn't know you'd invited anemone, Chico.
12:23I thought you hated her to death!
12:25What are you talking about?
12:26She's dead!
12:27Dead?
12:28Are you crazy?
12:29She just passed me in the hallway!
12:31Enough!
12:35Are you ready yet, Penny Poo?
12:36I can't wait to put on my costume!
12:38Be mine, Benji Poo!
12:39My goodness, I didn't think girls could stink this much!
13:00It's all his fault!
13:03He wanted me to disappear!
13:05Assassin! Assassin! Assassin!
13:19Anemone!
13:20That's impossible!
13:25Penelope!
13:26Ready or not, I'm coming in two minutes!
13:28Wait, Benji Poo!
13:29I put on too much perfume!
13:31You better give it time to evaporate because now it's unbearable!
13:36Miss Worry Not!
13:38Someone is eagerly wanting to speak with Fred!
13:45The subject is losing his mind!
13:47A reaction due to the compulsive overconsumption of hypoglucidic food!
13:58Hello?
13:59Fred?
14:05Anemone?
14:18Okay, in five seconds, Penny Poo!
14:24Two...
14:25One!
14:26I'm coming in, Penny Poo!
14:30No!
14:35Hopkins!
14:37Hopkins!
14:48Help! Help me!
14:50Penny Poo?
14:51I'm too cute to die!
14:53What the heck's going on?
14:54This is so weird, Chico!
14:56Hold on, Penelope!
15:00Who are you?
15:02Who are you?
15:04And what do you want to say to us?
15:06Ask if I'm gonna kiss a girl!
15:11We've almost got it!
15:18Hello!
15:19So, any new developments?
15:21No, Jody!
15:22I'm still all bloated up!
15:26Stop laughing!
15:27Stop laughing!
15:28I gotta go! I've gotta find a way to solve this problem!
15:34I got it!
15:36You okay?
15:37Penny Poo!
15:38It feels so good to hide in a tightly sealed costume!
15:45Moldy, you didn't find my room messy enough as it was?
15:49I was watching a scary movie on the TV and I got a little scared!
15:54You put on the wrong costume, Penny Poo!
15:56No, I didn't!
15:57You're the one who's mistaken, Benji Poo!
15:59I'm the Beast and you're Beauty!
16:01It's way more original!
16:03Very fizz!
16:12The subject is panicking at the thought of my death!
16:23Go away!
16:25Go away!
16:27You always ruin everything, Fred LeBlanc!
16:34Now go!
16:43Someone wants to communicate with Fred any minute now!
16:47Enough, Madam Butterfly!
16:49There are some very strange things going on here!
16:52Silence!
16:54I'm getting a vision!
16:56I see a confined space and it smells foul!
17:00Moldy, it must be the morgue!
17:02I sense the smell of death!
17:05Please worry not!
17:08What do you want to say to Fred?
17:11Speak to him now!
17:13Then forever hold your peace!
17:16But when am I gonna kiss a girl?
17:21It's now or never!
17:24Yes!
17:41The smell of death is very real!
17:48What on earth is going on here?
17:50Calm down, everyone!
17:52You're supposed to be dead!
17:55Fred LeBlanc thinks his dreams are reality!
17:58But I heard tires screeching!
18:00And the ambulance! And your dead body!
18:03And I saw it! You were run over by a car!
18:06Ludicrous!
18:07It was the Beast that almost got run over!
18:10Why do I always have to explain?
18:13I decided to make Hopkins believe that I had died!
18:16I wanted him to realize just how much I mean to him!
18:20As I was leaving I saw and it freezed
18:22while I'm leaning over someone!
18:24Bizarre!
18:28Oh my goodness!
18:29Oh dear me!
18:31I can't believe it!
18:32It's horrible!
18:42So of course I went and comforted this poor person in distress!
18:50Come on, Fred, answer!
18:59Miss Worry-Not?
19:06The body?
19:07It was Fabienne in disguise!
19:09Very possible!
19:10That young person has a certain penchant for horror, if I'm not mistaken!
19:15Next I went to an establishment that specializes in ghostly disguises!
19:22I was going to teach Hopkins a good lesson!
19:24But it failed because Fred ruined it all!
19:27Who cares? I'm calling the hospital!
19:29You teenagers! Lazy underdeveloped beings!
19:32You ruined my attempt at emotional blackmail!
19:35The subject's best friend seems to be suffering from an identity crisis
19:38probably caused by exacerbated friendship!
19:42Goodbye!
19:44I really appreciate you using hypoallergenic lipstick!
19:49I suppose now you're going to tell me that Nino gives bigger, juicier kisses than I do?
19:57The entity would like to speak with Fred!
19:59It could happen any minute now!
20:04No more caps!
20:08Hello? Hello?
20:09Fred?
20:11Fred! Don't hang up!
20:13It's me, Fabienne!
20:15I have to tell you, we can't come to your party!
20:18I got heatstroke from that mask I made of anemone!
20:21My throat is swollen!
20:23I had a bad reaction to the latex, they say!
20:26I have to stay here under observation!
20:28Hmm...
20:39I told you you would kiss a woman!
20:42And yet I still don't know what happened to that cottage cheese!
20:45Moldy!
20:47Candy?
20:49No thanks!
20:50Too much sugar in my system affects my ability to think straight!
20:54Still, it was quite amusing!
20:56It was very... intense!
21:01Sorry, my penny-poo, but I really had to let that one out!
21:05What?!
21:07After all I went through, so I wouldn't fart in front of you, you decide to let one go?!
21:16I recognize the vile odor of death!
21:18I'm being warned by the forces of the occult!
21:27Hmm?
21:31Ghost stories are just like candy!
21:33You gotta be careful how much you swallow!
21:56Come on!