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00:00I'm a Florentine, and because I'm a Florentine, I know what I'm saying, because I'm a Florentine,
00:27and because I'm a Florentine, I know what I'm saying.
00:31My name is Boccaccio.
00:34This woman's name is Petronella, or maybe Beatrice,
00:40it doesn't matter.
00:43In any case, she's also from Florence.
00:45She's a very precious woman,
00:47gifted with many virtues.
00:50And the greatest of her virtues is the virtue of generosity.
00:55Truly, this woman has never refused anyone in need.
01:02Her lover's name is Lodovico Pseudorudio.
01:07I really don't remember what day of the week we have today.
01:11It's also a trifle.
01:13What's important is that the husband of this woman,
01:16a man as precious as she is,
01:19has just gone to work.
01:24That's all I have to say.
01:26But we'll meet again,
01:28because this woman is really worthy of attention.
01:54THE WIFE
02:07Fate has punished me with poverty,
02:10but I'll sweeten my youth and start with my wife.
02:13Look, sir,
02:15since the moment she locked the door after I left
02:18to avoid temptation,
02:20she hasn't opened them yet.
02:25THE HUSBAND
02:29Sit down on this couch,
02:31and I'll quickly find out what this early return of my husband means.
02:35I'll show the slave.
02:40And what kind of custom is it to leave work in the middle of the day?
02:44I see you bring all the tools to the house,
02:46so you'll be vacuuming by the evening.
02:48What will we live on?
02:50Maybe you want my last dress
02:52and my last piece of lingerie?
02:58I haven't woken up for the whole day,
03:01and there's nothing but health everywhere.
03:04You can't deny it.
03:06When I start to vacuum,
03:08I don't regret my health.
03:10I've come to this world at the wrong time.
03:12I could have married so many beautiful and noble young men,
03:15but I chose a vacuum cleaner who doesn't care about me.
03:18He leaves work in the middle of the day
03:20and doesn't care that soon we'll starve to death.
03:23Other white-heads don't care about anything,
03:25but they run away with lovers.
03:27While I can't move,
03:29my back hurts so much.
03:31But wife, I know best how to appreciate you
03:34and what honor you are worthy of.
03:36I've thanked heaven a hundred times for the treasure they sent me.
03:39Take a breath from this constant work.
03:43I left work at this time, as usual.
03:46And that's one thing you did well.
03:49But you know that today is St. Galleon's Day,
03:52and there's no reason to work.
03:55However, you don't have to worry.
03:57We'll have enough money for a whole month or longer.
04:01Do you see this man?
04:04I brought him here because he wants to buy our Katia,
04:07who only disturbs us.
04:09I'll give him five gold florins.
04:14That's it.
04:15I've always known that you're a snitch and a scoundrel.
04:18But as a man who travels the world,
04:20you should know better than me about the prices of various goods.
04:23All you can do is sell this beautiful Katia for five florins.
04:27While I, a poor woman,
04:29who can barely move my head,
04:31found a buyer,
04:33who gives me seven florins.
04:36We just agreed on this price,
04:38and now this man has come to Katia.
04:40Look inside, the hall is strong.
04:45God bless you, good man.
04:47My wife, as you've heard, has found a better buyer.
04:50I have such a clever wife.
04:53A very clever wife.
04:59I'll never get enough of my fate.
05:01You're my treasure and a monster.
05:05Since you're back, I'll go to the market with him,
05:08like a real man.
05:12You're wearing your clothes according to some strange fashion, sir.
05:16So that I don't get dirty in Katia, good man.
05:21And who are you?
05:23I'm the husband of this bride.
05:25You can go to the market with me, sir.
05:27This Katia is strong,
05:29but dirty inside.
05:31I think you had to keep the yeast in her.
05:36It should be understood that my husband will clean Katia in a moment.
05:40Go to Katia quickly and start cleaning.
05:42Don't take long, Mr. Wielmożny is waiting for you.
05:58Poverty is stronger.
06:00Poverty, like for a man, has come.
06:12It's enough, husband.
06:14The work is done.
06:17And now, sir, pay 7 florins,
06:20and my husband will take Katia home.
06:30I've always said, gentlemen,
06:32that women have a stronger head to work with,
06:36than men.
06:38I've always said, gentlemen,
06:40that women have a stronger head to work with,
06:43than men.
06:45Really, a married woman
06:47can not only have a pleasant time alone,
06:50but also bring income to her home.
06:53So when your wife persuades you to do something,
06:57you can have only one reason.
07:00Husband,
07:02care for your good.
07:08I love you.
07:16It also happened,
07:18that I used to be a neighbor of a beautiful white-haired woman,
07:22whom my husband, unfortunately,
07:24kept constantly locked up.
07:26Remember,
07:28don't open the window.
07:30Don't come near the door.
07:32You'll have enough food for the whole day.
07:34When I come back in the evening, I'll open the door.
07:37Husband, I love only you,
07:39and I don't think about anyone else.
07:41But let me at least go out for a walk,
07:43to breathe some fresh air.
07:45Where?
07:47For a walk?
07:49Excluded from us, their ways can get into my head,
07:52to get the honor of the bride.
07:55What, only for a walk?
07:57And if I'm too weak, and help will be needed?
08:00Leave at least the keys in the drawer,
08:02so that she has them in case of urgent need.
08:04You shouldn't be too weak.
08:06You're young and healthy.
08:08You don't lack anything.
08:10And servants, you know, only wait to betray you.
08:12Husband, a year after the wedding,
08:14you keep me locked up.
08:16I can't even go to church.
08:18Or why would you go to church,
08:20when you can pray here?
08:26And loneliness
08:28supports prayer.
08:30Well, I have to go.
08:35Amen.
08:39May the devil take him away.
08:41He sleeps like a log at night,
08:43and keeps me locked up during the day,
08:45so that the plague eats him up.
08:49There's nothing more precious
08:51that I wouldn't give up,
08:53so that this wall disappears between us.
08:55Let the guard lock me up,
08:57and order the servants to watch me.
08:59When the day comes,
09:02may this wall open before us,
09:04like the Red Sea before the sea.
09:07What's he talking about again?
09:09You have to work here.
09:16Husband,
09:18Easter is coming.
09:20I have to confess my sins.
09:27Sins?
09:30What sins?
09:32Don't be silly.
09:34You know,
09:36even when you're locked up,
09:38you can commit unintentional sins,
09:40and only a priest should confess them.
09:43Only a priest?
09:45How else?
09:48A priest...
09:51A priest...
09:55So I'll send you a priest here.
10:00Have you come to confess me?
10:09My husband is dressed up.
10:11I'll give him everything.
10:14You know, I'm sure I'm pregnant,
10:17but something terrible happened to me.
10:20A priest fell in love with me,
10:22and visits me every night.
10:24Doesn't your husband sleep in the same bed?
10:27He sleeps like a log.
10:29And my beloved knows special spells
10:32that make my husband sleep so deeply
10:35that he doesn't have to worry about anything.
10:38Sinful woman!
10:40You have to put an end to this right now!
10:43I doubt I have the strength.
10:45I experience such delights with him,
10:48that when I think about it...
10:51In that case,
10:53there will be no sins.
10:55But what can I do,
10:57when I don't have the strength?
11:00Your guilt is really great,
11:03but I feel sorry for your soul.
11:06I'll pray all night,
11:08and tomorrow I'll come to see
11:10what effect my prayers have had.
11:20My husband, so early?
11:23I have to go.
11:28I'll be back tomorrow.
11:30Close the window and the door,
11:33and go to sleep whenever you want.
11:38Oh, the most precious...
11:40Oh, leave me alone!
11:42I think we've lost our ability.
11:45My husband won't sleep with me tonight.
11:48He'll spend the whole night waiting for my lover.
11:51In the meantime, I'll let you in through the window.
12:07Oh, lady,
12:09I live for you,
12:11I live for tonight.
12:13Be well.
12:15Did that monster visit you tonight?
12:18Fortunately, he didn't come.
12:20You don't know how happy I am,
12:22because I feel that if I don't see him for a while,
12:25I'll completely forget about him.
12:27I can see that my prayer
12:29turned out to be effective.
12:31I'll pray tonight as well.
12:43Oh, how fortunate that I can see you, Father.
12:46There was no known person today as well.
12:59Won't your interests allow you to go back to sleep tonight?
13:03I can't sleep without your snoring.
13:06Think better than I do.
13:09I can't sleep without your snoring.
13:12Think better than I do about saving your soul.
13:15I'm also curious
13:17about what you confessed to Mika,
13:19that is, your sins.
13:21You know that the secret of confession is sacred
13:23and I can't tell you anything about it.
13:25A woman without conscience!
13:27Well, learn that I know everything about you
13:30that you confessed to Mika.
13:32I just need to know who your lover is.
13:35You've lost your mind ever since the demon
13:37was possessing you with jealousy
13:39and you're doing foolishness after foolishness.
13:41Do you think my eyes are as blind as your suspicions?
13:44I saw who listened to my confession
13:46and to punish you,
13:48I was talking about Father Bajda.
13:50You know that if I wanted to betray you,
13:53you wouldn't have enough eyes to watch over me.
13:57I'm ashamed that I took a fool for a husband.
14:02Forgive me, my wife,
14:04because I see in reality
14:06that I was as stupid as a fool
14:08when I saw how kind and good
14:10I took a woman for my wife.
14:12Give her to me.
14:14And I will never lock the door
14:16or imprison you at home.
14:23Oh, my lady, I live in hope
14:25that tonight, too...
14:27What a good thing that I won't have to
14:29listen to you anymore.
14:31Now I can have my lovers without pity.
14:38This woman has never seen the world
14:40except for me.
14:42But because I had great respect
14:44for her husband,
14:46I decided not to meet her anymore.
14:55Well, my dear, you've changed.
14:57Because I'm going on a visit
14:59to a friend of my boss.
15:01I don't know yet what disease
15:03the poor man is suffering from,
15:05and I just have to figure it out for him.
15:07However, it is important
15:09that his wife, his wife-to-be,
15:11looks at me with a very kind eye
15:13and encourages me to do it for a long time.
15:16So the cure must be such
15:18to help the whole thing.
15:22Hello, dear Calandrino.
15:24And you, kind lady, hello, too.
15:26Hello, Mr. Cyrulik.
15:28I'm just finishing fixing your shoes.
15:30You don't have to hurry, my friend,
15:33because I'm very excited
15:35and I'd like to take a break.
15:52Why are you looking at me so carefully?
15:56Have you been feeling weak for a long time, my friend?
16:00I'm in the best of health.
16:02You can't know this better than I do,
16:06because I'm Cyrulik, not you.
16:10Has anything happened to you lately?
16:14No.
16:22You're quite unlike yourself.
16:26What could it be?
16:28What changes do you see in me?
16:31I'd say I know what's wrong with you,
16:35but if you're feeling well...
16:38I don't know.
16:40Actually, when you think about it...
16:44My wife,
16:46what changes do you see in me?
16:49Cyrulik is right.
16:51You look very ill.
16:54It can't be.
17:01I hope my suspicion is not true,
17:05but I think you don't have much life left.
17:13I feel hot all over my body.
17:19I'm starting to tremble.
17:21I'd better go to bed.
17:23Lying in bed can only speed up the effect of the disease.
17:27What disease is causing it?
17:30Is there a cure for it?
17:49To be absolutely sure of what's causing it,
17:52I have to examine it without witnesses.
17:58Unfortunately, my suspicion turned out to be correct.
18:04You have to be brave, my friend,
18:07because you're fickle.
18:09What?
18:11You're hopeful, Kalandwino.
18:14How is that possible?
18:16You should know what you're doing in bed at night.
18:21It can't be.
18:22Are you sure?
18:24I have no doubt.
18:29I'm so unlucky.
18:30What am I going to do now?
18:32I've given birth to so many children.
18:36Now I can clearly see what's causing it.
18:39Maybe it's my wife's fault.
18:41Really?
18:42Why are you blaming her?
18:45She always wants to be at the top, and I'm at the bottom.
18:49The natural order of things is reversed.
18:51Really?
18:52She's not restrained in her rites.
18:55And now this reversal of life deprives me.
18:58If I were healthy, my bones would crumble.
19:02But it's also my fault that I allowed it.
19:06If I get out of this misery,
19:09I'll die sooner than I'll die of hunger.
19:13It happened to me once,
19:16to get an unfortunate person out of a similar oppression.
19:22But healing was terribly expensive.
19:26She understood that.
19:29No.
19:30You can't spend money on healing.
19:45Medicines are terribly expensive.
19:48You can't afford them.
19:51You can't afford them.
19:54You can't afford them.
19:57They're terribly expensive.
19:59And you have to buy a lot.
20:02You know what?
20:03Give me all of it.
20:06I'll send for the medicines.
20:09And I'll prepare the mixture.
20:11You, like some women,
20:14who are in a different state,
20:16have to step up.
20:18You have to run up the stairs all night,
20:21and in the morning you have to lay down on the grass
20:24so that the ground will pull the disease out of you.
20:28And when you come back home,
20:30I'll prepare a special drink
20:33that should heal you.
20:36Go and start healing,
20:38because it's a pity at any moment.
20:41And in the meantime, I'll send for the medicines
20:44and prepare the mixture.
20:47Is it necessary for me to run up the stairs all night?
20:51Either you trust me,
20:53or your condition will be hopeless.
20:57And send for your wife right away,
21:00so that she can help me prepare the mixture.
21:09Dinner is more delicious
21:11than for the money of your husband.
21:15He's a miser.
21:17And he always saves money on food.
21:19Okay, so you did it.
21:21Mr. Cyrulik,
21:23do I still have to run?
21:26I'm exhausted.
21:28Calandrino!
21:30Your life depends on it.
21:34Will you run all night or not?
21:39Mr. Cyrulik, what about my mixture?
21:42We're just getting to it.
21:45When it's ready, I'll bring it to you myself.
21:49Just tell your wife
21:51not to bring me to a different state.
22:08It's strange.
22:10I can't hear your husband here.
22:14I'll go to him.
22:16Maybe he's already recovered.
22:20Mr. Cyrulik,
22:22I don't understand.
22:24I don't understand.
22:26I don't understand.
22:28I don't understand.
22:30I don't understand.
22:32I don't understand.
22:34I don't understand.
22:37Mr. Cyrulik,
22:39I've been working hard
22:41and I didn't manage to get to the garden.
22:44What will happen now?
22:46We have to repeat the healing tomorrow, my friend.
22:49I'm sure he will.
22:52This woman won't drag me to bed soon.
22:56Prepare more money
22:59because I have to prepare a new mixture.
23:03I'll come again tomorrow
23:05to fight for your life.
23:11On the seventh day,
23:13the poor man managed to finish the healing.
23:16He thanked me for the healing for many years.
23:20Running made him so strong
23:23that his wife benefited from it more.
23:33I fell in love with a white-haired woman
23:37when I was at my husband's service.
23:41One day, when my husband went fishing,
23:44I decided to join the storm.
23:52Your horse, Pocaccio.
23:55You should have come earlier
23:58to ride on the queen's horse.
24:03Now, chess.
24:07What's wrong with you, my friend?
24:10Don't you like to lose so much?
24:14Of course not, madam.
24:16It's just a joke.
24:20If you trust me,
24:22tell me what's wrong with you.
24:29I'm afraid, madam,
24:32that if I tell you the secret,
24:35you won't be angry with me.
24:38I can assure you that I won't be angry.
24:41Oh, my God, finally!
24:44Time is running out.
24:47When I confess everything...
24:52I love you, madam.
24:55I love you, madam.
25:01So what?
25:04I love you.
25:09Don't you want to say anything else?
25:13I love you, madam!
25:15If you keep shouting like that,
25:17there will be no love.
25:19I could count on it.
25:21Don't think too much, my friend.
25:24I know that many husbands
25:26couldn't keep their promises,
25:28but your beautiful words
25:30spoke to me.
25:32It's true.
25:34My soul is melting
25:36in your beautiful words
25:38like wax in the fire.
25:40It can't be me.
25:42My body belongs to you more than to me.
25:44It can't be!
25:46To make up for the heat
25:48our bedroom will burn down
25:50at midnight when my husband goes to bed.
25:52I'll sleep on the left, you sleep on the right.
25:54You sleep on the right, he on the left.
25:56No, I'll sleep on the left, he on the right.
25:58You sleep on the left, he on the right.
26:00Wake me up when I fall asleep.
26:03I'll make up for it all.
26:10Oh, wonderful blood of Bologna!
26:13You've never felt the longing
26:15and tears of love.
26:17If only my tongue
26:19could glorify you,
26:21I wouldn't freeze all day long.
26:24Well, let's not waste time.
26:42I'm here.
26:44My husband wanted to go to bed from the window today.
26:51Egano, my husband!
26:55Egano...
27:00You seemed so tired in the evening,
27:03as you do every day, unfortunately.
27:05I didn't want to interrupt our conversation,
27:08but now I'd like to ask you
27:11which of your courtiers
27:13do you think is the most honest,
27:15the most devoted person to you?
27:19And why do you ask such questions, my dear wife?
27:22You know, there's no one
27:24I trust more than my dear
27:27and faithful lawyer.
27:30And I thought so about him,
27:32considering him to be the most faithful
27:34of your courtiers.
27:35But now I know how terribly wrong I was.
27:38Because today, when you were fishing,
27:42that scoundrel had a list of proposals
27:45of his most handsome deeds.
27:48And I'd like to ask for his free will.
27:52I don't believe you.
27:55To cure you once and for all
27:57of the faith you have in that scoundrel,
27:59I managed to convince you.
28:02And to convince you of his betrayal,
28:04I promised to meet him at midnight
28:07at the galley in front of the garden.
28:11Of course, I don't even think about going there.
28:15But you should go there.
28:17To punish that scoundrel.
28:19Ah, traitor!
28:22And put on my clothes.
28:25And you'll see all his treachery.
28:28I'd like to catch him
28:30and punish him.
28:45I'd like to catch him
28:48and punish him.
29:07Now take this stick and go to the galley.
29:10Pretend you're taking it for me, Joby.
29:12Because I really need it.
29:20I'm telling you,
29:22this is the last time
29:24I'll take a ghost in this galley.
29:27And I won't leave it there forever.
29:31And you, faithless white-headed,
29:34you want to betray my good lord?
29:38How?
29:40I want you to regret this betrayal
29:43until the end of your days.
29:48And tomorrow I'll tell my lord everything.
29:59Have you punished that scoundrel properly?
30:02It would be better if he didn't come.
30:04If he had taken me for you,
30:06he would have skinned me alive.
30:08It's a nice news,
30:10that he only pretended to be a traitor.
30:13I see I have to punish him.
30:15It's all out of respect for you, isn't it?
30:18It's true.
30:19Although I'm very happy
30:21because I was able to convince you
30:23that there's no one better than you
30:25in the world of women.
30:26And no one more faithful than him
30:28will ever let him go.
30:30Because if no one comes to my house...
30:33And let's hope he still comes.
30:39My friend Dzianello,
30:41whom you probably remember,
30:43fell in love once
30:45with a village girl.
30:47And because her mother's
30:49pockets were still full,
30:51we went there together
30:53on behalf of both women
30:55and counting the odds.
31:09Who's there?
31:15Welcome, sir.
31:17We're returning for help in trouble.
31:19We wanted to make it to Florence,
31:21but we were caught in the middle of the night.
31:23Forgive us.
31:24We can only spend the night with you.
31:26Although I know that the inconvenience
31:28results from this for you.
31:30But my house is too modest
31:32for such decent gentlemen.
31:34No, no, no.
31:36It's better to spend the night in discomfort
31:38than to meet robbers
31:40wandering around the city.
31:42That's true.
31:43I can't say anything.
31:45I'll give you a place to stay
31:47as long as I can,
31:49but you must know that the whole apartment
31:51consists of only one room.
31:53So you'll have to sleep together.
31:56Because I only have three beds.
31:59We are grateful from the bottom of our hearts.
32:02We invite you to dinner
32:04because we have supplies with us.
32:27I haven't had such a delicious dinner in a long time.
32:31Thank you, sir.
32:33King's food, please.
32:40Well, it's time to rest now.
32:43Yes.
32:45So tell us, dear host,
32:48where we will sleep.
32:50Ah.
32:52I'll give you my bed.
32:54You'll sleep together in it.
32:57It's not very nice,
32:59but I have no other advice.
33:02My wife and I will sleep in her bed.
33:05Good.
33:06However, I can't advise you,
33:08because at night you get very drunk.
33:12Our daughter will sleep in the third bed.
33:16Good.
33:32Good.
34:02Zzz...
34:08Zzz...
34:14Zzz...
34:16Zzz...
34:24Oh, I wish I wrote down
34:27how I would get into the bed alive.
34:31Fate is very kind to me.
34:34My dear husband,
34:35if it weren't for me,
34:37luck would have led me to the bed.
34:45My dear husband,
34:48what are you doing?
34:51You haven't laid eyes on me for so long
34:55that I completely forgot
34:58how your word is rustling.
35:07But really,
35:09he sang a beautiful song today.
35:29Zzz...
35:31Zzz...
35:33Zzz...
35:35Zzz...
35:38Zzz...
35:41Zzz...
35:44Zzz...
35:46Zzz...
35:56Pocaciu!
35:59And what is this devil doing here next to me?
36:03Zzz...
36:05Is that why you and I were traveling together?
36:09I'm telling you,
36:10there's no more gorgeous white-haired woman
36:13than our master's daughter.
36:16Her breasts smell of ginger.
36:20I'm telling you,
36:21her cheeks are pink.
36:23What?
36:24Her hips.
36:26The Venetian bed.
36:29It can't be!
36:31I wouldn't believe it if I didn't try it myself.
36:35And her biggest treasure is just...
36:39Tell me, what does it look like
36:41to allow such a plagiarism?
36:44What do you mean?
36:45We came here for this purpose.
36:48What do you mean?
36:49Do you hear?
36:52Husband,
36:54our guests are arguing about something.
36:56Oh my God!
36:57Someone is lying in my bed.
37:00I should be the one to stop them.
37:03I'm lying here where your husband told me to.
37:06I just didn't know
37:08there would be such a scoundrel in my guesthouse.
37:11I'm the last one to complain about this.
37:17When did this happen?
37:19I couldn't complain.
37:22I even think you should
37:24come to the guesthouse more often.
37:29Now I have to do something with my husband.
37:36Cianello?
37:37Are you trying to force me to come back?
37:40Shame on you!
37:42I know what you did.
37:43I'll settle the score with you in the morning.
37:45I wonder why the other bed was so noisy.
37:49Who gave our father so much strength
37:51in one night?
37:53Keep quiet.
37:54We have to save ourselves.
37:58Husband,
37:59what's all this noise?
38:01I can't sleep.
38:02Didn't you hear
38:04how Cianello bragged
38:06that he spent the night with our daughter?
38:09Where are you?
38:10Cianello is like a dog.
38:13I'm the one who's sleeping with our daughter.
38:15I moved here to protect her
38:18from bad intentions.
38:20And you're a fool for believing him.
38:22Men get drunk every night
38:25and then they sleep.
38:28Cianello,
38:29how many times have I told you
38:31not to go anywhere in your sleep
38:33and not to tell stupid things to people.
38:36Come here!
38:37Lunatic with seven diseases.
38:39Let these poor people sleep as they please.
38:43Husband.
38:45Husband!
38:46Wake up.
38:48Leave me alone, rich man.
38:52I've been up all day.
38:54Wake me up.
38:57What are you doing, man?
38:59What?
39:01You didn't do anything wrong to me.
39:05Rich man!
39:06Rich man!
39:22Forgive me, sir,
39:24that I didn't let you sleep.
39:26The moon is full.
39:28He's to blame for everything.
39:30Thank you, sir,
39:32for the hospitality.
39:34We'll remember your generosity for a long time.
39:38The richer the house,
39:40the better.
39:42Oh,
39:43I wouldn't put it that way either.
39:47I wouldn't put it that way either.
39:54It's cold.
39:57It was full a week ago.
40:00Such a gentle man
40:02needs this first block
40:04to walk through his sleep.
40:08Good fate,
40:10fortunately,
40:11saved us from such troubles.
40:14I would be grateful to fate for the opposite.
40:25This string
40:27ties two loving souls together in a knot of love.
40:31Or, to put it more precisely,
40:33two loving bodies.
40:36How many nights I stood on this side of the string
40:39waiting for a tug,
40:41which meant that my husband was asleep
40:44and I could visit my lady of my heart.
41:06Who's there?
41:11Who's there?
41:23Ah, it's that whore.
41:27She's making a move again.
41:29What a whore.
41:41What a whore.
41:44What a whore.
42:09Unfaithful bride!
42:11Shut up, you whore!
42:13I'll deal with him first,
42:17and then with you.
42:19Stop!
42:20Stop, you whore!
42:22You whore!
42:23Let him go!
42:25Oh, heaven, have mercy!
42:27Let's kill this madman here when he comes back.
42:31Let him roll his neck on the stairs.
42:37Whom are you talking to, my lady?
42:40And why is our master running around the garden in his underwear with a rope around his legs?
42:44Has he gone mad?
42:46He's gone mad.
42:47He's gone mad for good.
42:51Listen carefully,
42:53because you have to help me.
42:55I'll reward you for that.
42:57Lie down in my place.
42:59When the master comes, you can't even whisper a word,
43:01even if I lay you down myself.
43:04It's dark, he won't notice anything in his anger.
43:07Meanwhile, I'll hide beside him
43:09and come to you with help.
43:23I told you to send for the judge,
43:26so that he would punish you in front of the whole city.
43:30But before he comes,
43:32I'll follow my anger.
43:35Tell me!
43:37Tell me!
43:38Who is your lover?
43:40I don't care about him,
43:42because I won't stop beating him.
43:45Tell me!
43:46Tell me, or I'll kill you.
43:53What are you doing, my friend?
43:56Do you want to murder someone?
43:59And then you'll wake me up in the middle of the night,
44:02not caring that I'll be tortured by the judge?
44:06I took care of my wife in the faith.
44:09You're the judge, so go to hell,
44:12and punish Lukasz.
44:14Your wife?
44:15It can't be.
44:16I've always had your friend's wife
44:18as the most faithful woman in the world.
44:21So who dares to be her lover?
44:24I don't know that.
44:26Get out of my sight, you scoundrel!
44:28So how are you going to prove her faithfulness?
44:31I'm sure that she'll take me for torture
44:34in the name of her faithfulness.
44:36I punished her myself,
44:38so that she couldn't hide her crimes.
44:41I cut her hair.
44:50Your wife is really unrecognizable,
44:54so I didn't teach her to love her friend.
44:58She seems thinner and longer
45:02than when I last saw her in church.
45:08But she's my wife's servant.
45:13You sleep with your wife's servant?
45:17In a marriage bed, that's not true.
45:21But I should sleep with my wife's servant?
45:25You yourself say that she's your wife's servant.
45:29And you pulled her out of the marriage bed.
45:33What does your wife have to do with it?
45:36What are you doing to my husband in the middle of the night?
45:41I heard your voice when you were talking to your servant.
45:45And what happened to this unfortunate woman?
45:49And what is the judge doing here at this hour?
45:53Is he looking for the perpetrators of this poor girl's beating?
45:57Your wife admits that she sleeps with your servant in the marriage bed.
46:03She accuses you of unfaithfulness and wants to sue you.
46:08She was waiting for her lover at night,
46:11with a rope tied to her legs.
46:13I almost didn't go to bed all night,
46:16refusing to be punished.
46:19And this rope is tied to your foot, not mine.
46:23Not only are you betraying me with your servant,
46:27you're also throwing your honest face at me.
46:33Your Honor, swear that I'm telling the truth.
46:37I slept with my wife in the bed.
46:40You beggar!
46:42And you still beat my servant.
46:45She probably didn't want to be free because of him.
46:48Your Honor has been serving me for years,
46:51but I can't do anything to her.
46:53Her stools are the best evidence of who needs to be thrown into the dungeon.
46:59So tell me, unfortunate child,
47:02who troubled you so much?
47:04Speak only the truth and nothing bad will happen to you.
47:08My lord beat me mercilessly.
47:11And where did it happen?
47:13In his bed.
47:16It's really strange.
47:18You have a tendency to run away in bed,
47:21but I can tell you with confidence that our lord
47:24also shows some brutality in bed.
47:28I've had a lot of complaints about him in this case.
47:31Your Honor, it's a lie.
47:33My wife is guilty.
47:35The lord said the same thing.
47:38But is it right to accuse an honest woman
47:42that he doesn't like brutality in bed?
47:45I'm only your friend.
47:47I can forget about everything,
47:49but you have to apologize to your wife
47:51because you accused her wrongly.
47:54And remember not to fatigue me at night.
47:59Because as a judge, I am already fatigued,
48:02and I deserve to rest.
48:06And how do you fall in love with special people in bed?
48:11And what about me, who lives at the eastern gate?
48:16He won't say anything to you?
48:19Your Honor, it's an advance.
48:23Everything is an advance.
48:25As if I heard our lord.
48:31Give me the rope.
48:37I'll keep it as evidence.
48:47This rope has served us very well for many nights.
48:52And the husband of the lady of my heart,
48:55although not quite satisfied with the judge's sentence,
48:58will never dare to accuse his wife of treason again.
49:08I could tell at least a hundred stories like this, dear husbands,
49:12or even more.
49:18I bought my wife's new coat for one floren.
49:23Maybe I'll sell it again for seven to some stupid lover
49:27who thinks he's outsmarted me and my wife.
49:31If only it were so.
49:34I could spend the whole month, instead of working hard,
49:38spending time with my lover,
49:43who lives behind the corner.
49:53Now you understand why I became a cavalier.
49:58I don't like to carry weights, even if I'm interested in doing so.
50:05Do whatever you like.
50:28Do whatever you like.
50:59Do whatever you like.
51:02Do whatever you like.
51:05Do whatever you like.
51:08Do whatever you like.
51:11Do whatever you like.
51:14Do whatever you like.
51:17Do whatever you like.
51:20Do whatever you like.
51:23Do whatever you like.
51:26Do whatever you like.