Dennis - 39. Folge 39
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01:00Welcome to our millionth game, the most amazing quiz show in the world.
01:04Hit on hit.
01:06Now it's time for tennis.
01:08Ladies and gentlemen, fun and action with Henke Hüttel.
01:13Hello, hello, hello, dear audience, men, women and children.
01:17It's your own fault that you came to our Knaifzangen Olympiade today,
01:20because no one leaves here unscathed.
01:22Two teams are fighting against each other, but only one can win.
01:24Here is the red team, a completely normal crazy average family.
01:28Wolf, Roberts and his son.
01:31Wolf is a reptilian king and has forced every alligator between Nien and Amazonas,
01:35while his son is a national champion in photoshooting.
01:39I'm glad I don't have to sit next to these Neanderthals.
01:42The smartass who can answer my simple question
01:45will be the blue team together with his friends.
01:49What do you call a Mohamedan who has already been to Mecca in his life?
01:55That's right!
01:56Someone who has been to Mecca is called Hachi.
02:00You and your friends are our blue team.
02:03Our game today is three rounds.
02:05The team that reaches 100 points first, wins a million dollars.
02:10Please take your seats for round one.
02:14Let's make a deal.
02:15But we still have a million on the account.
02:17We wouldn't live that long to spend it.
02:21If Wolf Junior manages to get Mr. Wilson to go swimming,
02:24he wins 20 points for the red team.
02:27You wouldn't even hit a skyscraper from five meters away.
02:40Those are the first 20 points for the red team.
02:42Wolf, Roberts and his son are in the lead.
02:45I'll get you dry again, Mr. Wilson.
02:51And with that, 20 special points go to the blue team for this fantastic counter.
02:58In the second round, it's about 30 points.
03:01The one who first flips his speedometer to 50 has won.
03:14The red team has won.
03:1630 points for the red team.
03:1830 points for the red team.
03:21It's no wonder you can't get out of there.
03:23You're driving like a steamer on the dry dock.
03:25No, Dennis.
03:26Help!
03:33It's easier with crocodiles.
03:35Ma'am!
03:40And that makes 30 points for the blue team.
03:43Mr. Mitchell had 60 on him when he crashed through the wall.
03:46You're a complete lunatic.
03:48Still undecided.
03:50The tension is high.
03:52The team that answers four questions in a row has won.
03:55We can't win yet.
03:57The gorilla family would eat us alive.
03:59Then we'll just answer all the questions wrong.
04:02The first question.
04:04There are 10 points for that.
04:05How do you pay back a loan?
04:07Holy straw, I can only guess that.
04:10Guessing. That was absolutely correct.
04:14The next 10 points.
04:16What is, as Folzmund says, the best medicine?
04:20Oh, I really don't know.
04:24Stop laughing!
04:26Laughing is the best medicine.
04:29Correct answer.
04:30The penultimate question.
04:32There are also 10 points for that.
04:33What does it mean to throw a fly into the grain?
04:36We give it up.
04:38Giving up. Correct.
04:40One last question and the red team wins 1 million dollars.
04:48Now to Dex.
04:49In our last question, it's about 20 points and 1 million dollars.
04:53So can you tell me how much 16 times 22 is?
04:58Hey, Dex. Mr. Wilson.
05:00How much is 16 times 22?
05:03351?
05:05352.
05:07That was very close, Mr. Mitchell.
05:10And so, unfortunately, no one wins the million.
05:12After all these efforts, we don't win anything?
05:15Don't be sad about that, Dennis.
05:17You were great candidates.
05:19And the audience here in the studio has never had so much fun.
05:21Right, people?
05:25Therefore, we will invite you and your friends again for our show next week.
05:29You will compete again against Roberts and Son.
05:31But this time it's about 2 million dollars.
05:33Oh, no!
05:35Wait for me!
05:37Come on! Follow me!
05:42I'll tell you one thing.
05:44Next time, I'd rather take part in RTL Plus. That's more fun.
05:49Next time, there will be a special round.
05:52Ears off!
05:54Oh!
06:03Come on, people! Full speed!
06:05The film has to start right away.
06:07It's just a good thing we put on our 3D glasses.
06:17Oh, man!
06:18The low tide of the future!
06:20It's great! And then in 3D!
06:22And already for the 16th time!
06:24We know every scene and every sentence.
06:26Even the part where I always get scared and crawl under my seat.
06:30Ears off!
06:34A ticket for...
06:38Excuse me, but we can't miss the beginning.
06:40Three times low tide of the future, please.
06:42Come on!
06:48After this spontaneous reaction, I should rather watch this film.
06:51I used to work for the navy.
07:00They tore my ice cream!
07:08I'd like a small portion of popcorn and a large cola.
07:15Again, excuse me, but we can't miss the beginning.
07:18Three times popcorn, three times limo.
07:20And I'd like to have the candy that sticks so nicely to the teeth.
07:24Twice! The paper is too loud.
07:34Excuse me, but...
07:36I know, I know, you can't miss the beginning.
07:39Hopefully I can see the end.
07:51No!
07:59Boy, that was really strong!
08:01Yes, 3D is incredible!
08:04You can come back up, Joey, the submarine has surfaced.
08:07It's okay, I like it down here.
08:11Dennis, does your submarine actually cost a lot of money?
08:14At least 10 million, if not more dollars.
08:17Yes, at least!
08:20THE END
08:30Does the captain really have to be sick?
08:32At the Klapautermann, our enemy is sinking!
08:35We need a replacement captain!
08:37Hey, that's new in the film!
08:41There he is!
08:42That's him!
08:43Get him!
08:45I can't remember that!
08:48I know that 3D movies are incredibly real, but there's no such thing as real!
08:56What do you want from me?
08:58You've seen this film many times, Dennis.
09:01You have to represent me and defeat all our enemies.
09:04But I can't control such a submarine.
09:06I don't even know how much such a submarine costs.
09:09At least 10 million, if not more dollars.
09:14Oh, man! I almost thought of something like that!
09:19I give you the command of this submarine, Captain Dennis.
09:22And you have to do something about it right now.
09:27Right now?
09:29What are you talking about?
09:31We'll take care of that right now!
09:37The Klapautermann is sinking!
09:44No!
09:50I have a feeling I'm going to get seasick!
10:14Hurry up, sir! If we sink any deeper, our seals will break!
10:19Hey, I remember this!
10:21This is the Electromag...
10:23The Electro...
10:24The Electroshock button!
10:44The Electroshock button!
10:52That was close, but I'm sure the seal got angry with that shock.
10:56Excellent, sir! You saved the submarine!
11:01Get to the underwater periscope, sir!
11:03Okay! I know exactly how to do that!
11:06It's working!
11:13Go! What do you see, sir?
11:15There's a guy in a diving suit.
11:17But I can't remember him at all.
11:19He's sticking a huge rubber band around the submarine.
11:22That's plastic fuel! He wants to blow up the submarine!
11:30I hope you can dive well, Captain!
11:33Pretty well! Why?
11:35It's burning hot and we have to grab the guy!
11:38Holy straw! Why didn't he become the cook?
11:46Maybe there's a fire under the water!
12:05Hey, you're the guy who always...
12:07Weintraub Baudermann! You know the guy?
12:09We've been here a few times before.
12:12Stop him, Weintraub Baudermann!
12:35Good luck, sir! And always remember,
12:37if the guy escapes and betrays our position, we're done for!
12:41Do you have any questions, sir?
12:43Just one. Can you tell me who's got a lead underwater?
13:06Hm?
13:10Man, that's fantastic!
13:21The guy must be hiding somewhere.
13:26Ah, there he is!
13:28No!
13:34Holy crap!
13:36You want to have a hard time, don't you?
13:39From me?
13:47Hit and run!
13:50Holy crap!
13:56Dennis Mitchell, thanks to your bravery, this ship has been saved.
14:00You've done a great job as captain.
14:03Thank you, Seemann!
14:05Hail Seemann, Captain!
14:07And with this, you receive the golden sardine box
14:10as a reward for your bravery against the enemy.
14:13Holy straw!
14:15To Claude Baudermann, the prisoner flees!
14:20Stop!
14:24I'm going to get him! I'm going to get him!
14:27I'm going to get him! I'm going to get him!
14:29Dennis, stop it! The movie's over!
14:32Huh? What?
14:33Did you see me? I was in the movie!
14:36Sure! 3D is so real!
14:41Honestly, I was the captain!
14:43There was a huge squid and a frog and...
14:50Huh?
14:56I probably just spilled my limo.
14:58Unless...
15:02Of course!
15:03Tommy, Joey, look at this!
15:06Yes, what is it?
15:08Ah, the movie's over.
15:133D is so real!
15:243D isn't that real either.
15:28THE FIGARO
15:39I am the Figaro
15:42and I cut your hair so happily.
15:44Good morning, Cavallini.
15:46Ah?
15:47Ah, Signore Bürgermeister, buon giorno!
15:49What an honor to see you enter my humble shop!
15:52Well, yes, I had no choice.
15:54Unfortunately, my hairdresser is ill
15:56and I have to look particularly good today
15:58because a reporter is visiting me later.
16:00Excellente, Signore Bürgermeister.
16:02I will give you a haircut that you will never forget.
16:05Hi, Mr. Cavallini. Can I talk to you?
16:08Excuse me, but I don't have time now, Dennis.
16:10One moment, Cavallini.
16:12The children of today are the voters of tomorrow.
16:15I personally would like to hear what he has to say.
16:18No, Signore, certainly not.
16:20Thank you, Mister.
16:21I'm wearing posters for Aktion Saubere Stadt.
16:24May I hang one of your posters?
16:26Again, your father-in-law!
16:27Presto, presto!
16:29One moment, Mr. Cavallini.
16:31Aktion Saubere Stadt has grown on my own crap.
16:35Oh, excuse me.
16:36Did you say Aktion Saubere Stadt?
16:38Of course you have to support something good like that.
16:40Hang them all if you want, Dennis.
16:42Great! Thank you, Mr. Cavallini.
16:44And don't worry, I won't bother you.
16:47Please, I hope so.
16:48I have to cut my hair especially well for the Signore Mayor.
16:52You are the Mayor in real life?
16:54Yes, that's me, my son.
16:56And why don't you cut your hair yourself?
16:58Cut my hair myself?
17:00Yes, my dad always says you would be the biggest in the neck.
17:03I have to improve my image before the election.
17:06Do you still want to hear what he has to say, Mr. Signore?
17:09Where can I hang it, Mr. Cavallini?
17:11I don't care, but don't make as many holes in the wall with the hammer as the last time.
17:16Don't worry, this time I'll stick it on.
17:19Let's see.
17:20Where should I hang it?
17:22Yes, over there.
17:26That's a great place.
17:28What are you doing to my hair?
17:30Just a little bit of hair water, so your hair stays better.
17:39Oh, no.
17:40Something is wrong with your wall.
17:42The poster won't stick.
17:45No wonder.
17:46That's hair water, too.
17:48Does that mean that what you are applying to the Mayor's hair is my...
17:52Glue?
17:55Mamma mia, I can't get my hands off.
17:58Wait, Mr. Cavallini, I'll help you.
18:09What the hell is this?
18:11Be careful, Signore.
18:13Don't get your hands in my hair.
18:15What?
18:16Signore, I tried to warn you.
18:21What are you doing again?
18:23I'm trying to get my other hand off.
18:26I have an idea how we can help him.
18:28We learned that in school.
18:30It's called centrifugal force.
18:32You mean centrifugal force.
18:34No, we're not in physics yet.
18:36Watch out, Mr. Mayor.
18:44What the hell is going on?
18:46It worked.
18:47Your hands don't stick to the hair anymore, Signore.
18:50Very nice.
18:55If I'm right, I should hang the poster up there, where everyone can see it.
19:05What the hell was that?
19:07Just one on one.
19:10What the hell was that?
19:12Just one on one, please.
19:24Get me down.
19:26Help!
19:34What is this mess?
19:36My beautiful powder.
19:38Don't worry, Mr. Cavallini.
19:40I'll clean everything with this vacuum cleaner.
19:42No, Dennis, that's a...
19:46Oh, look at that.
19:48What, Coco?
19:50Now I look like mixed ice cream with whipped cream.
19:53Brilliant trick.
19:55You'll get all the young voters' votes in one go.
20:00I'll tell the reporter that he can take pictures of you.
20:04I can't see anything.
20:06One more thing, Mr. Cavallini.
20:08You should do something.
20:09You look a little tired.
20:11You know.
20:12Action, clean start.
20:20Somehow I feel drunk.
20:22The children of today are the voters of tomorrow.