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00:00Hey, big guy, you are my kind of hero, Kind of shy, but you're nobody's fool.
00:15Make me cry from laughing at the silly things you do,
00:20Flying high whenever I'm with you.
00:24Hey, big guy, you sure can make my heart smile,
00:28Ain't no lie, you've got me in a spin.
00:32You and I, together, always having so much fun.
00:37Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
00:49You and I, together, always having so much fun.
00:53You and I.
00:54Hey, big guy.
00:58Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:28Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:31Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:34Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:37Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:40Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:43Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:46Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:49Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:52Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
01:55That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
01:57Look at those muscles.
01:59Hey, Gerhard, come here.
02:01Let's see who's not in shape.
02:03Ready?
02:07I'm fit like a fiddle.
02:10Fiddle? He looks more like a bass drum.
02:21Hank!
02:22Dan! Axel!
02:24Do you want to try again?
02:25I think I need a break first.
02:30Eduard, I appreciate your help.
02:32I have to practice push-ups and improve my condition.
02:36And now put your crutch in my hand.
02:39And when I say go, you put all your strength in and try to stop me from pushing your crutch to the side.
02:45Wait a minute.
02:47Something's not right here.
02:49How am I supposed to push-up with that sluggish crutch?
02:51Maybe you could...
02:54Tell me, Eduard, what's gotten into you?
02:57Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Eduard. Is everything all right?
03:09To the side!
03:10First, warm-up before a difficult exercise.
03:14That's not a bad idea, Olli.
03:16What courage!
03:20Now you can see something, Hans.
03:24Up with your crutch, Olli!
03:30Hang on, you long neck!
03:32Watch out!
03:34Watch out!
03:37Do you think it's possible that your neck isn't long enough for you to get going?
03:41That's not what I mean.
03:44Now look at this bicep, Gerhard.
03:48Do you see what you can achieve with a bit of training?
03:51Come on, feel it.
03:56Well, gentlemen, those are a few pumpkins.
03:58I think now we know which one of us is in top shape.
04:03Very nice.
04:06Fire!
04:08What a balloon-head!
04:10I knew he was full of hot air!
04:13I knew he was full of hot air!
04:22Okay, okay, I'll give you a chance to compare your arm strength with mine.
04:29Not much is happening.
04:31That's what I call a weak reflex.
04:44No!
04:48Oh no, I can't watch this.
04:50You know, Olli, I think your training program has to have something to do with it.
04:54I mean, the way you get yourself back in shape is remarkable.
04:58Maybe I can do it the same way.
05:02Oh, that's strange.
05:05It's worse than I thought.
05:07I feel great.
05:15That's impressive.
05:17I feel top fit.
05:23What do you say?
05:26I bet you've never seen such a magnificent specimen of a body before, have you?
05:31I bet you've never seen such a magnificent specimen of a body before, have you?
05:37Oh, you've been training too, haven't you?
05:40Stay like that.
05:42One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
05:49Now I've warmed up enough.
05:51I'll try to lift it with weight.
06:01Whoa!
06:04That Gerhard really went to Wuhan with his finds.
06:06Mr. Markinder, please don't try this at home.
06:12Hey, you're really good at throwing nilpads.
06:17Not bad.
06:18You know what, Gerhard?
06:19If this ever becomes Olympic discipline, you'll win the gold medal.
06:26May I give you the trophy for Mr. Universe?
06:31Yes, folks.
06:32I feel as strong as a bulldozer.
06:35Let's see.
06:36I'll test my left straight now.
06:43You don't have to hate it when something like this happens to you, Rudy.
06:47Don't get upset, Rudy.
06:49It wasn't on purpose.
06:50Don't look at it that way.
06:52Don't just stand there like that, Olli. Do something.
06:54Do something.
06:59Don't be so hard on yourself, Rudy.
07:01That's not polite.
07:02I'm not.
07:04I won't dance with you if you insist on leading me.
07:07One, two, cha-cha-cha.
07:09One, two, cha-cha-cha.
07:11One, two, cha-cha-cha.
07:17Okay, okay.
07:20I got it.
07:21Let me go.
07:25Where am I?
07:27I shouldn't be holding that long nose in the middle of the afternoon.
07:30Oh, here comes Olli.
07:32And I'm afraid he'll want to know where I've been.
07:35Goodbye.
07:38Hello, Hans.
07:39I've been looking for you everywhere.
07:41Hello.
07:42Don't talk to me.
07:43Did you hear that?
07:44And I thought you wanted to meet me because you wanted to train with me.
07:47How can you expect to stay in shape if you just lie around all day and sleep?
07:51I couldn't do anything.
07:53I'm stuck on my back.
07:54Why didn't you say that right away?
07:57Watch how I run.
08:02And now a sip of coconut milk.
08:17It's easy when you know how.
08:23Two points back and three seconds to go.
08:25He's throwing.
08:27Three points.
08:28And the crowd goes wild.
08:30What are you doing, you ox?
08:34I'm coming.
08:35I'm coming.
08:38His throw from the backfield is a bomb.
08:45Four.
08:50Five.
08:54Quick, quick, quick.
08:55Come here.
08:56I've got a lot of coconuts here.
08:58You throw the cone and win a prize.
09:02Hey, you just shot the bird.
09:04Try again.
09:08Wow, all in.
09:10Here.
09:12Head up, Hans.
09:13What's that, you cow foot?
09:15Just because you throw something at my head while I can't see it,
09:18I should make a coconut mat out of you.
09:20Come on.
09:23Well, my good friend,
09:24I think this time we both learned a lot about how important it is to stay fit physically.
09:30You can really say that.
09:31Not only can it be a lot of fun,
09:33it can also help you feel really good.
09:35What wisdom lies in your words.
09:37I feel great.
09:38And now tell me, Hans, how do you feel?
09:41Well, to tell you the truth, Olli, I'm going on the tooth meat.
09:44So?
09:46I wouldn't have come to that.
09:47Well, you always have to keep your eyes and ears open, don't you?
09:50And always keep your chin up.
09:52And don't forget to put one foot in front of the other.
09:54Ouch!
09:56Now, where did that come from?
09:59Looks like a task for Super Olli.
10:04That's strange.
10:05Good try, buddy, but you won't make it.
10:08Oh, you don't know what you're talking about, Hans.
10:10I'm strong like an ox.
10:12Yeah, and smart too.
10:14I can feel my muscles pumping up slowly.
10:23Well, Olli, are you giving up?
10:24No, never!
10:25Well, come on, let's go home.
10:27Sieboch, that's a stone that no one can roll.
10:30There's an underground problem here, and I mean underground.
10:33Pull out the tip of an iceberg.
10:36He shouldn't take it so hard.
10:40You know, Hans, I think this little stone is a bigger rock than I thought.
10:45THE FARM
10:50If you live on your own farm, you have a few advantages.
10:53First, your parking lot is never occupied.
10:55Second, you can take care of yourself.
10:57You can grow your own vegetables,
10:59you can make your own cheese,
11:01and you can even keep a small cattle.
11:03Of course, you should separate everything from each other.
11:07Oh, wow, what's this?
11:09Hey, stay calm!
11:10The recording is running.
11:11Hey, who invited you?
11:14Hey, a cow friend!
11:16Listen, boy, if I make edamame, it's just to eat it myself.
11:19I don't need your help.
11:21Hey, what's that supposed to be?
11:27You think you're very smart, you smart little cheese.
11:37You shouldn't have bitten it in the hand, they shouldn't feed you.
11:41I know where you are.
11:44I'll show you.
11:47Here's a little shocker.
11:54Stay still!
11:56Oh, no!
11:57My cheese, just a flat body.
12:01Empty like a flat tire.
12:05No cheese in it.
12:07No, this milled nugget left me only empty cheese shells.
12:12I'd like to give him something, but that's terrible.
12:14He knows how much I like fondue.
12:19I think you need glasses.
12:25Oh, no, what's going on here again?
12:28All right, who's the schnitzel that put the little radio antenna in my cheese hat?
12:38So there are no radio antennas in my cheese.
12:41All right, I'll send you a message.
12:44You edamame thieves!
12:48I'll teach you the Swiss way to schnitzel.
12:51I'll beat you to hard cheese.
12:56Oh, I didn't see you, Hans.
12:58I'm sorry, my friend, I didn't mean to crush you, honestly.
13:01I overworked myself with my cheese.
13:03It's because of this mouse.
13:05You stole my last piece of Swiss cheese, and I don't want to be greedy if I...
13:08Why don't you do it like other people?
13:10Get yourself a good cat that catches mice.
13:12A cat? Do you think cats would be good at catching mice?
13:15Whether they are good or not, cats are known all over the world as the best cat catchers.
13:18That brings me to an idea.
13:20I'll get myself a cat.
13:21Good for you.
13:26I'd rather set up a trap for mice if the mouse calvins survive.
13:31It seems to have already started.
13:32I think Hans was right. This calvin is really good at catching mice.
13:36Ah, there they go.
13:44Where are you coming from?
13:49That's what you call a safe performance.
13:51Wow!
13:55Oh, oh. Calvin is putting on a show of violence, and Max is setting up the trap.
14:00The movie starts at 11 o'clock.
14:04You two are just sitting there and talking all day, aren't you?
14:07You'd better earn your mice, Calvin.
14:09I'll die!
14:22Uh-huh.
14:25Max disappears into thin air, but Calvin is right on his heels.
14:28Wake me up when something happens.
14:31Go ahead, catch the mouse.
14:34Meow!
14:37The spotlight is glued to me.
14:45No, no, no!
14:51Meow!
15:01Did he sleep on a nail bed?
15:03Yes, you know, he loves to lick.
15:17Have you found what you are looking for?
15:19I think so.
15:28If you ask me, I think Calvin is getting a little too aggressive.
15:41It was nice to meet you, but now please go home.
15:49Meow!
15:54Meow!
15:56I'm still missing cat feet.
16:02Meow!
16:06Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
16:08Come on, show some respect, Calvin.
16:10Woof, woof!
16:16Oh, cut that out.
16:19Woof, woof!
16:20Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!
16:22Stop the circus act right now.
16:24Come on your feet and catch the mouse, Calvin.
16:26Meow!
16:27You can practice the balance act when you've done your job, Sammy.
16:33Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
16:37Oh, someone is relaxing in the beehive.
16:40Meow!
16:44Woof, woof!
16:45Woof!
16:47Come back, you scaredy cat!
16:52Looks like a disembodied freight train is coming this way.
16:55It's coming towards me.
16:59No sign again.
17:02There's not enough space in the sign for both of us, partner.
17:05If this cat ever catches a mouse.
17:08I don't understand anything about catching mice,
17:10but this could be a cat's snack that a cat with a mouse could regret.
17:15He'd better wake up before Max causes a disaster.
17:25What's going on here?
17:26Go! Fire!
17:28And fire!
17:31And fire!
17:36Ah, isn't that smart? A catapult.
17:39The right mouse weapon against a cat.
17:41Is it fun?
17:42What?
17:45I think I was wrong about Calvin, Olly.
17:47This cat couldn't even catch a mouse if she was on roller skates.
17:51Give him another chance. He's trying.
17:58Hey!
17:59Oh, get out of there!
18:01You're hurting yourself!
18:02Do you want your underpants?
18:03I'll put something over you.
18:04Stop it now!
18:06Hey, don't pull.
18:13Now it's time for a bath.
18:19Now you're exactly where I wanted you.
18:24In the cat house in the corner.
18:43I think Calvin is still wet behind the ears,
18:46if he knows what I mean.
18:49Oh, poor cat!
18:51Peek-a-boo!
18:55An expression of old friendship.
19:01Something like that.
19:02I can't tell you if they're working or playing.
19:04Hey, Calvin, write when you've caught him.
19:07Oh?
19:10Huh?
19:12Hm?
19:13Ah!
19:18Catch me!
19:20Well, at least they're good at training.
19:25Yeah!
19:27Yeah!
19:28Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:30Ah!
19:31Ah!
19:32Ah!
19:33Ah!
19:34Ah!
19:35Ah!
19:36Ah!
19:37Ah!
19:38You and I were wondering why I hadn't seen you for so long.
19:43Why did you have to shake me out of my beautiful warm blanket?
19:46Ah!
19:47Ah!
19:48Ah!
19:49Ah!
19:50Ah!
19:51Ah!
19:52All right, that's enough!
19:53Get out of here!
19:54You wanted my Bono-Tauber, the one we had at the game.
19:57You!
19:58Come on, kids, we're moving out!
20:00The neighbors are not the same as they used to be.
20:02We're moving to my sister's, to Pensacola.
20:04I'm sorry about the noise, Sally.
20:06Say hello to your sister from me.
20:09Finally, some cheese for me.
20:11I just had to make a particularly large cheese wheel so I could get through the rounds.
20:14Why didn't I think of that before?
20:16Now the taste test.
20:18It doesn't matter how much he makes.
20:20This thiefish mouse will devour every bite she can get.
20:30Next time I'll make Swiss cheese.
20:32I'll eat the cheese and leave the holes for Max.
21:02You and I, hey big guy!