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00:00Hey, big guy, you are my kind of hero, kind of shy, but you're nobody's fool.
00:16Make me cry from laughing at the silly things you do, flying high whenever I'm with you.
00:25Hey, big guy, you sure can make my heart smile. Ain't no lie, you've got me in a spin.
00:32You and I, together, always having so much fun. Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
00:42You and I, together, always having so much fun. You and I. Hey, big guy.
01:12Hey, big guy, you are my number one. You and I, together, always having so much fun.
01:27Hey, big guy, you are my number one. You and I, together, always having so much fun.
01:37Hey, big guy, you are my number one. You and I, together, always having so much fun.
01:47Hey, big guy, you are my number one. You and I, together, always having so much fun.
02:01Oh, man, from up here you can almost see all the way to Australia.
02:04Really nice, but let's not go in the wrong direction. Every minute we're moving further away from home.
02:09No, we'll get there if the world is really round.
02:12That seems absolutely obvious to me, but then I like peanut butter and oyster sandwich.
02:23Hey, let it shine!
02:31Hey, stop it, you cheeky fools. We're not built for that and we're not insured against that.
02:37Help!
02:40Oh, this kind of tearing is not my thing.
02:53We've lost altitude, but don't worry, I know what to do.
03:01Let's turn around. A storm is brewing in front of us.
03:04This cloud looks like a dangerous fish.
03:06Yes, it's a shark.
03:18I didn't imagine my holiday trip like this. Next time, I'll be more careful.
03:23Hey, big guy, you are my number one. You and I, together, always having so much fun.
03:30Next time, I'll book a charter flight.
03:41That's the desert. And the sun is certainly hot.
03:44Yes, someone forgot to turn on the air conditioning.
03:50Hans, come on!
03:52I'm a turtle and I'll always be a turtle. Please make sure I walk slowly.
03:57Okay.
04:04Oh, yeah?
04:06You shouldn't talk to loving tourists who only came to visit.
04:10Unfortunately, I have to warn you that every pyramid in the world is protected by a mysterious spell.
04:15Oh, a spell. Good joke, Hans. Really good.
04:19What? Huh?
04:21See? I wasn't expecting that. That's the evil curse of the pyramids.
04:27That's a nice number 15, if you need it.
04:40Thirst.
04:43I'm thirsty, too. But I think I know what to do.
04:46I'll try to shake down a coconut.
04:48Thanks to heaven, my tank is completely dry.
04:52Hmm.
04:54We're about to get some wonderful coconut milk to drink.
04:57Whoa!
04:59Did I actually pay for my building insurance?
05:04Huh?
05:05Listen, Olly, that's not fair.
05:07I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I don't have an apartment, and you're drinking all my coconut milk.
05:11I just wanted to test the coconut milk flavor.
05:14Try it, too. I'm sure you'll like it better than your cola.
05:21Hmm.
05:23That's better. I use every opportunity to take a good bath, no matter where I am.
05:27Give me the soap.
05:34We were really lucky to get a taxi in the rush hour.
05:37Yeah, you can really get carried away in this heavy traffic.
05:40I have to tell you something about the desert.
05:43It's desolate and empty, and nobody wants to live here.
05:46But the streets are free.
05:48It's much later now than it was before.
05:59I should go on a diet.
06:08I assume this is self-service. I don't see any gas stations.
06:11I hope this guy drives free.
06:15That's it, the tank is full.
06:18Oh, no!
06:21The camel drank the whole tank.
06:23And now the trees have no water left.
06:25Oh, don't worry, Hans. They'll just rest a little.
06:29Let's see. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
06:32I would understand that in a stylish way.
06:39Hey, don't let us sit here in the sand.
06:41Hold on, you camel!
06:44Oh, no, Olli!
06:46I'm afraid you'll overdo it.
06:50I hate to tell you, I told you, but I told you!
06:55And again we saw that there is a solution to every problem.
06:59There is the easy way, there is the difficult way,
07:02and, of course, there is Olli's way.
07:04You see, everything is fine.
07:06What happy circumstances! I'm young, I look good,
07:08and I have an incredible amount of free time to discover this wonderful world.
07:12You have nothing else but free time.
07:14We are lost in the jungle!
07:22Are you listening?
07:24Now stop! Stop!
07:35Hey, this is my house and not a dance floor!
07:39Do you want to wait?
07:41Come back!
07:45Nobody makes a monkey out of me!
07:47Then shut up! I would talk to you, but I think you have to run now!
07:53Where is he? Where is he?
08:00Hey, this is my house!
08:02Ladies and gentlemen,
08:04Gerhard tries to break the world record in turtle diving,
08:08but the jury disqualifies him because...
08:11the turtle is missing.
08:13What's going on?
08:15Does the name Steven Spielberg tell you anything, Hans?
08:20Oh no, what are we supposed to do now?
08:23An ox has to do what an ox has to do.
08:27You're probably wondering where Olli got the swimsuit,
08:30the diving goggles and the fins.
08:32Your question is as good as mine.
08:34Why does he get a swimsuit and I only get what I wore at my birth?
08:38Oh, I don't know.
08:40Oh, good, a place to sit.
08:43Get ready, Mr. Fish, I didn't want to treat you too superficially.
08:49Swim, Hans! I see a sea fish!
08:51No, I see a sawfish!
08:53Help me!
09:03We didn't want to hurt you.
09:06We're actually looking for a sea fish.
09:22Yes, I see one.
09:29Where are you, Hans?
09:32Oh!
09:34I made a good deal with a used house.
09:37Hey, there's that sea fish.
09:52This reminds me of Christmas.
09:54Do you want something, Hans?
09:56Look at this smell.
09:58We should open a junk shop soon.
10:00Yes!
10:13Hey, Hans, wait for me!
10:15There's nothing more beautiful than home, right? See you!
10:18Come on, take your time.
10:20You know I can't swim as fast as you do.
10:25If that's not my good friend Igor.
10:27I didn't have a chance to thank you for your help down there.
10:30Tell me, you look pretty battered.
10:33But I'll help you get back on your feet.
10:36I told you I'd help you get back on your feet.
10:39Well, thank you again, Igor. Take care.
10:42I hate the ox.
10:44Another balloon ride? No, thanks. I'll never do something like that again.
10:48I've had enough of such excitement for the rest of my life.
10:51My last word.
10:54Oh, little one, is it possible that you're angry with me?
10:58Did I forget your birthday or something more important than that?
11:01Get lost!
11:03You have to forgive Hans, people.
11:05Turtles are sometimes very easy to catch.
11:08And again a new day begins at this quiet but boring place known as...
11:14Come to us if you have to, as Olli says.
11:16Breakfast is ready. Come and get your stuff.
11:19Peter, Piggy, Birdie, hurry up!
11:23Come to us if you have to, as Olli says.
11:26Breakfast is ready. Come and get your stuff.
11:29Peter, Piggy, Birdie, hurry up!
11:32Come to us if you have to, as Olli says.
11:48And as they say, a pig is only a pig when it's full.
11:52Especially since this adventure has to do with food.
11:55Don't worry, you won't starve.
11:57Do you see the mud? I picked it up for you.
12:03Hey, Dad, can I have some more?
12:06There's no need to be rude. There's enough food for everyone.
12:09Maybe a little music can give the tone, so to speak.
12:13Well, I could say that this part of the story is about two pig tails.
12:20Or that Peter and Piggy turn into pigs, but I won't do that.
12:24Besides, it would be too easy and obvious and you could throw something against your TV.
12:29Piggy, Pig, my pig, I am perplexed and flat and most embarrassed by you.
12:34You should share the food with the others.
12:37Piggy, Pig and share?
12:40Yes, right, and fish live on land and horses can fly
12:43and Brooklyn Bridge shares are a good business.
12:50I have an idea, Piggy.
12:52The kids have had enough of playing hide and seek.
12:55Maybe we should try to play hide and seek with hamsters or a snitch.
12:58What do you think?
13:02I think...
13:07Hey, get up, Piggy, quick!
13:10Oh, that's good.
13:16In another part of Ollie's farm, Hans is having breakfast alone again.
13:23I think he would have more friends if he wasn't so shy,
13:26if he could come out of his shell.
13:31I should start with the diet I wanted to do anyway.
13:34You see, Sammy, you're next.
13:37Man, oh man, look at this huge pot,
13:39it's full of the best hamsters, just for you.
13:53Huh?
13:54Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack...
13:59Oh, my!
14:03Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
14:06Woof! Woof! Woof!
14:18As you can see, everyone here is very concerned about Sammy's well-being.
14:24Hm.
14:25The food won't do for you.
14:37Those food waste will end up on the compost heap.
14:39I am still hungry.
14:47Here.
14:49So, that's it.
14:50Preparation of the waste, separation of the special waste,
14:53storage of the remains and removal of the waste lying around.
15:01This pig will never stop eating.
15:05So, that should hold for a while.
15:07Maybe we should rent you at family parties as a garbage swallower.
15:12I bet he's very hungry now.
15:20Sammy, I thought it was you.
15:22What's up, my boy?
15:23Just a moment, please.
15:24I was just about to have breakfast.
15:28More food, what?
15:29Okay, I understand your signal.
15:31Wait a second.
15:32Here you go.
15:33Only for you.
15:34Serve yourself, buddy.
15:36And here we have a task that a dog can really bite into.
15:39I like that.
15:45Sammy has a strange way of cracking things.
15:48When it comes to food, Peter is a real garbage swallower.
16:06And now comes the best part of this story for me.
16:09The funny pig mix, or as I like to call it, the pig parade.
16:19Oops.
16:21Very strange, very strange.
16:25Your weight prevents your mobility.
16:27You could walk around more easily if you weren't too heavy.
16:30That's right.
16:31Always practice.
16:32One, two.
16:33One, two.
16:34One, two, three, four.
16:42How do you say it?
16:43No price without sweat.
16:45It could have been worse if we had put them in the wild boar field.
16:48Since the ugly gags are going out, this one here is going to be very ugly, right?
16:52Well, we still have some in stock, if you don't mind.
16:58If you think this pig parade would be a bad joke,
17:01then wait and see what happens to the elephants.
17:05All we get from him is eye stings,
17:07but we give him too much attention if I only knew who this bird is.
17:11He probably wanted to be a star,
17:13for the guy who wrote this sketch,
17:15and got into the ink as the contract was signed.
17:17Yes, exactly.
17:18This is Hollywood.
17:19Stop whining out there.
17:21Not everyone can be a comet.
17:23And now don't stop us.
17:24We're from the roll.
17:43And here we have a bad example for eggs with ham.
18:14This is where we meet Mr. Leopard,
18:16the shrew in the story.
18:43Maske, please.
18:44Flashlight test.
18:49Well, we're ready for the next performance.
18:52Has anyone seen an eagle?
18:53It's getting late.
18:54Ah, it's about time.
18:55I think the scene is going to be very exciting.
19:13Woo-hoo!
19:17What proves us to be new every day,
19:19flying fish with caring staff
19:21lose their wings during flight.
19:23Meanwhile, Sammy has been waiting all day
19:25docilely in front of the house for food.
19:27But now it's time for dinner,
19:29and he doesn't have to worry anymore.
19:31Woo-hoo!
19:32Food-grabbing, Sammy.
19:33We should leave out the starter
19:35and go straight to the main course,
19:36pure ham bones.
19:43Are you ready for the dessert, Sammy?
19:50Well, that was a long day, wasn't it, Peter?
19:53When you've learned your lesson, you hold back a little and don't eat as much.
20:03Peter's never had the strength to follow good advice.
20:06Besides, he's on a sea-tank diet.
20:08When he sees a food tank, he eats it up.
20:11What did I say?
20:12Oh, oh, oh!
20:31Olly, what are we supposed to do now? We have to help him.
20:34Oh!
20:36Too late, Hans.
20:38It's as if Peter is now forever connected to the big sausage factory in heaven.
20:43It was probably his fate or his fat.
20:46And now, girls and boys, as the last pig in history, here's Olly.
20:52What an actor!
20:54Oh!
21:08But you're nobody's fool
21:10Make me cry
21:12From laughing at the silly things you do
21:15Flying high
21:17Whenever I'm with you
21:19You and I
21:21Together always having so much fun
21:23You and I
21:25Hey, big guy!