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00:00Hey, big guy, you are my kind of hero, kind of shy, but you're nobody's fool.
00:16Make me cry from laughing at the silly things you do, flying high whenever I'm with you.
00:25Hey, big guy, you sure can make my heart smile.
00:29Ain't no lie, you've got me in a spin.
00:32You and I, together, always having so much fun.
00:37Hey, big guy, you are my number one.
00:49You and I, together, always having so much fun.
00:53You and I. Hey, big guy.
00:59Hey, big guy.
01:29Got it!
01:31Let's see how good you are with your catapult, my dear little Hans.
01:35You want a demonstration from me?
01:48Your shot was very good, but Moritz's shot was much better.
01:51He hit his target right on the nose.
01:54Now I'll show you what a good shooter I am.
01:57You can learn from me.
02:01Finished!
02:05Olga!
02:14I have to go. See you later.
02:16Now I have to get a tooth.
02:18I have to get a tooth.
02:26No wonder he shot his tank.
02:28Olga has strong legs.
02:30I should pay more attention with the catapult in the future.
02:34Now I'll shoot at the flower. A fabulous target.
02:37That doesn't smell like a flower.
02:40Attention!
02:41On your marks, get set, go!
02:48Perfect hit!
02:53Past a nose length.
03:03A catapult on the roof is better than a stone on the head.
03:09Clear.
03:11What's that?
03:13Oh, what wonderful coconuts.
03:15Fire!
03:19What to do?
03:22I'm sorry, Rudi, but you know the saying,
03:24practice makes perfect, and I'll be the best shooter in the world.
03:28There has to be a good target for me somewhere.
03:33Look at this.
03:35That's what I imagined.
03:40Really perfect. Don't move, or my target will slide.
03:44That's really too easy.
03:46Too easy? What do you mean?
03:48You need a moving target, like this.
03:52Hey, stop it!
03:53Stay still, do you hear me?
03:56I'm getting dizzy.
04:04What a pity.
04:05The target would have been a nice target.
04:10Oh, that's really the most beautiful target.
04:16Well, first I have to find out where the wind comes from.
04:19Something like this.
04:21Now that I know there's no wind,
04:23I have to slowly and gently sneak up on my target,
04:25so that Santa doesn't get scared.
04:29Oh no, I'm getting dizzy again.
04:33That's not fair, Santa.
04:35Stop shaking your butt.
04:47You're a slug shooter.
04:53Being a good arrow and bow shooter requires a lot of concentration,
04:57but this time I won't miss.
04:59Please don't move, Mr. Elch, or I won't hit you.
05:05That's fine. Stay still.
05:11Don't shoot, I have 24 kids.
05:13Kids!
05:16Think of my sweet little ones.
05:18Please don't shoot, Olli.
05:19Don't worry, I understand you.
05:2324 kids, what bad luck.
05:31Fine, sooner or later I'll find a target.
05:34This turkey will probably be Olli's next victim.
05:38That's Tom the turkey, he's just in time for me.
05:43I'm so excited.
05:54Hmm, eyes are blindfolded?
05:57Okay, I give up. I can't do that.
06:01Damn, another ticket instead of a hit.
06:05Here comes Sammy, the dog disaster in person.
06:08He's always ready for a bigger disaster.
06:13If I miss the target, you bring the arrow back to me, okay?
06:17On your marks, get set, go!
06:24Oh, I meant the arrow. Are you ready, Sammy?
06:28Go!
06:34You got the arrow, but you didn't understand me.
06:39Let's try again.
06:44If you don't catch the arrow and don't hit the tree,
06:47you'll get it this time.
06:49So get ready.
06:52Go!
06:53Oh, Sammy, one more thing. Don't run in front of the arrow.
07:08Oh, Sammy, you should get the arrow and not run in front of it.
07:12You should get the arrow and not run in front of it.
07:15I don't want to shoot at trees anymore.
07:17There has to be a little change.
07:19Hmm, stay calm.
07:21I've found a movable target behind the bush.
07:23We mustn't be alarmed.
07:25On your marks, get set, go!
07:35What's going on?
07:42I'm sorry, Herbert. I didn't mean to.
07:44Oh, the sun was in my eyes. I couldn't see.
07:46It was an accident.
07:48Yes, that's exactly right.
07:51Stay still, Gerhard.
07:52If you move, I might miss. Do you understand?
07:55Don't move now.
07:57All right, Gerhard.
08:03There's no lunch break until we have this episode in the box.
08:09A banana, huh?
08:11I have to keep my eyes open for this shot.
08:17No, not again.
08:19I'll try to hit the shell in flight.
08:21Go, throw it away.
08:25Oh, it's coming right at me.
08:27It doesn't say anything about that in the instructions.
08:31No, let me go!
08:33Go away!
08:35No!
08:39Olli, tell me what's going on.
08:41Can I do something for you?
08:43Yes, that would be nice of you.
08:45I suppose I'd feel better if you could find a way
08:47to get rid of the enemy who's following me.
08:49I don't like to bother you, Hans,
08:51but let's just say it like it is.
08:53Help!
08:55Okay, done.
08:57Come a little closer.
08:59Attention!
09:01Oh, that was close.
09:03I don't know what I would have done without you.
09:05That was a great shot.
09:07Well, maybe that's what it's like for an amateur.
09:09Do you still think you're better than me?
09:13You're better than anyone else in this world.
09:15Better than Wilhelm Tell and Robin Hood
09:17and Lucky Luke combined.
09:19Thank you.
09:21Olli, after all the practice,
09:23you should have gotten better.
09:25Exactly.
09:27Do you see the bird nest over there?
09:29Watch out.
09:31Over there.
09:41You see? Not bad, right?
09:43That was pretty good. There's no doubt about it.
09:45Now it's my turn. Watch this.
09:47So keep an eye on the apple up there.
09:49Okay.
09:51Now you can learn something.
09:53But Hans, the apple is up there.
09:55I know exactly where the apple is. Just watch.
09:57Oh.
09:59How was it?
10:01A fabulous shot.
10:03Yes, in this case,
10:05I have to give you credit.
10:07But when it comes to archery,
10:09you're the best.
10:11Thank you. That's a great compliment.
10:13And it makes me proud
10:15because I know I deserve it.
10:17Patrick Stachelschwein
10:19is the best archer far and wide.
10:21And he says you should give Olli a lesson
10:23so he can learn something in the end.
10:25At least at the lower end.
10:27Hey, Olli!
10:29Yes!
10:31Yes, yes.
10:33Oh, no. He's going to get stabbed.
10:41Our hero has apparently
10:43gone back to the nest.
10:45Or as Olli always says,
10:47what a terrible development.
10:51There must be an echo somewhere.
10:57THE NEXT DAY
11:01It's a beautiful day today, isn't it?
11:03The perfect afternoon for a little nap.
11:05But you know there's no
11:07afternoon for an ox.
11:09Put the alarm clock away, Hans.
11:11He's going to...
11:15My thoughts are going in circles.
11:17What are you doing? I need my beauty sleep.
11:21I think Sammy wants to tell us something.
11:23What does he think he is?
11:25Does he know?
11:27Sammy has a good instinct.
11:29If there are any problems,
11:31he knows I'm the ox that solves them.
11:33Here we have the baby
11:35of Elephant Mother Ellen.
11:37Calm down, little Helene.
11:39You have to pull yourself together.
11:41Uncle Olli is here, and he knows
11:43exactly where your shoe is.
11:45Where?
11:47If you weighed 5,000 pounds
11:49and you grew a toe out of your face,
11:51you'd cry too.
11:53What are you doing, Helene?
11:55You're tickling me. Stop it.
11:57She must feel lonely and abandoned.
11:59She wants to go to her father.
12:01Hey, wait a minute.
12:03Let me down. I'm not your father.
12:05I'm way too small and green.
12:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:09You shouldn't scream like that, Hans.
12:11Elephants are very sensitive creatures.
12:13Yes, exactly. Help!
12:15Good thing Hans wasn't in there.
12:17Helene's idea of playing
12:19isn't for everyone.
12:21That's enough.
12:23I've had enough of your games.
12:25Let me down.
12:29This baby is completely crazy.
12:31You don't need to reset your device.
12:33Things like that usually don't take long.
12:41Be sensible, girl.
12:43Olli and I will take you home.
12:45Yeah.
12:47Yeah.
12:49Go on, Helene.
12:55What's the dog up to?
13:01Sammy is good with elephants.
13:03I never would have thought that.
13:05Our Sammy is a trained psychologist.
13:07But he's taking Helene to our house.
13:11Every baby needs its milk.
13:13Hey, don't drink the buckets so fast, Helene.
13:15I can't keep up.
13:17You don't have to run anymore, Olli.
13:19I've brought the solution.
13:21Hans, I have the strange feeling
13:23that your brilliant idea will end in a disaster.
13:25Come to the gas station, Helene.
13:27There's self-service here.
13:29What is she doing now?
13:31Oh, oh, stop!
13:33She's put the wrong gear in her trunk.
13:35You're getting a little round about your hips, Nessie.
13:39Olli is good as a babysitter.
13:41But this baby will eat his hair off his head.
13:43Here.
13:45Bananas contain important nutrients for all babies.
13:51What are you doing?
13:53The shell is the best thing.
13:55Oh.
14:01Come on, Helene.
14:03You're polluting the environment here.
14:05Oh, no.
14:07Not again with the banana shells.
14:09I can't shake anymore.
14:11Hey, hold my shell!
14:39Oh.
14:55Something's broken.
14:59Oh, I was afraid of that.
15:01Now I've had enough of the banana shells.
15:03Since Helene seems to like you, Sammy,
15:05you can take care of her now.
15:07I have to fly.
15:09No, come on, Sammy.
15:11Mark the psychologist again.
15:17This flabby fathead is getting on my nerves.
15:19I think we need to talk him out of it.
15:23You stay here.
15:25I'll be back in a minute.
15:27We need to talk him out of it.
15:29You stay here.
15:31And behave like a good girl, Helene.
15:33When I come back, we'll look for your parents.
15:37You have to be a little strict with children from time to time.
15:43Daddy!
15:45What?
15:47Oh, oh, this is going to be more difficult than I imagined.
15:51My goodness.
15:53Today was a really exhausting day.
15:55Now I need a little rest.
15:57Come on in. The water is wonderful.
15:59Of course the water is wonderful.
16:01How else should it be?
16:03Yes, that's the way to do it.
16:09Hey, what are you doing?
16:11You're turning my life raft into an ocean steamer.
16:21I need a break.
16:25I need a break.
16:27No, Sammy!
16:29Keep this little girl from my body.
16:35I'm not suitable for the job of a babysitter.
16:37This silly, childish baby elephant
16:39is driving me completely crazy.
16:41Me too.
16:43But Sammy still has the strength to play catch with you.
16:47No wonder he's running so fast.
16:49If you catch him, he'll be crushed like a pancake.
16:55Oh, oh.
17:05The dog can really handle elephants.
17:07Maybe he has a doctor as a social worker.
17:13Hey, what are you doing?
17:15What do you think you're doing?
17:17That's old crap.
17:25Huh?
17:37Hey, look at that.
17:39Isn't that Olga up there?
17:41I think so, but she looks like a potter
17:43just before a harvest festival.
17:45Wow, I always thought ostriches
17:47couldn't fly.
17:51Oh, I'm sorry about Olga's balloon.
17:55But they really can't fly.
17:57I'm so sorry.
18:01Oh, Helena is coming to us.
18:03She wants to play with us.
18:05Huh?
18:07No, my tank will probably not survive
18:09any more games.
18:11What's wrong?
18:13You've had enough to eat.
18:15You've had enough exercise.
18:17Why are you crying now?
18:19Hey, watch out!
18:21There's a bee on your trunk.
18:23Help!
18:25We have to flee.
18:27I think a typhoon is coming.
18:35Thank God.
18:37At least someone knows
18:39how to handle a crisis.
18:43Hmm, this Sammy
18:45can really handle elephants.
18:49Maybe we should hand her over to Sammy.
18:51Good idea.
18:53Let him play the zookeeper.
18:57Oh, no! Stop!
18:59Go back! You can't get through the door.
19:01Into the boat!
19:03Hatches and shutters closed!
19:05Hopefully it won't matter to you
19:07if your home is a little changed, Olly.
19:09Hello.
19:11Daddy.
19:13Well, my dear,
19:15shall we act as demolition workers now?
19:17Hey, what's that nonsense?
19:19If you lie down to sleep,
19:21we might get some peace and quiet, too.
19:25All right, but where does
19:27a 5,000 pound elephant baby sleep?
19:29What a stupid question.
19:33Of course, everyone knows
19:35where a 5,000 pound elephant baby sleeps.
19:37Where it wants to sleep.
19:39Hans, do you happen to know
19:41a few lullabies?
19:43Ask Sammy.
19:45He's an expert on elephants.
19:47Daddy.
19:55Finally your real daddy is here.
19:57Yes, yes, my dear, your daddy is here.
19:59You don't have to be afraid anymore.
20:01Your mother and I were worried,
20:03but now everything will be fine again.
20:05It seems as if our work as babysitters
20:07is over, but I'm glad.
20:09This tree is really beautiful.
20:11Look, he's giving us something to say goodbye to.
20:13Stop, no, wait!
20:21The gratitude of the elephants
20:23is really overwhelming.
20:25If I want to help a poor baby again,
20:27I'll hit my head first.
20:29That's definitely a sin.
20:31Thank God, they're finally going home.
20:33And I'll do that, too.
20:35So, people, turn off the lights
20:37and head under the blanket.
20:43Big guy, you are my kind of hero.
20:45Kind of shy,
20:47but you're nobody's fool.
20:49Make me cry
20:51from laughing at
20:53the silly things you do.
20:55Flying high
20:57whenever I'm with you.
20:59You and I,
21:01together always having so much fun.
21:03You and I, hey, big guy.