Sponge Bob Season 2 Episode 13b Life Of Crime
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00:00Back to Crustacean Crime Theater!
00:08Stop! Thief!
00:10Which way did he go?
00:11He went that way!
00:13Let's get him!
00:18Curses! Foiled again!
00:21What a no-good eel in the kelp that guy was!
00:25There ain't nothing worse than a thief!
00:27Thieves need to be locked up forever!
00:30They should all be strung up by their gills and forced to breathe air!
00:34But Mr. Krabs, what about all the stuff you stole?
00:38What do you mean?
00:39Like that barrel. It says, property of Salty Sea Farms.
00:43Oh, that's where I rent me pickers from.
00:46Are you renting the barrel too?
00:47Well, no.
00:49Then you bought it?
00:51No.
00:51Then isn't that stealing?
00:53Well, I, uh...
00:55What about this towel from the Sizzling Spring sauna?
00:59And this Bikini Belle phone?
01:01Well, it's...
01:01And Sandy's hedge clippers?
01:03Oh, they're, um...
01:04And Python's lawnmower?
01:05Well, he did...
01:06Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?
01:08That one was a gift.
01:10Listen...
01:11All that stuff is, uh...
01:14Borrowed.
01:15Borrowed?
01:16Well, that's a relief.
01:17I thought you took it without permission.
01:19Ah, permission's permission.
01:21You can borrow anything you want, anytime,
01:25as long as you get it back before it's missed.
01:29Everyone knows that.
01:32Right?
01:33Okay.
01:35All right, then.
01:37Hugs?
01:38You put in a hard day's work, boys.
01:40But I don't work here.
01:42See you later.
01:44Oh, that was a close one.
01:48What do you want to do today?
01:50I don't know. What do you want to do today?
01:52I don't know. What do you want to do today?
01:55I don't know. What do you want to do today?
01:57I don't know. What do you want to do today?
02:02I know what I want to do today.
02:07I need some money.
02:16I don't have any money.
02:18SpongeBob!
02:20I want to balloon really, really badly.
02:23Really, really badly.
02:28It's okay, Patrick.
02:29There's lots of money in the First National Bank of SpongeBob.
02:33Follow me!
02:41Uh-oh. I'm broke, too.
02:43Maybe we can borrow money from Squidward.
02:45Wait. Instead of borrowing the money,
02:50why don't we just borrow the balloon?
02:53Yeah! Like Mr. Krabs!
02:56It's just borrowing, right?
02:59Yeah. And borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back, right?
03:04Right.
03:10This is so great!
03:12We're going to have so much fun.
03:14First, we can run with the balloon.
03:16Yeah. Then we can go to the beach with the balloon.
03:19Yeah. Then we can take a bike ride with the balloon.
03:22Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop.
03:26And the moon and the sky and under a car behind a dumpster.
03:29In the candy shop.
03:30And in my backyard.
03:31And in a plane.
03:32And over a rock.
03:33And under a hill.
03:33And with a whale.
03:35We love borrowing!
03:42It popped.
03:50How are we going to return it now, SpongeBob?
03:53I've got the pieces.
03:54I found the air.
03:55Hurry. Put the pieces on.
04:00We popped the balloon.
04:02We can't return it.
04:04We're thieves.
04:07We have to confess.
04:09Confess? Are you out of your mind?
04:12Do you have any idea what they do to people like us?
04:15We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud schemer.
04:18Hi, Jackie here.
04:20We stole the balloon!
04:23And they're going to lock us up forever.
04:26You're right.
04:27We've just got to keep our heads.
04:29Act normal.
04:40Wow. Street performers.
04:43Whoa!
04:44Oh, no!
04:45It's not working!
04:54Hi there.
04:57Hey!
04:58Don't you want a free balloon?
04:59It's National Free Balloon Day!
05:02He's onto us!
05:05It's not safe at Bikini Bottom anymore.
05:07We've got to move fast and cover our tracks.
05:11I'm on it, SpongeBob!
05:20Take a last look, Patrick.
05:22We can never go back.
05:24Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
05:27We've only got ourselves
05:29and what we can carry on our backs.
05:31Yep.
05:36We're going to have to travel lighter.
05:41I'm going to go home.
05:43We can never go home, Pat.
05:45We're wanted men.
05:47We'll spend the rest of our lives running.
05:50Running.
05:51But at least it's warm around the fire.
05:54Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a...
05:58I'm scared, SpongeBob.
06:02No more nice, warm beds.
06:04Huh?
06:05No more Krabby Patties.
06:07No more Gary.
06:09No more movies.
06:11No more Squidward.
06:13No more Sandy or Pearl or Mr. Krabs.
06:17No more anything.
06:20I want ice cream!
06:24But it doesn't have to be all bad, right?
06:27I mean, at least we have each other.
06:30I mean, at least we have each other.
06:34Yeah.
06:35And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
06:39Yeah, buns and thighs.
06:41And the bitter cold?
06:43It's bracing, isn't it?
06:45Yeah.
06:46Maybe being a felon could be...
06:48fun.
06:50We can loosen our ties.
06:52Yeah.
06:55And we can fly.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Ah!
07:00Okay.
07:02We still can't do that.
07:05But we don't have to shave.
07:07I'm way ahead of you, buddy.
07:11And you get to talk tough.
07:14This towel ain't big enough for the two of us.
07:18Let me try.
07:24And the best part is,
07:27And the best part is,
07:29now that we're felons,
07:31we don't have to return anything we borrow.
07:34Yeah!
07:36And we owe it all to you.
07:39What are you talking about?
07:41Taking the balloon was your evil plan.
07:44Oh, I'm nothing but a lot of talk.
07:47You're the one with the sticky fingers.
07:49Aw, Patrick.
07:51You're the best bad influence ever.
07:54You too.
07:57Hmm.
07:59I wish we had something to eat, though.
08:03Look what I've got!
08:05Rectangles!
08:08Not just any rectangles.
08:10Candy bars.
08:11Oh.
08:13All we have to do is make them last the rest of our lives.
08:17Thanks, SpongeBob.
08:19I think I'll eat it now.
08:22I think I'll eat it now.
08:25Oh!
08:29Where'd my candy bar go?
08:31I must have dropped it.
08:33You just ate it, Pat.
08:35It's all over your face.
08:36Where'd it go?
08:38I'm gonna starve.
08:39Where'd it go?
08:44I can't find it!
08:46I can't find it!
08:48I can't find it!
08:50I can't find it!
08:52Where could it possibly be?
08:54Ah-ha!
08:56What?
08:58You stole my candy bar!
09:00No, I didn't.
09:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
09:05Once a thief, always a thief.
09:08You ate yours.
09:10This is mine.
09:12You took my only food.
09:15Now I'm gonna starve.
09:20Here, Patrick. Just take half of mine.
09:22Yours?
09:24You mean mine.
09:26Do you want it or what?
09:28I don't want it unless you admit you took it.
09:31This is my candy bar.
09:33Liar, liar.
09:35Plants for hire.
09:37It's pants on fire, Patrick.
09:39Well, you would know.
09:41Liar.
09:43Well, if you're gonna be that way, I'll eat it myself.
09:46You better not.
09:50I'm warning you!
09:56Don't!
10:00Stop it!
10:02Don't!
10:07No!
10:11No!
10:20No!
10:26You're a crazy person.
10:28I should have expected this after the way you stole that balloon.
10:32Did I, Patrick? Did I?
10:34Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?
10:37Oh!
10:39That's it!
10:41No!
10:43First the balloon.
10:45Now my candy bar.
10:47You're out of control.
10:49I...
10:51I'm telling on you.
10:54Not if I tell on you first.
10:56I'll meet you there.
11:02You're gonna get in trouble.
11:04No, you are.
11:14Hey, hey, hey.
11:16And the balloon.
11:19And the...
11:22What can I do for you boys?
11:24We stole a balloon!
11:30We stole a balloon!
11:32What's the problem here?
11:34It appears these two stole a balloon.
11:36What are you gonna do to us?
11:42Okay, follow me.
11:44If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
11:50Okay, time's up.
11:52Now get out.
11:54But...
11:56But we stole a balloon.
11:58Yeah.
12:00On free balloon day.
12:08How about some lollipops for the road, boys?
12:11Let's vow never to borrow anything without permission again.
12:15You said it.
12:20Alright.
12:22Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?