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00:00I did really well, to be fair.
00:02Yeah, you did great.
00:03I didn't have one sip of water and one sip of milk,
00:05and I ate almost all of them.
00:07Should I eat the last one?
00:09Or not?
00:11This is Hot Ones Versus.
00:13In front of these contestants
00:15is a stack of deeply personal questions.
00:17They can either tell the truth,
00:19Oh my god.
00:21or suffer the wrath of the last death.
00:23Yeah!
00:24Whoever eats the most wings, loses.
00:26You spin it, you wanted to.
00:31You spin it, you wanted to.
00:41You go first.
00:42My turn.
00:46As a songwriter, there's a constant need
00:48to document your innermost thoughts and feelings.
00:52Read your last Notes app entry out loud.
00:57Uh oh.
01:01Oh my god.
01:07Yo, it's a quote from my dad.
01:10I was talking to my friend Nat the other day,
01:12and Nat said,
01:13You literally have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen,
01:15except for maybe your dad.
01:17Our mom also has really beautiful eyes.
01:18100%.
01:19Most beautiful eyes ever, for two parents.
01:21Anyway, I was telling my dad this, and my dad goes,
01:23Your mom said I have bird eyes.
01:26And then he said,
01:28And that I look like a baby dinosaur.
01:32She's like, yeah.
01:34She's like, yeah.
01:36She's filming also, as if there aren't
01:38100 cameras trained on us.
01:40Mom's filming on her iPhone.
01:42Just to get that shot.
01:43The magic shot.
01:44So that's real.
01:46You and I just released our latest project,
01:48Hit Me Hard and Soft.
01:49Yes.
01:50What was the biggest argument we had
01:52while working on the record?
01:53While working on the record.
01:56I put my feet up on the desk a lot.
01:59And Billy's just...
02:00Billy's is always...
02:01Well, not always.
02:02He's a lot of times barefoot,
02:04a lot of times in very filthy shoes.
02:06And he'll put them...
02:07This is the situation.
02:09Sorry to the food.
02:10Hold on.
02:11I'm like right next to him, and he'll be like...
02:17And my face is like right there.
02:19And actually, we filmed so much of making the album
02:22that almost all the footage is his feet,
02:24and then me.
02:25The camera's right here, and his feet is just...
02:27That's going to be a Patreon-only fans cut.
02:29The doc will be the foot cut.
02:31I think the longest, biggest argument
02:33was during a period of transition
02:36in maybe both of our lives,
02:37where we were just trying to be kind of honest.
02:39To give you credit, I was very much high and mighty
02:43about you're not being honest or authentic enough.
02:45And you were coming up with such beautiful melodies
02:47and cool cadences that then by the time
02:49we had cool lyrics, everything else was done.
02:51So I learned a lot from being too egocentric
02:55in that process.
02:56Aw, love that.
03:00Aye, aye, aye.
03:01In addition to being a Grammy award-winning singer,
03:03you're also a style icon.
03:05Rate these classic Billie Eilish fits
03:08on a scale of one to ten.
03:10Jesus Christ.
03:15One to ten?
03:16We're going to give that like a three.
03:18I had the idea...
03:21The idea was there.
03:22I had gray sweatpants on.
03:23I had a camouflaged vest.
03:25It really doesn't look good on, though.
03:27Was this Laneway?
03:28This looks like Laneway.
03:29Yes, this was Perth.
03:32P-U-R-R-R-R-T-H?
03:34Perth!
03:36This is cute.
03:37That was cute.
03:38That's like a seven, eight.
03:41All Things Anime is like the coolest shit ever.
03:43I feel like anytime I have a shirt
03:45that has any sort of anime character on it,
03:47it's the coolest shirt I own.
03:50Ooh.
03:51This was a person whose shit did not stink.
03:53Uh...
03:56She thought her shit did not stink.
03:57She was in a word.
03:59Ooh.
04:01This person was...
04:02That's not true.
04:03Yeah, I remember walking around this specific event
04:05being just like,
04:06I am absolutely the sickest person in the world.
04:09Your Assassin's Creed outfit.
04:11Kind of hard.
04:12I feel like that's an eight.
04:13This is so embarrassing.
04:15As a producer and songwriter,
04:17you've worked with everyone from Justin Bieber to Kid Cudi.
04:19Name one person you'd never want to be in the studio with again.
04:26Yeah!
04:27Um...
04:32Um...
04:43I'm trying to not punch down.
04:44Trying to be realistic here.
04:46Trying not to punch down, did you say?
04:48Yeah, I could punch way down.
04:51Ooh.
04:52Yeah, sure.
04:53Sure.
04:55Yeah, there you go.
04:56Whoa, fat bite.
04:58I'm hungry.
04:59Same.
05:00Careful with those eyes.
05:05That's good, dude.
05:08It is very hot.
05:11Now that I've had my bite,
05:12I'm trying to think if I should still answer the question.
05:15Um...
05:37Sibling test.
05:38I'm going to write down my answer,
05:40and you have to guess my response.
05:41Guess wrong and eat a death wing.
05:44What is my favorite Billie Eilish song?
05:50Favorite song?
05:51Yeah, my favorite of your songs.
05:53Yeah.
05:56Hot Wing.
05:57You okay?
05:58Yeah.
06:00I have no idea.
06:01Don't overthink it.
06:02New or old?
06:03New-ish.
06:05Just profile me.
06:07But you like so many of our songs.
06:09Of course.
06:10You mean Skinny?
06:11I love Skinny.
06:12I was going to say,
06:13What Was I Made For?
06:15I love that song.
06:16I literally forgot that song existed.
06:18I literally did not think of that song.
06:20That song's great.
06:21That's a great answer.
06:23I want to eat a wing.
06:26Well, she got the answer wrong.
06:28Take a bite.
06:34Spicy, right?
06:35I love What Was I Made For.
06:36I just feel like...
06:37Yum, dude.
06:39There's such a tender,
06:40heartbreaking thing about that song.
06:42I have such a fond memory of writing it.
06:44We got to perform it for that whole year.
06:47It got us in the Barbie entourage,
06:49which was such a fun entourage to be a part of.
06:52They were all such cool, nice people.
06:57It's great.
07:00It's a little hard to think.
07:05Sibling test.
07:07What was my biggest fear as a kid?
07:11Oh, God.
07:13I have the answer,
07:14but I think you're going to forget.
07:15I think you're going to forget what it is.
07:16I'm going to remember.
07:17I'm going to remember.
07:18Okay.
07:22She had several fears.
07:25I'm going old school kid stuff.
07:29We both had rampant separation anxiety,
07:31so it could be that,
07:33but I think it was being flushed down the toilet.
07:38No.
07:39It was the salt monster.
07:41Oh, yeah.
07:42I was super scared of the parents
07:44turning into pigs and spirited away.
07:46Billy was scared of the salt monster
07:48in the original Star Trek.
07:50So scared of it.
07:52It's really scary.
07:53Okay.
07:54Fuck.
07:56I thought you were going to get that one.
07:57Fine.
08:02The first one has lingered so long.
08:05I know.
08:06That wasn't such a bad experience.
08:07I'm still there.
08:08I'm going to miss you after a second.
08:09Mm.
08:10Ulysses are like...
08:11Good.
08:12...yummy soy.
08:15Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:16Well, you've never been shy about giving credit
08:19to your early musical influences.
08:20Now that your heroes have become your peers,
08:22rank these artists from most to least how...
08:25Ooh.
08:27Ooh.
08:28Tyler, the Creator,
08:29Lana Del Rey,
08:30Childish Gambino,
08:31Justin Bieber.
08:33Oh, my God.
08:38Most to least, I would say.
08:41Let's start with most.
08:46As least feels two-pointed and mean.
08:48I don't know if I can do it.
08:50Okay.
08:51Well,
08:52eat a death wing, then.
08:55Nope.
08:56What do you mean, nope?
08:57Cheating.
08:59Why is it there?
09:00Because you're cheating.
09:01Because you're cheating.
09:05The lips is the problem.
09:06Really?
09:07The mouth is fine.
09:08For me, it's the tongue.
09:09Tongue is fine.
09:10Okay.
09:17Mm.
09:18Yummy.
09:20Why are you eating one?
09:21Because I'm hungry.
09:23Same.
09:28Wow!
09:32Is it okay?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Oh, s...
09:37Horribly devastating.
09:39I'm suffering, but
09:40it's fun.
09:41What's awesome about Hot Ones
09:42is that when the interview is over,
09:43we get to keep suffering.
09:45All right.
09:48This is a wild card.
09:55What the fuck?
09:58Oh, whoa.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:05It's a tra...
10:06It's a tra...
10:07Whoa.
10:09It's tradition around here
10:12to put a little extra on the last wing.
10:14You and your opponent
10:15can add an extra dab
10:16to your final wings now.
10:19What's the question?
10:21Don't smile at me.
10:23Challenge your sibling
10:24to a compliment battle.
10:26First person to smile
10:27must eat a death wing.
10:28Dude, this is
10:29so sad.
10:32Your eyes are like,
10:33your eyes are like...
10:35Red.
10:36You're faring better.
10:37Much better than last time.
10:43I don't really like
10:44other wines.
10:45Can we just wash my eyes?
10:46I have hot sauce in my eyes.
10:48This is horrible news.
10:53You're the most talented
10:54person I know.
10:56You're a fast driver.
10:59You've never been in a car accident,
11:00right?
11:01No.
11:03You're the smartest person
11:04I know.
11:05I feel like you already
11:06said that.
11:15That's crazy.
11:22Isn't that crazy?
11:23Holy shit, Billy.
11:29You look good
11:31in the dumbest
11:32fucking clothing.
11:41I laugh too, so.
11:43Oh my god.
11:44Are you good though?
11:45It can't get worse.
11:46It can.
11:47It totally can.
11:49Oh, Phineas.
11:50Bone apple teeth.
11:53Love you.
11:58That's disgusting.
11:59Yeah.
12:03A tie?
12:04What are you talking about?
12:05I didn't take one sip of water
12:07or one sip of milk.
12:10Billy, who doesn't have
12:11enough trophies.
12:14Billy.
12:17Congratulate him.
12:22This
12:24is yours.
12:32Thank you.
12:42Thank you so much
12:43for having me on the show.
12:55The stream
12:56hit me hard and soft.
12:59I'm like feeling
13:00the need to like
13:01tell you all the people
13:02I've ever hooked up with
13:03for some reason.
13:09Oh my god.
13:11You didn't even make that
13:12a little bit edible.
13:22I wonder if we could pass
13:23like a breathalyzer test
13:24right now.
13:25Like a walking
13:26in a straight line.
13:27Walking in a straight line
13:28situation.
13:31Billy dressed like Steve
13:32from Blue's Clues
13:33walking around
13:34the liminal space
13:35sweating.
13:38I did really well.
13:39Yeah, you did great.
13:41I didn't have one sip of water
13:42and one sip of milk
13:43and I ate almost all of them.
13:45Should I eat the last one?
13:47Or not?
13:51I can taste the sweat
13:52dripping into my mouth
13:53from my face.
13:58Float like a butterfly
13:59sting like a camera guy.
14:00What is up Spice Lords?
14:01Camera guy Bill here.
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