Que se Passerait-il si les Animaux Étaient Aussi Intelligents que les Humains ?

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Imaginez si tous les animaux étaient aussi intelligents que les humains ! Nous aurions des dauphins qui dirigeraient leurs propres villes sous-marines et des éléphants qui créeraient de l'art et de l'architecture. Les oiseaux pourraient commencer à organiser des sociétés complexes dans les arbres, et les chiens pourraient enfin nous dire ce qu'ils pensent. Notre monde serait un mélange sauvage de communication et de collaboration entre les espèces. C'est amusant d'y penser, mais cela rendrait la vie certainement beaucoup plus compliquée !  Animation créée par Sympa. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Musique par Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com   Pour ne rien perdre de Sympa, abonnez-vous!: https://goo.gl/6E4Xna​ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nos réseaux sociaux : Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/sympasympacom/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sympa.officiel/  Stock de fichiers (photos, vidéos et autres): https://www.depositphotos.com https://www.shutterstock.com https://www.eastnews.ru ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  Si tu en veux encore plus, fais un tour ici:  http://sympa-sympa.com

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00:00Oh, the capybaras. I bet your social networks are full of these adorable creatures,

00:06lazing around in warm baths, totally indifferent to the worries of this world.

00:11As I understand you, the biggest rodents in the world may not seem to be very fond of their happy attitude,

00:17but in reality, they are quite intelligent. Studies show that they would be even smarter than two-year-old children and most dogs.

00:26Although dogs can be trained, capybaras are independent thinkers, with their own way of doing things.

00:33So, if you ask them to run a lap, they could say to themselves, what now?

00:38They would probably think of an original way to do it, or they could simply decide not to do it at all.

00:45Another aspect of their intelligence lies in the complexity of their communication.

00:50Capybaras whistle when they feel a danger, purr when they are happy,

00:55gurgle in groups, and snap their teeth when they are excited by food.

01:00Their repertoire is impressive, and imagine what they could accomplish if they became as intelligent as humans overnight.

01:08With their unique vocal abilities, capybaras could excel in sound production,

01:12producing sounds far beyond human abilities, and bringing a touch of realism to the animals in the films.

01:21This would at least remedy the fact that the capybara in Disney's Encanto has no voice.

01:27Capybaras could even organize swimming competitions, making them the Michael Phelps of the animal kingdom.

01:34Okay, I'm getting a little carried away, but they move with much more fat underwater than on land.

01:40Ah, and you remember those capybaras taking hot baths.

01:43It's not just for social networks.

01:46They go crazy because it helps to treat their skin problems and keep their heat.

01:51With a little more intelligence, they would probably take control of hot springs and jacuzzis, defeating humans.

01:58Imagine signs reserved for capybaras, written on their own paws.

02:04You know, when you feel depressed, and suddenly your cat purrs and rubs against you to cheer you up,

02:11it's not as if these felines had a crystal ball to predict the days of blues.

02:15However, cats seem to have the disturbing gift of feeling the mood of their owner.

02:21This is explained by the fact that perceiving other people's emotions is essential for social animals.

02:26Thus, cats detect their master's habits and perceive when something is wrong.

02:33Now, imagine this sixth sense combined with human intelligence.

02:38Cats would open their own center of well-being to moustaches,

02:41offering therapist services trained to perfection.

02:45If you don't know how to express your discomfort during therapy, no worries,

02:50they can simply purr on your knees for an hour, but you will still be charged for that.

02:56Feline therapists wouldn't even need little notepads to file complaints from their patients,

03:01because they have an excellent memory.

03:04Just like humans, cats don't have a hard time remembering significant or extreme experiences,

03:09like the moment they found themselves stuck in a closet, or when you gave them their first treat.

03:16Thanks to an impressive procedural and spatial memory,

03:20cats can remember and keep these memories for 10 years or more.

03:25Whether they are happily climbing a hill, or going to a bamboo mukbang,

03:29there is something about pandas that fascinates us.

03:31YouTube is full of thousands of videos showing these adorable plantigrades

03:35cabrioleting backwards and in all directions.

03:38Theories suggest that they roll for many reasons,

03:42such as regulating their body temperature or waking up their muscles,

03:46after a long period of sedentary life.

03:48But there is another crucial factor, laziness.

03:53After all, why walk when you can use gravity and ride along hills, right?

03:59If pandas were as smart as humans,

04:02they could create the world's first employment training center for lazy people,

04:06like working on motocross circuits,

04:08rolling all the way to ensure that the slope is perfect.

04:13They would also be experts in detecting lies,

04:16which would make them excellent lawyers, human resources professionals or negotiators.

04:22I know, I know,

04:24we often imagine them as these big clumsy black and white teddy bears,

04:28and not really as the protagonists of the series Lie to Me.

04:32But after years living among humans,

04:34they have learned to distinguish our expressions of anger and joy.

04:38With a brain equivalent to ours,

04:40they could easily become experts in body language.

04:46What would you say if I asked you which marine animal is the smartest?

04:49I bet the first word that comes to mind is dolphin.

04:52Indeed, these are known for their intelligence.

04:56They use, for example, sponges to protect their muzzles while fishing,

05:00a technique they learned nearly 200 years ago.

05:04But do you know who discovered the use of tools long before dolphins?

05:08Well, it's sea otters.

05:10I know, we are often charmed by their adorable appearance when they float on the water.

05:15But it is easy to forget that their small hands and small brains

05:19can accomplish feats.

05:21Thanks to their legs,

05:22previously equipped with retractable claws and robust cushions,

05:26sea otters can rub, grab, twist, pull or tear objects with surprising dexterity.

05:33So don't be surprised to see them perform feats

05:36such as hiding their favorite toys in their bellies

05:39or participating in the cleaning of pools.

05:43These behaviors are really fun to watch,

05:46but they have also learned amazing tricks in the wild,

05:49such as the use of rocks as a hammer to open shells.

05:54In a world where these otters would be as intelligent as humans,

05:57they would probably own five-star seafood restaurants all over the world.

06:03Indeed, they have incredible skills

06:06to manipulate the shells of urchins, squids and crabs.

06:11In addition, their impeccable taste for gastronomy

06:14would only sharpen after a training at the school of the blue cord.

06:19The fact that the brain of an elephant is three times bigger than that of an average human

06:23does not mean that elephants are three times smarter than us.

06:26Sure, they have three times more neurons,

06:29but only a small part of them is in the cortex,

06:32the region responsible for complex tasks such as problem solving and learning.

06:37However, elephants are remarkably developed on the emotional level.

06:42Although empathy is often considered a mark of human intelligence,

06:46elephants also have this quality.

06:49They are perfectly able to put themselves in the shoes of others.

06:53These sensitive beings can discern when their peers are suffering or feeling down,

06:58and they offer comfort when it is necessary.

07:02With a more developed intelligence,

07:04they could immerse themselves in the world of art

07:07and express their complex emotions on vast canvases by means of their trunks,

07:12thus creating masterpieces worthy of Jackson Pollock.

07:16Let's go from a huge brain to a tiny one,

07:19the size of the nail of your little finger.

07:22Yes, we are talking here about the brain of the hamster.

07:25These adorable companions are among the cleanest animals in the world.

07:30And it's not just their personal toilet.

07:34They really like to keep their habitat clean,

07:36whether in captivity or in nature.

07:39Thus, hamsters, by digging their deep burrows,

07:43create distinct spaces for nesting, waste and food.

07:48If hamsters had the intelligence of humans,

07:51they could transform this obsession with cleanliness

07:54into a real financial mania.

07:57Imagine the sparkling roar of joy.

08:00The first hamster in the world to publish a book

08:03adapting Marie Kondo's techniques to keep its cage impeccably clean and neat.

08:08Yuki, come here my baby.

08:11Did you really think this list would end without mentioning the dogs?

08:14Let me guess.

08:15You probably think that your best friend is the smartest companion ever.

08:20And you are very proud that Yuki knows his own name, don't you?

08:25Well, Yuki may be much smarter than you thought.

08:29Indeed, dogs can understand up to 165 words.

08:33In our hypothetical world,

08:35I am sure that dogs would be the first animals to invent their own complex language

08:40and would open drinking schools all over the planet.

08:43We can easily imagine dogs giving interviews

08:46where they declare they have had enough of being called the best friend of man

08:50and would prefer to be recognized as good-humored coaches.

08:54Indeed, they excel in interactions

08:57and can even try to deceive humans or their congeners

09:00in order to get delicious rewards.

09:03So much the better for them, I guess.

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