4 Real Star Wars Plots Too Hot For Disney | CanonBall

Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we’re not interested in the safe stuff like Thrawn or Mara Jade—we’re talkin’ Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love. This is Canonball.

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Writer: Jordan Breeding
Narrator: Jesse Eisemann
Editor: Bryan Slack

Jordan’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/

Based on the article: https://www.cracked.com/article_24479_5-star-wars-expanded-universe-scenes-dumber-than-any-prequel.html

00:00 - Intro
01:07 - Luke Skywalker Romances Two Dead Girls Simultaneously
02:51 - Don't Sleep With Space Otters
04:12 - Leia Fights Puberty With Dance
05:55 - The Tragedy Of Master Bayts
07:55 - Jesse Reveals Too Much About Himself

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