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We bring you a unique series of comic clips of your favorite comedian, Sunil Grover. He is known for his impeccable comic timing and amazing skills of pulling the legs of everyone including guests. Stay tuned for a laughter ride
We bring you a unique series of comic clips of your favorite comedian, Sunil Grover. He is known for his impeccable comic timing and amazing skills of pulling the legs of everyone including guests. Stay tuned for a laughter ride
Transcript
00:00Serve him tea now.
00:01Hello and welcome to Naag Kapil Sharma Show.
00:06I am very happy today.
00:07Will you have tea?
00:09Yes.
00:11Then order it. Why are you telling me?
00:15Because today I have only one cup of tea.
00:18And that too for my Sarla.
00:22I will serve her tea today and propose to her for marriage.
00:25Because I too want to have a couple of kids.
00:30That's great.
00:31I will make tea for Sarla.
00:33First of all, I will add water to the tea.
00:37And..
00:39Don't make tea so fast. Don't do that.
00:43I have added milk.
00:45This is cardamom.
00:48Sugar.
00:49And I have added..
00:52..cloves.
00:53Sorry. Sorry.
00:55Cloves.
00:57Along with these things, one more thing is very important.
01:01Gas on. I forgot.
01:05Chandu.
01:08Chandu.
01:11Look.
01:12Your true friend is here.
01:14Don't you dare take my name.
01:16Chandu. Chandu.
01:18Chandu.
01:19I am a politician..
01:20Do you know? Even donkeys behave better than you.
01:23He does..
01:26That's true. He is doing a good job.
01:30Tell me. Why do you take my name?
01:32You are my friend.
01:33Yes.
01:34Not just name.
01:34Yes.
01:35Be a little lazy. I have to take your work too.
01:37Have you seen these sandals?
01:39What? I have eaten them.
01:41You have eaten them because your work is like that.
01:44Yesterday, he went to the bank and said..
01:45..I want a loan.
01:46He said, which one?
01:47He said, I want a loan from Malya that I don't have to return.
01:50And those who didn't have sandals, bought them and thrashed him.
01:56Get out. Get out.
01:58Go and find work there.
01:59Come on.
02:00I have not come here to ask for work.
02:01Then?
02:02You are a tea vendor, right?
02:03Yes.
02:03Then give me a full stomach of tea.
02:05Then tell me once.
02:07Who drinks tea with a full stomach?
02:08Those who don't get a full stomach of bread.
02:12Do one thing.
02:13Yes.
02:14Take this Rs. 5.
02:15Give me tea.
02:16Take this Rs. 5.
02:18Give me tea.
02:21Come on.
02:22Take this Rs. 10.
02:23Go and drink outside. Come on.
02:24Come on. Come here. Outside.
02:27I want to drink dirty tea today.
02:29I make dirty tea?
02:30Of course. I drank your tea last time.
02:31My ears got spoilt.
02:33I heard that drinking tea spoils the mood..
02:34..and spoils the throat.
02:36How can your ears get spoilt?
02:37I gave my wife tea.
02:38She felt so bad that she picked up a cup and hit it on my ears.
02:44Is this your round suitcase?
02:47Yes.
02:48Then take it outside.
02:50Come on. Come on.
02:53You are doing this wrong.
02:55Did you forget?
02:56You used to ask me for Rs. 100.
02:57Yes, I forgot. Come on. Outside.
02:59Come on. Come on.
03:01Go outside.
03:03I have bought this room for six months.
03:05You don't buy it for six months.
03:07It is called staying on rent.
03:09Come on.
03:12Okay. I am going.
03:14But remember one thing.
03:16No one can stop Suryavansham from coming to Setmax..
03:17..and Thakur from coming to Soni.
03:24Listen to me.
03:25I have made tea only for my Sarla.
03:27How did you get Sarla?
03:28Our family members don't call her Sarla.
03:31How did you get her?
03:33It's okay. It will be done gradually.
03:35The room was not built in a day.
03:40Sarlu.
03:41Sarlu.
03:46Wait a minute.
03:48What happened?
03:50Sarlu. Sarlu.
03:52My niece is being defamed.
03:54First of all, she doesn't look good.
03:56I have named her nicely.
03:57And on top of that, Sarlu.
03:59What is this Sarlu?
04:01Come on.
04:02Give me tea.
04:03I haven't had good tea since many days.
04:06Look, that tea is not for you.
04:08What do you mean?
04:09I have made tea for Sarla.
04:10Oh, my!
04:13You have made it for Sarla.
04:15Since the time a girl has come to our locality
04:16my Sarla and my Sarla are being defamed.
04:18Listen to me.
04:19You quickly..
04:20One minute.
04:21Listen to me.
04:23You quickly..
04:23No. I liked the first one. Do the same.
04:27Aunt.
04:28Yes.
04:29You quickly call Sarla.
04:31Because I have to make her drink tea
04:32and propose to her for marriage.
04:35Wait a minute.
04:38What did you say?
04:40You have to propose to Sarlu.
04:43How dare you?
04:44You are a tea vendor.
04:45How dare you propose to a girl like my duck?
04:48It's not necessary that every tea vendor
04:51in the country is a fool.
04:54Why, Sister-in-law Siddhu? I am fine, right?
04:55Why are you asking Sister-in-law Siddhu?
04:56He himself comes here to escape from marriage.
04:58He hasn't got hold of three jobs.
05:00He goes home to find out
05:02if the door of the fridge is open.
05:04Did the cat drink the milk?
05:05He has posted his status on Facebook till date.
05:07Almost single.
05:10Give me tea.
05:11This tea is only for Sarla.
05:13Aunt, it's so spicy. Why don't you put it on his face?
05:15My aunt is also very spicy.
05:17What if I put it on his face?
05:19Sarlu. Sarlu.
05:23I will only drink tea.
05:26Listen to me.
05:28Don't do this. Do you know what the matter is?
05:31I become a cheater then.
05:33By the way, what kind of 1000 rupee note is this
05:35in which one zero is less?
05:38Wait. I will get tea right away.
05:39Come here.
05:41Bill Gates of the poor.
05:42This is not 1000 rupees. It's 100 rupees.
05:44Madam and sir are running it in a cashless scheme.
05:47And you are roaming around with so much cash.
05:48Not so much. It's a 100 rupee note.
05:50Yes. It's a 100 rupee note for you, right?
05:53Ask the one who doesn't have it.
05:54He eats 1.5 kg fritters for 100 rupees.
05:57Kapoor, return my money.
05:58Has anyone ever had money?
06:05A while ago, you had it.
06:06Now, I have it.
06:08Stay with me again tomorrow.
06:09Because I don't want to spend it.
06:11My money.
06:16Get up. Get tea for her. What are you doing here?
06:18Ma'am, listen to me. Just call Sarla.
06:21I will get tea for her.
06:23I have to propose her for marriage today.
06:24Sarla.
06:26Sarla.
06:27What is it? Who is calling me so early in the morning?
06:30Ma'am, look. It seems a beggar has come.
06:34Give me a bowl of rice.
06:35Give me a bowl of rice.
06:41Wow!
06:42He is asking for rice.
06:43And you are talking about giving him rice.
06:46Someone should abuse him.
06:47He should be asked to give him two.
06:48One in the morning and one in the evening.
06:50He is in such a bad condition.
06:52Come on. Get tea for me.
06:53Okay. I will get tea for you. Wait.
06:57Get it fast.
06:59Sarlu.
07:01Sarla.
07:02Kapoor.
07:06Kapoor.
07:09Kapoor.
07:11You have made tea for me. How sweet.
07:14I will never make tea for you. I will make tea for you.
07:19Don't say that. You have made tea for me with so much love.
07:22She didn't..
07:24Shut up.
07:25Kapoor, you know what?
07:28I had a dream last night.
07:30I will make a bed tea for you.
07:32You took a sip first and then you said..
07:35It's nonsense. I must have said that.
07:36No. You said, very nice tea and I love you, Sarlu.
07:41You must have not seen it. I did all this.
07:45You did?
07:46I don't let poor people like you come in my dreams.
07:49Don't say that, Sarlu. I was in your dream.
07:51Shut up.
07:52Kapoor, I didn't know that you are so romantic.
07:54You have made tea for me. How sweet.
07:55I didn't know that you are so stubborn.
07:57I have told you so many times but you are still being romantic.
08:00Give me tea. I want to drink it.
08:01Wait, dear. A fly has fallen.
08:04Where did the fly fall?
08:11Aunt, Kapoor made tea for me.
08:14You drank it all.
08:25Where is the dog? I have to start.
08:27I have to go to America.
08:28America?
08:29React to the dog. People go to America.
08:32Wait a minute.
08:33Brother, leave the guitar and take out the car.
08:35I am getting late to go to the moon.
08:37You don't know the tempo.
08:39What did you mix?
08:40What did I mix? Ginger, tea leaves.
08:43What else did you mix?
08:45I arranged these things with great difficulty.
08:46What else will I mix?
08:48Tell Akbar Basha that the enemies have attacked our country.
08:54I will cut the throat.
08:56Jai Maheshmati.
09:01The enemy has attacked.
09:03Crazy, calm down.
09:04Aunt, calm down.
09:06He has calmed down.
09:07Katappa.
09:10Tell Bahubali that I am ready to attack.
09:15Jai Maheshmati.
09:17I will attack.
09:27Tell me what did you mix in the tea?
09:28Kapoor, Baba gave me the holy ash.
09:31What?
09:37Baba gave me the holy ash.
09:39Give it to him.
09:40Baba.
09:41Holy ash.
09:42What did you mix in the tea?
09:43Baba gave me the holy ash.
09:45He said, put it in the tea and make Sarla drink it.
09:46She will go crazy in your love.
09:48Aunt drank this tea.
09:50Thank God she is crazy. She didn't fall in love.
09:52If she had fallen in love, I would have been ruined.
09:55Aunt, listen to me.
09:57After this, aunt..
10:03Chandu darling.
10:04No. No.
10:08Pappan.
10:11Pappan, tea.
10:12Tea.
10:14Chandu.
10:15Chandu darling.
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