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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:36Hey Cheryl, what's taking so long you fall in I'm almost done
00:00:46Where's the fucking toilet paper I'm gonna have to piss off the fucking balcony get the fuck out of there
00:00:55Get out of there, come on, damn it
00:01:00You
00:01:04Selfish jerk
00:01:09Learn to flush goddammit
00:01:22You think life's like a cartoon it's hard for us birds to
00:01:26Rubbish people give you bread. They give me poison
00:01:30sick of this shit
00:01:32You still here. Tell me what's he bitching about now feeling sorry for himself
00:01:37Shero says life is unfair that being a rat really fucked up
00:01:43I told you to stop using that word what word rat or fucked up
00:01:50Hey cut the crap decision have to be made for tonight's party, is it gonna be fish or beef? Oh, I know
00:01:57What was that second thing again, was it fish
00:02:01Yes, it was fish, but you don't know how to fish do you you know, I can't swim
00:02:06I'm a land gull you want to go drown be my guest shut the fuck up
00:02:12I'll get the fish you get the booze get off your lazy asses and get on it hopeless
00:02:18Okay. Okay, but I gotta warn you it's gonna be hard without cash. Stop making excuses
00:02:23Do I look like I care you're a thief? So go ahead and fucking steal some
00:02:34Let's go now fuck I hate this town
00:02:53You
00:03:23You
00:03:53Oh
00:03:55Oh
00:04:25What the hell you call that shit music a deaf and dumb choir would sound better
00:04:37It sounds like your mama gave up the cello took up the chainsaw and used it to saw through her fat ass
00:04:43Shut your cat flap
00:04:46Hey, it's me boss. Who is it?
00:04:51Boss it's blackie
00:04:54You gotta come
00:04:55Right away. It's the most beautiful thing. I've ever seen. She's the cat's meow to your house
00:05:02She's the that's only if you are interested. I mean, of course, what do you think?
00:05:07Pedigree. Oh, yeah
00:05:09Siamese clean soft curvy real class like me
00:05:14Well, I guess it'll be a while before they get back with the fun stuff. So yeah, why not?
00:05:20Siamese, huh? Are they the ones with the flat nose and the bushy tail? No, no, no
00:05:25They're fruits. These ones have the velvet boots real sexy. Oh
00:05:30Do you think she'll like my fine ass you betcha? How could she possibly say no no clam jam here, bro
00:05:36She's prime cut tenderloin ready for roasting
00:05:50Hey, can't you learn some respect fat kitty you cut off my credit and you want respect stupid old spice
00:06:08Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for someone. What am I the Information Center use your phone like the other kids, okay?
00:06:16Hey
00:06:20Tell me what she likes
00:06:21I've got a party to plan so I want to skip the small talk and get straight to the point
00:06:26Oh a party. Can I come just tell me? Oh
00:06:30Man, you love her. They call her princess
00:06:34She's all curves a tight little fur ball built for comfort not for speed
00:06:42Just lay back and enjoy the ride and all she would say is
00:06:49You did that so good. I almost came in my fur
00:06:52part of the service
00:06:54Did you know I'm starting fur book the cat-on-cat hookup app?
00:06:58Blackie you went back to pimpin
00:07:01No, no, this is legit
00:07:04Do you know how hard it is to get laid in this city even in season the pedigrees find husbands and we get a piece
00:07:10Of the action. Are you gonna have booze at the party? Of course. I got it all under control
00:07:19100% proof at 5 o'clock
00:07:49Oh
00:08:05Shit I lost it. He he he nice cologne. What is it? Oh d rodent a
00:08:12Chill dude, I gotta say it's an improvement
00:08:16Shut the fuck up and fly anybody ever tell you you've got a negative attitude. Yes, and I'm positive you're an idiot
00:08:25Per kitty purr they say this breed dates back 2,000 years to China
00:08:31Only an emperor could have her. So of course I thought of you my friend
00:08:35I also thought maybe you should have a new name chairman meow
00:08:45Oh
00:08:55Hello my little princess
00:09:00You are so cute I want to eat you up and kiss your kissy face. Oh
00:09:08Look what you did you signed it? Oh
00:09:11Oh shit, I'm late again
00:09:18Not now I
00:09:24Have to go
00:09:30Okay, princess I'll be back soon you be a good girl while I'm gone come on
00:09:40I
00:10:11Oh, hey, baby, I'm sure let's get busy. Let's move
00:10:22Think she likes me
00:10:40She could have just said no shit, what have we done she dead
00:10:54Shadow shadow shadow quickly. Let's go. Don't panic. It's not our fault. She obviously had intimacy issues
00:11:05He's back
00:11:10Oh
00:11:18Okay, okay
00:11:22Princess hello
00:11:28Sweetheart
00:11:32Princess
00:11:40Oh
00:11:53He's losing it we gotta get out of here now
00:12:11It was an accident we just she just tell him shadow. I swear. It's the truth
00:12:27Lucky buddy
00:12:29Tell the boys that
00:12:31That I died as I lived three inches deep
00:12:37Say can you see
00:13:10I
00:13:25Need a drink
00:13:27I
00:13:34Share oh
00:13:37Share oh, where are you? Where is he?
00:13:43Where the fuck is he what?
00:13:46Hey you tell him okay, I sure don't want to I will not to tell him, you know, he always does yeah
00:13:54That's true
00:13:58Hey
00:13:59Zero, I've got the surprise for you. Get out of my face old man. I'm in no mood for surprises today
00:14:06No, no, trust me. You love this one. So you finally come to your senses great. Give me a beer
00:14:14Hey, what no not that pause off. Ah
00:14:20Look who's here. What's that? Hello. My name is taco
00:14:28Papa
00:14:29It's talking to me. What are you talking about? It looks just like it. It's incredible
00:14:36Since when do cats have sons?
00:14:48Trust me kid. You're better off without him. He's a lost cause
00:14:58Ah
00:14:59There he is
00:15:00He's empty-handed, too
00:15:03That's great, but it means we're gonna starve tonight and you call me an idiot
00:15:27Wait, who is there?
00:15:57Where did that come from I got the fish start pouring the booze it's time for us to drink
00:16:09What's wrong bro, he didn't make it
00:16:14Who's he
00:16:17You know blackie the pimp
00:16:20I
00:16:22Slain like a dog may he rest in peace. Let's put a glass out for my friend
00:16:28Hey
00:16:30Where's the booze?
00:16:32We couldn't find any it's so dry birds are building nests with razor wire
00:16:38There's nothing nada
00:16:40Zip you're a moron. But what's your excuse? We don't work for you. We are supposed to be friends
00:16:47But mr. My jaw is twice the size of my head couldn't give a shit what we went through today, too, right?
00:16:53I don't care screw it. I'm out of here you ungrateful son of a she-cat hag
00:16:58We bust our asses for you. And all you can do is insult us. What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:17:04Excuse me
00:17:09Who are you hey looks like a mini Cheryl the poor kid
00:17:17Oh
00:17:22Yes
00:17:27Water
00:17:37Motherfucker you drank it all you know other people live here right selfish prick you ingrate
00:17:43Cows produce more milk when played classical music plants grow taller, but you grow fat and ugly
00:17:50You call that shit music you suck. You wouldn't know good music if it fucked you in the ass
00:17:57Screw you take Cheryl and what use are you you don't bother to feed me or get me any booze
00:18:03But you still stretch your fat ass around claiming to be a goddamn cat lover
00:18:07Can I get a moment of peace just one get out of here you loser loser?
00:18:13When did you last get laid you're too busy stroking your noise maker what she's all you care about leave her out of this Cheryl
00:18:26Miserable hater
00:18:30Look what you did to my Lulu you violated her
00:18:34I
00:18:49Okay, lady, let me just put this down what that butthole do now
00:18:53Are you okay silence?
00:18:56Don't call me lady besides you as bad as him haven't paid a cent in months
00:19:01Really you sure for years and years and years and years and years you have taken advantage of me
00:19:06I have had enough you're both evicted, but I want you out of my apartment now
00:19:10I hope a big fat bone gets stuck in his throat and he chokes the little bastard stole your fish, huh?
00:19:16How about I tear him in half and stuff him like a Muppet as a present to your grandson? Yeah
00:19:23Too little too late, please shut up. I can't believe I'm going to say
00:19:29This but I'll give you one more day to pay out my problem
00:19:34Oh have it tomorrow, or I'll have the police throw you out on the street
00:19:39You hear me lowlife bum be reasonable, please one day. That's it
00:19:46Okay, then let me get the door for you. God damn it
00:19:49I
00:19:54Hear he's really funny Shiro, where have you been hiding him his sense of humor must come from his mother I
00:20:03Don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you're not wanted here dad. I'm your son
00:20:08Do you have any idea how much seed I've sown it's nothing to be proud of think they all call me dad get lost
00:20:14Chill out Shiro stay out of it, but dad get the fuck out of here get moving
00:20:20It was so hard to find you and I only just got here
00:20:24Goodbye
00:20:26Dude that was harsh even
00:20:29What is it?
00:20:31It's time to die
00:20:34Now your knife life is over
00:20:37finito
00:20:39you
00:20:42What on earth is it now take
00:20:51Come on they have some things to work out. Yeah, no shit
00:21:02Well
00:21:03No more cat you and I are through get out of here
00:21:08Go
00:21:10Now what are you talking about?
00:21:12You're the one that's supposed to pay the rent from now on you're on your own
00:21:17astray
00:21:20Vagrant bastard bastard
00:21:40To hell with him what kind of father turns away a nice boy like you
00:21:46Come live with me. You can be my kid. You know, I have plenty of food
00:21:51Yes, and all the milk you could ever want. Huh? There's nothing for me here. Nothing. I
00:21:57Know when I'm not wanted I'm getting used to that. Thanks anyway, Sammy. Okay, okay
00:22:04But at least let me give you some food I've lost my appetite I gotta go
00:22:11Goodbye then take care my little friend
00:22:19So much for friendship I
00:22:23Don't need that jerk off. I'm my own man
00:22:30He's the bastard not me
00:22:35I
00:22:37Really need to get some pussy right now
00:23:04It's
00:23:07The end of the road snow white
00:23:10You've got two choices we can do this the easy way or the fun way or
00:23:17the hard way
00:23:19very hard
00:23:21Intended
00:23:24Hey, baby
00:23:26Looks like fun. Can I join?
00:23:34What's
00:23:36Your name my name
00:23:40Miss cat miss cat, so you're not a missus then
00:23:45Scram alley cat. She's our
00:23:48Now, where were we beautiful?
00:23:51Before we were interrupted by these poundhounds
00:23:56So we get out of here ditch the flea bags
00:24:00You
00:24:02bastard
00:24:05What did you say bastard
00:24:08Bastard bastard. I'm a bastard. Damn, right. So let's get this straight. He didn't mean it
00:24:14Yeah, I did. Maybe you should take it back. No chance. I'm a bastard you deaf
00:24:21Say it one more time. You do this son of a mother bastard bastard
00:24:25bastard bastard bastard bastard
00:24:31He
00:24:36Moved you're crazy. You need to sleep
00:24:39But his heart's still beating but that's impossible. His brains in a jar
00:25:00Oh
00:25:30Oh
00:26:01Oh
00:26:03You saved my life, this is a dangerous neighborhood for a girl like you
00:26:09So I see we just moved here
00:26:11I wanted to check out the neighborhood
00:26:13But then those thugs started chasing me and if you didn't come along no problem at your service
00:26:20You're so sweet
00:26:21really
00:26:25Let's cut out the chase
00:26:28Isn't that a little direct, of course, we don't even know each other fine
00:26:33We do it your way miss cat shadow shadow miss cat
00:26:38And they say romance is dead. Try asking me out on a date. Are you serious?
00:26:43We're we're cats not people we meet we share
00:26:49Okay, Cheryl
00:26:51Bye. Bye
00:26:54Okay. Okay. Okay fine you win
00:26:57My owner is calling me. It's dinner time stay. I'll give you a little bit of Cheryl time, honey
00:27:04I'm pure Angora. You can't afford my time. So you're a pedigree, huh?
00:27:10Course what are you tabby? What's wrong with that a tabby? Is that even a breed?
00:27:20Not today it seems
00:27:23Perhaps we could meet here later
00:27:27You're eager, oh, I'm not really known for my patience
00:27:43When the moon is high I'll be here
00:27:53Hmm
00:27:55Could this be love
00:28:10Fuck off
00:28:15She kissed me
00:28:25In love fuck you all Cheryl's in love
00:28:55Shut up
00:29:08My good man Simi isn't life wonderful
00:29:11Oh, it isn't and you're a steel cutoff. Let me ask you something. What now? I need some advice a
00:29:19Recommendation not for free. I met a girl see me. I'm in love
00:29:25You think I will help you get another girl in trouble. I don't think so after all I've done for you
00:29:31I just wanted to give her a gift something special and I wanted your opinion
00:29:36Oh, it's a bottle of wine a good gift and you'd pay for this bottle of wine
00:29:41How come on Simi don't be like that. How about a beer? You really are quite thick
00:29:48What's wrong with you doing a woman's heart? You don't give her liquor you give her flowers
00:29:55So give me flowers. I've got bread in the shape of a flower, but only for something called money
00:30:02Screw you. Oh, God leave
00:30:05Casanova
00:30:25I
00:30:46Bet some beatings before but nothing quite like that pounding
00:30:55I
00:30:59Feel like my insides are on the outside a
00:31:05Fucking alley cat
00:31:06Why is his head so big? It's unnatural. He must be on growth hormones or something
00:31:14You get his
00:31:25I
00:31:44Hey, he's looking for him too
00:31:46Hey Shara
00:31:51Where Shara, I know where he is, mister
00:32:16I
00:32:46I
00:32:51Got you some flowers you like them
00:32:55You like flowers take it. God damn it for you for you for you
00:33:01fucking flowers
00:33:03Like that's gonna work
00:33:05Put it together man
00:33:07You are as sweet as this God. Could I be more of a pussy? I can't do this. I'm out of here
00:33:17Hi handsome, how long have you been there?
00:33:24Yeah, well they smell like shit grown with colonic filtration it's the latest technique
00:33:32You're cute and you're wonderful
00:33:46I
00:33:51Open your eyes
00:33:55How do you like that
00:33:58Bastard bastard
00:34:02How'd that feel dirtbag
00:34:14I thought you died already
00:34:16I
00:34:46Just kidding
00:34:51Leave her alone. She had nothing to do with it. Come after me you zombie prick
00:35:16I
00:35:28Told us go cap
00:35:46I
00:35:52Just wanna get laid
00:35:55I
00:36:12Miss little one is so sweet. Is he your son? He wishes he was
00:36:17Yeah, I'm your son. My mother's name is mimosa mimosa
00:36:22From old Chinatown, that's her a brunette, right? Yeah, that's her
00:36:29Hmm I
00:36:32Don't know her get out of here
00:36:39Hang on a second you only just met him twice, but he keeps giving me the brush off I
00:36:46Should go you two have a lot of catching up to do
00:36:51No, you will stay he'll go been nice knowing you kid
00:36:55Why don't you go back to your mama? Okay, tell her Shero called and he wants his comeback
00:37:02So, why don't we get out of here my mom's dead name is dead how
00:37:14Wait kid Wow, that sucks. You're just gonna let him leave. He's fine. You saw him before
00:37:21He can take care of himself
00:37:25Fine, huh?
00:37:51Oh
00:38:18John wouldn't do this to Garfield
00:38:21a
00:38:23Goddamn mouth breather
00:38:28He came to see his father his father since when do cats have fathers we're not people
00:38:40Right
00:38:51Not bad kid not bad next time don't use your wrists next time do it from your shoulder watch like this
00:39:02Thanks, I'll try that next time
00:39:08All right, let's get something to eat
00:39:13Thank God I'm so hungry I could eat my own food twice
00:39:19Kid did you meet the guy from the grocery store? Yes. I have an idea
00:39:29Hey Sammy got any empty boxes I might have a couple out the back with the rats
00:39:37What about the money on me?
00:39:40You have the money right? Do I look like a bum incredible?
00:39:48Yes, you do
00:39:53Not you again
00:39:59The cats in the cradle Cheryl's giving me a chance to stay isn't it great. No
00:40:05You sure?
00:40:06What's in it for him? There's nothing. He's a changed cat. I swear
00:40:11unlikely
00:40:12And what is this chance to stay he talks about if you must know I'm on a mission from God
00:40:20Who the hell does he think he is and then blues brother?
00:40:25The thing is I can only stay if I get some booze
00:40:29Or I'm out
00:40:30Permanently. No way not a drop. He's on his own. I can't help you
00:40:36No more credit for that moocher
00:40:40Oh
00:40:42Okay, thanks, I understand you were my last hope of staying
00:40:48There well Papa
00:40:50All right
00:40:52Okay, you got me and what else do you want for fried chickens in a coke?
00:41:00Mini Cheryl
00:41:09Ah
00:41:18Can I have just one moment of peace
00:41:39I
00:42:10I
00:42:23Yo, whatever you do don't slow down follow my lead pizza boy
00:42:39Oh
00:43:09I
00:43:39I
00:44:09I
00:44:14Wanted a drink but I thought you were a goner
00:44:39I
00:45:09Oh
00:45:14God you're okay
00:45:30If I catch you I'll turn you into a minx sweater
00:45:39Haven't you got that yet?
00:46:00Hey easy rider, thanks for the lift. This is us
00:46:10Your girlfriend is gone and don't even try to come in
00:46:19Miss cat
00:46:26Taco what's going on?
00:46:40Where are you miss cat? Damn it
00:46:50Fuck my life
00:46:59Step back everybody. We need more room. Move it. Come on back up people. Come on. You heard the man
00:47:09Oh, okay
00:47:39Ah
00:48:01About fucking time
00:48:03Hey
00:48:06Riffkey you got the wrong bird fatty. I'll give you the right bird jerk
00:48:19Dude my wings are gonna fall off bird man. Just a little bit further. Come on. Let's go check out downtown. Okay
00:48:26I
00:48:31Can smell it the nose nose that way it's coming from the tower
00:48:37We trade places if I was going to trade places, it would be with a squirrel. No traps. No rat poison. Take it
00:48:44Are you kidding you'd make one ugly-ass squirrel
00:48:48Are you insane I can't jump from here when you hear me whistle come get me, okay
00:49:18I
00:49:28Can't believe it's you been a long time got some of the good stuff on you
00:49:48Air quality is getting worse dude talking chimps are screwing it up for everyone
00:49:55Hey watch it what's wrong with kids today
00:50:07Fuck
00:50:10You
00:50:13Still work in the dock. No, no, no enjoying retirement and you you still spotting for robberies
00:50:19Yeah, kind of but it just keeps getting harder
00:50:23No time in the small time
00:50:39I
00:51:09I
00:51:32Told you I'm sorry
00:51:34I'm
00:51:38Sure, she'll be back soon. I don't think so. What do you know about women anyway?
00:51:48Well, miss miss cat she seems really nice nice is boring you're boring you don't drink or smoke and your conversation sucks
00:51:56And all you talk about is boozing women. You're not interested in having a real conversation. I'm out. Wait up
00:52:04What's got four legs a tail and always lands on his feet?
00:52:07We're about to find out
00:52:11And give me some cigarettes
00:52:23Where the hell have you two been everything got fucked up, dude, I don't give a rat's ass no more excuses
00:52:31Where's the fucking drink? I'll give you a rat's ass fat bastard. How about asking if I'm okay? I could have fucking died
00:52:38Hey guys guys
00:52:41We're grown animals. Stop acting like humans
00:52:46He's a man a man
00:52:48Look at the size of his head. I'm one of you vermin. I'm not in the mood. I've had it up bullshit today
00:52:54I don't need it from you
00:52:57You have problems you've been on your ass all day. Oh, yeah, I try to get laid
00:53:02She gets electrocuted a freak kills my friend. So I kill him. He comes back to life. So I kill him again
00:53:10I'm called a bastard then one actually shows up then I fall in love but she disappears
00:53:17No sex no food no booze and you think you got it bad I
00:53:25Think he's in pain fuck all of you
00:53:33Leave me alone until you can fix this
00:53:54Okay, I guess it's up to me don't worry it's fine Rizzo will fix it
00:54:01Okay
00:54:02Think look at those fuckers
00:54:06Safe and warm in their houses. Maybe I need to think like a human not a rodent. So what do I need?
00:54:13Money with money we can buy anything we need
00:54:25How are we gonna get money I ain't getting a job think about it the mouth breathers don't play by the rules
00:54:31So why should we?
00:54:32They take what they want when they want and then store it away like fucking squirrels for winter
00:54:39It's time we take back this city from the ones who have forced us to live on the street like vagrants
00:54:45All right
00:54:46Let's go. Take it
00:54:57We're here
00:55:01What rob a bank why not it'll be easy so what's the plan it wasn't my idea
00:55:08Or was it?
00:55:10Okay, this is it. I'll sneak in
00:55:13And open the door
00:55:15Mr. Douglas, hey good plan RZA. Yeah, I'll be the lookout
00:55:20Shut up
00:55:43Captain no matter how hard we beat this shit out of him. He won't shut up. I don't know what to do
00:55:48I don't know what to do.
00:55:50Well, that's a Cheryl.
00:55:51Dennis!
00:55:53He's a maniac.
00:55:54Lock him up.
00:55:55No.
00:55:56Cheryl.
00:55:57Shut it.
00:56:01Cheryl.
00:56:02Cheryl.
00:56:03Shut up.
00:56:18Oh.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Oh.
00:56:22Oh.
00:56:23Oh.
00:56:24Oh.
00:56:43He could use more fiber in his diet.
00:56:48So, kid, any sign of him?
00:56:55Nothing yet.
00:56:56Oh, yeah.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:58Oh.
00:56:59Oh.
00:57:00Oh.
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00:57:13Oh.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Oh.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:18Oh.
00:57:19A mouse!
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:24Ah!
00:57:30What took so long?
00:57:49Have to take care of business.
00:58:06Entrez, s'il vous plait!
00:58:12Le vent!
00:58:15How you gonna open it? Stink it open?
00:58:18Hardly. I am an expert at locks.
00:58:21Give me a boost.
00:58:25So, guess a number between one and nine.
00:58:28I'm surrounded by idiots. Let me do it.
00:58:36It's about to give. I heard it crack.
00:58:39Oh, that was my back.
00:58:41Well, that didn't work. What should we try next?
00:59:02How you do that?
00:59:04Pure skill.
00:59:05It's beautiful.
00:59:08Hot? Damn, that's a lot of cabbage.
00:59:17Calling the attention of all units.
00:59:19Robbery in progress at First National Bank.
00:59:22The perps appear to be a pair of cats. Repeat, cats.
00:59:25Get easy.
00:59:27All units respond immediately.
00:59:29This has got to be a joke, right?
00:59:31Cheryl!
00:59:37Yeah.
01:00:00Stop fooling around.
01:00:08Rizza, let's go.
01:00:10We only need enough for tonight.
01:00:12What's wrong with you, Cheryl? And what about tomorrow?
01:00:15We should take it all. Taco, help me carry it.
01:00:20He's only just a kitten. That's too heavy for him, rat boy.
01:00:24Greed is good. The 1% won't miss it.
01:00:27Besides, it's insured. We gotta grab as much as we can.
01:00:30Come on, take it.
01:00:32Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:34You're being too greedy. Let's go.
01:00:36All right, fine. But it feels so wrong to leave it behind.
01:00:40Let's just get out of here.
01:00:42You can't buy happiness, but you can't steal it.
01:00:45Shut it.
01:01:05Yeah.
01:01:08Is that the cops?
01:01:10Oh, shit.
01:01:20Dudes, the fuzz is here. You gotta get out of there.
01:01:23Now!
01:01:29Hurry up. We've been busted.
01:01:31Get the fuck out of there.
01:01:33Go! Now! Run!
01:01:48This is the police.
01:01:53We're screwed now.
01:01:55I'm out through the shither.
01:01:57What the hell? What about us?
01:01:59Your head won't make it past the vault.
01:02:01Surrender. Come out with your paws up.
01:02:07I'm really flush with cash now.
01:02:15Ah, shit.
01:02:17Surrender.
01:02:19The windows. It's the only way out.
01:02:21The glass is double-bladed.
01:02:23I know we can do this.
01:02:25All we have to do is put our heads together, Dad.
01:02:31Let's go.
01:02:42I can't!
01:02:54Cheryl?
01:02:58Stop!
01:03:00Freeze!
01:03:02Fire!
01:03:20Cheryl?
01:03:22Taco! Over here!
01:03:24RZA!
01:03:26There's an open door.
01:03:28He sees fire.
01:03:30You can do it.
01:03:32You better be right, Paws.
01:03:34If I die, I'm gonna kick your ass.
01:03:48Mine!
01:03:50Stop!
01:03:52Kitty, mine!
01:03:58Mine!
01:04:12Huh?
01:04:14Ah!
01:04:28Oh.
01:04:37RZA, no!
01:04:54Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:05:06Well, that was a dog day afternoon.
01:05:09Hurry up, kiddo.
01:05:11RZA, is he okay?
01:05:13Yeah, yeah. I'm sure he's fine.
01:05:15Probably just hiding in the sewer somewhere.
01:05:28Ah!
01:05:53What is he?
01:05:55Zombie mouth-breather.
01:05:58Ah!
01:06:19Ah!
01:06:21Ah!
01:06:23Ah!
01:06:28Ah!
01:06:39Taco! No!
01:06:41Attention, men on the roof!
01:06:43Uh, it's a pair of cats up there, sir.
01:06:45Uh.
01:06:47You cats up there!
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01:08:50Hey! Hey, you! Move!
01:08:54Come on, you...
01:08:55Cheryl?
01:08:57What happened?
01:09:00Hey! Cheryl!
01:09:03What happened to the kiddie?
01:09:05Was he hit by a car?
01:09:07Or did you do something to him?
01:09:09I'm the worst father ever.
01:09:11What do you mean?
01:09:13He's been shot.
01:09:16He's dead.
01:09:17Give it to me. Now!
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:23You moron.
01:09:51Cheryl?
01:10:12Disinfectant.
01:10:13No. Wait. Cognac.
01:10:14No! Whiskey!
01:10:15I've got whiskey!
01:10:17Oh, Scott fucking shit.
01:10:20Fuck me.
01:10:21Where the fuck did I put them?
01:10:23Goddamn boxes.
01:10:24Make yourself useful.
01:10:26Men up!
01:10:31This it?
01:10:47Mm-mm.
01:11:18Let me see.
01:11:19Shit. He's still bleeding.
01:11:28Come on, Taco.
01:11:29You can't die, Taco.
01:11:31You're a fucking cat.
01:11:32You got nine lives, goddammit!
01:11:42It's taken you an hour to climb ten stairs.
01:11:45Cut me some slack, man.
01:11:47I was born to fly.
01:11:51Not walk.
01:11:52Okay.
01:11:54Hold on.
01:11:57Cheryl, you made it.
01:11:59Man, that was some crazy-ass shit.
01:12:06What happened to the kid?
01:12:08He saved my life.
01:12:10Stupid.
01:12:11How can we help you?
01:12:13Stupid.
01:12:14How can we help?
01:12:16Stop. He needs to rest.
01:12:18Ah, pup's gonna wake up a wealthy boy, right?
01:12:21What's the total score?
01:12:23How much?
01:12:27You got the money, right?
01:12:30There is no money.
01:12:31I threw it away. All of it.
01:12:34No! What the fuck?
01:12:36After all we went through!
01:12:38Be quiet. All of you out.
01:12:40Me too?
01:12:41Especially you.
01:12:42He stays here. Go on. Get out. Now.
01:12:44He's my son. I'll look after him.
01:12:46And how's that working out?
01:12:48You almost got him killed.
01:12:49But I didn't.
01:12:50Gross.
01:12:51He's okay.
01:12:52Hey.
01:12:53Don't you get it, Cheryl?
01:12:54It's over. We're over.
01:12:56Uh, dudes.
01:12:57Thanks to you, we don't have a home anymore.
01:13:00Enough already!
01:13:03I have some money.
01:13:10Give me that.
01:13:12No!
01:13:16Okay. This is for the back rent.
01:13:19This is next year's rent.
01:13:21This is for the damage you did.
01:13:23This is for the fish you stole.
01:13:25This is for the stress you've caused me.
01:13:28And this, uh...
01:13:30Uh...
01:13:31What you owe Sammy.
01:13:36And...
01:13:37There's this left.
01:13:40What shall we do with it?
01:14:03Give me a hand.
01:14:05You love it, right?
01:14:07God bless you.
01:14:08It was a little tricky at first.
01:14:10Every time I tried to gather from behind,
01:14:12I'd get whacked by her tail.
01:14:14Anyway, as we were getting hot and heavy,
01:14:16her father shows up.
01:14:17Here you are.
01:14:18It's turkey spiders.
01:14:19Awesome!
01:14:21Look at you.
01:14:23Got them munchies.
01:14:24So?
01:14:25And then the old man says
01:14:26he doesn't want his daughter dating a rat.
01:14:28Then he said,
01:14:29I don't have enough cashew to support her.
01:14:31Can you believe that shit?
01:14:33You're making this shit up, huh?
01:14:34Later that night, I went to her tree,
01:14:36and he belted me with acorns.
01:14:38That's when I decided,
01:14:39no more squirrels.
01:14:41But they're just like you.
01:14:42They're fucking nuts.
01:14:46Up yours, birdbrain.
01:14:47In honor of this scrumptious feast,
01:14:49I'd like to play something.
01:14:51What? And spoil the fun?
01:14:52No way.
01:14:53Shit.
01:14:54That's the problem these days.
01:14:55No appreciation for the classics.
01:14:57No class.
01:14:58Now he's gone.
01:14:59Let's get this party started.
01:15:04This sucks.
01:15:05She's gone for good.
01:15:07Can you please pass the water?
01:15:09What are you doing?
01:15:10You don't drink it with water.
01:15:17You're gonna get too drunk to fly.
01:15:19No shit.
01:15:20Are those my gas tanks?
01:15:22What's this?
01:15:24Cheryl!
01:15:25Miss Kat?
01:15:30Everyone die!
01:15:31You want to die?
01:15:32Well, me and you.
01:15:36Hey!
01:15:47Hey!
01:15:48That's my cat!
01:15:51Hey!
01:15:55You mess with my family,
01:15:56you mess with the tank!
01:16:01Bravo!
01:16:02Well done!
01:16:06Ah!
01:16:23You finish it.
01:16:24Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't.
01:16:25Really? It's fine.
01:16:26Well, okay, if you insist.
01:16:31Ah!
01:16:36Ah!
01:16:42Psycho.
01:17:01Looks like the circus is in town.
01:17:05Happy New Year!
01:17:07Happy New Year!
01:17:14I thought I wasn't good enough for you.
01:17:18Happy at meow.
01:17:25No, great.
01:17:26I'm never getting laid.
01:17:28Well, I've never liked the word never.
01:17:31And there is no time like the present.
01:17:34What do you say?
01:17:35Let's make tabbies together.