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00:00John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.
00:02He rolled down his window and said to the officer,
00:05is there a problem, officer?
00:07No problem at all.
00:09I just observed your safe driving
00:10and am pleased to award you a $5,000 safe driver award.
00:15Congratulations.
00:16What do you think you're going to do with the money?
00:19John thought for a minute and said,
00:21well, I guess I'll go get that driver's license.
00:24Judy, sitting in the passenger seat, said to the policeman,
00:28oh, don't pay attention to him.
00:30He's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned.
00:35Brian from the back seat said, I told you guys
00:38we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.
00:41At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
00:43and a muffled voice said, are we over the border yet?
00:47My friend once called a few house painters
00:49to his house for some work.
00:51He wanted them to paint his porch.
00:53After a few hours, the house painters
00:54came back for the payment as their work was complete.
00:57Before leaving, they told my friend
00:59that they had enjoyed painting his car,
01:01but it is not really a Porsche.