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00:00A guy goes into the U.S. Postal Service to apply for a job.
00:03The interviewer asks him,
00:04Are you allergic to anything?
00:06He replies,
00:07Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.
00:09Okay, have you ever been in the military service?
00:12Yes.
00:12He says,
00:13I was in Afghanistan for one tour.
00:15The interviewer says,
00:15That will give you five extra points toward employment.
00:18Then he asks,
00:18Are you disabled in any way?
00:20The guy says,
00:21Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.
00:25The interviewer grimaces and then says,
00:26Disabled in your country's service.
00:29Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points.
00:32Okay, looking at the regulations,
00:34you have got enough points for me to hire you right now.
00:36Our normal hours are from 8 a.m.
00:38to 4 p.m.
00:39You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m.
00:41and plan on starting at 10 a.m.
00:42every day.
00:44The guy is puzzled and asks,
00:45If the work hours are from 8 a.m.
00:47to 4 p.m.,
00:48why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?
00:50This is a government job,
00:52the interviewer says.
00:53For the first two hours,
00:54we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
00:57No point in you coming in for that.