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00:00How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie!
00:05Welcome to Facade, with some nice lounge music in the background.
00:09We're here with Trep, and that's Grace, and I'm not gonna be honest.
00:13I am, I am gonna be honest.
00:15They're the fucking craziest- Okay, let's start off putting on subtitles for you bros.
00:19Alright, who are we gonna be?
00:22I want to be Gonzalez again, but I'm not sure.
00:25Maybe...
00:27Heather, Jared, Jess, Zia, Jim, Joe, John, Julie, Keith, Penis Ka, Ka!
00:33Ka is coming for visit, Ka!
00:37Alright, Ka! My name is Ka!
00:39And I'm here to solve this...
00:42...relationship problem that you have.
00:46Okay, here we go, knock knock.
00:50I'm here, open, for fuck's sake.
00:53No, he's supposed to be here now.
00:55Trep!
00:56Hello? Open!
00:58Hey, hey, hey, come on.
01:00Ka is here, yes, yes.
01:02I'm so happy you could make it.
01:04Yes, you better be glad.
01:06Yes, I'm not European, but whatever.
01:08No, no, here we are.
01:09Why does he keep saying no, no, here we- I don't even know.
01:12Ka.
01:13Hi, how are you? Oh god, it's been such a long time.
01:17Yes, your breasts are bigger.
01:23Okay, whatever, cell phone, this is mine now.
01:27That's kind of a bold way to say hello.
01:29Yeah, is that a problem?
01:31Okay.
01:32So please, make yourself at home.
01:34Jesus Christ, it's ugly.
01:35Get it out of my face.
01:37Okay, so.
01:39Ka, seeing you again.
01:41Nice 360, bro.
01:42Where's my phone?
01:43Oh, I'll get it.
01:44Nice, I told you it's mine.
01:46Where did I put the stupid phone?
01:48Get that out of my face.
01:50What is it doing out here?
01:52Didn't I ask you to put that away?
01:54Uh, yeah.
01:55Where's the stupid- oh, there it is.
01:57Dammit, Tripp, you know I can't-
01:59This is Ka talking.
02:00No, please don't do that.
02:01What do you want?
02:04Oh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
02:06He sounded retarded.
02:08Oh, good, you hung up. I can call him back later.
02:11Or in a few days.
02:13So, where is the-
02:15We're entertaining a friend in our new apartment.
02:18The last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.
02:25Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a second.
02:27There we go, that's what I'm talking about.
02:29Fancy new cocktail shakers I'm itching to try out.
02:32Huh, you two really aren't getting along well tonight.
02:35What are you, a faggot?
02:37So, drinks.
02:39So, what's your poison?
02:41How about a martini?
02:43How about a penis?
02:48I-
02:50I was joking.
02:52You-
02:54Geez.
03:00Now, make me some scotch.
03:02You had me going there for a sec.
03:06Scotch, now.
03:08You're not afraid to say anything, are you?
03:10Oh, come on, Jesus Christ.
03:12It's on the spot.
03:14There you go, I hug you.
03:16There you go, I hug you.
03:18Now, where's my scotch?
03:20I have to do everything on my own.
03:24By the way, what were we talking about?
03:26Alcohol.
03:28Well, you know what? I'm just gonna make you a martini.
03:30Why is alcohol so difficult for me to write?
03:32Maybe you'd like some juice or mineral water.
03:36Ka wants to get drunk.
03:40What is this?
03:42Give me something.
03:44Never!
03:46What?
03:48What?
03:50What?
03:52What?
03:54What?
03:56What was the problem?
03:58Bro.
04:00Bro.
04:02Bro.
04:04Let me tell you something.
04:06Bro.
04:08Bro.
04:10Come here.
04:12Come here.
04:14Grace, my love.
04:16Could you bring out some of that prosciutto
04:18that we served at our last party?
04:20Bro.
04:22Bro.
04:24Bro.
04:26Your girlf...
04:28Your girlfriend
04:30is a real bitch.
04:35It hurts to know
04:37but it's the truth.
04:39And as a bro...
04:41Maybe she heard me.
04:43See?
04:45You leave her in the kitchen
04:47and that happens.
04:49What do you expect?
04:51Women.
04:53I told you.
04:55She's a real...
04:57Hey, should I...
05:01Come
05:03back
05:06What?
05:10He's so annoying.
05:12I'm trying not to get kicked out this month.
05:14Yes.
05:16Bro.
05:18Bro.
05:20Bro.
05:22Bro.
05:24I don't have time
05:26for parties.
05:32Oh.
05:34Um.
05:38His face.
05:40No.
05:42I was just kidding.
05:44Come on.
05:46Take a joke.
05:48Where is he taking me?
05:50To the wall?
05:54I can't even take a stupid joke.
05:56Stupid couple. I hate them.
05:58Alright.
06:00I think that was the longest time I've lasted.
06:02That's what she said.
06:04Anyway.
06:06I guess that's pretty much it.
06:08I will see if I do more of these.
06:10I'm not sure.
06:12It's getting kind of repetitive.
06:14Anyway, that's it. Like and favorite.
06:28I just laughed.
06:30What are you doing?
06:32I'm leaving.
06:34Where is he going?
06:36I don't want to go back.
06:38He can't throw me in. He threw me out.