Duck Quacks Don't Echo. S02 E04.

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First broadcast 22nd September 2014.

Lee Mack

Simon Foster

Emily Grossman
David Wharton
John Sergeant

Richard Madeley
Denise Van Outen
Jason Manford

Val Curtis
Harriet Rosenthal
Rachel Riley
Hannah Critchlow

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00:00This is a show where we reveal some of the most bizarre facts you'll probably ever hear.
00:25Each of tonight's guests have brought along their own favourite facts, and we will be putting them to the test to decide whose is the best.
00:30So, let's see who's with us tonight.
00:32A fact about my first guest is he once waited eight hours outside a ladies' toilet in Ecuador to see a sword-billed hummingbird alight on a particular flower.
00:42At least that's what his defence lawyer said when he was up in court.
00:45Please welcome Chris Packham.
00:50A fact about my next guest, and this is true, a fibreglass model of his head recently sold on eBay for £15,000.
00:58At 13 feet high and 11 feet wide, it's an exact replica of his head before he lost all that weight.
01:04Please welcome Jimmy Carr.
01:08And a fact about my final guest is that she says the most impressive people she's ever met are Pharrell Williams, Kylie and Snoop Dogg.
01:15But let me tell you, now that she's met Jimmy and Chris, nothing's changed.
01:19Please welcome Kimberley Walsh.
01:24So, this is a show all about extraordinary facts.
01:28For example, custard can dance.
01:32Custard that you eat, custard?
01:34Is there any other type of custard?
01:35Like runny custard can dance?
01:36We're not talking about the custard you use for your sexual excitement, Jimmy Carr.
01:41What do you mean custard can dance, then? What are we...
01:43I'll show you exactly what I mean.
01:44So we have normal household speaker, normal household custard, right?
01:48So we pour the custard into the speaker.
01:50Oh, and your base speaker's wearing a condom.
01:54What do you normally do with your speakers?
01:58Now, this custard, before we do this, it's a non-Newtonian, which means it can be a solid or a liquid, right?
02:03Depending on what forces are acting on it.
02:05So when it has pulses of sound waves forced through it, it behaves like a solid.
02:09So, Kimberley, from Girls Aloud, what non-Newtonian liquids are?
02:14I think it's a bit early for sarcasm, Jimmy.
02:18Like you knew, right?
02:20I literally know what I did.
02:23Right, let's play the music.
02:25Look at this. This is incredible.
02:27Look at this. Dancing custard.
02:30How brilliant is that?
02:34Right, stop the music.
02:36It'll go liquid again.
02:37Is it liquid, though?
02:38Look, more liquid again.
02:39And then it goes...
02:40solid again!
02:44Touch me!
02:47Look, if I do that...
02:56Can I have a touch?
02:57You can have a little touch of the touch.
03:01You can pick it up for a split second.
03:03But put it straight down, it'll go liquid again.
03:06Girls Aloud! Always Girls Aloud!
03:14Let's cut the music.
03:15I have to ask this question, Kimberley.
03:17How can you miss from that distance?
03:20You know why it flew off when you did that?
03:22Why?
03:23Because it's birds.
03:29Fact proved. Fact proved.
03:31OK, let's get on with the show.
03:32We asked each of our guests to come up with their favourite fact,
03:34but which one will be voted the best?
03:36It's time for round one. Fact off.
03:42Jimmy, you're going to go first. What's your fact?
03:44OK, I've got a fascinating fact.
03:45If you added up all the blinking you do in a day,
03:49it would add up to 24 minutes of having your eyes closed.
03:5424 minutes of...?
03:56So all the blinking in a day, add it all up.
03:58If it was one continuous long blink,
04:00that blink would be 24 minutes long.
04:02I don't know who discovered this, but they need to get out more.
04:05No, really, it's kind of like a power nap.
04:08In other words, you don't need to ever power nap,
04:10you've done it in little shifts.
04:11You've done it already.
04:12Tiny little shifts.
04:13You've spent all day power napping.
04:15So, Vicky, you could go on and just go,
04:17I'm just going to have a power nap.
04:18I'm just going to have a power nap.
04:21I'm awake.
04:23Just like my wife left me.
04:24I'm just going to have a power nap.
04:25I'm awake.
04:26All day like that.
04:2724 minutes, I think that's extraordinary.
04:2924 is a lot of clicks, right?
04:30I'm not buying into that, I don't think.
04:31You don't think that's true?
04:32Because you think a blink is pretty quick.
04:33What is a blink?
04:34It's a blink.
04:35It is quick.
04:36It's one of the fastest muscles that we've got in our body.
04:38Not as fast as...
04:39Well, I don't want to...
04:41I remember reading somewhere that the blink reflex of the human eyes
04:45can occur at about 400 milliseconds.
04:48So, OK, it's got to close the eyes, it's got to remain closed,
04:50do the function, wash the eye,
04:52or we also close our eyes when we move our heads.
04:55Always.
04:56Not always, but a lot of people do.
04:58Sometimes.
04:59We sometimes close our eyes when we move our heads.
05:01It's not a fascinating fact.
05:05How quick is a blink, then?
05:06About 0.2, 0.1 of a second, I reckon.
05:08So you can do ten blinks in a second?
05:10I reckon so.
05:11But you can't actually do ten blinks.
05:12Oh, hang on.
05:13I tried to test that and then I was batting my eyelids.
05:15Yeah, you had to...
05:16Oh.
05:20Why, Jimmy?
05:24You've got, like, enormous...
05:25You've got, I think, something...
05:27I thought it was a spider.
05:30No, but they are going to slow me down, right?
05:32You're going to blink quite slowly, I would imagine.
05:34They're useful, aren't they?
05:35Because they tell you when to blink.
05:36If something's approaching your eye,
05:37that's what the lashes are for.
05:38Last minute, you trigger.
05:39Is that what they're for?
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41So if there's a little bit of custard, let's say,
05:43coming towards you.
05:44It just happened.
05:47OK, that's what we all think,
05:48but I think we should probably see the cold, hard facts for ourselves.
05:58Blinking is used to clean and moisten the surface of our eyes.
06:02But could we actually have our eyes shut for 24 minutes a day?
06:06Well, let's ask an expert.
06:08Each blink takes about a tenth of a second,
06:10and on average we blink about 15 times a minute.
06:13If we take into account the time that we spend asleep,
06:16about eight hours,
06:17then we blink maybe about 14,000 times a day,
06:21which amounts to about 24 minutes of the day
06:23that we spend with our eyes closed.
06:28To put this theory to the test, we needed a blinking volunteer.
06:34Thanks, Shelley.
06:37A state-of-the-art piece of equipment.
06:39This has been specially fitted with a mini camera
06:42to capture every single blink.
06:46And a team of researchers
06:48to count each blink recorded by the head cam throughout the day.
06:52So let's see how Shelley got on.
06:57With the equipment now on her head, Shelley was ready to blink.
07:04She woke up at 7am.
07:08Brushed her teeth and took the kids to school.
07:13She arrived just in time for her weekly yoga class.
07:21And that was followed by lunch with a friend.
07:25Oh, mind the headgear.
07:34Then it was off to the supermarket to pick up the shopping for dinner.
07:41Back home, she made her special recipe, chocolate brownies.
07:47So halfway through her day,
07:48we can see that Shelley has already blinked an incredible 21,000 times.
07:55And interestingly, when she was concentrating particularly hard,
07:58such as during yoga, her blink rate went down.
08:03Next, she did the rest of the housework
08:05and then took her children to the park.
08:12Where some people found her head cam rather strange.
08:17Then it was back home for dinner.
08:20She helped the kids with their homework...
08:24..leaving her just a few hours to relax...
08:29..before it was time for bed.
08:36At the end of her day, our research team counted a total of 43,040 blinks.
08:43Each blink lasts 0.1 of a second,
08:45which equals a massive one hour, 11 minutes and 44 seconds with her eyes closed.
08:51Well above the average 24 minutes.
08:55How exhausting.
08:57I'm off for some shut-eye.
08:59APPLAUSE
09:01What do you think of that? It's true.
09:03It's true, isn't it? But it's not only true, it's a lot more than you said.
09:06Because they did say that they actually do count,
09:08that you do blink while you're asleep a bit as well,
09:11and they counted that, didn't they?
09:13Or did I just say that? You just made that up.
09:15LAUGHTER
09:17The worst one is when you open your eyes when you're asleep.
09:19Have you ever done that, where you open your eyes when you're asleep
09:21but you can't wake up? Oh, God.
09:23Please tell me I'm not very mental.
09:25Do you know that thing where you're awake but you can't wake yourself up?
09:28You must have done that. No! No.
09:30What are you talking about? It's quite a well-known phenomenon.
09:33Give us a cheer if you've at least woken up but can't wake up.
09:36That's quite a well-known phenomenon.
09:38That's quite a well-known phenomenon.
09:40But I've done it where one of my eyes has been slightly open
09:42and I'm looking round the room, but I can't wake up.
09:45And I'm trying to say to my wife, wake me up, cos I'm terrified,
09:48and all I'm hearing is...
09:52I genuinely think we need to get you to a hospital.
09:57So, what are we thinking? We're thinking...
09:59You can't argue with it, really, can you?
10:01Unless she's a heavy blinker, that woman.
10:03And I doubt the data analysis as well.
10:06That would mean that somewhere out the back here,
10:08one of our researchers would have to sit down and watch
10:1116 hours of her face to count the number of blinks.
10:14Now, I wouldn't do that. No.
10:16I would only watch about ten minutes and then multiply it up.
10:19But haven't you been known to, like, spend three days
10:21looking at a bird's neck?
10:23I would say that's a bit odder, to be honest with you, Chris.
10:26I mean...
10:29So, it's time for the Scorging Facts.
10:31What are you going to give it out of ten, Kimberley?
10:33It didn't blow my mind, I'm going to be honest.
10:35It wasn't the most amazing fact I've ever heard.
10:37Not the first time a woman's said that to me.
10:39But I did not know that we blinked for that amount of time,
10:42so I thought it was all right, I'm going to give you six.
10:45Six. OK. Chris?
10:47You didn't believe it. I didn't believe it,
10:49so I've been proved wrong, so that should, you know, provide...
10:52It might have just annoyed you.
10:54Yeah, but it's annoyed me, so I'm going to mark it down.
10:57I'll give it around five.
10:59Five. That's a balance of being annoyed and impressed.
11:02I obviously knew some of this, because you do know that if you blink,
11:05it adds up to a certain amount of time.
11:0723 minutes, I would have thought, that's quite a lot,
11:10so that's a ridiculous amount.
11:12But you didn't say that ridiculous amount, you said 23 minutes.
11:15All right, don't cry.
11:16So, I'm going to give it a five as well.
11:18Oh!
11:19So, let's see what your total is, Jimmy.
11:21Five and five and six, we'll never be able to work this out once again.
11:25Oh, it's not what I thought.
11:28APPLAUSE
11:31OK, we've heard Jimmy's favourite fact,
11:33but after the break, it's Kimberley's turn to try and win us over with hers.
11:36Don't go away.
11:48Welcome back to Bitcoin Stone Echo,
11:50the show that puts amazing but slightly odd facts to the test.
11:53Still with me are Chris Packham, Kimberley Walsh and Jimmy Carr.
11:57Before the break, Jimmy scored 16 points with his fact about blinking.
12:00Right, Kimberley, it's your turn.
12:02What facts have you got for us?
12:03My fact is that coffee tastes better
12:07when the coffee beans have been excreted by a cat.
12:14Let me show you.
12:16Well, bring on the cat.
12:17Oh, hello.
12:18So, the green ones...
12:19Also, this sounds like it's going to be a horrible display.
12:21So, Kimberley, what are the green ones?
12:23These are what they look like when they've been excreted.
12:25May I have a look at that?
12:26So, that's a regular coffee bean.
12:27No, no, no, no, and then these...
12:29OK, so this is after the cat has pooed them out.
12:32Yeah, and then this is them when they've been roasted.
12:34They look like regular coffee beans.
12:36So, this is the same thing but roasted, OK.
12:38Are you sure you've got that the right way round?
12:40They look like they've just come out.
12:43So, basically...
12:45And they actually taste better.
12:46My sister's actually a bit bolesome when she was in Bali,
12:49and what they do is they have, like, the cat,
12:51whatever type of cat it is, in a cage,
12:53and you can see the animal that you're going to purchase from,
12:56and then they have the coffee beans,
12:58and then you can see them eat the coffee beans,
13:02and then you can choose which animal you like
13:04and take their excreted coffee beans away with you
13:06for quite a large sum of money.
13:08Whereabouts is this? I mean, it sounds quite specialist,
13:10but the kind of thing that I'd be into...
13:12This was in Bali, where my sister actually bought them.
13:14Well, surely you can make your own at home, though.
13:16We've got a cat, I've got coffee beans...
13:18I think it's got to be a special kind of cat, though.
13:20Come here, come here, come here.
13:23And if you... If you want it really quick, though,
13:25you give him instant coffee.
13:33That's an extraordinary fact.
13:35I admire scientists for, like, trying things.
13:37They look at a leaf and they go,
13:38well, maybe that'll be good on something,
13:39maybe that'll be good on a sting,
13:40and I can see how someone might have gone,
13:42oh, yeah, that sort of works.
13:43But the idea that they went, that's just fallen out of a cat,
13:45I'm like, oh, why don't we try roasting that and have a little...
13:49This is not scientists, this is local people.
13:51Because what you've got to think is, in a natural situation,
13:53the cat, the civet...
13:55Is it really the civet?
13:56It's the civet.
13:57Oh, OK.
13:58It's not actually a cat.
13:59What, a cat? What is it?
14:00Well, you call them civet cats, it's just a name,
14:02it's one of those sort of rubbish names.
14:04It's not actually a cat, it's an espresso machine.
14:09The coffee bean on the tree is going to have fruit round it
14:11and the fruit is there to get an animal to eat it
14:13so that it will poo them out somewhere else,
14:15so this can move from A to B, which it can't otherwise do.
14:18That's the only reason for fruit,
14:20so animals will eat it to transfer the...
14:22Of course.
14:23I don't know anything, mate.
14:24So, basically...
14:25What about strawberries?
14:26The seeds are on the outside, that doesn't make sense.
14:28No, same thing, you'd still swallow it. Carry on.
14:30I've realised this is your speciality and I know nothing.
14:34You can see the speed at which Lee's mind works.
14:37Oh, hang on, no, wait, no, good, fine.
14:40No, hang on, no, wait, ah, OK.
14:45OK, carry on, please.
14:46So, therefore, the civet will go out, eat lots of coffee beans
14:49and poo them all in one place,
14:51so if you want to make a cup of coffee,
14:52you don't go and pick out individual beans,
14:54you just go to where all of the civet poo is
14:56and collect lots of beans that are all in one place.
14:59He's a genius.
15:00But isn't, like, the main thing about why the coffee's better
15:03that the civets pick out the best beans?
15:06So, Kimberly, is this why cats lick their own bum,
15:08is it, and have to be picked out?
15:12Are you tasting those?
15:13Yeah.
15:14You did not taste that.
15:15Why wouldn't you taste that?
15:16You just put that in your mouth.
15:17If you found a bag, then obviously people are tasting them.
15:19I'll give that a go again.
15:20I mean...
15:21Oh, give that a go.
15:22Oh, it's really cat's bummy.
15:25Well, there's only one way to test this, isn't there?
15:27We need to get drinking.
15:29But before we do, we should probably find out the science behind it.
15:36When the civet cat is in the wild, they feed on coffee cherries.
15:41During the digestive process, the flesh of the cherries is removed,
15:45leaving the coffee bean inside an inner skin called the parchment.
15:50The parchment is permeable, allowing acids in the cat's stomach
15:54to soak the beans, causing a breakdown of some of the proteins in the coffee
15:58and altering their final taste.
16:01Once the cat has excreted the coffee beans, they're collected by humans.
16:06And then it's over to the factory,
16:08where the beans are dried, pounded, and sorted,
16:11leaving you with a final product.
16:14So that's how it's made.
16:15But there's only one way to find out
16:17if the coffee really tastes as good as they say.
16:20Bottoms up.
16:23So, Kimberley, in front of us are three different coffees,
16:26and our barista, Anwar.
16:28Hello, Anwar.
16:29Hello.
16:30OK, well, one of these coffees is a supermarket brand.
16:33One is a cheap instant from Dave's van outside the studio.
16:37And the third is our very special 60-quid-a-cup brew
16:41that comes from coffee beans that have been excreted by a cat.
16:44Now, we have no idea which is which,
16:46but if the fact is correct,
16:47then we should be able to easily taste the difference.
16:49So, Anwar, what sort of taste should we be looking for?
16:52So, three things.
16:53First one is the chocolate undertones.
16:56You don't want to read the word chocolate in this,
16:59unless it's all there.
17:00It's the one time when chocolate doesn't sound nice.
17:02Chocolate undertones.
17:04Yes, really.
17:05And the second thing is the smooth and delicate body.
17:09Smooth and delicate body.
17:10Yeah, and...
17:11Don't mind that too much.
17:12And the last one is mild acidity.
17:14OK, right.
17:15Shall we start with number one?
17:16Right, shall we have a little taste first?
17:18A little smell.
17:19A little smell first, yeah.
17:20A little smell.
17:21Oh, it's warm as well.
17:22Oh, I'm getting coffee.
17:24You're getting coffee.
17:26I'm getting instant.
17:29Horrible, isn't it?
17:33Now, you don't even have to say anything.
17:35I'm guessing you're not massively keen.
17:37By the way, Jimmy, would you like to have a little taste of this?
17:39Oh, yeah.
17:40Feel free, if you want to have a sip.
17:41Why does that taste so bad?
17:42Can we have a look?
17:43So, how bad is this one?
17:44Give Jimmy a taste of your coffee.
17:46But we don't know what it tastes like.
17:47Instant coffee.
17:48That's instant coffee.
17:49That's like cheap, instant...
17:51Hmm.
17:52The Travelodge 2005.
17:56Right, let's try number two.
17:57Let's try number two.
17:58OK, let's have a little smell of this one.
18:00Now, that certainly smells nice, doesn't it?
18:03I like that one.
18:04Do you?
18:05I do like that one.
18:06I'm quite liking that one.
18:07That's what's gone wrong.
18:09I'm more northern you.
18:10I'm more northern you.
18:11I'm thinking...
18:12Something's missing from this coffee.
18:13Yeah, milk and sugar, yeah.
18:14No, I'm thinking, what's missing?
18:15Coffee, mate.
18:16Right, let's get to the end.
18:19This looks a lot darker in colour.
18:21Oh, hello.
18:22Taste it, see what you think.
18:24That is very unusual, isn't it?
18:26Isn't it different?
18:27Yeah, that's...
18:28This whole experiment...
18:29For me, that's the odd one out, isn't it?
18:30It doesn't mean it's the odd one out.
18:31It's which is the nicest, though.
18:32Which tastes the nicest is what you've got to go for.
18:34But, Jimmy, what are you going to go for?
18:36I'll go with that one.
18:37That's your favourite?
18:38Yeah, I'm going three.
18:39You think three, Chris?
18:40It's the odd coffee out, I'd go for that.
18:42OK, well...
18:43Are we going to ask the barrister, barista, whatever he's called?
18:46He's not a barrister.
18:47For once, Jimmy, you don't need a barrister.
18:53OK, well, I reckon it's...
18:55Genuinely think it's number two.
18:57And I don't know, honestly, but I think it's number two.
18:59Number two would be funnier.
19:00It would, actually, wouldn't it, for obvious reasons?
19:02I think it's probably number two because you're involved.
19:06I think you would have gone, number two is the poo coffee.
19:09Er, Chris?
19:10Three.
19:11Kimberly?
19:12Three.
19:13OK, well, let's find out.
19:14We're going to start with number one.
19:15Number one was...
19:16Dave's van.
19:18We knew that, didn't we?
19:19We sort of knew that was Dave's van, didn't we?
19:21I think...
19:22Or maybe Dave's actually ingested it and pooed it out.
19:26We'll go for number three, make it dramatic.
19:28Oh, no, that wouldn't be any more dramatic
19:29cos then we'd know what number two is, wouldn't we?
19:31Let's have a look at one.
19:32This is your favourite.
19:33It's the supermarket one.
19:34Wow.
19:35This is your favourite, the Civic Cat coffee.
19:40So, there you go.
19:41We haven't proved that the Civic Cat coffee is nicer,
19:43but we have proved one thing.
19:44If you spend £60 on a bag of coffee, you're an idiot.
19:58So, we tested Kimberly's facts and it failed.
20:01Well, the last coffee was the most unusual.
20:03I think they'd made it a bit too strong.
20:04That supermarket coffee was really strong and sort of overpowering.
20:06So, we all thought, oh, maybe that'll be it.
20:08The second one was nicer.
20:09Well, that's all we wanted.
20:10The nicest one, it's too late now.
20:12We went for the unusual one, though.
20:13We voted with the unusual.
20:14And the acid and the chocolate thing really threw me off.
20:17I think it was an interesting thing to try.
20:20I've heard about that coffee, I've never tried it
20:22and I was really interested to give it a go,
20:23so I'd give it a... give it a seven.
20:25You're going to give it a seven?
20:26A seven, fun fact.
20:27That's all the patronising, but well done.
20:28Yeah, thanks.
20:29That's very kind.
20:30Chris, I like the question.
20:32I wanted more rigour in the science of the analysis,
20:35so I'm going to give it a three.
20:38I wanted a civet cat pooing on a plate.
20:41You wanted to see a cat pooing?
20:43Have a day off.
20:46I'm going to give it an eight.
20:48Because, for me, it worked perfectly.
20:50That was the nicest coffee,
20:51so I am going to give you an eight, Kimberly.
20:53Thank you.
20:54So, let's add it all up and see where you are.
20:55Will you be buying that coffee the next time you go shopping?
20:57I'll be stealing it.
21:03APPLAUSE
21:05Right, let's see what that puts you on the leaderboard, Kimberly.
21:08You're up in the lead with 18 points.
21:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:13Last but not least, Chris, it's your turn. Tell us your fact.
21:15The fact is that bulls are not angered by the colour red.
21:19I've seen a lot of documentary footage that would suggest they are,
21:22mainly cartoon-based.
21:25The simple reason is they can't see the colour red.
21:29I think I have heard that before.
21:31They can't see red?
21:32They can't see red.
21:33So they just think there's a gap in space and time?
21:35No, they see...
21:36They're looking at red and they're going,
21:38-"Hang on, nothing." -"They can't see the cape."
21:40They just don't see the colour.
21:41They see the swirling cape and they note the contrast of that
21:44against the rest of the bullfighting arena.
21:46In fact, what's interesting is that, amongst the mammals,
21:49very few of us have what we call trichromatic vision,
21:52so we see like this, with a full range of colours.
21:55There's us, the other great apes, some female monkeys
21:58and most marsupials.
22:00We're the only mammals that see the world like this.
22:03And how are they seeing it?
22:04The rest of them have what we call dichromatic,
22:06or even monochromatic vision,
22:08so they lack the ability to see the red part of the spectrum.
22:12So they'll see yellows, blues and greens.
22:14So when I bought my dog a HDTV, that was a waste.
22:19Isn't it interesting, the way you've described your brilliant fact,
22:21and Kimberley's was,
22:22-"Coffee's nicer than cat s***."
22:26OK, well, you've heard what this lot think,
22:28we're going to take a break,
22:29and we'll see what happens when you antagonise a bull.
22:31See you soon.
22:42Welcome back to DocQuack's Star Echo,
22:44the show that's all about unbelievable facts.
22:46Before the break, Chris told us that the colour red
22:48does not make bulls angry.
22:49So let's see the experiment.
22:52Everybody knows that it's not a good idea to make a bull angry.
22:57And most of us believe the one thing that is guaranteed
23:00to get a bull furious is the colour red.
23:03But is there actually any truth in that?
23:06Time to ask an expert.
23:09All mammals except primates have got a condition called dichromacy,
23:12which means they're red-green colour blind.
23:14Consequently, they tend to see red and green as bright green.
23:18So why the misconception about the colour red?
23:21The link comes from the red matador's cloak or flag,
23:25which he uses to increase colour contrast between himself
23:28and the ground, which tends to be sandy.
23:30But also, at the same time, it also masks the blood,
23:33which comes from the fight.
23:35Well, the last thing we want to see on our show is bloodstains.
23:39So that is where the link to bullfighting ends.
23:42It's time to put this to the test.
23:44So we needed a bull with the right kind of natural power and aggression.
23:49We considered a highland bull,
23:51but his long red hair muddled our science.
23:55And we tried a dairy stud,
23:57but he seemed more interested in keeping Daisy happy.
24:01So it became clear we needed a bull with a more fiery Latin temperament.
24:06And that's what we did.
24:09So it became clear we needed a bull with a more fiery Latin temperament.
24:14There was only one place for us to go.
24:17Spain.
24:21And as we also needed some bright colours to test on the bull,
24:24our production team prepared to become the ultimate guinea pigs.
24:31We researched numerous ranches across the country
24:34where bulls are raised for beef and stud rather than sport.
24:39Finally, we met this cattle farmer, Jesus,
24:42who introduced us to this fellow.
24:51Weighing in at 2,500 pounds,
24:53three-year-old Lunarito is so dangerous
24:56we weren't allowed to film any closer than this.
24:59So let's put him into his holding pen and get this experiment started.
25:06For our first test, we wanted to see
25:08how our bull would react to a range of colours, including, of course, red.
25:14But we couldn't really sacrifice our guinea pigs to science,
25:17so we let them enjoy the Spanish sun.
25:24The only people allowed to handle the bull
25:26were experienced farmers like Jesus.
25:36Couldn't have put it better myself, Jesus.
25:39We replaced our volunteers with coloured cut-outs
25:43and positioned them in the pen before the bull was allowed to enter.
25:47But will they make him angry?
25:52With Lunarito, the bull is ready to go.
25:56Now in the pen, let's see what he does to green.
26:03Well, not much, to be honest.
26:06So we replaced green with blue.
26:10And again, he did nothing.
26:13And then we tried yellow.
26:16And zilch.
26:19And now for our big moment.
26:22We placed a red cut-out man in the pen
26:26and absolutely nada.
26:30As expected, our bull didn't seem bothered
26:32by any of the colours facing him in the pen,
26:35which means we can safely say that red does not make a bull angry.
26:40So what does?
26:42Bulls are very aggressive and territorial,
26:44and if they see movement within their area,
26:46they will tend to attack and charge.
26:49I think it's time for test two, don't you?
26:52This time, we attached our cut-out figures to a fishing rod.
26:56This may sound primitive,
26:58but it meant Jesus could safely control the movement of the cut-outs
27:02in front of the bull.
27:04First up is green,
27:06but will the bull get angry if he sees anything move?
27:13He charged the moment he recognised movement.
27:17But with the green figure out of sight and motionless,
27:20the bull stops,
27:22until Jesus moves the figure again,
27:25and immediately he reacts.
27:30But would the same happen with blue?
27:35Well, yes, it did.
27:38And also with yellow.
27:43So will Mr Red fare any better?
27:46If Lunarito treats him as roughly as he did the other cut-outs,
27:50then we can conclusively prove our hypothesis.
27:58And bulls are.
28:00Lunarito flattened Mr Red.
28:02Proof, therefore, that the one thing guaranteed to make a bull angry
28:06isn't any colour in particular,
28:08it's movement.
28:10So what do we think to the common perception about the colour red?
28:14Wow, that's a load of old bull, isn't it?
28:23So what do we think to that fact now, then?
28:25Now we've seen the VT, what do we think, Jimmy?
28:27I like it. I mean, I like the fact...
28:29It's not an urban myth, but the idea...
28:31It's one of those things that everyone believes.
28:33So I like it, it's a fun fact.
28:35OK, so let's give it some marks. Jimmy, what do you reckon?
28:37I'll give it an eight. I like that, yeah.
28:39OK, Kimberly? For the fact that I already knew that...
28:42You knew it.
28:44..and that I'm quite competitive and I want to win,
28:47I'm going to go with a four.
28:50Four?!
28:52It gave me a three. Fair enough, man.
28:54Didn't work, but...
28:56So you get slightly better marks, if it's true.
28:59Yeah.
29:00I'm old school, I thought we'd go after red,
29:02so I was impressed, so I'm going to give it a six.
29:04Well done, Chris. Let's have a look on the board.
29:06And that puts Chris in the joint lead with 18 points.
29:10So, Kimberly and Chris are at the top of the leaderboard with 18 points,
29:13but that could change after our next round.
29:15It's time for Fact Finder.
29:19Yes, it's not just my guess who brought these facts,
29:21we've also asked our studio audience to bring in theirs too.
29:24We've had a look at them, and Jimmy, Chris and Kimberly
29:26have picked out their favourite one in the hope that it will win them the most points.
29:29Jimmy, you're first. Whose fact have you picked?
29:31Er, Justin Cooper. Where's Justin?
29:33Justin Cooper, where are you? Would you like to stand up, Justin?
29:35Where are you from, Justin?
29:37I'm from near Guildford.
29:39What do you do?
29:40I've just finished doing my A-Levels at school,
29:42so I'm off to university in September.
29:44No comedy there, just get on with the bloody fact.
29:46Where are you going to university?
29:48Bristol.
29:49Well, maybe you'd worked a bit harder for your A-Levels.
29:52It's not my day, Justin. Where's your fact?
29:54OK, my fact is that when you die,
29:57your hair carries on growing for a couple of months afterwards.
30:00You're not getting the words hair and kid mixed up, are you?
30:04When you... After you die, your hair keeps growing for a couple of months?
30:07I've heard hair and nails.
30:09Yeah, hair and nails.
30:10OK, and have you got any evidence of this? Who told you this?
30:13Well, I heard it when I was younger. My dad told me.
30:16Did he come in very late at night, like, covered in soil,
30:19little lantern and a shovel, and go,
30:21You're not going to believe what I've seen.
30:24Bald when he died, I say, bald!
30:29OK, Chris, do you think there's any truth in it? None whatsoever.
30:32Two months is a long time.
30:34Two months. The state of decay sets in within hours.
30:38And you'd need blood flow to stimulate the growth of that,
30:41and that would all cease when your heart stopped.
30:43All right, Dr Lecter.
30:46Jimmy, you like this fact. I like it, I like the idea of it.
30:49You want it to be true.
30:50I don't believe in an afterlife, but I like to think I might have a quiff.
30:55Kimberly?
30:56I do think that's quite an interesting fact,
30:58but I don't like the idea of it.
31:00You don't want it to be true?
31:01I don't want it to be true. Your roots would show, wouldn't they?
31:04OK, so that's what we think of Jimmy's chosen audience fact.
31:06Now, we can't test this fact, because we've only just heard it tonight,
31:08so we've got a panel of brain boxes who can tell us if there's any truth in it.
31:11So please welcome rocket scientist Dr Simon Foster,
31:13expert in cell biology and genetics Dr Emily Grossman,
31:16and chemical engineer David Wharton.
31:18It's our Verifiers.
31:23Hello, Verifiers.
31:24Hello, Lee.
31:25Three wonderful people.
31:26They're so intelligent, they can say the planet Uranus without giggling.
31:30Is there any truth in this, Verifiers?
31:32No, there isn't.
31:33Hair itself is actually dead, but it grows from living cells,
31:37and those living cells are in the root.
31:39Now, when the heart stops pumping,
31:41those cells no longer get what they need from the blood,
31:43so they run out quickly of energy and they stop producing hair,
31:46and this would happen pretty much immediately after death.
31:48Within about two months, yes.
31:49No, no, pretty much immediately.
31:50Correct.
31:51However, it can look like the hair's still growing,
31:54and that's because after death,
31:57the skin cells around the hair follicle dry out, or desiccate.
32:00That means that they shrink, and the skin itself retracts,
32:03exposing a tiny little bit of each hair extra at its base,
32:07so it looks a little bit longer.
32:09So basically, even if you die clean-shaven,
32:12you could leave behind a stubbly corpse.
32:14She's good, isn't she? She is good.
32:16You're so clever, Dr Emily Grossman.
32:18Answer me this.
32:19How many female doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
32:23Do you know the answer?
32:24No.
32:25OK, the answer is one.
32:27The same as male doctors.
32:28Sexist.
32:31So...
32:34OK, we'll score it at the end once we've heard everyone's fact.
32:38Your next, Kimberley.
32:39Whose fact are you backing?
32:40I'm backing the fact from Joe Chilton.
32:44Hiya, Joe, you all right?
32:45Where are you from, Joe?
32:46I'm originally from Bournemouth, but I live in London.
32:48OK, I don't want the full biography.
32:50What do you do, Joe?
32:51I'm a science teacher.
32:52You're a science teacher?
32:53That could be true, they're not ready.
32:54What are you teaching?
32:55Mostly chemistry.
32:56Mostly chemistry, with a little bit of...?
32:58A little bit of biology, a little bit of physics.
33:00Bit of physics, and quite a lot of PE.
33:02You're not a real doctor.
33:04OK, what's your fact?
33:05We share 50% of our human DNA with a banana.
33:09Well, mine does have a bend in it, yeah.
33:18Kimberley.
33:19I just thought that was a brilliant fact.
33:21If it's true, it's amazing.
33:2350% is a lot of... That's a big percent, right?
33:25I think it is true.
33:2650%?
33:27I think people have got a weird view of what DNA is,
33:29cos it's the building blocks of life, isn't it?
33:31It's that thing of everything, all life started with DNA.
33:34Like, we're 98% or 98.5% chimpanzee, aren't we?
33:38You'll know about all this.
33:39Hang on, we're 95% chimpanzee and 50% banana?
33:44What's going on here?
33:45That's a recipe for disaster, is what it is.
33:47He's going to eat us and we're gone.
33:50Chris, you're the only person on this panel
33:52with even an ounce of brains, I've decided.
33:54What do you think?
33:55I'm going to go for true on that, yeah.
33:57You think 50%?
33:58Yeah, because there's a limited range in its diversity on the planet.
34:01Our relatedness to everything else is quite significant.
34:04And you mentioned, you know, chimpanzee, 98-point-something,
34:07even ants, it's in the upper 80s,
34:09and that's an insect, a completely different life form.
34:11Those three are thinking, leave us something to say.
34:14See, I'm interested to see if this is true.
34:16Verify us.
34:17Yes, this is true.
34:18About 650 million years ago, life on Earth went through a change
34:23and we had the plants and the animals.
34:26Now, we might think we're different,
34:28but we have a lot in common with bananas.
34:30We're both made of cells.
34:32We both breathe.
34:33We even reproduce sexually, just like bananas.
34:36So there's a lot in common with a banana.
34:38Sorry, reproduce sexually?
34:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, speak for yourself, brother.
34:42I'm not reproducing.
34:43Are you saying that bananas reproduce in the same way as us?
34:46They reproduce sexually.
34:47Do you see?
34:48I've never seen a banana...
34:50Yeah.
34:51..and gone waka-waka-wow-wow, and he's jumped on another banana.
34:55I mean, maybe a banana and a donut, but even then, I don't know.
34:59Well, they use pollens and stamen, we use sperm and eggs.
35:02But biologically, there's very little difference.
35:05But it's true.
35:06It is true.
35:07That is absolutely brilliant.
35:09So my great, great, great, great...
35:11If I say great enough times, I get back to, was a banana.
35:16So, finally, Chris, whose fact do you think can win it for you?
35:18I've gone for Eloise Lovejoy.
35:20Eloise Lovejoy.
35:22Oh, I like that name, Lovejoy.
35:23Have you got a canal barge and do you like antiques?
35:27Where are you from?
35:29Sorry.
35:30You're apologising?
35:33So, what's your fact?
35:34Rats giggle when you tickle them.
35:36Rats giggle when you tickle them?
35:39Well, we're not even going to ask Chris for a second,
35:41cos I know he's going to know this.
35:42He looks like a man that's tickled all sorts of beasts.
35:45Oh, what do you think, Jimmy?
35:47I could believe that. I could believe...
35:49Does that make a jerky?
35:50Rats don't giggle.
35:51Yeah, a little squirming.
35:52But I bet they've got that reaction, cos I think you're...
35:54Why do we laugh when we're tickled?
35:57Because we're human beings and we have the ability to laugh.
35:59Cos you can't tickle yourself, can you?
36:01Well, I've tried, but I can't get into trouble on the tube.
36:05Chris, come on.
36:06We'll go to the experts in a moment, but, Chris, just...
36:09They do giggle.
36:10Right, that'll do.
36:11So, er...
36:13I wouldn't want to put you on the spot.
36:14Could you do a rough impression? I don't mind doing the impression.
36:17I'd love to, except that the sound that they make
36:19is not audible to the human ear.
36:21Oh, well, that sounds easy for this fat, doesn't it?
36:23They do this, they go...
36:25LAUGHTER
36:27APPLAUSE
36:29That is good.
36:31So, OK, verifiers, what do you think?
36:33Please tell me this isn't true. I don't want rats to laugh.
36:35It's not as bizarre as it sounds.
36:36Yes, it is. It's very bizarre.
36:39Scientists are constantly trying to find out
36:41why human beings find something humorous,
36:43and to do this, they look at primates and actually rats,
36:46and they saw that young rats, the pups,
36:48would actually play with each other, like children do,
36:50and they tickle each other.
36:51Can I stop you? Sorry. Did you call them pups?
36:53Yeah, they are called pups.
36:54No, you're thinking of dogs, even. I know that. What an idiot.
36:56Sorry about my friend at the end.
36:58A little rat to call little rats.
37:00Yeah.
37:01That's what you call children, but...
37:02And do you know what rats are if they're twins?
37:04Ratatoos.
37:06Sorry, the little pups.
37:07So, yeah, and they play with each other like children,
37:09like our own children, and actually some scientists
37:12put their hands in and started to tickle their bellies,
37:14and they found out that they really enjoyed it,
37:16and they followed their hand around the cage,
37:18trying to be tickled more, but they couldn't really hear it.
37:21It was way above human audible hearing,
37:23and it was just like how human beings enjoy being massaged
37:26or enjoy being touched.
37:28Rats seem to as well.
37:29Now, whether that's humorous or not...
37:31In exactly the same way?
37:32We don't know.
37:33So, for a little bit extra...
37:37But we don't know if they're giggling or not,
37:39but they are enjoying it. They're definitely enjoying it.
37:42Well, if they're enjoying it and making a little chirping noise,
37:44I think we could give them giggling.
37:45Yeah, but we don't know the language of the rat.
37:47They follow their hand.
37:48They might be masochists.
37:49They want it.
37:50So, we've heard the facts,
37:51but how many points will our verifiers give them?
37:53After the break, we'll find out who picked the best one
37:55and whether Jimmy, Chris or Kimberley will be walking away
37:58as tonight's DuckQuacks Don't Echo champion.
38:04APPLAUSE
38:10Welcome back.
38:11Before the break, Jimmy, Chris and Kimberley
38:13chose their favourite fact from the audience.
38:15Our verifiers have told us if there's any truth in them,
38:17but how many points have they awarded each one?
38:19Let's find out.
38:20Jimmy, please remind us of your chosen fact.
38:22Well, my fact, it was Justin Cooper's fact.
38:24When you die, your hair grows for a couple of months,
38:26and it is 100% true, according to our verifiers,
38:29if you're just tuning in.
38:31Can you verify what Jimmy's just said?
38:33Um, actually, no, we didn't say it was 100% true,
38:36but we did say that it was based on true observations
38:38made by medical students who actually observed
38:40that in cadavers, the hair does look a little bit longer
38:42because of the skin pulling back.
38:44So, it's not true that it's grown,
38:45but it does look a bit longer,
38:47but we are going to give you three points.
38:49Three points.
38:50Three.
38:51Three.
38:52Out of three.
38:53Kimberley, remind us of the fact you backed.
38:55My fact was from Joe Chilton,
38:57that we share 50% of our DNA with a banana.
39:00OK, verifiers?
39:02Well, how can I disagree with the science teacher?
39:04Cos it's absolutely true, we do share that,
39:06and it's fascinating when you think of the history of paleontology
39:09and how we've got that far, so we're going to give it nine points.
39:12Right.
39:13That is a good score.
39:17And finally, Chris, which fact did you go for?
39:19Eloise Lovejoy told us that rats giggle when you tickle them.
39:23OK, verifiers, what are we giving that?
39:25Well, because we can't be sure that they're giggling,
39:27but they are enjoying it, we're going to give it six.
39:30Six points.
39:31Let's put all that up onto the leaderboard
39:33and see the final scores.
39:35In third place, Jimmy Carr, in second place, Chris Packham,
39:38but tonight's winner with 27 points, it's Kimberley Walsh.
39:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:43Well done.
39:44Well done, Kimberley.
39:45You've won, which means you're the lucky one
39:47who gets to help me prove my fact,
39:49which is you can lift a sofa with two people sitting on it
39:52using normal household Velcro.
39:54So let's test it out. It's time for Max Fact.
40:01So, as you can see, we've raided an old people's home
40:04and taken their sofa, all in the name of science.
40:07Now, we've got two of these discs here, OK?
40:10One's up here and one that is attached to the actual sofa,
40:13and it weighs a tonne.
40:14So just to prove it's real Velcro,
40:16I think the fact that it's sticking to that rum sort of proves it.
40:18Proving it pretty well.
40:19If you can hold that top bit there.
40:20I'll take the heavy bit, I'm a gentleman.
40:22Yeah.
40:23I'm from Bradford, it should have been the other way round.
40:25And we just stick it on like that.
40:27Now, if I let go of that, I'm hoping that will stick,
40:29and then hopefully when we rip it off now,
40:31you'll get that lovely sound of Velcro ripping.
40:33Just before we do, do you know how Velcro was invented?
40:35No. Genuinely.
40:36It was after someone tried to split up a fight
40:38between the Jacks and Five.
40:40So, here we go. Have a listen to this.
40:42Ooh, did you hear that? Did you hear that?
40:44It's a lovely sound, wasn't it? Real Velcro.
40:46So I'm going to now stick this... We've got to get it exactly...
40:48We've got to get it in the middle, because basically our life depends on it.
40:51I'll just get that...
40:53In the middle!
40:54Because I have to be honest with you, I say facts, it's more of a hunch.
40:58Right, now, let's get these properly aligned, which we have done.
41:00That's all aligned.
41:01So whilst we get into something more suitable for slouching on the sofa...
41:05That sounds like a terrible child line.
41:07Let's find out why Velcro is so strong from Dr Foster.
41:10If you've ever inspected a piece of Velcro,
41:13you'll see that there are two parts to it.
41:15There's a kind of rough part, and that's got tiny little hooks on it,
41:18and there's a soft part that's got tiny little loops.
41:20And when you place the two halves together,
41:22the hooks get stuck inside the loops.
41:24Now, on their own, they're not particularly strong,
41:27but on a strip of Velcro, you've got hundreds or thousands.
41:30Now, why this works is that if, on your coat,
41:33you put a large force into a small area, you can rip this apart.
41:37But on a normal piece of Velcro,
41:39if you spread that force over the entire area,
41:42the force on each hook and loop combination isn't that strong,
41:45and it won't pull them apart.
41:47And this is so good that a piece about two-inch square,
41:50which is roughly the size of a light switch box,
41:53can hold up about 80 kilos.
41:55That's 12.5 stone.
41:56That's about the weight of an average human being.
41:59Now, if you scale that up,
42:00it should be able to cope with a sofa with two human beings on it.
42:04APPLAUSE
42:06Now, thank you, Dr Foster.
42:07So, this is it, Kimberly. How are you feeling?
42:09Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous, I'm not going to lie.
42:12Feeling ready?
42:13It's only about 30, 40 centimetres.
42:17In diameter?
42:18Yeah.
42:19So I'm a little bit worried, yeah.
42:20You know, you're not the first person to sit on a sofa with me
42:22and say, it's 30 or 40 centimetres in diameter,
42:24and I'm a little bit worried.
42:26So, are we ready? Should we do this?
42:28Let's do it.
42:29OK, let's go for it.
42:30We need to stay quite still, yeah?
42:31Keep very still, don't make a loud noise,
42:32and don't worry, me parents aren't in.
42:34Here we go.
42:35Let's lift it.
42:37Oh, hello.
42:40Oh, oh!
42:41APPLAUSE
42:45There we go, rightly.
42:46All right, have we got the idea?
42:47OK.
42:48We're twisting a little bit.
42:51I feel like a ride's broken down at Alton Towers.
42:54So, here's the proof.
42:56You can lift a sofa and two people using normal household Velcro.
42:59APPLAUSE
43:02That's it for tonight.
43:03I'll make this quick,
43:04because I think I can hear the Velcro starting to peel off.
43:07A huge thanks to my guests, Jimmy Carr,
43:10Chris Packham,
43:12and, of course, Kimberly Walsh.
43:14See you next time. Good night.
43:18Just to prove that these mugs are genuine...
43:20I don't mean these mugs, because they'd kill me if I said that.
43:23Just to prove these mugs are genuine,
43:25we are going to break them by all jumping at the same time.
43:27One, two, three, jump!
43:29Oh!
43:30APPLAUSE
43:34It's one of history's most epic love stories,
43:37and for Kim Cattrall,
43:38Anthony and Cleopatra is very much her Shakespeare.
43:41All new and starting in a few moments over on Sky Arts 1HD.
43:44And up next on Sky 1HD,
43:46it's the last new 50 ways to kill your mammy,
43:49and Baz is most definitely not letting Nancy off lightly.
43:52One word, spiders.
43:54APPLAUSE